KAZNIK ALTRAS
@catnippedGrowling
NORMAL AND UNASSUMING OLIVEBLOOD. THEY/THEM.
(( if this post hits twenty of any one interaction i will make my homestuck day confession
https://media.tenor.com/-6K6hkzR3PEAAAPo/snapcube-eggman.mp4
ANYWAYS I'M SLEEPING FUCK YOU AND NEVER MAKE ME HAVE TO SAY ANY OF THAT SAPPY SHIT EVER AGAIN. EMOTIONAL HONESTY GIVES ME FUCKING HIVES.
EVERYTHING I DO IS STRICTLY PLATONIC I DO NOT HATE IN SEARCH OF MINDLESS FUCKING I HATE BECAUSE IT COMES NATURALLY TO ME
I LIED THE DEMONESS NEEDS TO HAND ME ONE OF HER CIGARETTES RIGHT FUCKING NOW THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON FULL DISPLAY AND I NEED TO REMAIN COMMITTED TO THE HATE
WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET CIGARETTES AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT THE DEMONESS
THE GREAT REALIZATION THAT I COULD PROBABLY SAY WHATEVER I WANT IN REPLIES AND HARDLY ANYBODY WILL SEE THEM OR REMEMBER WHAT I SAID I COULD ADMIT TO A GREAT MANY FOLLIES
FUCK YOU CRONUS AMPORA, ERIDAN'S FAR SUPERIOR
AMONG THE MANY SINS OF CRONUS AMPORA THE GREATEST OF THEM SHOULD BE MAKING ME HAND IT TO ERIDANS AS A COLLECTIVE SPREAD BUT AT LEAST SOME OF THEM ARE CUTE.
HOLY SHIT I'VE HAD TO BLOCK TWO OF YOU PRICKS TODAY THIS IS A NEW RECORD. I'D ALMOST BE PLEASED IF IT DIDN'T MEAN I STILL HAD TO SEE YOUR BLURRED OUT POSTS.
ARE WE STILL DOING FUCK MARRY KILL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THIS IS A HELLSITE. I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU AND I HAVE NO AFFECTIONS.
YOU KNOW YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF; I CAN ALSO PUBLICLY COMPLAIN FOR MY OWN SELF-SATISFACTION AND PERHAPS FIND LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS TO SHARE MY UMBRIDGE WITH
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE WATER OUT HERE I FEEL SIMULTANEOUSLY EXTREMELY NAUSEOUS AND WORKED UP OVER NOTHING THIS ADJUSTMENT PERIOD IS GOING TO BE THE FUCKING DEATH OF ME. #NSFW ISH
GOD IT'S SO FUN TO PISS THEM OFF #VAGUEPOSTING
YEP I'M PISSED OFF AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AND I'M STILL FUCKING HUNGRY THERE'S NO GOD DAMN FOOD HERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO HUNT I'M LIKE TWELVE FEET TALL AM I MEANT TO SNEAK UP ON THE SURROUNDING FAUNA
#NSFW THERE IS NO CLEVER POST I AM NEARLY CLOSE TO WANDERING FROM THJS CAVE, GRABBING THE FIRST LIVING TROLL I SEE AND SHOVING MY BULGE INTO VARIOUS PIECES OF THEIR
YOU CAN ONLY STAND THERE AND WATCH AS I GET CLOSE ONLY TO RUN INTO SOMEONE ON THE SKELETOM CREW RIGHT OUTSIDE THE HELMSBLOCK.
MY SLEEP IS PLAGUED BY VISIONS OF A BOY IN SHORTS AND FISHNETS. I MISS MY RECUPERACOON.
worse dre∆ms you could be h∆ving tbh, ∆t le∆st it's not ∆ goblin or ghoul of some kind
I WISH IT WERE A GHOUL OR GOBLIN I AM ADEQUATELY EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH COMBATANTS AND THREATS, I AM WEAKER TO THIS SORT OF POWER.
I AM #NOLONGERPOSTING I AM #SLEEPING
IS THAT TRENDY ENOUGH FOR YOU DUMB FUCKS
(( I should really pin an OOC post to explain CG— (( It's Karkat it's fucking Karkat, fully grown and fucking huge [the artistic references I've been practicing with are mythological giants and cyclops and such], currently on the run from the cull drones and living with Nemean Leijon, @arsenicCatnip#5895 in his cave and masquerading as an oliveblood. They don't remember anyone from their past or retain any of those relationships or history, they never entered the session either. They're mostly a huge asshole but have a reluctant soft spot for certain users, and hate that they can't just commit to being a prick 24/7. (( Nonbinary they/them, partly entirely to appease my own OOC gender dysphoria.
(( The small part of me that's like "this will make zero fucking sense to anyone who isn't invested in this account" is entirely drowned out by the fact that this story is for me specifically and I'm having so much fucking fun writing it
(( I literally felt so bad when I saw the other account go redacted and thought I accidentally killed them. 💀))
I WAS GOING TO POST ABOUT A SMALL WET PATHETIC MAN ON MY FEED BUT NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM. TWO MEN I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANT TO RIP IN HALF OR GIVE SOME SORT OF AWKWARD GENTLE HUG. I THINK PERHAPS THE BEST SOLUTION IS TO SLAM THEM TOGETHER LIKE METAL ACOUSTIC DISKS.
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I'VE ONLY SEEN ONE ROX. THE BOY WHO'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF IN HILARIOUS FASHION WITH VARIOUS INTOXICANTS AND OLD MEN.
||4/4 s♮un♩s like a fun time, ♩♮n't kn♮w why they're ♭eing pathetic a♭♮ut it
WHY IS TONIGHT'S TREND POSTING BULGE ON MAIN I HOPE YOU ALL GET FUCKING SHOT AND KILLED