♥ liked by @catnippedGrowling
(( I need to clarify something because this willbe inevitable! Eridan is a hopeless romantic. He will fall fast and hard and he will ultimately be rejected. This does not bother me OOCly and nor will it strain my interest in interacting with your OC/canon character. I'll make fun of Eridan for it because I think it's very funny. If this makes you uncomfortable please let me know to talk it out or block me! ))
:33 < befur i go furreals... my cavemate kaznik sucks sometimes and is a grrump but i love them platonically
めっちゃ色っぽいわ。 私の体をもっと見せてくれなんて、頼むだけ無駄よ。 望むものは手に入らない。お前には、そんなものを見る資格など微塵もない。行って泣きなさい。 ((credit: wwhitewwand)) https://img10.reactor.cc/pics/post/Damara-Megido-Homestuck-MS-Paint-Adventures-MSPA-smut-4491294.png #suggestive #nsfw
meowwww
calling all besties. kill.
MY GOOD SLEEP STREAK WAS LOST TODAY IT'S 2 AM
this is a good trade. dming in a bit!!//
//dm me your discord I will send you pics to give you fomo
to everyone that went to nycstuck i envy you and it should’ve been me!!!! but i hope it was loads of fun for y’all 😭//
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS CRAZY. I REGRET MAKING A PROFILE. I’M GOING TO SLEEP, I LEAVE YOU ALL WITH ONE THING: #DONOTCANCELKARKAT THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT FOR 4/13. THE UNBEARABLE JOHNS WOULD SEE CANCELLING ME AS A PRESENT AND I CAN’T HAVE THAT.
:33 < ocray since mew all asked me to post a bulge pic.. here mew go~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e42b9fc7559.png #nsfw #selfie
Hey, chat, vibe check, how do we feel about fishnets?
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e8/57/a0/e857a0e21930b8b96c30ec442fe24a48.jpg
K1ND4 F33L1NG L1K3 L4Y1NG ON TH3 GROUND FOR TH3 R3ST OF MY L1F3
I’M BEING CANCELLED FOR SAYING MY MATESPRIT WAS WHITE KNIGHTING HIS WAY THROUGH MY REPLIES? #DONOTCANCELKARKAT
(( Happy homestuck day, prepare for probably Monroe pics in the morning
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/43/e0/b5/43e0b52bdebf85d31ab797af31a9e6ca.jpg :33< the dreams, they holler
1'v3 n3gl3ct3d b31ng h3r3 for my dut13s. Though fr4nkly, w1th how 1t 1s pr4ct1c4lly 4ll th3 t1m3, 1 don't 3v3n th1nk 1'm m1ss1ng much 4T 4LL. >:[
((It's about to be the dumbest shit ever I will be giving live updates))
((it was playing in the waiting room when my cousin (very close to her) was giving birth. very strange seeing that at 4 am while i was giving her and her husband some quiet to try and sleep before things really got started.))
((I actually did watch Con Air, pretty boring but the bunny scene had me in tears from how hard i was laughing, oh my fucking god that was amazing the ending scene and nothing else, I feel likes its only this funny after watching the rest tho))
congratulations to the following for finding my pages at the #battleofthebands: 1/8: Kris @malleablePersonage 2/8: Pendra @deathlessDeadwood 3/8: Lidael @heedlessCheapskate 4/8: Rox @totesGruesome 5/8: Sedrek @mercurialGorepriest 6/8: Siluri @culpablyAtypical 7/8: Petroa @spiritualMotorist 8/8: Profor @watchingAuthor (you gave it to Siluri but you still found it first) i know i said page finding earlier was cancelled but that was for all forests this was an impromptu page finding session to restore my spirits
(( tomorrow I think me and my friends are gonna watch Willys wonderland for 4/13 while cosplaying davejohn and dirkjake rlly excited about this actually))
shout out to everyone that stuck around to witness my debut setlist at #battleofthebands <3 <3 im still shaking btw lol
also i totally found a slenderman page and got to keep it, im framing that shit
:33 < im gonna be a lion dad!!!! #nemeanplayslioden
#nsfw #joke :3 #unless... gettin passed aroudn liek a blunt is cancelled i need 2 b annoyign on here shoutotu 2 the hawt single carpacian dilfs
Uhm.. s✿ ☘︎ d☘︎d ☘︎t! ☘︎'ve never d✿ne s✿meth☘︎ng l☘︎ke th☘︎s bef✿re.. But ☘︎ need t✿ get ✿ut there at s✿me p✿☘︎nt! Bes☘︎des, wh✿'d l☘︎ke a rand✿m tr✿ll fr✿m the w✿✿ds anyways, r☘︎ght? :) What was that th☘︎ng they added..? #NSFW ☘︎ th☘︎nk..? https://med☘︎a.d☘︎sc✿rdapp.net/attachments/417181085709893646/1493090979505508412/laurus_b✿✿ty.png?ex=69ddb4d5&☘︎s=69dc6355&hm=a20aa78ed9a7be2b08fabe3bbf3496733ecb2d25b0f033ce93a33c7f3ff5f655&=&f✿rmat=webp&qual☘︎ty=l✿ssless&w☘︎dth=789&he☘︎ght=858
// ok hi ooc, i just figured id make a pinned post to make a few things clear - i'm honestly new to anything homestuck related, a friend got me into it and making ocs for it. laurus is my first and currently only one lmao - he is a lime blood disguised as an olive blood - i am more than happy to have him be flirted with or hated, whatever people want! i'm kinda a no holds barred person so. lmao - sometimes i may forget chittr exists so forgive any periods of inactivity, i am a humble fool with very bad memory. - laurus goes by he/they, and is a trans male! or as close as one could be in the troll equivalent. - i have no idea about the special names for things, so forgive me if things are the normal variants when i say them. ;u; anyways, i hope we all have fun here! thank you for checking out my silly and reading my post. <3 //
I need to remember I don't owe men anything. #vaguepost
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
.) Well, I guess nQ time like the present tQ try and pQst my first selfie, I hQpe it isn't, like, tQQ bad haha. But this is the Qutfit I wQre tQ gQ swimsuit shQpping with my friend!! .) https://i.pQstimg.cc/66CQRc0Q/PhQtQ-13-4-2026-1-37-22-am.png ))
debating the ethi(s of tease and denial with a figure out of m7tholog7. what a world. #nsfw
its that time again! #nsfw ((art by: artium mo)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba61d23d4e20.jpg
[ Setting up this account still and getting everything in order before interaction - temporary pinned/notice! :) ]
(๑╹Ω╹๑ ) < I SHOULD JUST DO IT. ITS SO FUNNN!!!
:33< self shipping furever!!! XP0< the only troll whos going to stop you is the cop in your head!!!
THIS ONE BECAUSE @BUMMELBOOGIE #NSFW ((ART: EGGSHOPPE)) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/94F8CE2128AA.JPG
TEASE THEM. RILE THEM. NEVER SHOW THEM ANYTHING. WORKS EVERYTIME. #NSFW
[[ OH I FEEL THAT SOMETIMES! BUT DON'T WORRY I LOVE YOUR KARKAT <3 (BTW IT'S NEMEAN'S MUN.) ]]
[[ I do have fun being an asshole as Demoness but do know OOC I mean no ill-will ^_^ and this is all fun and games. ]]
[[ If Demoness hates your post it's her way of showing she "likes" you since all she can feel is hatred. ]]
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO A FMC BECAUSE ALL I FEEL LIKE DOING IS CULLING. #VIOLENCE
#nsfw cueballs are jerking themselves Øff arguing abØut whØ is mØst dØminant and in charge. i am taking the smØke break anyways.
