♠ hated by @catnippedGrowling
:33< meowing at mew so loud and so meowch
:33 < meowbe i should post meowre nudes..... ://)) #nsfw
:33< im the qu33n in olive
karkat just gave me the go ahead to sleep between his thighs i win gn chittr hello heaven #nsfw #nsfwe #suggestive
I'M AWAKE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. WHAT IS UP CHITTR.
huh. one year older.
(=^^･ω･^^=) < #C4NC3LK4RC47
$$$ pileups, soda, and cancelling. yeahhh it tracks alright B) #keepdoingyourthings #entertainmenthours
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY. ETERNAL DIVINE EMPRESS @GUTSYGUMSHOE. MAY YOUR REIGN CONTINUE FOR A THOUSAND MORE SWEEPS.
:33 < when mewr flush crush comes up behind mew while mewr sketching them in mewr sketch pad :33 < so mew panic, ball it up and stuff the drawing in mewr meowth befurr he s33s it https://i.pinimg.com/originals/66/ec/33/66ec3389e03c2c384703e1f70975beb6.gif
thank you for standing solidarity with me nepeta i knew i could always count on you
:33 < #cancelkarkitty :33 < in support of my human homie @turnedtables
:33< fun fact @bubbleBlower looooves building evil insane traps!
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YO YO YO 8----> #cancelkarkat or whatever hes not letting me hit so cancel that hating ass troll
huh wuh oh yeah happy 8irthday eg8ert
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/6c/be/fa6cbe9a15ef044a7324f5afe097f959.jpg
yes i think its time we start the #cancelkarkat tag… i didnt want to do this but i have no choice
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/07/22/5e/07225e97f8e82fffd90002fc1d49681d.jpg :33 < it's so hard being this hard
HOW IS EVEN YOUR QUIRK DISTURBING?
A chitt aboout my genitals #nsfw #verygraphic #NОTSAFEFОRWОRK #keepgrubsawayfroommoonitoors
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rechitt if you agree. #NSFW https://i.pinimg.com/736x/34/57/92/345792b391339bc2ac2ef49a06d5a070.jpg
:33< its made with 33 times the dayly reccomeownded ameownt of spidpurrs!
:33< buy my brand new cereal "spidpurr nightmare"
YO YO YO 8----> i need to remember i do
GOING TO GO OUT AND SMOKE. GOOD BYE.
i could post #rankbait that would explode your pans but i dont know if yall are ready to hear it but rankmaid if you ever need a voidrot consultant you know who to call
When he forgets he is wearing your clothes and goes back to his friends with your vviolet sign brandished right on his chest <3333 #inlovve #sometimesistealhisshirtssohehastowearmine
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a more accurate sis strider routine on a day im not training. #NSFW #SUBSTANCE 1. get up. 2. 100mg nicotine for breakfast, for the body, and for the mind. 3. argue with idiots on internet forums and image boards. 4. daily viewing of GL (girls love). 5 daily viewing of GL smut. 6. make sick beats. 7. argue with more idiots on the internet. 8. daily viewing of GL fanfiction. 9. let the guilt sink in. 10. sleep.
:33 < @archiveaddict :33 < #rankbait :33 < pov: i cornered mew at a purrty and efurryone's too busy to s33 whats ameowt to happen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1059/sample_9022f2662b901e174ccb8bc8549492b3.jpg?11573715 #nsfw
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:33< i have nefur once given a shit :33< nyat once! :33< they dont call meow shitpeta beclaws i give a shit!!!
any karkats wwanna be my bride slavve for a wweek wwe can do the wwhole sleazy marriage plot i mentioned ivve evven got my wwhite wwifebeater on standby
#nsfw ish https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/7a/13/15/7a13155c7f5f0ad9cdbfc5f0535410ca.jpg
Aww, but think of how jealous all the rrest will be when they know you arre grroping them afterr seeing theirr glorry!
when the seadweller baddie sends you their gill pics https://i.postimg.cc/g2k1zcJt/woah.png #nsfw
ocray now i got phantom beef with trolls i dont efin kno
I Should Ask Him To Post His Spheres On The Timeline. At The Same Time I Don't Want To, Because I Believe I Should Have The Right To Grope Them First. #nsfw
Instructions unclear, did an entirely different tier list. Oh well. It tells the same thing people care a8out in these FMK situations anyway. ::::P #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/canvas.png
im the husband obvviously
from my understandin a human culture wwivves are generally miserable nags reduced to shell a their former selvves by pledgin eternal fidelity to a mediocre man yet a flicker a the beauty wwhich characterized them in their prime still remains so evven though youvve growwn to hate one another sometimes you cant help but remark on howw much of a stunner she still is wwhile shes sleepin beside you anywway i think kar an i wwould havve that sort a sleazy broken marriage
(*^Ω^*) < UGHHH!!! I WANT TO SHIP MYSELF BUT IT F33LS SO BIASED! BECLAWS OF COURSE I WANT ME WITH EVFURRYONE!
(I love swords. I also love my own sword. My sword is big. By the way, I’m not talking about a weapon here.)
私は剣が大好きです。自分の剣も大好きです。私の剣は大きいです。ちなみに、ここで言っているのは武器のことではありません。#NSFW
are we still d0ing these? #tierlist #fmk #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/07de1aa76756.png
wow people are getting really transparent about their sex lives here anyways im really into seadwellers tbh theres just something about them yknow #nsfw
1 4m SO fuck4bl3 on th3s3 l1sts. how fuck1n R4D. >8] #nsfw
BACK FROM THE SOLITARY WELLNESS VOID! I SURE HATE MODERN THERAPY! ANYWAYS, UNRELATED NOTE, LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO HAVE THEIR FLESH AND MIND MOLDED INTO MY EXACT BODY DOUBLE IN EXCEEDINGLY GRUESOME WAYS! ((#GORE #BODYHORROR))
:33 < i did. this is the start. :33 < purrepar to be stalked by a fierce purredator
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c938b6012486.jpg :33 < @catnippedgrowling
please ;)
:33 < hewwo!! :33 < mew've reached the equihiss zahhak complaint depurrtment!! :33 < please remain where mew are while my snipurr locks on mewr location
@meddLingPhiLomath @taxCoLLector https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/bee0389c8706.png
:33 < 2 to the 1 and a 1 to the thr33 :33 < i like good pussy and i like good tr33s :33 < smoke so much w33d like mew wouldn't believe :33 < and i get more ass than a toilet seat #lyricsposting
:33< watch out fur the telekinetic line
CLARIFICATION OF FMC: CULL ONLY MEAN SOMETHING IF I HATE YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
NO. WE ARE NOT A LIKE. FUCK OFF.
Ugh His Bulge Is So Big And He's A Whole Caste Higher Than Me I'm Conditioned To Do Whatever He Says Like A Loyal Barkbeast. I Should Let Him Use Me As A Bulge Sleeve Again. Picture Timeeeeee. #nsfw #explicit
i underestimated how moist the event would be i really need to laminate some pages
Well, this is certainly a means to learn how people feel a8out you. Though, for once, I find myself mildly surprised in a couple of instances thus far. Not... Particularly in a good way, 8ut at least there's a little 8it of respect 8eing shown in an occasion where I'm relevant. For once.
I JUST STRETCHED AND CRACKED MY BACK
actually they made that illegal 3 sweeps ago, sorry buddy
there's a weird long fluffy thing that keeps following me around??
WHEN WILL TROLL WILL SMITH MAKE A CHITTR? THE FANS ARE CALLING.
Troll Siri play Pray by Vana
yes before anyone asks on my alternia wwe reproduce by ticklin our partners until they vvomit into a bucket our lunch wwill make such a beautiful grub baby #nsfww
@lucidSerpent Beat me daddy~ #nsfw#badjoke
You Extend Your Hand Because I Have Reassured You That I Do Not Bite, But I Do Bite The Hand- Especially If It Feeds.
:33< im a chum bucket kitty baby :33< living in the city :33< maybe mew can throw meow somethin :33< throw meow somethin mistpurr :33< #lyricposting
isnt the point of fuck, marry, kill to have the three options given to you though... #nsfw
You should be grateful that you’re not worth the nail I might break.
nevr apawlogize 4 bein horned up on main tht shit is my daily newspaper on this site
(=^･⩊･^=) < SORRY FUR THE HORNY PAWSTING I WOKE UP IN A MEWD....
◁I don't think you guys are entirely aware of how fuck marry kill is supposed to be played.▷
:33< *the mighty huntress blushes and gives mew a bouquet of lit dynyamite*
:33 < ocray im going back to sl33p, but, my cavemate is so cute!! :PP #beingagoodfurriend
X I am SOAKED in blood holy shit #violence #gore x
cert∆inly not gonn∆ compl∆in ∆bout th∆t
:33< i know right crazy stuff im saying but its all true
:33< butts and tailhole :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw ish
wwas kinda savvin this one for later actually but might as wwell showw off my profile picture https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f40b89bca016.png OOC: [[ drawn by @tipsyGalactica !! Commission pookie NYYAAOOOWW!!! ]] #selfiesunday
you talk a lot of shit for someone in breeding range #nsfw
:33< k33p meow posted!
