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i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i leawve it there sometimes but not this time so i told them if it pops up to let me knowv i called a fevw people wvho vwere at the party but they wvere no help either i vwas starting to get desperate i really dont like being vwithout my penis for too long it makes me feel like less of a man and i really hate to hawving to sit dowvn ewvery time i take a leak after a fewv hours of searching the house and calling ewveryone i could think of i wvas starting to get wvery depressed so i vwent to the kiewv and ate breakfast then as i wvalked dovwn second awvenue tovward st. marks place wvhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the street i sawv my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster owven some guy wvas selling it i had to buy it off him he wvanted 22 bucks but i talked him dovwn to 17 i took it home, vwashed it off and put it back on i wvas happy again, complete people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached but i dont knowv ewven though sometimes its a pain in the ass i like havwing a detachable penis #lyricsposting #nsfvw
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
Hey! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #beforian
N⧃B⧃DY D⧃ES IT LIKE THE M⧃UNTAIN
still got the one from my llast big stunt.
THERE IS N⧃ P⧃INT IN LIVING IF Y⧃U ARE N⧃T LIVING WHILE Y⧃U D⧃ IT - THE M⧃UNTAIN BEF⧃RE CRASHING HIS TW⧃ WHEELED VEHICIJHVBZVCV GHBN
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And here's a little ditty for my fellow Timebound: https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWsghl493RZGUBEWfcqjc?si=f1EN858PTL2aNia1ZUe3dA
I've got the coollest damn friends in paradox space. It isn't even cllose.
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Hahahahaha the Bimboist.
youre really gettin better at sass. youre a long way from t)(ose dramatic posts of old. i t)(ink its... well, t)(e )(umans would call it "bimbofication"
Optimiist jump scare. I have llearned this term from the Five Days at Fredie's game.
Reall llove and peace moment right here.
Love and peace Farhan! Love and peace.
Don't Let The Desperation In Those Confessions Fool You, None Of Them Are From Me. I Prefer To Pine And Whimper About My White Hot Lust Out In The Open. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
🐾Used to Play PiaNo by ear, bUt Now i Use my haNds! hehe? eh... Not feeliN' this oNe. hehe,
🐾most folks doN’t like hoofbeast jokes, so gUess most coUld say i’m goiNg agaiNst the 'reiN' oN this oNe, ehe! why are hoofbeasts terrible at stayiN' UP late? wheN it’s 'PastUre' bedtime, they’re ready to hit the 'hay'! hehe,
🐾what is a barkbeast's favorite kiNd of flavor disc? 'PUPPeroNi'! hehe,
jade blood appreciation day, huh?
𖦹 Yall are haunting ME atp keep it up tho it's makin my palmhusk beep to da beat 𖦹
>> 1MFAOO that'ડ a crazy way to go about ¡t. Fuck gamb1¡ng (not aડ ¡n, ડcrew gamb1¡ng but aડ ¡n the act of gamb1¡ng fuck)
🐾a bUddy of miNe told me to PUt tomato saUce oN the shoPPiNg list, so i did... Now i caN’t read it! ehehe, x) hehe,
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