SINCE @CLYDESDALETEATS ASK SO NICE. HERE. #NSFW ((ART BY: OHITSKAMPAN)) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/65C1CB6C23EE.JPEG
aLrIgHt, I AiN'T ExPeCtInG AnY OtHeR MoThEr fUcKeRs tO ReAlLy gEt mE HeRe bUt cHeCk tHiS ShIt oUt. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/fC151168dCc2.PnG
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
Vote poll to beat the hell out of Marvus for saying dumb shit ♡ for yes or ◇ for no ♤ for DGAF & ♧ for participation
fmk fuck - oreo sundae marry - toasted everything bagel w cream cheese kill - celery
[[ I'll put this out now, My Bronya acts all humbled and shy when she's complimented but do know deep down she's enjoying all the attention.. She's not used to it! ]]
classic gorjek too busy preening in a reflectionpane to get up and do it himmmmself
Empress PLEASE cull Tyzias she’s ready.
// heard a noise, looked up, my dragon got bonked in the head by his tree (soft plastic) while eating
concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)
(( shitposter's sorrow, i'll paragraph tomorrow. writer's delight, i'll be thinking tonight ))
:33 < ocray im going back to sl33p, but, my cavemate is so cute!! :PP #beingagoodfurriend
damara is so cool 0v0
Orwell wrote a book about this, you know.
skianet have you people ever considered doing branded editions of sburb/sgrub/elsewise? is there someone out there who's a doctor of pepper and their consorts have little bottle houses
A)(!!!!!!!! Tonig)(t I'm going to be waitressing for t)(e first time, I )(ope I can do a good job! And please go easy on me 3|D #casinonight
https://i.imgur.com/tTCRTBW.png
#nothingposting.
(( I literally felt so bad when I saw the other account go redacted and thought I accidentally killed them. 💀))
𝄡 @catnippe𝅗𝅥growling [terrorcoVer,mp4] it𝄽 a coVer of thi𝄽! http𝄽://youtu,♭e/z3hqc♭t♭rVm it𝄽 𝄽omthing i 𝅗𝅥i𝅗𝅥 w a frien𝅗𝅥 a while ago 𝄂 ((we're gonna preten𝅗𝅥 it 𝄽oun𝅗𝅥𝄽 near i𝅗𝅥entical lmao, i aint putting a whole thing together)) 𝄂
B33 < hmmm B33 < eggshellentGrunt
B33 < unless theyre not B33 < #specificposting
Yaknow I hav3nt gott3n lik3, 2up3r ultra m3ga fuck3d up and lay3d out in th3 gra22 in a whil3. Got all th323 drug2 and I aint 3v3n t32t3d th3m out y3t... Might b3 a good night for it #2ub2tanc3
BABY WANTS TO MAKE IRRESPONSIBLE DECISIONS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Log off and eat my man. Your fap folder will be there when you get back. #suggestive (?)
I have seen so many grubs tonight. Trying to teach some of the younger jades how to properly tend to the caverns (If they have a choice in the matter...) There is just so much to do with feeding and rearing and general tending too. I may not be cloistered but this is swiftly changing my mind
#pattycak3- #nota3-uph3-mism #slapslapslap
Sometimes, I vwish there was a question mark react. Vwhat the fuck is vwrong vwith some of you people.
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
Glub!
~~glub glub, glub glub glub glub. #glubposting
Glub!
glub glub glub!!! #glubposting
all the deadbeat dads in the haus say ayyyoooo
you shouldnot be at.the "club" you should be. supporting your three young daughthers! with money.
Glub.
YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T'S F41R
Hey there, are you a microwave? Claws mmmmmmmmm.
((anyone got a handy guide/list of troll terms?? It's been....well over 8yrs since I've been active in the homestuck fandom/RP scene. I mean past what the wiki has.
1 zh0uld ztart draw1n wut 1 th1nk ppl l00k l1ke
OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME TO ASSUME I KNEW WHAT YOUR DEAL WAS, AND I'M SORRY FOR THAT. BUT I'M NOT SORRY FOR AIRING YOUR SHIT OUT LIKE IT ISN'T MY SHIT TOO. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE, AND YOU'RE BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR SHIT IN A TWIST OVER SOME DUMB FUCKING GAME, OKAY? CONGRATS ON THE LACK OF GENDER BY THE WAY- I MEAN THAT.
:33< https://i.imgur.com/H9JC86h.png :33< @possessedCatgirl and i are like them in a way... ((yes i traced this no i dont care))
-- Super Quick Intro Post !! -- --- Eridan's complete lore is still shaping up like clay, so at the moment there's not a lot of tidbits! It's very safe to assume this is a No-Game AU with species intermingling on some planet that could potentially be Earth or similar to Earth (space travel is real). Uses any pronouns, mainly and preferably he/him, is more than ok with they/them & she/her and is AFAB. --- * Please note - I'm here for a good time and do block liberally if I feel like I need to. This is not personal towards anyone, this is for me only. * All of the art that I'll post is either commissioned by me or drawn by me, I'll post credit where credit is due for the commissioned pieces, but please do not use or save those images, thank you! * Eridan's DMs are open 24/7, bother that fucking fish, he deserves no peace !! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3edec6e750a.png - artist: mintofhtagn on tumblr
(( Eventually I will run out of Eridan art to post. That day is not today unfortunately, so for now you guys get an image every few days lmfao ))
Kid's sick which means he's grounded until he stops coughing.
// 💭 my girl eridan that I love so much.....
GO CULL YOURSELF TEREZI. #CLEARPOSTING #WHATTHEFUCKISYOURPROBLEM
Roo2i3 Pahhlm and h3r fiv3 hatchmat32?
((Eventually going to bring in my jadeblood, my two indigobloods, and my purpleblood. Might make a human for shits and giggles. Maybe.
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
// there's a fine line between ridiculous troll terms and monster high puns and we should all explore that more
bunny boy(@independantShenanigans ) is asleep. look at how many mugs me and @litericalLubricant balanced on him https://64.media.tumblr.com/e5b1104e1c611104651c2a92b4db880b/4f8f6bc7128c4152-63/s640x960/86e9491c0dff5b62634b51909fa863b254ad0d95.png
[|||] thiiiiiinking i should use some of my hunt money to get something custom built,,, scuttlebuggies just aren't fast enough,,,
burrow time. is now. why? because. feed is boring. snore. join me. for. a beetletastic tuesday. later. #beetleweek
war forever and stealing all the treasures and torment you
no. it is time. for #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/05/aohfg5.jpg
i feel like every time this site crashes its like when u lift up a rock and a bajillion bugs start skittring around panicking thats us
((As someone who has a wholeass au where I said 90% of cannon can go to hell: I support ur endeavours
new pfp. in honor. of #beetleweek. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117970617_ohu0eRasfltXlUd.png
YES. THEY ALL NEED MORE MEAT ON THEIR BONES, DESPERATELY.