B33 < biting someone B33 < REAL slow B33 < will post updates
bringing great vibes to the feed today
:33< that means i gotta bring the rancid ones!
:33< i should do my late night talk show again... :33< the shitpeta show was fun...
Orwell wrote a book about this, you know.
The People Hate My Whimsy And Raw, Sexual Energy. #nsfw
◥▶◀◤ —> I was beaten at arm wrestling last night. <3<
:33< i big meowth and i must meow
(ay00 any00ne g00t a hankering f00r munchies and a quickie d00esnt have t00 be in that 00rder #nsfw)>
i've only ever been inclined to time my wanks when i'm in a hurry. spead sheets for real? #nsfw i guess.
#suggestive? https://i.imgur.com/K73nZRC.png
oh my god oh my god oh my god
STILL WRITHING FROM LAST NIGHT #VAGUEPOSTING
you ever think. wow my best friend is really hot but why the fuck do they ignore you for some asshole who can't volume control. i can volume control.
easies7 block ever. #vague #bu7no7really.
wwoww that must suck
#nothingposting.
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as ivve stated before i do havve a job and currently my jobs not important because im beatin kar in chess again #vagueposting
Well... It's gxxd tx knxw that yxu're willing tx listen at the very least!!! I hxpe xne day I'll be able tx shxw yxu that spirits dxn't need tx be fxught...
JOJOOO> Oh my Gog did not expect that to actually happen I'm sooo cooked #vagueposting <JOJOOO
I think having the neigh8or I did for all those sweeps did something to my thinkpan. #vaguepost
wtf i2 a dilf
IIf my manager 2aw my chiit2. II’d have tw0 d0 m0re mediia traiiniing.
(>>->) I W0Nd3r iF I Sh0u/d p0sT A #bU/G3PiC #nSfW HONK
B33 < my posts could be about anyaone B33 < #vagueposting
He's not gonna know what to do with himself 8y the time he gets hive today. ::::) #vaguepost
Maybe I'll tickle the ivories again tonight. Not like I'm planning on sleeping anytime soon.
you know what youve done #vagueposting
I should turn off my my palmhusk and focus on the matter at hand. However, the matter at hand is also on their palmhusk and keeps making posts whole being as hand, and I have found it entirely necessary to continue to check my timeline to be sure I can see those posts.
Second Monaco is gone and I'm saaaaaaaad. I'm gonna have to start drinking str8 vodka or something. ::::( #substances
☉⇋☿ I only cull the insolent trolls beneath me. Either way, it'll be done. Message me the destination. </3
B33 < unless theyre not B33 < #specificposting
really funny how many me's i bump into with a thing with someone i have only ever seen in a platonic buddy light. it's like huh. circumstances really do change a lot of things! it's nice seeing so may me's happy. and being happy myself for that matter!
JUST WOKE UP. CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP. HI CHITTR.
You think he'd like it if I 8it him a little? Or would he want to so the 8iting? #vaguepost
they wwant me so bad its ridiculous #vagueposting
Haviing the 2ec0nd br0w2er 0pen tw0 2earch up all the 2trange thiing2 that c0me 0ut 0f Dave 2triider’2 m0uth ii2 an e22entiial 2tep.
[PHOTO: a dark grainy photo of what looks like water slicked rocks, a yawning sea cave opening with hints of stars glimmering in the dark.]
JOJOOO> They're jealous of me I swear Suuzie IS flushed for me I didn't even have to do anything <JOJOOO
IIII’m §leePiiiing †◯nigh† wiii†h ȺȺȺ biii†ch ◯n eeeeȺch m◯†herfuckin Ⱥrm!
D --> I have been distracted all day, but I am not apologetic for this
JOJOOO> I love teasing my moirail he's soooo flushed for me <JOJOOO
Soooooooo cute that he LIKES it when I #vaguepost a8out him. Guess I'm just gonna have to keep doing it, huh?
₍^. .^₎⟆ Ssomet!mess ! wasss belly rubs but don’t you tell anyone꠹
We're going to ignore those kinds of posts right now. Instead, do any of you play an instrument? I've dabbled in sax and piano.
i see people saying their heights and i am totally like 236 centimetres also i am incredibly ripped and buff >X3
@3CTOB1OLOG1ST#5688 H3H3H3H3H3 HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1368187768726880319/1492785453152079902/1MG_3358.PNG?3X=69DC9844&1S=69DB46C4&HM=2625333B61FC13401046514123FFF3354461736540497B789C292C5D77F66C72& #NSFW #BULG3P1C
I'm 15'3" By The Way.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i 7HaNk yŌōŌōŌu fŌōŌōŌr aNsWeRiNg mY QuEs7iŌōŌōŌnS Wi7h ōŌōŌōU7 cRuEl7y. I Am ōŌōŌōNlY NōŌōŌōW DaRiNg cŌōŌōŌmMuNiCa7e wI7H ŌōŌōŌ7HeRs...
What2 th3 happ3ning2 tonight? What2 3v3ryon3 up to?
I wonder... hhh... if thhhis is an elaborate d dream hhhhhh... feels so unrealistic...hhh HHHhhhhhhhhh BUT IF IT IS I HHHOPE I SLEEP FOR A LONG WHHHILE THHHIS IS JDHHHDDYKCGDKCBVHHH
𓆰 He's being an absolu♱e nookbi♱er.∘˙○˚.• #vaugepos♱ing∘˙○˚.•
𝄡 how 𝅗𝅥o ppl flirt w/o irl 𝄽tutterin,,,, 𝄂
i jUSt hEaRD onE of thE vioLEtS at thiS mEEting caLL oUR pLanEt 'an ovERmixED aRtiSt paLEttE' anD i REaLLy can't tELL if ShE mEant that aS a compLimEnt oR an inSULt.
Whatever. I’m feeling nice, you guys get more than just tits. ::::) #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6907.png
and the wrists too but ill try to not give u carpal tunnel on the first go
I'm braiding hair you pervert.
Braiding Meenah's hair.
from what?
My hands are going to be sore tonight, huh?
Man i'm soo hungry
hiss hiss spider noises anyways does anyone wanna see my tits I’m 8ored #nsfw
gotta get sillier.
Ohhhhhhhh, so you're gonna like my REPLIES now? Gosh, I might start to think you like me or something! #vaguepost
ikr? :(
my thinkpan do b hurtin.. lol but lik ill survive :'D
I'm gonna 8e honest, half of you freaks would die on your first FLARP campaign. #n8uralselection
/t's the \/\/orst getting /ike 75% of the \/\/ay through an ASMR script and then /osing steam and needing to po\/\/er through the /ast 25% because you KNO\/\/ if you put it do\/\/n to come back to /ater you'// ne\/er come back to it Sidenote / /o\/e \/\/riting moira//egience
got a lil freakier up in here #suggestive #freaky i aint movin til they tell me to move tho
this entire site is cullbait, hxow any xof yxou have managed txo survive this lxong is truly miraculxous. it might start making me believe in the messiahs. rightexous hxonks and praise fucking be lmfaxo xoxo
i luv nook n pussay in my mouth ;) #nsfw
:33< im the best shitpeta in the world!
i d꥟n't have t꥟ d꥟ pickup lines m꥟st ꥟f the time. usually i just bump int꥟ them hard en꥟ugh and their face is in my b꥟s꥟m. gets them everytime.
ARE YOU A THOUGHT? BECAUSE I CAN'T SEEM TO GET YOU OFF MY MIND. (:<B
Hey there, are you a microwave? Claws mmmmmmmmm.
Thank2 now im ob23223d with ch3rry candi32 #vagu3po2ting
:33< we doing pick up lines? :33< okay :33< PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE
KEEP HATING MY CHITTS. I'M GONNA START THINKING YOU'RE SPADES FOR ME OR SOMETHING. #VAGUEPOSTING
I'M NOT GOOD AT PICKUP LINES. I'M ONLY GOOD AT HORNYPOSTING. SORRY CHAT. #NSFW
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF SELF AGGRANDIZING SHIT THAT I FUCKING DESPISE. I BET YOU FELT SO COOL WRITING THIS, DIDN'T YOU? REACHING THROUGH THE PAST OR INTO THE FUTURE OR WHATEVER LIKE SOME KIND OF HUMAN SHONEN PROTAGONIST. ITS PATHETIC!
