Farhan Hadeed
@catabolicAlchemist
deader than dead but thats how ive always lived / pharmassist / beforan
In a way, saying goodbye to Alternia was a bit of a blessing. Violet nobility did NOT like me. A "serial shirker of your duties" they called me. Which was true... But they didn't have to say it!! I TOLD them I'm no good at that culling stuff and they thought I was JOKING!! "A Violet without a kill count, good one!" UGH. Stupid stuffy jerks.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
they hate our pac1f1st1c and non-confrontat1onal swag
They HATE my free spirit!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i leawve it there sometimes but not this time so i told them if it pops up to let me knowv i called a fevw people wvho vwere at the party but they wvere no help either i vwas starting to get desperate i really dont like being vwithout my penis for too long it makes me feel like less of a man and i really hate to hawving to sit dowvn ewvery time i take a leak after a fewv hours of searching the house and calling ewveryone i could think of i wvas starting to get wvery depressed so i vwent to the kiewv and ate breakfast then as i wvalked dovwn second awvenue tovward st. marks place wvhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the street i sawv my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster owven some guy wvas selling it i had to buy it off him he wvanted 22 bucks but i talked him dovwn to 17 i took it home, vwashed it off and put it back on i wvas happy again, complete people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached but i dont knowv ewven though sometimes its a pain in the ass i like havwing a detachable penis #lyricsposting #nsfvw
dude 1 fuck1ng LOVE th1s song, 1t’s so true to l1fe too l1ke wow
ok well so, 1 just saw a v1deo on chewtube and 1t really rem1nded me of th1s b1t of a gag 1d pull r1ght 1 made over 2,000 caegars a n1ght do1ng 1t, naturally, bc how else was 1 gonna get vape money how, may you ask? 1ts so easy, espec1ally 1f 1 can do 1t go to a bar 1n the uppers1de (place you dont frequent, but where the fujos do) w1th a good guy fr1end of yours. most 1mportant part 1s dress1ng to un1mpress (shorts, jersey) start a convo w1th some lad1es, normal and all, but you gotta gu1de the convo to the top1c of k1ss1ng other guys (1mportant). say youve never done 1t and that you cant be fucked to be pa1d to do 1t e1ther (hook) they'll offer left and r1ght to pay you but DONT take the f1rst offer, go h1gher, l1ke $100 m1n1mum or more for tongue (l1ne) take the money and k1ss your good guy guy fr1end (s1nker) go on to the next bar, r1nse and repeat at th1s rate be1ng broke 1s a cho1ce, you guys just gotta work smarter not harder or else youre not gonna make 1t far 1n l1fe
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hey jun1or! can 1 bother you for one too
Hey! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #beforian
wow. crash1ng 2 wheeled veh1cles. 1 d1dn’t real1ze how much 1 m1ssed that actually
@recurr1ngRenegade 1’m gonna need to borrow the largest ramp you have
still got the one from my llast big stunt.
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wow th1s takes me back
no 1 meant metaphor1cally, 1 used to do th1s sh1t all the t1me
[oh 1 see, th1s place 1s truly r1fe w1th freaks and we1rdos]
I've got the coollest damn friends in paradox space. It isn't even cllose.
Don't tell Duellist, but sometimes.... I see the resemblance.
i'm looking at their last (hit and i'm going to need 7ou to be more spe(ifi( here
I was watching their interaction with Timi and I thought, Well doesn't that sound... Radical.
Love is the most radicall thing of all, that quintessentiall spark that the Troll Fascist Machine CANNOT snuff out of our hearts. You just need to open yoursellf up to it, and nothing can stop you. 🤘
I deserve an immortall undead army I think.
but what would you do w1th an 1mmortal undead army 🤔
Allas, inspiration yet elludes me. My mind is restlless with distracting thoughts that faill to pass through the great sieve of Creativity into the bowll of Usablle Musing. Too much on the mind...
not every n1ght you need to put someth1ng out yknow! creat1v1ty 1s a d1ff1cult one to coax, but on th1s f1ne yur1ful n1ght she may come to v1s1t you yet
Optimiist jump scare. I have llearned this term from the Five Days at Fredie's game.
wrong 1terat1on, but 1’m sure he’d say the same! wow you are gett1ng through those modern games pretty fast huh
I finished it in one try. It was easy.
cons1der f1ght1ng games! they weren’t my personal forte but they were st1ll fun because of the unknown other person’s tact1cs and sk1ll level
r1p to whoever my ancestor was, he would’ve loved breakcore mus1c 1 th1nk
1 do! so 1’m sure he would too
Reall llove and peace moment right here.
To this day I remain unsure of exactlly how she saw me. Simillar to a human daughter, or son? Or more as a tooll, a weapon, capablle of being manipullated? I know I hated her. But there are other feellings about her I had as well. A tanglled knot so dense and olld that it may never be untanglled
and you’ve got pleny-o-t1me to unravel 1t! cent1 by cent1, 1nch by 1nch, you’ll get there