♦ pitied by @catabolicAlchemist
Perhaps the most difficullt ellement of performing martiall drills in the torrentiall rain is not the sapping of heat from the body, but the adding of thirty pounds of water to my now soaking hair. In cllose second, being referred to as a "soppyng wet beast" upon returning indoors.
I WAS ENJOYING YOUR DESPERATION DOWN THERE.
DIVIDEND'S PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEMS NEED TO IMPROVE TO. COMPUTER, TAKE A NOTE: ACTUALLY MAKE THE FUCKING TRAINS RUN ON TIME SO THAT THE MINERS CAN GET TO WORK ON TIME. WE HAVE DEADLINES TO MEET.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING EVIL EMPEROR. #BASEDKAT?
ALTERNIAN PUBLIC TRANSIT IS ****FUCKING**** ****ABYSMAL****. FUCK. I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR THIS PRODUCTION MEETING.
you got things wrong with you they dont got names for yet
NOW THAT THE REAL THING HAS RETURNED. I SHOULD PROBABLY INCINERATE THE DOCIMAKURA. #DAKIMAKURA #DAKIMAKARA #DOCIMAKARA #EMPLOYEESATISFACTION #EMPLOYEERELATIONS #WORKPLACEPERKS #APPLYNOW #HEEHEE
IT WAS IN MY MOUTH WHEN THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN.
HOT GIRLS DON'T NEED A FETCH MODUS. #SLAYCATION.
Nark.
I retract all prior statements about my mangy be- I mean warmly regarded acquaintance Farhan Hadeed. He is a valued and, ah, yes! Very successful and important member of our Acquaintance and Upwards group. I will be sponsoring his posts from this point forward, I would appreciate it everyone would show him your support when he appears on your feeds. @catabolicAlchemist You are now under my jurisdiction.
Why didn't anybody tell me my mangy beast of an acquaintance caused a royal crashout? Not that I'm celebrating your suffering. But I think this means he's hit the proverbial big leagues.
Just a little ribbing for the cullmommy comment. You look nice in the photo.
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my ex pitch crush slash ex friend turned beach i hate normal is fucking my ex government stipend dependent matesprit turned situationships alternate planet relative
I'm not a prude. I'm not against sex. I'm against hearing about yours
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GOMEN ABOUT YOUR ABLUTIONBLOCK DOOR.
I swear, the amount of trolls in my group with a good pan on their thinkshelves must be... Three, four max.
Get some self respect you ingrate, good gods.
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A BEFORAN BATTERY WHO CAN SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES. HHHH. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. I'M ON MY WAY.
Some day I will discover who these alleged rusts that fawn over me are. For now, a mystery.
peØple like seeing grØwth. and alsØ that yØu have hØt friends.
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No, I am tragic. There is a difference.
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i am unsure if i want you to so enthusiastically reply to my chit, haha!
Øh are yØu nØt cØmparing yØurself tØ him? dude, are yØu shitting Øn @twiceAnnihilated what the fuck, what's wrØng with being like him?
There is no such thing as too much stunt time. Sigh...
I can onlly imagine getting llurid thoughts mid trick and crashing horrifically.
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What?
Okay.
Sometimes it feells llike you are a version of me that is simplly more pathetic and with an outrageous llibido. I am gllad I do not have one.
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Good gods.
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Having a llibido seems inconvenient. Woulld take my stunts and tricks allotted time. No thank you.
yeah, i knØw, i'm AWARE, i saw the stupid selfie tØØ.
Hey now.
Pretend? 🤨🛹
it's sØ charming when yØu pretend. anyway, i'm nØt gØing tØ get intØ sØme kind Øf stupid fight with ampØra. he may nØt be an ethical pervert but he's definitely gØt ME Øutplayed fØr perversiØn Øn here.
I simplly assumed you woulld draft me into your army. Your psionic warriors. I am not sure I am ever perverse, for the record
i'd take the gØddamn enemy Øver yØu, yØu're Ønly perverse when death is Øn the line. it ain't enØugh, blaidd.
I hope I do not get drafted into the war for the titlle of first ethicall pervert.
Happy 8/8.
Veeery funny, Oddy. Very funny. I'll take over the music posting from here. Just one last one 4 the road. LET'S HEAR IT 4 THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE'S 4REIGN POLICY!!!!
i have a sØng fØr this actually. {r} https://yØutu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw?is=dAamTLØxsXF_ckHU {r}
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oh yes on the ryght form whych i do not have unfortunately. just one of the many reasons they were probably ryght to pull me from typical cavern duties, haha.
hehe that is nyce of you to say but i really would look bad i fear.
...ah. I thought you were ellsewhere..
and i allways appreciate your presence. except when. you know. lloll
I just kind of assumed that when I don't see you you're doing something more important 💀
uhm haha! #thedynamycs
please do not explore dynamycs whyle i am styll present, haha... please.
-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-
Øh yØu knØw. nØthing.
They HATE my free spirit!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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DO NOT CALL ME THAT
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🐾Used to Play PiaNo by ear, bUt Now i Use my haNds! hehe? eh... Not feeliN' this oNe. hehe,
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>> ¡'m ડure ¡t waડn't, but ¡ aડડure you ¡ am part of the prob1em
>> ડorry 😔 ¡ mean ¡ rea11y haven't even poડted anyth¡ng yet but 1¡ke, ¡'m there ¡n ડp¡r¡t.
🐾it's a lot! ehe, (( + hate react was accideNtal! darN fUmbliN' froNds, ooPs! )) hehe,
>> Be n¡ce, be n¡ce (〒﹏〒)
𖦹 I'm just da messenger podna 𖦹
𖦹 Nah some of dem like to play da long game 𖦹
>> ¡ th¡nk at th¡ડ po¡nt ¡ m¡ght rather 1et ¡t than f¡nd out.
>> ¡ don't th¡nk there ¡ડ but ¡ don't want to know! !!
>> Ooohh okay okay, #the¡rnoth¡ng
#mybattery this is manifesting i still havent found any
>>>(Wrong) expectations >>>(Deluded) participants >>>(Yet) the list grows on...
No, that's a different sort of atmosphere. You're just meant to let the smoke linger as you look out of some window blinds.