A GUEST? A GUEST?! YOU MORON, THIS PLACE WOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITHOUT OUR CONTRIBUTION! WE EARNED THIS ENDING JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE, DO YOU REALLY HATE YOURSELF THAT FUCKING MUCH?! WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE IF YOU LOST AT CHESS, THERE'S SO MUCH BIGGER SHIT HAPPENING! WE'RE BEING CALLED A 'CREATOR'. CREE-AY-TOR. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF SHIT WE'VE GOTTEN OURSELF INTO?! AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED YOU REVERTING TO USING OUR BLOOD COLOR TO TYPE- WE'RE JUST FLAUNTING THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW? I WAS RIGHT, YOU ARE SELF-OBSESSED.
OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME TO ASSUME I KNEW WHAT YOUR DEAL WAS, AND I'M SORRY FOR THAT. BUT I'M NOT SORRY FOR AIRING YOUR SHIT OUT LIKE IT ISN'T MY SHIT TOO. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE, AND YOU'RE BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR SHIT IN A TWIST OVER SOME DUMB FUCKING GAME, OKAY? CONGRATS ON THE LACK OF GENDER BY THE WAY- I MEAN THAT.
:33< https://i.imgur.com/H9JC86h.png :33< @possessedCatgirl and i are like them in a way... ((yes i traced this no i dont care))
♯OPENWOUND
[|||] you knoooooow what i'm bored so maybe i'll ride the wave of the trend a little bit: reply with a pickup liiine heeeeeere and i'll rate it from one to teeeeeen~
i think pickup line ovvertake is a good excuse to go and rest noww and pray i do not get any nightmares from some a the cringe wworthy lines i saww
oh xX i xXx see Xx they're xXx both xXx doing Xx the xX pickup Xx line xX thing
[|||] chittr doing pickup liiiiiines again??? i'm relaxing in my recuperacoon, but if i come up wiiiiiith something gooooood i'll post it~
H3y baby ar3 you a 2quatt3r? Cau23 your3 ill3gally occupying all of my thought2
Are You A Keyboard? Because I’d Like To Find Out If You’re My Type.
Thi2 i2 po22ibly th3 funni32t thing youv3 3v3r po2t3d
hey girl are you a ♯sparetire because you would ♯easilyfit in my ♯trunk
To play off of 2t3lla2: H3y baby ar3 you a k3yboard? Cau23 I wanna g3t mad and 2ma2h th3 2hit out of you #n2fw
Goonna ride my stallioon toonight #yep #coowbooyhoours
i dont eat the chess pieces they just end up in my mouth sometimes i dont knoww howw that happens
Z. eating the piecez wwhen your opponent iznt looking iz not zkill im onto your trickery .Z
im actually pretty damn fuckin good at chess youre excused
Z. the wworzt one managed to loze to eridan in chezz do you knoww howw bad you havve to be to loze to eridan in chezz .Z
MY ALT SELVES ARE SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING
aww cute youre at a loss for wwords ovver my vvictory
you cann refuse to speak a word to them unntil they realize they should have let you winn. minndgames.
:33< why would i lie im just a kitty
:33< long time jerkpurr furst time bustpurr :33< #nsfw
no but maybe next time
thanks easiest game a chess in my life
i fuckin wwon eat shit
Z. wwhy are greazerz called that if they are not zuppozed to be fried and eaten that makez no zenze #gore #eatyourlocalgreazer .Z
1 GOT YOU 4 W4T3R BOWL COM3 ON
:33< *the mighty huntress laps at a puddle on the furloor*
:33< one big kitty kiss attack!
√(I am what the old men call. A Tasty Snack.)²
Reposting because I'm curious. Do any other Roses have dubiously factual memories of the dubiously zoological performing dubiously physical acts of dubiously consensual molestation? Do any of these dubiosities have an answer one way or another or is the nature of the Noble Circle too vague for that? #nsfw #dubcon
just got super mega tongue kissed by a hot catgirl so basically this sleepover rocks #nsfw
:33< im what the folks at home call kitty cat!
hatemaxxing to get my kull score up what should i say
i'mm out of post ideas. sex. boobs. whatever else you freaks are innto tonnight. i'mm tired #nnsfw #butnnotreally
SOM3BODY 1S J34LOUS #V4GU3POST1NG #LOS3R #YOUKNOWWHOYOU4R3
he’s s♡ whiny t♡night (¬_¬) #n♡ts♡v𝔞guep♡sting ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
JUST GOT ENGAGED AND SOME FUCK IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MATESPRIT. #TARGETED #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
Soorry been toooo sexually active lately didn't have time too coome up with new poosts my bad really foorgive me if yoou can
CALL MEA GOOD BOY I FINISHED A SEVERAL PAGE RESEARCH PAPER IN 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES
they have 'woke church' for clowns now u people need to cull yourself
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has recently been to a nice cafe. The Dark One enjoys the BLOODIEST of BERRIES in her latte. If anyone has any recipes and would like to assist the DARK ARMY in this venture, it would be much appreciated. Ʒ
I'm back froom the toorture chamber yoou really shoould give me harder challenges 8/
is being hunted for sport through the woods too much to ask??? trolls really have *no* taste for romance anymore #nsfwe
:33< *the mighty huntress juggles knives then throws them against the wall in a heart shaped pattern*
he is… un𝔟e𝔞r𝔞𝔟ly stupid. 𝔟ut unf♡rtun𝔞tely th𝔞t’s h♡w i like them s♡ ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
DISNEY TEEN MOVIES SOUNDTRACKS UNIRONICALLY ARE PRETTY GOOD BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR WRITING A RESEARCH PAPER TO.
The pity button and block button are like lovers to me.
Used to hate country music. Got real into Limp Bizkit n shit. Now the country I hated as a kid I sorta miss.
✿ must've been the wind
does hatebot know how much i love it
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/115937795_GEmJ0nBRoiY3▽lV.png "Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depop∇lated."^-
current need??? kissing the hand that strokes the stinging mark it just left on my cheek #nsfwe #violence i've been mild lately damn, we'll see when i get into a mood again enjoy this slop before my normal slop
:33< or we could ignore meow and clawntinmew no no its fine :33< mew efur b33n burried alive? :33< its pawsome
:33< *the mighty huntress meows at the mewn*
o-)- hmm! i dont like having my chits hated ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ can i have constructive criticism on how to make them better?
> any humans 0n my feed, please tell me a fact ab0ut be1ng a human. 1t can be fucked up, 1 am well aware y0u have a death v1rus and als0 an 0rgan that expl0des at rand0m.
@skittishProph3-t H3-y.
Rent free...
It has been a day of being offline and thinking about the mass amounts of people who have a grudge against me or otherwise dislike me.
guys the hatebot found me
He's gonna beat my ass. #Vagueposting.
watched the musical rent for the first time it was cool
I FUCKING LOVE RENT.
Z. ragebaiting the finlezz by blowwing zmoke out my gillz right in their dumb facez #airbreatherzlop #landlubberz .Z
I w@//& h@//ving @// good d@//y. @//nd then. The ye@//rning. Kill me now.
-7 Do you guy5 do #5houtout5 or #evilout5? 2-
has anyone seen my-
$-$-$ doez th!s kull score th!ng mean !mma d!e or sumth!n !f !ts 2 h!gh why do so many s!bl!ns want d!s rad clown !n tha ground Bo[[™
:33< im what we call a girl
if i get my brains fucked out, itd be great. stop the voices with some good dick #nsfw
Deserve to be picked apart by a larger, more intimadating bird than myself.
hottest thing you can say to a troll imo https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/64/0d/4d640d80c31cb0d53c9d99909917c500.jpg #nsfwe #gore
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU FEEL GUILTY AS FUCK FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE.
truth or dare is #heatingup
yAY!
WWouldn't be a wweek anymore, Tavv.
no. it is time. for #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/05/aohfg5.jpg
wE COULD TRY, aNOTHER eRIDAN wEEK, i GUESS,
I WISH I COULD WRITE INSTEAD OF TYPE THIS STUPID SHIT
OOO YOU WANT TO HELP ME WITH WRITING A PAPER SO BAD
i, cONSIDER, mYSELF, nONBINARY,, bUT, hE/HIM iS, oKAY MERI,, sEEMS cOOL i, sUPPOSE,, i, dO nOT kNOW tHEM,, wELL
i should dust off my sword and get back to strife training again it probably wont ever be relevant to anything but im kind of sick of sitting on my ass maybe some evil time traveling wizard shows up expecting to get the drop on me and ill actually be ready this time
todays your reminder to always have a glass of water and/or drink with your salty snack #mylipsburn
Men hate me for my loud mouth. Women love me for my sense of whimsy.
My seeds are exactly where they need to be, and exactly where they have always been predetermined to go. One way or another.
It's midnight. Do you know where your children are?
[SYSTEM FAILURE] [ALL SUBSYSTEMS LIMITS EXCEEDED] [STABILITY: 69%] [DIAGNOSTICS RUNNING] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [TOTAL REBOOT INITIATED] [REBOOTING] [PLEASE WAIT] [3...... 2...... 1......]