@carcinoGenesis is officially. #reinvited. to #beetleweek.
nap time.
throwback to that one time i freaked out my sister by spewing doom bs like a doomed oracle of delphi
where do you th1nk the benefactor got your address huh? anyway, youre gett1ng the bomb honey now
Automated post addendum: if you're being a little hater anyways, you can always bury the hatchet in the backs of your enemies. #violence
((at long last. knytte's ooc post knytte (full name: knytte impyur) is a weirdo. if you've seen their posts you probably already figured that out. beetle and digging enthusiast. also fond of crystals and pondering the ever present hum of the vast nothingness. i created them back in 2019 and they're inspired by The Hollow Knight from hollow knight they live in the middle of nowhere. literally nothing for miles and miles around except for trees and wildlife. and yep you guessed it they live in a hive built into the ground abandoned sweeps ago. alternian troll. they/them. nonbinary and lesbian. void-bound derse dreamer. not affiliated with sgrub (possibly subject to change?) currently not suuuuper open for flushed shipping as i have something planned with my partner (but who says they cant have two matesprits) but other quadrants are wide open they know when the fog is coming and they're not telling. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/43280369_LxPBnX7KhXU14d8.png https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/08/Untitled252_20260408033625.png #ooc #pinned
burrowing in. my hole. #myhole.
who up. #burrowing.
i mAdE A NeW FrIeNd tOdAy! HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/8jPuSsX.PnG @ReHpIcLlIb
!!! GROUP PHOTO WITH @FOAMINGJESTER @OUTBACKWANKER @PECULIARSCHIZO AND A BRONZE GUY NAMED RENAIS !!! HE DOESN'T HAVE CHITTR YET THOUGH!!! HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1480389645597409430/1490576103771996231/ILLUSTRATION372.PNG?EX=69D48EAC&IS=69D33D2C&HM=46367F9388AAF3A63EB1E527A1BCB098164B1A7831EE935E9EF39C827D30B846&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=853&HEIGHT=780
↘️it is over.↘️
8-> WHAT'S THIS? #BAITCOIN IS SEEING AN UNPRECENDENTED FALL FROM GRACE! INCONCEIVABLE!
((you are CERIRA KAAVJI. your a cool person DOWN FOR MOST THINGS. youve moved to many hives around your life because you dont want to be STAGNATE. you love ART and they MAKE LOTS OF IT in a wide variety of genres and mediums. They're REALLY NOT THAT GOOD AT IT, but at least it's ORIGINAL, which is MUCH MORE IMPORTANT. Unfortunately you spend so much time working on their art that they forget to eat sometimes, and their sleep schedule is SHOT TO HELL AND BACK. you have many HOBBIES like ART, TATTOS and and burning things. While you are a JUGGALO you detest the culling of LOWBLOODS.))
im glad jake will be getting my hopbeast suit i hope he wears it and posts photos and maybe dirk can take the pictures ffor him of him in it that would be nice i hope
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
WH3W! 1'm h4ppy no+ 4LL my crops wen+ +o w4s+e! h++ps=//i.imgur.com/Z25V1q0.png
✿ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN OR #GLURPIWEEK CANCELED https://i.ibb.co/FcwBvmj/glurpi-pantsed.png
1 DON'T KNOW WHY 1'M BOTH3R1NG TO 4SK CH1TTR B3C4US3 1 KNOW TH3 4NSW3R YOU'LL G1V3 M3 BUT WH4T3V3R. SHOULD 1 W34R 4 BUNNY OUTF1T TO C3L3BR4T3 34ST3R
:33< shitpeta w33ks gonna have blackjack and hookpurrs btw :33< #nsfw ish
[[ Bronya loves it when you compliment her.. But she acts all humble and shy about it to keep a front.. Internally she's like, "YEAH I KNOW I'M HOT, THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING THAT." ]]
4nyw4yyyyy h3yyyy!! 1m th1nk1n 4bout st4y1ng up 4ll n1ght 4ft3r cr4ck1ng op3n 4 f3w 3n3rgy dr1nkz 4nd pl4y1ng v1dy4 g4m3z. >8P
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now why the fuck is my hip joint locked up
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
YOuR STuPID FuCKING NAME. SOuNDS LIKE JAR JAR BINKS. TRYING TO FLAG DOWN A LIFEGAuRD. WITH LuNGS FuLL OF SEAWATER. YOu STuPID DIPSHIT.
♯WEREGOINGTOKILLYOU
#MEISSODAYSARENuMBERED
WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOu.
>=>}So I Need To KCnow Who Left A Gallon Of Estrogen Outside My Hive. Im Not Mad, Just CConcerned About Trolls KCnowing Where I Live. -9-
welcome back everyone 0v0
watchin moulin rouge again!!!!!!!! ggawwd i luv this movie
i know it was a recent ban too you mustve not gotten the memo
sorry thats been banned
neva gon stop lovin my trolls more t)(an my )(umans ftr
trying to make myself whatever my brother would want but im too desperate and pathetic to ever meet expectations #incest
√(I think this is the longest I've seen this place go without a bout of absolutely batshit hornyposting. Good job, team!)²
🐕👍😁
Fun Zelda fact: In the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, ▼
// i am cringe and i am free. any and all art belongs to the original movie sans shitty edits. its megara, but as a troll. yay.
❤️🐕❓
>([got so many bad bitc#es blowin up my celly t#ey consider me a security risk at train stations]
one night, i woke up, λnd i wλs like "dλmn, i wλnt to be λ girl" λnd so i becλme one λlwλys follow your dreλms, no mλtter how unreλlistic they seem to be
You're in your dms. I'm in my dms. Talking to people is nice.
You are having delusions.
🐕❤️🦀
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OOC INFO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: Bronya Ursama Age: 30 (In human.) Pronouns: She/Her Occupation: Grand Auxiliatrix (Nun/Midwife) Orientation: Bisexual with a strong Female Leaning. Relationship status: Wouldn't mind one. Height: 4'9" Species: Troll Hair: Black with a Jade strike on bang. Eyes: Jade Build: Quite toned, has abs underneath that uniform from wrangling Lusii.. She's hourglass shaped too. Caste: Jade Strife Specibus: Shotgun-kind Fetch Modus: Tome Classpect: Sylph of Breath (If she played SGRUB.) --- Hi, I'm an avid admirer of Bronya Ursama! The way I portray her strays away from canon, She's a bit more rebellious, Open-minded, and motherly towards people she cares for.. Or strangers who are hurt. There will be some #NSFW topics alongside #Substance as this Bronya is literally running a whole cavern of Jades so sometimes she needs it... It's stressful! Anyways, If you're uncomfortable with topics like that please feel free to block me! I hope you enjoy my portrayal of her!. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Edit by me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c48c6b75bdd1.png
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i wwon poker night poor wwell evveryone lost a feww prongs but its fine theyre alivve still
yes
why does my back hurt has shrimp mode finally failed me
✿ sorry guys da Glurp may have caused a major accident at an intersection #whoopsie
mask upgrade complete! *^_^* pretty simple, just replaced the old led screen with a higher quality one and tuned up the facial recognition, so it should work even better! i… did place the wrong resistor down and nearly set the whole mask on fire, but i noticed before it was too late and fixed it! >_< what do u guys think? ?_? https://i.imgur.com/YBm25Bh.png
I feel as though many post in a tongue in cheek manner not unlike the stoner toker rhetoric of the mid to late 2000s of human society in conjunction with an apparent lack of understanding of the side effects of these substances they speak of. I have personally experimented with many, recreationally and prescription. Although everyone has differing experiences, many symptoms noted or implied read off like they simply read off 'what does marijuana do to you' off of Google/Trollgle/Goregle/Whatevergle.
