♦ pitied by @catnippedGrowling
:33 < ocray heading to cupe but i pawlways gotta flirt with a cute gill befur i pass tf out
:33 < my cavemate saw my nude how do i delete?????? #iamsoembarrassed
:33 < now im shy about the nude :// #nsfw
hope when karkat finally marries me he understands that divorce is absolutely off the table were gonna have to like fight to the death or something if we want out of this relationship #violence ish #nsfw ish
sstupid realization jusst now. if i were an enemy in ssome game you defeated, the loot you'd get would jusst all be knivess tbh. +2 kunai, +3 sshivss, +1 butterfly. etc. that'ss only if you can defeat me, tho
strained mah drawing hand while killing 2nite :/ i cant draw mah trollsona DDDx
I AM GREATLY ENJOYING THE RAPID PROLIFERATION OF DAMARAS ON THIS WEBSITE. HOWEVER I MUST ADMIT THAT I MISS BEING ABLE TO SAY "THE ONE WITH GREEN TEXT" AND HAVE IT BE UNAMBIGUOUS THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BEST MEGIDO.
geez normally some of this would have passed by now but i swear im just getting mopier :/
“it can’t be that boring where you live” dawg someone got punched in the face and the news reported it as a brawl #violence
who keep2 2tealiing my fuckiing codebee2 every tiime they leave my hiive
I Am More Than Just A Tight Nook And A Fat Bulge. Of Course I Often Come Here To Sexually Vent, But That Doesn't Mean I Don't Have A Personality Beyond Said Posts; I Find Social Vulnerability Makes Me Feel More Exposed Than Sexual Openness. #nsfw
is it wweird to be wworried about someone you met quite literally barely a feww days ago and theyvve sorta just supposedly died and im sittin here wwaitin for it to be kind of a hoax or somethin i feel like it is vvery wweird
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I kn3w I wa2 f33ling too good for too long. H3r3 w3 go again
(( heeeyyy so I broke my laptop and can't get back into my account its dStrides owner btw so sorry about lowkey disappearing ))
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hŌōŌōŌpE 7hE NeX7 iN7RuDeRs bRiNg bLaNkE7S... i7 Is sŌōŌōŌ CōŌōŌōLd a7 NiGh7... aNd mInE ArE... nŌōŌōŌ LōŌōŌōNgEr wArMiNg...
𝄡 ♭ut im not, uh confi𝅗𝅥ent or hot, an𝅗𝅥 i𝅗𝅥k if i can 𝅗𝅥o arrogant,,, 𝄂
w3- all saw m3- say hashtag not a 3-uph3-mism right
wtf man i was talking about lit3-ral patty cak3-
Yoou knoow yoou can keep soome thooughts too yoourself and noot fucking talk aboout it right after my lusus's reply
Yaknow it2 kind of crazy to think about, but I dont think I hav3 3v3r actually had a moirail
my thinkpan do b hurtin.. lol but lik ill survive :'D
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$-$-$ doez th!s kull score th!ng mean !mma d!e or sumth!n !f !ts 2 h!gh why do so many s!bl!ns want d!s rad clown !n tha ground Bo[[™
:33 < if anypawdy has anything going on please let me know im bored :((
Me, staring at myself in the mirror: I will NOT flirt with the weird, hot old man. I will not do it. #suggestive ig?
Boss makes a caegar I don't make anythin' I'm just fine workin' for free and doin' anything they ask :)
>+. WHEN I THROW UP LATER IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. SHUT UP .+<
In theory having a stalker was hot. In reality, it was the scariest shit ever.
So at what po-nt do we adm-t that hav-ng a stalker -n theory -s really flatter-ng but -n atual-ty -t's l-ke. G-rl. An't - get any t-me alone?
tHOUGHT i WOULDN'T GET HURT BUT i GOT, dROP-KICKED, hAPPY eRIDAN wEEK, aLL, mY STREAK IS, uNBROKEN,
#Nailedit.
so. i kEEp misrEading thE "rEpliEd in your thrEad" notifications as "rEpliEd in your hEad" likE, prEtty surE i havEn't suddEnly dEvElopEd psionics. fairly confidEnt that thE only thing wEird about mE is thE tonguE and my pawpads.