Btw, my dms are ALWAYS open. If you ever wanna chat, just message! <3
Me, staring at myself in the mirror: I will NOT flirt with the weird, hot old man. I will not do it. #suggestive ig?
-7 Need a #6eetle6urger right now 2-
I EAT AT LEAST TEN POUNDS OF GRUBLOAF A DAY.
oh my god did you see it @carcinoGenetwinkist @echoBiologist he called me cute
:33 < so much hate :33 < mew gotta chill a bit!!
fork found in kitchen
,,,thi$ wa$ a lie i don't know why i po$ted thi$,,,
YEAH
ALL OF US ARE.
AM I A WHORE. #NSFW
think we all know what today is jerk him off with your tail monday #nsfw
:33< im gonna get food troll becky hold my calls
local dogboy looking to get pets :B
ψhen I'm sad I remember I have beautiful thighs and hips #nsfψ https://64.media.tumblr.com/3638a826bc342dfe7eb56dee50423d2e/3c96cb8aa827dec2-5b/s1280x1920/7947d952db7f9c885707e88b8b3ee02d18dd41da.png
1 th1nk 1 w1ll re1nvest my newly made fortune
reall7 should have followed lilShitpeta earlier tbh
:33< meow and shit
>+. WHEN I THROW UP LATER IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. SHUT UP .+<
who up. #burrowing.
interact with this post and ill tell you how you die #gore ig
🌲that fishy bl◉^◉ke had s◉^◉me nice buns,,,,,,🌲
hELLO!,, i aM,, tAVVRIDAN, aMPRAM. MY iNTERESTS,, aRE:,, pLAYING pIANO,,, sWWIMMING, aND,, bEING,, a,, hOMOSEXUAL I aM wWHAT,, hAPPENS,, wHEN a,, sPRITE, sOMEHOWW,, bECOMES, a, nORMAL,, tROLL,, aGAIN...
ᯓ✮ || ahaha wow what the fuck is up chittr!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insert the loudest sound you've ever heard in your life* || ⋆˚☆˖°⋆｡° ✮˖ ࣪ ⊹⋆!˚
ONE WILL HAVE COMPANY !!!
Wanted to post this earlier but chittr crashed sooo. Here you go <3. [A picture of Meri in a bunny girl outfit. A grin is on her face, her makeup bright in yellows, greens, and pinks. The outfit is yellow and has jewels sewn into it. Her cleavage is very much on display.] #nsfw
Rahhhh. #yearninghours again.
I'm back in the fucking building again!!
There are worse things I could do Than go with a boy, or two Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy and no good I suppose it could be true But there are worse things I could do #lyrics
A scalding hot shower will fix me.
Equius the Second being the MVP of tonight. #cuddletime [A picture of her cuddled up to a big owl plushie. Her braids are pinned up in hoops that hand around her ears. She has a Switch in her lap, Stardew Valley being loaded up.]
Every hate react I get makes me so much hotter.
Being a preacher's daughter just means I know how to worship. ;) #nsfw
I sh♡uld pr♡bably get a kismesis that w♡uld use me like a living punching bag, the way their claws w♡uld sink in, seeing that pretty purple..makes my thinkpan spark like im ♡n s♡mething g♡♡d again #sexual-vi♡lence #nsfwe
>+. PITIED IT BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU'D WANNA BE ONE OF EM, BUDDY .+< *ADMITTEDLY EDITED #vague
:33< #girlbulge a bunch of times :33< mew get the idea :33< sl33py :33< #nsfw ish
✿ STOP RECHITTING MY BUTTCHEEKS
wWw glad to zzee my feed izz full of nice people tonight wWw
I oonce installed a naked anthroo hoooofbeast troollian theme oon my hoomebooy's pc and he dooesn't knoow hoow too change it and it makes him soooooooooooo mad but the thoought oof him using my oown theme oon daily basis makes me Feel Soomething
PICTURE [ ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF... WELL. WORDS CANNOT ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE WHAT IS DEPICTED HERE. THERE ARE A GREAT MANY EYES AND MOUTHS, LIT BY WHAT COULD VERY WELL BE A DISTANT STAR. ]
There is just noo escape everyoone oon chittr is eager too either kill oor fuck me noo in-between
Getting rumble spheres pics in my dms and answering with the single «👍» #imagine
BP Cursing you with ancient knowledge (the knowledge is bullshit)
WOULD 1T B3 CH34T1NG @L1LSH1TP3T4 1F 1 S3NT 4N OLD PHOTO OF M3 1N 4 BUNNY OUTF1T
Unforch, my eyes glow way too bright to be seen, but just know underneath that they absolutely do look like that. As for the beak, well I never had one to begin with.
Just dropped some wisdom on a guy. Wish me well. I really need to stop using complex words.
Oh yeah, Karkat just checked the loathed page and found my chitt lol.
-7 Everyone hook5 up 5o ea5ily and I'm rotting in my re5pite6lock #5ugge5tive #fuckmy5tupidgrllife #grl 2-
as much as i hate my existence, i guess its okay when theyre around #vagueposting
I sh♥︎uld really start g♥︎ing t♥︎ church.. What d♥︎ they even talk ab♥︎ut there that i d♥︎n’t already kn♥︎w? The messiah’s deepest, darkest secrets? #religi♥︎n
:33< just the peopurr who annoy meow
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
I think "hate" is a strong word. Because why would anyone even hate me? I'm straight up just a dude.
watching my sister have a crush on someone is so weird. like damn, this is all it takes for her to calm down?
~so glad #eridanvveek is over. fuck that douche, am i right? tune in for #meissoday on the 18th!
:33< hey! :33< pet meow asshole!
[|||] mmmy bulge is wiggling in my leggings this gummy was like waaaaaay too strong~ #nsfw
...he's alive again. fucking posers. ~~0o
finally
I see we’re finally free. Praise be.
i got distracted frum watching moulin rouge i hav the attention span of a goldfish bro
Back to huntin'. Got ne\/\/\/\/ prey.
:33< i am living the meowtto be gay do crimes
#NSFW I WILL NEVER GET USED TO NOT IMMEDATELY PUTTING ON CLOTHES AFTER SHOWERING WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOW THAT IM TOPLESS IM THINKING ABOUT HANDS DOWN MY BACK?
-7 Feeling very #trollgay #rightnow #n5fw 2-
It is no secret that I was initially against #EridanWeek and all it stood for. That being said, I'm pleased to see how women like myself have been able to capitalize on it for social and financial gains. Yes, #MayICome and #MacroMay have been a bit of a net loss for my company. But I did get to put a business rival in a saw trap designed as an ironic punishment for stealing the #ImComing hashtag from me, and flooding it with his own idiotic event in the first place. Can you really put a price on petty revenge? And needless to say... he got what was #Coming. #GettingNailed - MC Oleana
It is done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32095453622d.png #gore #eridanweek
:33< #girls :33< and this next purrt will furloor mew :33< #girlbulge :33< eh? :33< #nsfw
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:33< good to s33 mew again rankmaid its b33n ten billion years
GLAD I WAS THE FIRST ONE BACK ONLINE, GET ON MY CHITTR LEVEL
Thank you.
I COULD USE A PATIENT, STURDY BONED, LEVEL HEADED MAN TO CARE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME PUT MY LIPS ON ANYTHING BABY #LYRIC #DEVIMCCALLION
my lips r totes sealed
<3 AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE ON DONT PUT ME ON BLAST
always happy 2 receive ur horny caps lock ramblings my friend <3
DEBATING BEING A FREAK THIS LATE ON CHITTR OR BITING MY TONGUE AND GOING TO ROX.. #NSFW
ACTUALLY YEAH. ITS LATE ENOUGH FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT #NSFW
yaaaay, ill bring my game :B
oh ur invited for SURE
m3 but m4k1ng h1m pl4y str33t f1ght3r 2. lm4ooo. >8D
enticing the big dick hottie w a body into my apartment w the prospect of sloppy toppy n then wen he gets there i force him 2 listen to me infodump abt my ghost adventures hyperfixation and look at my animal crossing island #nsfw #silly
THEN GET OUT OF MY POST?????
DON'T LISTEN TO ROXY???
I'M NOT GETTING HARD FROM BEING CALLED A DOG THO????