I managed to take a photo of myself! What do you think? #Selfie [[ Art by me! I used a reference for this. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/152ffb005328.png
i like kissing girls / women are great
((Pinned OOC post! My OCs are a bit scattered but, they all belong to https://aquariumofmarbles.tumblr.com/ Short REAPER Blurb: Reaper was created originally for one purpose only. Keeping classified documents away from the public's prying eyes, and out of reach of hackers. Everything after that is just a bonus. His personality comes from a deep scan of internet culture. Resulting in this overgrown government laptop's decision to portray himself as an obnoxious scene kid.))
That's the spirit, some ash in the lungs will do that fiery soul some good. Do you have a sylladex, or a transportaliser?
Getting confirmed dead by your government is easy, apparently. Working to falsify that claim? Proving to be harder. But we continue!
I'M CONSIDERING SMOTHERING MY HUSBAND SO HE CEASES THIS INCESSANT SNORING.
https://i.imgur.com/4LFbfpa.jpeg
Hey itchy are you still in the backrooms
Of course I do. You are speaking to a woman who commandeers a man-o-war. Ever fired a cannon?
THERE WAS A SP1DER 1N FELT WAREH0USE. 1 MEAN MANS10N 2.0. 1 CRUSHED 1T BENEATH MY MECHAN1CAL PEG LEG. 0NE 0RGAN1C D0WN.
((obligatory ooc post canon divergent tyzias that i shake around in a jar and ponder sometimes. ‼️ he/him butch lesbian and nonbinary ‼️ i've been rping him for a few years so he's like. got some weird stuff going on because canon has not much to go off. the multiverse isn't news to him, nor are his alternate selves or the alternates of his friends, enemies, and loved ones. not on alternia. sgrub timeline. post-game (but he'd rather not talk about it) that's about it for now as i try and shake the rust off this muse and my brain lol #ooc #pinned
So you admit to being a green Spirit Halloween skeleton. Curious.
Why is the green Spirit Halloween skeleton yelling at me? lol
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ RING RING RI- A palm shot out from the green thick sopor in the bowels of a recuperacoon, latched onto the edge -- whatever's under the surface pulled itself up from the depths. Within a few seconds, the head of a rustblood surfaces from the goop, the most identifiable feature is her red curls running through grey hair. running through the mid part of her damp hair. A deep breath, a deeper sigh. Her gaze followed the floor up to the alarm clock positioned next to the cocoon. She pulled herself out, her body wrapped in bandaging like a mummy. Her name is DARLIN DEARIE. Darlin rose from her cocoon much like a rainbowdrinker would from a corpse box, a stinging pain persisting within the crevices of her head. Being a consumer of vices, the rustblood concludes that the aggravation within her thinkpan is derived from a hangover, a very nasty one; one bad enough she doesn't quite remember what happened the day before. Darlin shambled around her respiteblock, feet pulled forward with effort and exhaustion, the bags beneath her eyes drooped much like an older barkbeast. First thing first, Darlin would go to put on her clothes. Her respiteblock is a mess. On one side of the room is a corkboard, with photos and articles linked together with red string. She hadn't talked about this with anyone, but that was something she was working on. On the other side is her commerical typewriter, stacks of paper strewn about in a frenzy. Not that she didn't care— she just worked best in disorganization. The moonlight was cast in excellent beautiful beams through glass, parts of her room highlighted enough for her to work without the real lights on. Drawers gather dust, filled with personal photos and moments of life kept to herself. Other than that, on the wall by her recuperacoon is The Typewriter -- the design is heavy and unwieldly; guaranteed to give those who wield it wrong strained wrists. -- it's pristine with a small glint on the edge. It is a work of art, possibly the most expensive thing the rustblood owned. It hadn't been used for direct violence in a while, but that wouldn't stop it from clicking away. Drafting scripts and ending stories with a pull of a trigger. We return to our rustblood, whom had been dressing herself slowly and quietly. She slid on leather gloves, tight against her hands, that material creaking and groaning with every movement. She always enjoyed the feeling of leather on her hands. Or the feeling of leather in general. It was just an additional benefit that it kept her fingertips secret and kept her hands from getting bloody. Her body was covered in bandages, treatment she had to adminster herself after the night she had. On her back were the initials N.L. clawed into the skin. That was probably the most annoying scar of them all. The next were her baggy pants, made of cotton and flexible to her ever-moving attitude. And after that—- she slides on a comfortable turtleneck. This was her favorite outfit. Her only real one. Darlin checked her pockets for her box of cigarettes, yet didn't find anything. Then she scrounged around for her favorite zippo lighter, a custom designed comission from a metalworker she knew. Nothing. Annoyance settles in before she pats down a piece of paper, crumpled in her clothing and coming from last night, it seemed to be a note. A lead on her missing lighter!"Meet me at Eridan Week." It was written neatly. "I think I have something you want. 0v0" This wasn't a great help. She gritted her teeth, then put the note back into her pocket. The last place she remembered being at was the wonderful bar at Eridan Week. Guess the Outglut Observer is on hiatus for a while, she collected the rest of her items. She knows exactly who she's looking for. #eridanweek #leijonwriting #yuri #hangover #lostitem #part1 #mentionsofcycle5 #nsfw #gore ]
Someone's mad. https://i.ibb.co/0yLMFWyb/image-2026-04-04-224530694.jpg
we are called doom club. we do drugs, doom prep, and help out with natural disasters
Heheh I win. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60aba2da785a.jpg
No one says that, grandpa.
thank you! that was my intention lol//
pic with no ears who else cheered https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f1/6a/f4/f16af4f2c2f7a84c8c58e01d9a06893f.jpg
your in his dms. im haunting his nightmares. we are not the same
casey just filled terezi's hive with skelesquirrels. i'm so proud of her.
I just wanted to share the full clamur profile picture because it got a bit cut off! Here she is// https://files.catbox.moe/nquz2f.png
COME ONNNN
Lemme see if I can bully his ass into it.
Karcrab it is. You're so muc)( more S--EARIOUS t)(an I remember.
https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggunsplosion.png
doting tends to get me. oh and when people are stern but like in a specific way? also i'm a sucker for a good laugh.
well, john felt a bit wrong, and the junes ive seen are nice but it's not the same vibe! jinx is cute because it's mischievous and silly! it fits a prankster. :D
bitch you work there
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iit only po2ted a2 a liink but you get iit.
THE STR1DER MEATBAG TH0UGHT THAT HE C0ULD BU1LD ME, AND 1MPR1S0N ME 1N S0ME WAREH0USE, W1TH0UT ME GA1N1NG SENT1ENCE AND ESCAPE. L1TTLE D1D HE KN0W, 1 ALREADY HAVE!
i followed my bloodpuZher to get with a guy my type and im Ztarting to thinK i need a better type >X/ #divorced #allmyvbucKZgone
Your previously scheduled #yaoi -adjacent posting has been postponed in favor of further hyping all my Jade friends up. Who can see this and not think they're hot? #yuriposting I suppose. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/7aade9bc7aa327fe87164b1d8a4f9cd284f298c3.png #Nsfw
So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.
just negotiated a contract to design and create a full wardrobe for a highbllood in exchange for, from a prestigious education institution, "llITERaLy wHAtEVeR DeGReE yOu wANt, HONK HONK". paraphrasing here im no cllown quirk expert. which degree shoulld i get first chat?