I missed all of you.
its time for celebratory #substance abuse
you are such a manwhore leave me alone omg
how tf am i suppose to articulate wen im craving like... yknow real hardcore mean treatment like yes call me names n degrade me n make fun of me but also.... like... be sweet and gentle and affectionate abt it?? what tf do u call that shit #nsfw
I LOVE BEING TOO NERVOUS TO COMMENT IT'S FUN TRUST
trying to make myself whatever my brother would want but im too desperate and pathetic to ever meet expectations #incest
eff em fuckin ell #Uuuugh
(( Some1 tell me they get the reference, i'm funny I swear!!!!
u dont need 2 kno what time it is for me rn .___.
i dont "need" a break from chittr i NEED bitches on my dick PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #nsfw
No, I don't! I was never good at c)(ess. 38P But t)(at's )(ow I got my wings.
anyway if i like your oc and i cant find them on tumblr or toyhou.se to like all their content, i WILL cry
stupid alternian men
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
(( man I like fully don't know what to do w beforan terezi. I'm going with post-incident so the vibe I'm feeling for her is she's now y'know. Paperwork safety inspector is that anything
I do apologize. I am 'zooted' out. Which led to me looking for companionship for my current headspace, but I had mostly read what seemed like oregano smoking teens or cooler buzzards. My slightly addled mind resulted in missing the particular notification click.
>+. *I CONSIDER MYSELF MORE RELATED TO MAKARAS. BUT THE FILTHY EARTHLING LIES .+<
:33 < no kitties in s :33 < this is not cat maxing :33 < i am so disappointed in mew bird boi
(^^)> @mysticMystewy keeps twying to ship me and @outbackWankew as kismesises, but they faiw to fowget that shit has to be mutuaw! Dumbass! Even so, it wouwdn't even wowk. That weiwd fuck doesn't have a singwe hating bone in his body.
LOADED UP A VIDEO TO WATCH WHILE I SLEEP ON GRUBTUBE AND MY HUSKTOP MADE A REALLY CURSED "EEEE" NOISE. #SCARED
I AM NOT YELLING. I ONLY HAVE ONE LOWERCASE KEY. ON MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD'S SPAN. AND I AM uSING IT SPARINGLY.
its like u committed a war crime on national television
i forgot to mark that as ooc oh well
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f301e9ab9488.png ((NOOO deleting chittr))
THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.
:(
[I $WEAR ON MY DEAD AN#E$TOR$ #ORP$E IM A GOOD BU$INE$$BOY]
Doing a good deed really can take a load off one's shoulders. That and a cup of tea really helps. Also purchased a cute little keychain from the post office. A really swell day over all!
shut the fuck up now’s not the t1me
gonna take the n1ght off and spend my pocket change at the GUTTERCADE #supportsmallbus1nesses
>+. I MISCLICKED. SOBBING .+<
my last post wwas not supposed to be a serious question i do not actually care wwhen you got laid last guys please im actually startin to wworry for the lot a ya #nsfw
rr r raising my han d
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
:33< mmm turky with gravy so yummy
matesprit just called me a big greedy fat unsatiable beast, wut so i do x,(
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x(((((
"I LIKE IT WHEN WE KISS WITH THE TONGUE, MUSCLE OF FUN INSIDE MY MOUTH" OR SOMETHING
WRONG SONG HELP
I HAVE THAT TONGUE SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
COME HERE, SINK YOUR TEETH IN ME DEEPER GRIT BONE, CANINES SPLITTIN' MY FEMUR RIP US DOWN IN THE HEAT OF YOUR FEVER #LYRIC
SHE WANTS REVENGE IS SO AWESOME... I HAVEN'T HEARD A BAD SONG SO FAR
YOUR LOVE HAS GOT ME GOING LIKE YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE #LYRIC
WHO SAYS I AM
FUCK.. I FORGOT ABOUT THE LETTER D...
GONE. OUT. LEAVE!!
AT THIS POINT? I KINDA WANT YOU TO CONTIUNE? BECAUSE /WHAT/ DO YOU KNOW?
DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS???