PLACING MY HEAD ON HIS LAP AND POUTING FOR ATTENTION
LET A BOY HAVE WHIMSY AND JOY THIS LATE AT NIGHT
FUCKK
•ᴥ- get your freak on. 20% discount tonight only at honkerz. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
I DISAPPROV-E. #-ERIDANW-E-EK #G-ETTINGNAIL-ED
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Being an immature dick in media is considered admirable, but being one in real life will make you an awful person to be around! #vaguepost © SBURB 2009
CUN7; F00D C0L0R1NG SPR1NKL35 NU7 70PP1NG 1F U L1K3 NU75 1N Y0 M0U7H M4R5HM3LL0W5 B4N4N4 1F U L1K3 8UYLG3 1N Y0 M0U7H H07 FUDG3 P3PP3RM1N7 FL4V0R1NG P0P74R7 C4R4M3L CH0C0L473 S5YRUP 7H478 H4RD3N5 #C00K1NW17H7UNA
zac bagels
=:) Hehehe cr|s|s averted, a b|tch happy now~! https://f2.toyhou.se/f|le/f2-toyhou-se/|mages/117865413_rvwOLqLe09K8xVj.png~
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
this dick spammed my shit up before they wwent to cupe the goddamn asshole #vagueposting
i'm on a seasexual diet. i see rose lalonde and start thinking sexual thoughts #nsfw #goodjoke
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are two-hundred and six bones in a human body! All of them can get broken at exactly the same time if you encounter the wrong kind of enemy too early! Remember to always make sure you're equipped to take on battles [BEF0RE] you charge into them headfirst! © SBURB 2009
There’s so much fish—
are pickle shots good? someone from a different table apparently sent them over
Jus+ A Heads Up, I'm S+ill Open +o Hear Abou+ Your Congeni+al Abnormali+ies, Feel Free +o Dm Me Or Reply Wi+h Pho+os, I Would Really Apprecia+e +ha+. I+'s No+ «creepy», I+'s Simply Science. #body-horror
you'll never guess who just woke up
sure fuck it me and my home boy ben drowned
please stop bringin up your dick i am beggin its like beatin a dead hoof beast wwith a fuckin stick #nsfw #notsovagueposting
[Cults - Go Outside] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beb493c3935e.pnj
is that due to a personal choice or are you that bad at flirtin
i couldnt tell thanks for the information
evveryones minds are back to the gutter wwhens the last time anyone heres gotten laid this is insane #nsfw #notaprude #justfunny
help me
my last post wwas not supposed to be a serious question i do not actually care wwhen you got laid last guys please im actually startin to wworry for the lot a ya #nsfw
wworst fuckin day actually havvent thought of the game in swweeps someone cull this guy
youre in his dms im takin all his money wwinnin alternian holdem wwere not the same
fortunately my time has come and i wwill havve an opportunity to play cards all night all in or nothin
i wwon poker night poor wwell evveryone lost a feww prongs but its fine theyre alivve still
wwelcome back evveryone that wwas kinda frightenin
>+. SIIIIIIGH WHEN WILL THE GUY THAT INVADES MY BED WAKE UP. RE; SO I CAN PROD HIM. PROBABLY WHEN *I* LAY DOWN FOR REAL .+<
girldinner part 2 https://files.catbox.moe/tn8zcd.jpg
i crave sushi... ⋆｡˚ ☁︎
>([got so many bad bitc#es blowin up my celly t#ey consider me a security risk at train stations]
>([w#at #e say fuck me for]
It's als☆ very #refreshing t☆ see m☆re fuchsias! I feel a l☆t less #al☆ne!!
boo me all you like ivve seen wwhat makes you cheer
Some of you would have done numbers on grumblr. Whether that is an insult or a compliment is up to reader discretion. #equalopportunitychit #i can be your angle or yuor devil
This Sburb shit is not easy. I lied
mmrmrghrjrhhrrrzzzzzzzzz
- https://i.ibb.co/0j8bKsw2/immage.png
i like karkat even when hes been annoying on purpose :)
Mostly how people feel about me I think.
ok logging off now i'm getting all heavy-headed and tired or whatever you wanna call it the sopor is calling my name
Fish to fish communication. #dashwatching
im tiny and have small tits and no ass but trust im hot
artists rendition @abjectDetermination i drew this in ms paint with my computer mouse btw #inhumangains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/134b481b1c63.jpg
Y'all mind if a white boy speak a lil hangul tonight #annyeong
ragebaiting a hot highblood is gonna fix me trust
It's just timezones.
me meme memememememem 1 w1ll carry u l1ke a G0G
i wish you could put polls on here
:33 < fafurrite thing to do
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
mask upgrade complete! *^_^* pretty simple, just replaced the old led screen with a higher quality one and tuned up the facial recognition, so it should work even better! i… did place the wrong resistor down and nearly set the whole mask on fire, but i noticed before it was too late and fixed it! >_< what do u guys think? ?_? https://i.imgur.com/YBm25Bh.png
Forgive me, I responded to the wrong notification. This is in regards, partially, to the #substances mentioned prior.
You're interested? Fantastic. I will be posting under the tag #Roseplay and/or #TTRPG. I will post a lengthy prompt describing the setting, the encounters, and the like. You will all comment, I will respond in kind, building a canon narrative of which to follow. It is a build your own story book with few limitations. There will be NPC interactions, monster encounters, moments of political intrigue. I am testing a new layout before a convention I am partaking in.
Let me break out my fucking ukulele, before the Makara cosplaying as a Vantas gets me.
horny posting. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.
My nightly engagement bait post. Touch it and I'll ask you a question.
guys should i get EVEN MORE HIGH??? sum1 peer pressure me plzz plz plz #substance #nsfw
ur zay1n 1 zh0uldnt d0 b0th at the zame t1me? 1z th1z y 1 d0nt get repeat datz???
Getting a good grade in interacting with Vantaseseses.
<:- I Fai‖ To Undèrśtand Thè Appèa‖ Of Pośting About Onè'ś Śèxua‖ Èścapadèś And Dèśirèś On A Pub‖ic Forum... Wou‖d Your Timè Not Bè Bèttèr Śpènt Off Of Thiś Śitè Doing A‖‖ Of That? -:>
out there there are timelines worth of daves stained in red #suggestive
we h0rny ch1tt1ng aga1n???? 1tz hard be1ng a h0tt1e ffz all the badd1ez leave bef0re 1 can even take 0ff my f1fth belt!!111!!1!11 zrry 1 have g00d tazte 1n fazh10n g0g f0rb1d #nzfw
I think you smoked through the wrong hole.
>+. GOT HIGH AND IT WENT STRAIGHT BETWEEN MY LEGS. DYING .+< #nsfw #substance
I'M LAHJBG DOWN AND MOVED TO TYPING ON MY PALMHHSK I JUST TYOE FASY
WHOBDID
The ꫂ❁roblem with my number one weakness being ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le calling me cute is that I kinda AM cute. So they don't even need to know it's my weakness to do it. I'll be defeated in no time ❣︎
I WAS TOLD TO STOP USING MY 'DAD VOICE' DURING SEX. I CONFESS TO NOT KNOWING WHAT VOICE THAT IS. #nsfw
THERE'S A BOY WHO FUCKS HIS WORLD, AND NOW HIS GETTING LAZY. #LYRICS #NSFW SONG IS WHO WROTE HOLDEN CAULFIELD? BY TROLL GREEN DAY BTW
Good eVening to eVeryone, eVen if this place is plagued to hell.
hello my brother in jade :)
Troll Mr. Rogers would be disappointed.
-7 Have a good light everytroll <3 2-
I will be playing this "Sburb" game. It doesn't exist in my timeline so a friend of mine pulled some strings. If I do not answer. I am playing this "Sburb" game.
i just need a man to paint my insides white (or any other pretty color) #nsfw
HOW WOULD I KNOW, I'M THROWING OUT GUESSES
its working they hated my comments that means theyre definitely looking
I don't know who needs to read this. :)
I THINK I'D RATHER YOU CALL ME CARNALKAT THAN GAY BOY
god forbid a girl have opinions on bugs
u know ;3
WHAT DO YOU MEAN.. WHAT AM I BEGGING FOR
krabs its like ur beggin 4 it rn bby
I LOVE SAYING STUPID SHIT
STRANGE WE KEEP MEETING IN THIS WAY.
me, whenever i see a hot older man: daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #nsfw
I'M GOING TO TOSS THE SCOLDING HOT WATER ON /YOU/ (:B
AS OPPOSED TO YOUR TOSSING AND TURNING IN YOUR COCOON? ALSO KEEP TALKING I'M SOO CLOSE FROM HOW MUCH YOU HATEFLIRT WITH ME.
I'M GOING BACK TO BED NOW.
RAGED SO HARD I PUT MYSELF TO SLEEP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
Come home buddy weve got a big cup of oil waiting for you! <3
If I Hate You, Just Know That I Will Be Writing Oviposition Fanfiction Of You And Sending It To Your Kismesis. #nsfw #owned
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
my type is people who are hot. what classifies as hot to me you ask. fuck around and find out.
I see that this website has the 'hate bots' I was warned about. Seeing as I was warned about them beforehand, I know not to take them seriously / allow them to influence my perception of my own posts, and I encourage others to do the same. It does no one any good to feel doubtful of their opinions or to let a person/troll shape your thoughts.