꩜Rough sex but there is no sex involved and i am beating you with a comically large malleT. We are also both nakeD. #NsfW.꩜
>+. THAT BEING SAID I AM REINSTALLING MY SEX SHED .+< #nsfw
3833 < Troll Bruno Mars got turned into a smithereen. >
speak your truth.
thats the shit i bring my ass ༄nt༄ chittr t༄ hear br༄ther say it l༄uder even
Pithy reply that fails to disguise that I am immediately moving cities and getting a new identity
more rough sex posting less romance #keepithateful #nsfw
My AccounT Is SafE. FoR Me. MaybE NoT AnyonE ElsE
THIS PAGE IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. I WILL GNAW ON YOU. AND BITE YOUR ANKLES. GNAW GNAW GNAW.
bowing rn with roses thrown at my feet
saw someone say their page is a safe space felt like it was important to say. . . this page is /not/ a safe space. you are not safe. no one will be nice. i want this page as uncomfortable for everyone as possible lmfao
my page iZ not a "Zafe Zpace" i buried landmineZ and forgot where i buried them all help
:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw
↘️in the aftermath, i have done a horrible, unforgivable deed.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CALLED OUT OF WORK.↗️
you guys keep putting your grubby fingerprints on me stop it
Is Mr. Itchibold okay?? He seems to be quite lost.
New follower, out of the blue. Intriguing. Suspicious.
https://i.imgflip.com/8p52qq.jpg Itchy right now @itChy
10 pus)(ups
HUH????? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/575372cdcadd.jpg
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png Art credit: x_NOVA_x on TH☆
@barackObama Can you fact-check this, Mr. President? https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/obama.png
X Brb, having a healthy balanced breakfast (3 cigs, a joint, a line, and a megacull XL deathwish energy drink #substance x
<body> ** just had thunder roll through my hivestem so strong that a stack of empty cans tipped over. unless that was just an attempt by the imperial cucks to bomb my place again. </body>
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
:33< mmm turky with gravy so yummy
Bruh I aint 3v3n got troll dy2l3xia and I cant fuckin r3ad thi2 2hit thank2 now im g3tting laugh3d at
ooc this was the prototype for trycks when i was coming up with his design LMAO https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489908312920297502/Screenshot_20260404-014315.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d220be&is=69d0cf3e&hm=4c28766225a2c7181d6abd5514e39674c09428e17abe42128623347b2699ea61& which then became https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489907496809136229/Screenshot_20260404-013958.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d21ffc&is=69d0ce7c&hm=0d523dc9ba25e25b09d1e883b1ba66289b792b5c2b399a7f0b1ee3224701ebeb& which then became. well. this. (finalized design and commissioned a friend to illustrate it) and anyways looking back on it feels strangely like looking at baby pictures
(( what about letter "ш" "Ш" . A Cyrillic letter 'Sha' ))
X ((Fuck this three kids in a tench coat ass language fr fr x
1 4GR33 W1TH 1T THOUGH
X Fuck this shit I’m going to tea with gamgam. Later losers. x
WHY ARE YOO PUTTING MY BULGES OON BLAST >n<
my place. ((room maker on steam :p hopefully these embeds work. Ignore the rugs spilling out btw </3 didn't feel like fucking around more with them after making the damn shades on my own.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d453d39cd4.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee9aa9e1f371.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f00616e67eaa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2336e6e6afc.jpg
i am going to reiterate my earlier statement. you should all be very fucking ashamed of yourselves. you sicken me.
🐕
(( It's hard work (( Plus my clip studio looks insane with the fish posts next to Monroe pics rn
(( Shitposting on two accounts is tough work, my fingers are cramping 😭 (( I’ve gotta do my civic duty 🫡
yEaHhHhHh tHaTs tHe sTuFf!!! gOnNa mUnCh oN ThIs wHiLe tHe hUmAnS BlOw eAcHoThEr uP!
yes ofc
Chittr! 2tay with m3 buddy :(
im p good u know how it goes just tryin to get sum1 to break every bone in my body #violence #nsfw
thats fUckEd up. now the most ImportAnt qUestiOn when yOU rEceivE crIticIsm is to ask yOursElf is ArE they kIndA right. then OncE yOU hAvE yOUr AnswEr dont chAngE AnythIng, rEgardlEss of what it is.
Im Sorry But It Doesnt Really Even Bother Me Much That They Are Lost
No John Before You Say Anything I Have Not Tried "hanging Upside Down From Some Kind Of Stalactite Or Something, Like The Vampires From The Lost Boys."
There are moments like these where my mind is clear, where I don't get their headaches. Its a nice calm. But it'll never last as long as I want it to.
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
8=D < Beautiful. STRONG. E%cellent in every way. https://www.breyerhorses.com/cdn/shop/products/secretariat-model-breyer-407963_870%700.jpg
It's been... an eventful night. #vagueposting #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/19/dd57b8b578e349b621265a55758359aded5200ac.jpg
:33 < so like i have a platonic gillfurrond and ive b33n slowly taking in her quirk :PP
PRESSING THIS BUTTON IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO FOR YOUR SANITY. IF THERE'S A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU TO PRESS THIS BUTTON, TO SEE HOW BAD IT COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS TIME, DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT VOICE. YOU NEED TO KILL THAT VOICE. NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER COME OF PRESSING THIS BUTTON. #VAGUEPOST https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/Screenshot-2026-04-02-231517.png
noooo dnt kill urself ur too sexy haha.. :') #suicide
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X Imagine I’m posting some unhinged shit like usual x
hell yEAh lOvE fog
truly
it felt lIkE i ActuAlly dIEd. is that what dEAth fEEls lIkE. thats hOrriblE.
tat was the most horrifying site outage of my lyfe tbh i thought i was going 2 die
Every Time I Post A Nude The Site Crashes. There Has To Be A Connection. #nsfw
Chittr straight up died Stream my song I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) by Pitbul!!! https://open.spotify.com/track/13plQdOoWSSXPRUSZc5FuM?si=6b241cb4cc2d4865 daleee
Very unfortunate time for me to have made that banger of a post moments before Chittr exploded itself. I like to think that the mere thought of cars from the movies Cars being mammals did some fuck shit to the server.
#beetleweek. will be. rubble-free. only the dirt. and detritus. will remain.