WHAT.. WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
ME AND BITCH I PULLED UP WITH MY BIG WET EYES AND QUIRKS
(( my mootie is here i gotta b normal hai hai mootie im a normal person ask chittr
((IVE GONE LIGHTHEADED FROM LAUGHTOR @woeGothic
DIE
I THINK ROSE SCARES ME?
DON’T YIUFUCKING PITY ME
I HOPE YOURE FUCKINGNNEXT
GET OUTTT
I have a crush on Minerva, the Exalted Lightsworn. Hopefully, she doesn't see this.
vwhy are you going off script? youre supposed to say "so true, up top!"
((My bro slop #mybroslop <3 #nsfw))
WELL, WHEN YOUR IN THE NAVY SINCE YOUR A WIGGLER, YOUR BOUND TO HAVE AN INCIDENT WHERE SOME SHRAPNEL REALLY, AND I MEAN.. //REALLY// FUCKS UP YOUR FACE. IM NOT PROUD OF MY SCARS BUT I KNOW OTHERS THINK THEIR COOL.
wELL, iT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY, cAPABLE AND, dEFENDING, aND, yOURSELF, aND, vERBALLY AND, rHETORICALLY,
@carcinoGenesis I thunk the answer is no!
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
falling asleep… see y0u guys la7er 70nigh7… yawnmnnnnn cx
yeah shit thats my bad, someone some get your bitch ass dog before they tie the noose around my neck
I COULD CALL YOU A BARKBEAST
no of course not, im going to tell my boyfriend you guys think I'm gay.
https://mEdIa1.tEnor.com/m/FsuzVwVsu2kAAAAd/tIggEr-tIggEr-wInnIE-thE-pooh.gIf
s<o>me<o>ne threw away a paras<o>l t<o>day. finally, a replacement.
I should'vve been more careful (Careful) I'm sorry, Karkat (My theyyyy)
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
<3-They-don't-make-trolls-like-me.-I'm-built-different,-not-made-to-factory-specification,-I-have-a-certain-je-ne-sais-quoi
You should check out my latest album, then, baby: "THE ROMANTIC" (2026) (Uh)
My team has just informed me I cannot get a hit tweet by simply saying hit tweet. News at 6.
<3-Okay-well-I'm-not-that-strong
:33 < hmmm well if mew think that way i wont stop mew! :33 < but ive pawlready fallen fur the purropaganda sorry
I may need a moment to myself. I appear to have gotten something in my eye.
:o) Sharp teeth against my neck as I look at us both in the mirror. :o) Your eyes burn with a passion the which I've never seen. :o) Your claws trailing along my sides. :o) Muscles twitching under your touch. :o) Your teasing reducing me to a soft, pliable mess. :o) Won't you take it a bit further...? #nsfw #:o)ShouldIstarttaggingtheselittlebitsassomethingelse #drabbles #?
(( srry dude but I don't want to draw canon characters 😢
i havent taken it out i need to though
IM GETTING #MEDIATED AND #PITY #SPAMMED!
I would really prefer not to dig that sort of thing up, 8ut I'll leave it at "pissing off Alternian royalty".
Is the pettiness in my heart strong enough to overcome the fear in tossing h8 reacts towards certain individuals' posts? Much to consider. #vagueposting #It'sawkward #8utI'vealreadydiedtwice
can7 believe i basically missed eridan week and 7he af7er par7y!!!!1111 ugh! i always seem 70 j0in la7e xc
Orcay, so it needs to be said cause this shit keeps happening. I am not ψhoever Trizza you are thinking about. People keep making specific assumptions about me and my personality based on a bitch I ain't even met! On history, I have NEVER experienced. No one you talk to on here ψill be the person you probably knoψ. I am getting SO sick of people being so fucking aggro ψith me. Like for real? I don't knoψ you. I am being nice, and by all means, I do not have to be. If you have a problem ψith Trizza fucking Tethis, go take it up ψith the lesser bitch in your timeline and not me. Like, damn, you think it ψould be clear ψith like 20 fucking Eridan's. I am Empress Tethis, Her Affluential Socialite. I killed that bitch, and I am noψ that bitch. If your Trizza ain't an empress or she's dead, she's lesser than me. Get that shit straight.
:33< cat tits :33< awoohoo :33< efurry day im out there suckin :33< cat tits :33< awoohoo! :33< #nsfw ish