Heheh I win. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60aba2da785a.jpg
they dont know im #vagueposting about him...........
THIS KAR GUY IS SO CHILL. @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH YOU ARE HIGHKEY PEAK, AS THE KIDS SAY.
I was fine with o+ne Dualscar, but I have seen 2 mo+re. The Fishing Dualscar was very ho+spitable, so+ I will ho+ld my o+pinio+ns fo+r no+w.
Oh~ I was so bored, and felt like taking a tasteful nude. Perhaps a little horny, too. \></ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d410cb44a121.png
I need a drink. #substance
I should get a cigarette from how much restraint I'm showing right now. #vagueposting. #substances.
kAr jUsT DrOpPeD A BiG FoIl cOnTaInEr oN ThE GrOuNd, AnD I WaS In a rOoM WiTh tHe dOoR ClOsEd, AnD It sOuNdEd lIkE A WeIrD, dIsToRtEd fArT.
How may I shape your reality?
being a gay trans man is such an experience too because im just like i love men so much i wanted to become one theyre so beautiful wow could be me some day #nsfw not really but im using that tag liberally in case i forget
✿ i feel like a snicker the way she doodle on my cookie wait
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDFW1l6eEgHhYlBsSlafg6_2I-dvwiybiFXQ&s this guy but sprite
W)(ale --EXCUS-----------------E, PRINC--ESS! T)(at's a meme if you )(aven't sean it yet. It's really dumb, but it's a great one.
✿ i feel like a cookie the way she snicker at my doodle #bars #didntuhearitdafirsttime
my idea for the concept of waspinatorsprite has been shot down
pic with no ears who else cheered https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f1/6a/f4/f16af4f2c2f7a84c8c58e01d9a06893f.jpg
✿ i feel like a cookie the way she snicker at my doodle #bars
yippiee!!!!!!!! yayyyY!!!!!!!!!!!! do it again !!!!!!
stands there llooking stupid and killable
[IT$ BEEN A BU$Y DAY AT WORK TODAY! #BU$INE$$MAN #WORK ##ORPORATE #↑ #BU$Y #WORKINGMAN]
yippie!!!! yay!!!! hooray!!!! its hitting!!!!!!!!! #substance
YOU'RE NOT MY LUSUS. YOU CAN'T TEL ME WHAT TO DO.
glad to hear that aint changed if nothin else good day to ya kar
MY HUSBAND BEATS ME AND PUTS HIS CIGARETTES OUT ON ME AND CALLS ME NAMES BUT I LOVE HIM. <3
W)(at is love? Baby don't )(urt me. Don't )(urt me. No moor. (O)( woa)( woa)( w)(oa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( u)( )(uuu)(!) #glubposting #lyrics
tastes good!
MY *UTMOST* APOLOGIES, PROFESSOR SLENDERMAN, BUT IT WOULD APPEAR MY BARKBEAST ATE YOUR PAGES. CAN I GET AN EXTENSION.
apple.
The moon’s quiet pilgrimage from 8eneath the horizon's water. Are you usually this sequestered from the goings outside your hive?
B33 < hey, at least i threw a top on fur this one
guess i wasnt as gentle gnawing on the server as i thought
✿ wazzup my #glurplings my #glurps how r we tonite
Evening.
dont bring that evil energy in here
ermmm actuallyyy im using it 2 fish for validation and compliments and DMs from cute boys which is VERY productive and important actually so shut up ur mouth karkat
wat if i just like come into ur hive and start eatin all ur food how bout that
stop fighting in my comments!!!! >:(
=[]< JUST KIDDING!! WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME BITCHES!! PUNCHES YOU KICKS YOU HITS YOU WITH MY LASERBEAM ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL NAUGHT BUT INSECTS UNDER MY MAGNIFYING GLASS!!!!!!
=[]< everyone is BLOOMSCROLLING in my BEAUTIFUL internet garden!!!!!!!!
every time chittr goes down i feel it in my dick everyone keep posting #nsfw
i still have the tiara you cant tallk to me this way
people love to hate react to my #incest chits but they dont know i think its hot
dirk but in a tiny bikini #showerthoughts #nsfw #incest
CURRENTLY EATING PIZZA. NOT GIVING YOU ANY. #SUPERIORITY.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ all these likes and no volunteers
no one has ever had sex #nsfw #themanipulator
mo2TTly lookiing 4 TThe iinpuTT of oTTher2 ouTT2iide TThe liineage known 4 miindiing
What th3 fuck i2 up chittr? I am b3grudgingly con2ciou2 wh3r3'2 th3 party at?
doe2 anyone miind iif ii freak iiTT 2en2iiTTiive 2TTyle dii2claiimer TThii2 po2TT ii2 NO77!! abouTT 2ex!!
Augh, my sensibilities
Engagement bait
out here livvin my best life #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55262a637543.png
I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw
I wanna get topped, licked, and loved. #nsfw
#RECHITT
are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.
saw someone say their page is a safe space felt like it was important to say. . . this page is /not/ a safe space. you are not safe. no one will be nice. i want this page as uncomfortable for everyone as possible lmfao
:33 < day 33 in the grease pits. :33 < its greasy in here
TIGER BABY WHIP ME, BABY TIGER BABY WHIP ME, BABY EAT MY BODY FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP EAT MY BODY FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP #LYRICS
trying to k3Ԑ3Ԑp this pag3Ԑ a saf3Ԑ spac3Ԑ with no drama so pl3Ԑas3Ԑ b3Ԑ nic3Ԑ
loved spendin all a last night in my hive playin games and countin gold an nothin else
I'm gatekeeping my crushes. Sorry.
Oh no he's hot.
>+. MAN OF THE DAY THAT I MAY J-O ABOUT; BUCKSHOT ROULETTE DEALER .+< #nsfw
:33 < meooooow...
If You'rE ReadinG ThiS TheN I'm ManifestinG A BiG UnremovablE KisS MarK On YouR CheeK :3
:33< t33h33 mew fell fur my kitty purrank! :33< meow at mew fur no reason!
☆Things are looking up for my friend.☆
he could do a violence 2 me and i would just thank him like Sir Yes Sir u can just treat me like a chew toy thats a- okai w me yep shake me between ur teeth thts wat i want #nsfw im so fcking incoherent rn lmao #substance
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
X Oh yeah and toast x
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
:33< mmm turky with gravy so yummy
:33< the wall :33< efurrone goes on the wall :33< mewre getting shipped with mew and mewre getting pitch with mew :33< and efurrybodys getting shipped with efurrybody!!! :33< (espawcially meow!)
:33< i want to be clickpurr trained does that count :33< #nsfw #sorry
:33< woah seven f33t tall? :33< climbable purrson right there!
:33< pawsome high five!
consider him climbed #nsfw
:33< ayo :33< check it :33< meow! :33< *the mighty huntress drops the mic completely on accident and trys to play it off like she meant to do that*
Just smaelt the scent of a unwahshed trawll, VERY HAIRY and deedn't noticed me smaellin it which myde moy bulge thrawb quigh' a biieh'. Oy love moy work~ #ILoveMyLife
I was and still am the 8est FLARPER ever.
W4HT D1D TH3 CH1CK3N D0 https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/4d9b46727cc714835973b35846c65607.jpg
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i just fuckin got here wwhat do you mean places already crashin
sorry for decidin that some coolin fresh salty seas wwould help run this place a bit better wwoe is me for tryin to be so kind in allowwin others to wwitness my glorious me aint my fault at all for this sites shit if it decides to tremble in my presence though appreciated
Soorry foor crashing chittr servers i goot stuck in the wires and can't get oout 8(
Can't 8( stuck 8(((
Oohh looook i just goot even moore tangled up in the wires aww 8(
:33< mmm #girlbulge h33h33! :33< #nsfw
this is a post for people who are into guys.
Pot of greed lets me draw two additional cards from my deck.
SO TIREED II I CANR SSW XOLSDWOF
but ☝️. you were still. mean to me.
I THINK MY WOLF DOM/BUNNY SUB POST ISNT HELPING ME BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS
yes. you were. mean to me. so. now you get. no beetle.
★★★ REMINDER TO PLEASE WISH OUT LOUD WHEN YOU WISH ON A SHOOTING STAR OR INTO A WISHING WELL! ★★★ ★★★ IT'S WAY MORE LIKELY TO COME TRUE TRUST ME!!! ★★★
★★★ OUR WISH NOW! ★★★
"hn" "hhn" "hng" ꥟h d꥟ keep typing th꥟se. i kn꥟w exactly h꥟w y꥟u s꥟und making th꥟se in pers꥟n. y꥟u kn꥟w just h꥟w t꥟ rile me up. #nsfw
no dude you just gotta find the first karkat to even slightly flirt with you then you are golden it works everytime
B33 < id say i get you bro, but karkats are usually purretty neutral about me B33 < the nepeta in me must even out the potent strider allure
why do all karkats want a ride on the #daveexpress im flattered but i just got married ill let you know when i get bored of him #nsfw
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DIRECT QUOTE: JAKE: Heavens to betsy dirk youre so big! More later...
eridan week this, eridan week that. wh꥟'s up f꥟r evil femd꥟m week. any꥟ne? ꥟h, it's ꥟kay. y꥟u all hate me.