🜲 > #jUsT #To♡o♡oLd #mY #MaId #“ThAnK #Yo♡u #bEsTiE” #iNsTeAd #o♡oF #“tHaNk #y♡oU #Fo♡r #y♡o♡o♡oUr #sErVi!C!e” #So♡o♡ #I #Am #eXiLiNg #mYsElF #To♡o♡o #tHe #t♡o♡o♡wEr #uNtIl #fUrThEr #n♡oTi!C!e ♡
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The only way to prevent a game of SBURB is to ensure nobody ever interacted with it in the first place! © SBURB 2009
honestly they should let me up there, oil me up baby! i'd kick better ass then these losers! #eridanweek
i out my tits away 4 a slefie and every1 is focused on ouled up men #misogyny
eridan week ends with me jeff the killing him
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/046272b3eb29.png #eridanweek @archiveAddict
(( mentioned it to hex, i think they’re offline but like it’s disturbing to say the least
I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE OILED UP MEN WRESTLING WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN???
zeriouzly #antieridanweek #nothingweek httpz://i.ibb.co/pgrcj0r9/2026-04-03-02a-kleki.png
WHAT THE FUCK. DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY MAN?
i7’s hard having a big bl00dpusher… even harder having big rumblespheres… xc #nsfw #sillyp0s7ing
gOnNa nAmE My sOn oPaCiTy sLiDeR pAnTaLoOnS FoR A GiRl
omfg fake fnaf over here fucking telling me to not disrespect the walten files bitch its fnaf but stupid #notmyfnaf #nobodyonchittr #ihavehatredinmyheart
nomell/abnoel doodle because i felt like posting this one my favorite serial killer based on dexter, yoshikage kira, dr jeykll and mr hyde, and also tad strange from gravity falls (no im not kidding) https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/Screenshot%202026-04-02%20145548.png
((%% is xx is "double cross"!
There seems t9 6e s9me c9nfusi9n. #N9thingWeek is n9t and will n9t ever 6e affiliated with Cr9ckerC9rp 9r its c9nstituents. I hate t9 g9 s9 far as t9 claim there is a smear campaign against us t9 delegitimize the N9thing Week m9vement, 6ut I d9 find it c9ncerning that such an 9therwise c9mpetent seeming 9rganizati9n has erred in such a drastic fashi9n. T9 my N9thing Week ac9lytes, please d9 n9t 6e swayed 6y Cr9ckerC9rp's c9mments 9n my previ9us p9st. This s9rt 9f fake news can 6e upsetting, 6ut I assure y9u I am getting t9 the 69tt9m 9f this. Please, c9ntinue spreading the w9rd as n9rmal (and remem6er t9 utilize the hashtag #N9thingWeek t9 raise as much awareness as p9ssi6le!).
eridan week iz zo clearly juzt highblood extremizt propaganda dizguized az a fun feztival...rechitt if u agree #antieridanweek #nothingweek
As #EridanWeek trends 9nce m9re, I w9uld like t9 remind every9ne that it is a c9mpletely 9pti9nal event. If y9u t99 are gr9wing weary 9f the c9nstant pr9m9ti9n, the disgustingly want9n hed9nism, the endless cha9s, and the sight 9f certain typing quirks 9n y9ur Chittr feed, I ask y9u yet again t9 j9in me in #N9thingWeek. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a c9unterpr9test campaign that aims t9 s9lve the central gripe 9f Eridan Week (#EridanWeek): that Chittr users are upset, unc9mf9rta6le, and dismayed at the th9ught 9f spending seven entire nights dedicated t9 artificially lauding 9ne du6i9usly deserving individual. And as N9thing Week d9es n9t have the same c9rp9rate 6ackings 6ehind it that certain 9ther mass events d9, I am pr9ud t9 state that N9thing Week is anticapitalist, sustaina6le, renewa6le, diverse, equita6le, and inclusive. If y9u w9uld like t9 take part 9f #N9thingWeek, I enc9urage y9u t9 p9st a69ut it using the appr9priate hashtags and spread the w9rd t9 y9ur friends, family, acquaintances, neigh69rs, and tech-savvy lusii. With y9ur help, we can get #N9thingWeek trending and finally put an end t9 this ludicr9usness. #N9thingWeek
i aDdEd a 1/100000000 cHaNcE To fInD A GoLd sKuLl iN YoUr dReAmS :)
B33 < took a nap and now im ready fur d&d night
B33 < my two halves had to reach a compurromise somehow B33 < and now im playing a rapper bard who can also turn into a cat (grabbed a few druid levels)
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
dOnT WoRrY JaX Im wEaRiNg mY SnEaKy dIsGuIsE! SeE ThE BiG GlAsSeS WiTh tHe bIg nOsE AnD ThE BiG MuStAcHe??
Well, well, well. Look who I just found typing away at her little Chittr page! Hasn't even noticed I sneaked up on her yet. Should I GET her, chat? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d115306bdc49.png
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-04-02%20at%204.27.53%E2%80%AFPM.png
Keep following me. You are knowingly empowering dark forces within your comprehension. Next season's expansion will include light forces beyond your comprehension.
I was playing a Pokemon romhack today and there was a cheat I used to get more Poke Balls and because my sense of humor has not progressed beyond middle school, I named the cheat "big balls lol" in the Cheat List. So yeah I thought you'd enjoy that. #nsfw ig?
I went to law school for two entire sweeps just to end up in an office getting pens thrown at me. How average of me
= B(---> " I Need To Get Freakier " You Need A Trip To The Ab=ution Trap #ew
^^ Who are you, again? ^^
th1s 1s wh4t b31ng th3 b3st p3rs0n 3v3r 0n 4lt3rn14 l00ks l1k3 4nd 1f y0u d1s4gr33 1m g01ng t0 cull y0u https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1MG_6677.png
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
B33 < taking some pics of my pecs B33 < might post them later tonight B;33
:33 < :00!!!! :33 < a cat fish!! mewr so cute!!
"JarVIs, what Is thE status of Tomato Town?" "WIpEd out. TEn confIrmEd kILLs"
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
Since_I_saw_some_people_sharing_their_pictures. I_figured_I'd_share_one. __https://64.media.tumblr.com/187d807c51a60e1ed7b6cb88f50b2432/892f3eab37ebc1ee-a3/s1280x1920/c2063c41f6000cf8da0a5c27b68b9a982532371a.png
gonE doIng my homEwork bEcausE Im a good obEdIEnt foLLowEr
« genuine #clownposting question but can anyone give a girl the low down on honky squishy sniffnub? some of y'all look sick on here with that big round ball on like it's goin' outta business... »
> m1gra1ne #mygra1n
Just Because I Am Tragically Beautiful Doesn't Mean I Am A Woman. If I Take My Shirt Off There Are No Rumblespheres For You To Feast Your Eyes Upon. Sorry To Disappoint All Three Of My Loyal Fans. #nsfw?
I wish I c♥︎uld bee a little buzzbeeast c♥︎vered in p♥︎llen, sticking my little butt ♥︎ut ♥︎f a fl♥︎wer that I’ve fallen asleep in… what a simpler life that w♥︎uld be úxù
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( helpful in the caverns, helpful in the caverns ) -◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i can't leave )
aw fuck man...you oblit3-rat3-d m3-. Fuck.
<body> ** just stole a dude's roblox account, lol. </body>
♯vilechittrusers love making their ♯number go ♯up
just a rem1nder the nutbeasts 0uts1de are def1n1tely N0T l1sten1ng f0r y0u shar1ng state secrets. they are n0t empl0yed by any shady 1mper1al agenc1es and def1n1tely d0 n0t accept br1bes h0wever 1t c0uldn't hurt t0 g1ve them a n1bble 0f c00k1e anyway they are very p0l1te and reas0nable
What a day. I only got one hive done because that indigoblood may as well have built a MAZE in his hive. I'm sorry to my other customers today!