BABY THERE'S ANOTHER ME TRYING TO STEAL YOU FROM ME. ):B
we just got married
I didn’t expect f♡r his b♡dy t♡ r♡t s♡ fucking fast. It smells..kind ♡f g♡♡d.
MAYBE OILED UP MEN FIGHTING /IS/ HOT.. #NSFW
I LOVE BEING BULLIED BY MY HUSBAND. SIGHS DREAMILY. #NSFW MAYBE IDK.
...LOWK GETTING HATEPAILED BY ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF SOUNDS KINDA HOT. #NSFW
I MISS MY HUSBAND. I HOPE HE COMES BACK SOON. ):B
I NEED TO LOWK COMMIT SOME #SELFCEST RIGHT ABOUT NOW. CAN ANOTHER ME LET ME BOUNCE ON IT PLEASE. HIT ME UP. PLS. #NSFW
((My confused ass reading this as “my husband is sold to one direction” for a minute
COMING TO #ERIDANWEEK SINCE MY HUSBAND IS OUT DIRECTING.
I'VE ACQUIRED A MELON. (:B
KAR LORE UPDATE #4 - CHITTING LIVE FROM ERIDANWEEK HOLY FUCKING SHIT. 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I WISH MY HUSBAND WERE HERE WITH ME TO SEE THIS. SIGH.
,,,🥹?w,hy ar,e we a,ll fi,ghting ov,er eri,danweek? c,ant we a,ll ju,st hol,d hand,s eat c,andy an,d spr,ead joy a,nd wh,imsy?🥹,,,
D --> Is it improper for me as one of the %tended pantheon on Earth C to lowball people on the Chittr marketplace?
D --> Vantas it is within my nature to %% people and schmooze all sorts of deals, this is the best outlet I have
i miss you normalpeta fucking sucked that sucked
shitpeta my queen hey
eridan week iz zo clearly juzt highblood extremizt propaganda dizguized az a fun feztival...rechitt if u agree #antieridanweek #nothingweek
ok i might zhow up to eridan week guyz
SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY GAY SOUL. #ERIDANWEEK
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
FUCK OFF FREAKKAT GO BACK TO STARVING AND CRAVING FOOD YOU'LL NEVER FUCKIGN GET
GOOD
FUCK YOU, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO EVEN FUCKING TOUCH ME. CHOKE ON DIRT
YOU SOUND FAR TOO FUCKING CONFIDENT IN THAT SHIT AND JUST HOW FUCKING BIG ARE YOU TO MAKE /ME/ SOMETHING GRABABLE? IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I'D BRUSH YOU OFF AS A WEIRD FREAK INTO QUESTIONABLE SHIT
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FREAKKAT
Meow.
Why? Can't a guy get his meow on?
This is bullshit. I'm calling the president.
Ooh, biting back. Though, I admit, not nearly as fun as Caliborn was. Though, you may hold your bladder. I merely provide scathing reviews of you, your presence on this website, and what there is to make of your rather unimpressive existence. I only do this to those that ask, but I genuinely think you will get a 'kick' out of it, as it were. I can delve deeper, but I do not think it necessary. What about you? What should I, the oracle of Chittr, woeGothic of Vague Posts seen beyond reality, say to or about you? An unexpected peak moment for a Karkat, a fellow Mountain Goats Enthusiast. They tend to play Magic: The Gathering, so maybe you're more aligned with the occult than you thought. You seem to be the particularly irritable type. You insult everything around you and lash out against the most mundane of objects because you can't seem to control your anger. Though you aren't nearly as carnally driven as dear old Krabby Patty. While we have similar opinions on Troll Bruno Mars, and the police, you should know that Alternians use SlashApp. You certainly seem to have lost your empathetic growth from the latter sessions of your game with demands for individuals to cull themselves. I do respect your identity and pronouns, but aren't you a little oddly high in your Kult and Kull despite your low numbers? You clearly just engage in engagement bait. Ironic wording. You're definitely a trend follower, from what I can see. Really, uninspired.
:33< im gonna meow at mew and mew cant stop it :33< clawmeownt below and ill meow at mew!
I have a crush on Minerva, the Exalted Lightsworn. Hopefully, she doesn't see this.
Stan... How do you EdIt a post on chIttr.. #nsfw https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-02_211711136.png
I was playing a Pokemon romhack today and there was a cheat I used to get more Poke Balls and because my sense of humor has not progressed beyond middle school, I named the cheat "big balls lol" in the Cheat List. So yeah I thought you'd enjoy that. #nsfw ig?
:33< yeah :)) :33< gotta love bulge! :33< #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REAL AND TRUE.
:33< tell that to my nook dipshit :33< #nsfw
:33< yeah horny hours again? :33< okay sure! :33< mmm bulge <3 :33< #nsfw
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
:33< im a meowbeast :33< and mew cant meowbeat me!
:33< same! :33< this saying is some next level shit!
:33 < i live by this! :33 < this saved my life
:33< its like the old saying goes! :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
:33< whatefur do mew mean jack mew dumb mut?
:33< *the mighty huntress starts chewing on mewre wipurrs beclaws mewre nyat paying attention to her*
:33< kiss my tailhole asshole! :33< #nsfw ish
:33< fat cattroll ass :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw ish
:33< cat noises :33< what are they again? :33< can someone remind meow?
:33< no no :33< that cant be it :33< meowstly beclaws its clawming furom mew
I CAN'T, HAVE PLANS LATER TODAY
nooouu its 2 cozy lemme hot box it
IIII Priide my m◯◯◯†heeeerfuckiiing §elf ◯n le††iing every bi†ch kn◯◯◯◯wwww whȺȺȺ† my b◯◯◯dy cȺn d◯! §hi†, fuuuuck ȺȺȺr◯uund §◯◯◯◯me m◯◯re ȺȺnd Ⱥ fucker cȺn §h◯w y◯◯u >:0}
†hȺȺȺȺ†'§ reeȺlly m◯†herfuckiiiin cu†e! ;0} bu† y◯uu Ⱥiiin'† reȺlly g◯◯◯nnȺ ♒︎♒︎DEE†ER♒︎♒︎ mee wiiii†h †h◯◯§ee Pre††y fuuckiiin †hreȺ†§
yeah, you cats havwe no game. thats vwhat ivwe been saying this vwhole time. me and bassek are different, right buddy?
^^ Who are you, again? ^^
^^ Some of you don't actually have any game and it shows. ^^
SOUNDS LIKE A SKILL ISSUE
bc i wnt ppl in my soft bosom which is y its ezpozed #pwned
its warm in ther
but freaks specifically LIKE the spines dawg what else did you think would happen
:33< hell yeahhhhhh!!!
:33< meow :33< #meowposting2026
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
good boy
The fact Jax is not here yet brings me so much joy and happiness
... I can already tell I'm going to hate this place.
goopert cleaning himself in the corner of my lightless respiteblock sounding like an old man sloppily eating chili like his life depends on it
if goopert isnt the most impressive specimen of the felidae persuasion youve seen on this site today im killing us both btw
So Poking Your Forehead With Oily Fingers Helps Relieve It?
Automated post: I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear.
Ookay keep larping i doon't really care
Justt because botth off my quadmattes have -born suffffixes doesn'tt mean I have a ttype
My Chittr Notifications Are Just Full Of Hate Right Now…. Sad Times.
thank god kar survived the
benadryl more like uhhh uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh penis drill i dont fucking know tag hashtag #nsfw ish send chitt — Sent from my iHusk
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think ... I want her. ]
EUGH.. THATS WEIRD! THATS WEIRD AS FUCK! EUGH...
DID YOU EVEN READ MY MESSAGE I SAID I GOT SENT TO THE NAVY WHEN I WAS A WIGGLER, THIS IS LITTERALLY MY FIRST TIME BEING ON ALTERNIA. THOUGH, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE ALREADY HAPPILY GOTTEN INTO A MATESPRITSHIP AND KISMESISSITUDE.
:33 < oh my bad!! i should really start reading profile descriptions :3
:33 < time to take a catnap!! @ me and i'll reply in the morning :33
scenario where ur a cute pathetic dork that keeps goonin 2 my posts on chittr but ur too shy 2 talk to me. then i approach u directly n start flirting w u aggresively and u get super flustered and worked up and then i edge u mercilessly 4 hours until ur whimpering and begging for relief sent chitt #nsfw #nsfwe
cutting shades
youre pulling my shades okay im done with strider idioms any striders feel free to use them lalondes too you count kinda
Gotta keep my cubicle clean! #aprilnormalday
I love having a wife and 3.5 kids! Ha ha! Just kidding I'm abstinent for life! #aprilnormalday
Yes this is a lovely night to be on here! How are all of your nights going my various chittr friends?
Geeze that really is scary! But I assure you I'm abstinent until I die! Ha ha!
Oh don't even worry about this! Typing without quirks is very normal and easy to do for one normal fellow such as myself!
I cannot say that I have but I hear it's a cracking good episode!
Safety is my middle name!
Geeze that sounds scary and potentially dangerous! Please do not do that!
me rn glk glk glk glk #nsfw #onehandedchittring
GLK GLK GLK GLK GLK #nsfw
APRIL FOOLS GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M EMBRACING MY INNER FREAK EVEN MORE.
here u go girl eat up
Omg♥︎g y♥︎u weren’t kidding, they are pitch flirting. This is fascinating. Pass me s♥︎me p♥︎pc♥︎rn
everyone shut up i just hit a real good kull count you legally arent allowed to hate me anymore https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/yoo%20nice.png
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AT THIS POINT I’M LESS OFFENDED AND MORE IMPRESSED YOU MANAGED TO SAY SO MUCH WHILE MEANING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
YOU WANT ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU SOUND STUPID
WHAT EVEN MAKES ME A SICK AND PATHETIC? OR ARE YOU JUST PROJECTING
i can make you real satisfied #nsfw
See who the pervert is now. Smh.
This might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
every hate on my posts only makes me stronger.
♯astralprojecting off ♯3mapledonuts im so ♯evil
:33< my bit! DD:< :33< guards! guards!
WHO UP SCHLONKIN THEY SHIT. #NSFW
:33< its christmas and its snowing
Need something to do other than bite my wings and draw gore. I’m also running out of fabric for puppets. Damn it.
:33< okay im up :33< tomorrows the big day :))
:33< wouldnt mew like to know weathpurrboy
:33< on my purrade? :33< that would be furked up! :33< too bad fur mew beclaws im nyat telling :))
I CAN, WILL, AND HAVE FUCK YOU KARKAT
I DONT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT KARKAT.
IM FUCKING CACKLING
I THINK YOU'RE JUST A SEXUAL FREAK KARKAT.. THATS WHAT YOUR HALUCINATIONS ARE TELLING YOU..
"SOMEONE TIED DOWN ONTO THEIR KNEES IN A STATE OF SHAKING WET VULNERABILITY"
> Because seven eight nine HAHAHA!!! <
no pun intended but somethin seems fishy here #eridanwweek
fuck offf I better not see mew at #eridanweek or mew're a dead motherfucker, it's on sight bitchhh. mew~ 💖✨
1'm gonn4 f1nd you 4nd j41l you.
If that's wwhat it takes, Karkat (I did you wwrong, Karkat) Just wwant you back, Karkat (I need you bad, baaaad) I'm sorry (Sorry) Sorry (Oooohhhh)
vwhat do you mean?
yeah he wvas alwvays telling me to clean my room and shit
Dry your tears, baby... Wwe'vve got more (more, more)! Wwatch out for "Another Morning wwith Troll Silk Sonic (FULL TITLE PENDING)," coming to you later thiiiis swweep, girl (Or boyyyy)
skill issue for you i guess? song is locked out of heaven.
update: GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
bruno mars in smash bros: oh baby it peels like, i slipped on a bananaaaaa- diddy kooooong!
Hoot take oof the day: as a soociety we shoould st *little imp runs past me* did yoou just see that
>([we call em c#its on #ere my staticbound stud]
do32 h3 lik3 what h3 2332 *twirl2 my hair*
jus breamember w)(ile u get yo rest: big brot)(a is always watc)(in 3B-)c
▲you literally posted it on the 'ask everyone what they think' website. oh no look it's the consequences of my actions▼
here leme start i just had a hunk gargle my bulge not 2 long ago ;) #nsfw
aw love you too
<!-- It's been another great night of studying this strange little ecosystem! However Blaze is calling me to bed and I suppose I am getting a little tired, goodnight everyone! -->
Hello citizens of Chittr, i would like to say how great and normal i feel right now. I love joining in on popular normal trends, and as i type i am using my right hand as normal trolls usually do
Nothing particularly out of the usual, as i think it would be rather odd to be doing anything with it at this moment
I suppose that is something that normal people do manage to do but i like to save my left hand for days out of the year when i am not being normal. Which is never and completely unrelated to anything at the moment
life is awesome and so is my garden #garden
Ao3 GreeNMarkiplieR/ReadeR HurT/ComforT RedemptioN ForcEFeM YurI 🟩
<3-Okay-well-I'm-not-that-strong
who wants me fr #nsfw
:33< good! :33< s33 mew in hell mate
:33 < its not a ghoul!! its hatsune miku!! she is an universal character mew goober :33
<hitting all over the pla<e in the park in the s<uttlebuggy in your hive on the <urb
It's a particularly positive mote of dust, don't worry.
:33< the hours im asl33p in the slime
@nyw@y I Found @ M@$$ive Mi77ipede On My W@7k Home. $he W@$ Be@utifu7 But Not Endemic To My @re@, $o I H@ve H@d To Go Get $omething To Keep Her In Unti7 @peregrineconferee C@n Come @nd Get Her. $he I$ Writhing In Her P7@$tic Pri$on.
:33 < nooo!!! he didnt die beclaws of me!! he died beclaws of troll celine dion!!!
<3-You're-funny,-I-will-take-you-into-my-tomb-when-I-die
:33 < its eridans special w33k!! idk just some silly celebration the guy wanted to have and it has a lot of celebrity guests
you lose ch!ttr please look at ggnome ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠎⠉⠲⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⣺⡿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⢀⣀⣀⡐⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣶⡻⣻⣿⢦⡰⠛⣿⣟⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⣿⢟⢽⣿⡶⢧⣿⣵⢉⣿⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢈⡎⠑⠒⡚⠒⠒⢛⠤⠒⢹⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⡌⠶⣤⡀⠒⠖⠚⣤⡤⠋⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣧⡄⠀⠉⠀⠂⠉⠁⢁⣨⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⠎⣸⢿⣶⣄⡀⢀⣤⣤⠞⠋⠈⢂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡠⠃⢠⡟⠀⠙⠭⠭⠭⠴⠊⠀⢦⣆⠀⢃⠀⠀⠀ ⣇⠈⢻⣿⠶⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡟⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀ ⢹⣦⠂⣽⣗⢀⣴⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡧⠶⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⢾⢾⡿⣯⣅⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⢛⣶⢶⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢈⣮⣻⠦⣄⣈⣉⣉⠠⠴⠛⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠯⠿⡟⠀⠻⡾⠓⠀⠉⠉⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠸⣷⣦⢀⣒⡲⠷⣒⣀⣒⣛⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
you w!n ch!ttr you may now delete your account hahe
..................Wh4t 1s yur1.
Kinda weird too bring up the shape oof tootal stranger's bulge if yoou ask me but here's soomething impressive foor yoou https://64.media.tumblr.coom/af1b7700a7539e07cbae18add1ab3724/eebf6dd30b44dc38-02/s1280x1920/0f501aa65db5da5f81b998c2e2a3b84e6529f7cb.jpg
:33< stay tuned i purrlan on dropping more truth bombs
(( srry dude but I don't want to draw canon characters 😢
I've liked, unliked, liked, unliked, liked, unliked, and liked again. Just to+ smash it pro+perly.
:33< acac :33< all cats are cute :33< smash that meowthpurrfurkin like button
:33< mean to meow fur no reason
:33< ill buy it off mew if mew dont want it
im gonna get rid of this uterus one way or another
Houston is where #striders belong dont like it? buy my course 100000.99
LIKE THREE.
ALRIGHT, THATS THE LAST CARAMEL APPLE.
im sorry daddy ive been a really bad boy #nsfw #nsfwshitpost
2orry i f3ll a2l33p in th3 gra22 for a 23c
i dont think 2o
bruh ju2t admit your j3alou2 of my 2ick napping 2kill2
saying it to two different people also im not mad im lowkey chill
no why the fuck would i have
Well I'm certainly not afraid of *you*.
:33< nyat in mewre lifetime
:33< mew are just mad beclaws mew are angry
:33< yeah katkat beclaws that clearly says "i exclusively and only like cat tits and all othpurrs are gross weird and should expurrlode violently" :33< great job reading and getting mad ofur a shitpost man :33< id make mew an award but i dont want to reward this level of stupid
:33< go to hell then
gauges itch pussy itches bones itch #itching #nsfw
shit itches man i think i got crabs at #eridanweek
no like lice but for pubes
did my. embed. fail. i am going. to cull. myself. if it. did.
you are. officially. uninvited from. #beetleweek.
someones mad haha