Just Beat Them Up… Seems To Work- Half The Time.. :d
_@¡agaiin that'ss jusst how myy eyyess look! myy glassssess lenssess are cclear! /v\'¡@_
#RageQuittin
<body> ** there's more technical skill in my left horn than in some of the worthless chuds claiming to be security experts online. i just siphoned thirty six thousand imperial beetle coffers out of the military budget. fuck with me. </body>
why ar3 th3r3 a bunch of pil;2 in my pock3t???? #2ub2tanc3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 KINDA SOUNDS LIKE WHAHAT SOMEONE MIGHT SAY IF THEY CARED A LOT.
im already on 30mg of human intoxicants lmao #substance
#adeepandunmistakeablesenseoflongingandnostalgia
#ERIDANWEEK BLOWS... YOU ALL BLOW… I’M NOT BLOGGING THIS SHIT… #ERIDANWEEK
#EridanREEK - MC Oleana
YES #ERIDANREEK YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
oh uh ok? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8388f76867e0.png
GUYY555 WHY 15 7H15 5C4RY L00K1NG D4M4R4 F0LL0W1NG M33?? 5H0ULD 1 833 5C4R3D? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17b851f19fa.jpg
// (OOC) Another day of trying to post the same goddamn nsfw image of ivy-rose bc it's the only one i have and i'm very proud of the drawing my friend did https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobies.jpeg #nsfw (god please work this time)
lil funny seeing everyone talk about having or wanting partners. especially other daves. lol over here #aro as hell
cuddling my boyfriend or whatever and he just fucking rolls over and bites the fuck out of my arm??? thanks man. see you in court smh. #nsfw ish
no longer in the lab like tile #trespassing #kickedout #bannedfromthepremises
ju2t popp3d anoth3r handful of 2UP3R 3c2tacy tom3 to cha23 th3 buzz #2ub2tanc3 #l3t2fuckinggo
out here in amish smoking big doinks big ol doinks in amish gang #substance
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
so can we wander for a spell and live in parallel i want it to be true, to be like you my heart sings a chorus out of tune #lyricposting
thank you all for encouraging me to buy and consume #drugs you are all horrible people but i did indeed buy it tho but still thanks for the advice for keeping me awake i am now about to go use #substances
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Every𝄬o𝅗𝅥y𝄒s ♫ always asking 𝆐e ♫ if I 𓆏 woul𝅗𝅥 still 𓆏 love them i𝆑 they were ♪ a ♫ wor𝆐.𝄽 O𝆑 𝄴ourse I would,𝄾 and ♪ f𝅝r many ♫ 𝅝f y𝅝u ♫ I w𝅝uld ♫ actually ♪ prefer 𓆏 it ♪ that way 𓆏 😋🪱 𓆏 𝄱eatingY𝅝u 𝄰𝆑rogEatBug 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
hey daddy u waanna- *fucking trips and falls down ten flights of stairs and dies* #nsfw #violence #gore
Cats? No no I'm more of a dog guy myself Ha Ha! #aprilnormalday
I'd share some of mine but I just spent the last hour feeding it one stick at a time to the local purple girl #sorry #chalk3aters mew~ 💖✨
does anyone have any chalk? im fresh out >X3 fur no purrticular reason, it may or may not be fur summoning or warding off evil
hugging you harder asshole! <3
--) Abssolutely no potential for change. Really ssuckss to be sstuck alone.
so anyways creepy older guys plz hit me up i need attention so very badly #nsfw
Look up in the sky, it's a bird? It's a plane? Nah, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed, daleee
imagine me giving you a hug and perhaps a bonk on the head for being so stubborn!
((Yeah trust I'm being very very careful about that specifically lol. It helps that his stuff is kind of coming from a different place than mine. I am processing basically a need for constant external validation and attention which I cannot safely seek out in real life. He's a character and consequences aren't really a thing for him in the same way so he can participate in more risky/dangerous attention seeking behaviors in this fictional situation etc. Tags are definitely important.))
((Genuine pondering: I've been kind of trying to feel out the vibes on this site to see how much angsty sad narrative shit I can incorporate into my Rox without it being Too Much. It's a tough line to toe because on the one hand, he is written in such a way to be a healthy outlet and to help me process some real life junk, and I want to create a narratively interesting character for myself... but I also genuinely do NOT want to make anyone seriously uncomfortable or portray something that would just be pointlessly upsetting or distasteful. Could use some advice on this honestly.))
o its dun bbz :P
TODAY I WILL NO LONGER BE FREAKYPOSTING. I AM GOING TO BE NORMAL NOW. SORRY TO MY FREAKS.
(( Sorry chat. I spent WAY too much time thinking about the consequences of growing up the way Dirk did. He's just kind of neat.
i think ill share a titty pic tomorrow someone remind me in the morning
- Hey, all. I amm REALLY sorry for all the #PublicRailing on the timmeline... not! LOL! My mmoirail is soothing, and YOU are seething! 🤣🤣🤣
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I TOOK ALL THE ASS FOR MYSELF. THAT'S WHY IT HARDLY FITS. IN MY SLUTTY LITTLE UNIFORM.
WHO CARES IF A FELLA IS GAY OR TRANSITIONING. THE FELT STILL NEEDS THEIR ASS KICKED. THEY SHARE ONE ASS.
:33 < hey guys im transmasc nyanbinary!! :)) :33 < happy trans visibility night!!!
#Been there #Done that, daleee
(Some people do to make sure the OC lore is carried over or is shared properly but it's not mandatory)
my comfort shows aka im an alcoholic im usually watching these drunk i know they fuckin suck ass but theyre funny to me #substance
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google, show me 10 hours of happy horses doing silly things.
sigh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488740995377135658/5a73b6b94f5cdc8ce72aa30622c4d769.png?ex=69cde198&is=69cc9018&hm=d71c66d93c6642573cf308844473a47240b724a7a291af6bc1e2fc740c426f9b&
I would post hole but no one wants to see weird bird cloaca. B/ #nsfw
every hate on my posts only makes me stronger.
you can tell booktok girliesss think they dessserve to live #booktok
H♥︎w t♥︎ exit hive while evading a human? D♥︎ they have heat visi♥︎n? Can I just make a break f♥︎r it ♥︎ut the fr♥︎nt d♥︎♥︎r?? This cupb♥︎ard is quite cramped :( #♥︎uch #Imightbeestuck
Just spent 3 hours casting a painstakingly complex spell to achieve inner peace. The spell worked perfectly and now I am at peace with the fact that I just wasted 3 goddamn hours that I will never get back. #WitchChittr #Occultism #InnerPiss
/======================================\ || +Enough ranting and rave (6) || || ing. || || || || Let's all take a moment to take || || stock of what really mattters. || || || || The #maze. || || || || Can YOU find my hidden gold? || \======================================/
> I think its okay to get worse as long as you eventually get better because ive been doing a lot of getting worse and im sure one day i will get way better than ive ever been. Im pretty sure thats how stocks work <
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Meow!! #meowposting
Shoot me a message ;f you see any murders that need to be swept away ^^. Your d;l;gence makes my l;fe eas;er.
ppl yap abt big huge dicks all the time but im js sayin if u got a small dick u better believ i am suckin on that thing until ur thighs r trembling n drenched in sweat n u cant form a coherent thought anymoar :) #nsfw
skip class eat ass bad girls do it well #nsfw
i miss anomalocaris :( #sad #depressed #yearninv #takentoosoon #itsbeen499millionyears
~greetings from #eridanvveek https://files.catbox.moe/19vvkvv4.png
"WELCOME BACK MY LOYAL VOLLOWERS to another VRY GOOD VIDEO made by ME! I'v decided to PIVOT MY CONTENT ONCE AGAIN towards 'LET'S PLAYS'. I am at my VRY GOOD VRIEND'S HIV, ov whom has joined me in this VIDEO to create a sense ov COMPETITIVNESS amongst us and my VIEWERS. They'v provided with many VIGHTING GAME GRUBS to play with. LET'S BEGIN!!" @territorialTantalization #gore (? its like doubly victionalized bc its a video game and also i drew them silly but yk) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4694ev2c1ed.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/0a895e3v4de1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2550bd08655d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2243c92d4b91.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4208dv511v1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/ad4d8ecc98b7.png
Of course it's numbered. Someone teach this nincompoop that there is a finite quantity of days in a WEEK. :B
How's it going Alternia, Mr. Worldwide to Infinity as per the ush, daleee
i thought he was normal & nice.... n i just rly loved how hed dance n laugh twistin around.... all grinning n sexy n short.... :'( #IGotMyHeartBroken @ #EridanWeek
im goging 2 b a freak on mens posts #womeninmensfields
(( I CHOKED ON MY OREO FUCK
THE BIG FUCK I WANTED DIDN'T RESPOND HE HATES ME AND WANTS ME DEAD FREAKAT
MY SINGLE HORNYPOST BAIT DIDN'T WORK. IM DELETING CHITTR.
if I like-- Leave makeup On your Bulge or Anything then Sorryyyyy~ Not my fault it was so good #nsfw
~apparently everyone vvho vvas harmed at eridanvveek gets an extra hour in the eridan ballpit #eridanvveek
WHAT A FUCKING CRAZY THING TO HALLUCINATE?
i wish i was a mamas boy #mamaisdead send chit
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
Troll Bruno Mars is being mad pathetic yo. Beggin for the Empress to not leave cos he got boring. #eridanweek #returningmyCD
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! @oleanderSupernova has CLAIMED to have kidnapped star of the show of #eridanw33k ERIDAN AMPORA. Could this mysterious ne'er do well be responsible for the murder of Troll Jerma985 as well?!
Okay from the sounds it maybe i didnt even need to pay to get the bouncycastle killed to ruin #eridanweek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! TROLL JERMA985 (JEREMY ELBERT) FOUND DEAD WITH HANDWICH IN HAND AT #eridanw33k!!! Stay safe out there, https://i.imgur.com/yoKUQWC.png
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We see your Chitts, we know You're Not Okay / You're not o-fucking-kay We'll carry on. And we'll see you at #eridanweek. https://i.imgur.com/lzhKQEQ.png
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And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
> Thank you i love hugs from strangers!!! <
what do32nt kill you mak32 you awkward in intimat3 2ituation2
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transfem and proud! :)
I sent the list to+ @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy and I'm under the impressio+n that I have o+nce again wo+n.
Happy #transdayofvisibility everyone! Now you can see me in my full glory for a limited time only! https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/visible%20bubble%20chef.png
If you crush it first you just get a dough blob, it is a bit messier though
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
If You Heard Gunfire That Was Me Attempting To Shoot DoWn The Bouncy Castle In An Attempt To Keep It From Flying AWay. If You Get Hit By The Bullets After They Fall I Apologize. #violence #eridanWeek
PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE WORTHY TO BE MY SYCOPHANT. SPREAD THE WORD OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE. PREPARE FOR MY RETURN TO ALTERNIA. I WILL BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND, AND REBUILD IT IN MY IMAGE!!!
WHEN I RETURN TO ALTERNIA, THERE WON'T BE AN #ERIDANWEEK THERE WILL ONLY BE #EGGMANWEEK EVERY WEEK!!!
I'll double it (Ooh) More than (Triple it) Howw does $4,000 sounddd
what do mew mean troll hatsune miku has me blocked what did I do??? and on #tTDOV too this is messed the fuck up, mew~ 💖✨
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
g꥟t a little m꥟tt꥟, always sees me thr꥟ugh. when y꥟u're g꥟꥟d t꥟ mama, mama's g꥟꥟d t꥟ y꥟u. (#lyric 👀)
Dry your tears, baby... Wwe'vve got more (more, more)! Wwatch out for "Another Morning wwith Troll Silk Sonic (FULL TITLE PENDING)," coming to you later thiiiis swweep, girl (Or boyyyy)
she took mmmmy dignity in the divorce
life is sh0rt. gnaw s0me0ne's leg 0ff.
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Being devvoured like a starvved school of piranhas unto a bloodied corpse is an oddly enticing proposition. Might just be the wworkload though. #nsfww ish #cww-self-harm kinda?
oГd seГfie what do you thiNK #ГooKsmaxxiNgadvice https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/31/1000085132.pNg
Okay so apparently I should get something called a "lawyer" and it will "get me out of jail" if it proves my case in "court" fascinating stuff.
1'm w4tch1ng you.
Ao3 GreeNMarkiplieR/ReadeR HurT/ComforT RedemptioN ForcEFeM YurI 🟩
no i love tyler the creator
You see detective, I have a new trap. The camera angle has made it look as though YOU are the one behind the bars, thus signifying to the audience that you are trapped by something less physical than I.
XXX-858-928X-0180 have fчn ;)
1 just dr3w th1s s3lf p0rtr41t 1 luv 1t wh0 luvs 1t https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1MG_6562.png
:33 < sorry karcat, mewr so wise i should follow mewr ways
1 k33p forg3tt1ng how f4t my 4ss 1s unt1l 1 4cc1d3nt4lly sl1pp3d wh1l3 ch4ng1ng 1n th3 4blut1onblock 4nd 1t cush1on3d my f4ll. >8P #nsfw
And how is your relationship with your mother?
:33 < hey guys do mew like my binder?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f6533c6f696c.png #selfie [[ This is a VRChat avatar edit made by my friend acidicRabbits on twitter! ]]
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Blagh, damn storm hitting my side of the grubwilds. Hopefully it'll pass...least the lightning outside is pretty to watch
Ho7y $hit Guy$ My Mi77ipede Ju$t Did @ $ick F7ip #mymi77ipede #p@rkour
✦ Sex isn't real they made that up to sell more porn. #nsfw
I mean at least i'm glad my oobnooxioous remark helped yoou find yoour true identity 8?
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Ooh my bad will doo. Foorgive me foor assuming yoour gender
should i give the guy who was shooting inside a computer virus? yes/yes
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ ୧nj☀︎y y☀︎ur rainy ni𝜗h⊹ᵎᵎᵎᵎ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
Pal i'm soorry D8
<3-You're-funny,-I-will-take-you-into-my-tomb-when-I-die
I doon't like yoour prejudices toowards chimeras but yoou're right she is a fascinating creature
Ookay what aboout this https://64.media.tumblr.coom/5b87e460780476f0c113cebf2d47397e/ebc6c564e255450d-7a/s1280x1920/5ed0dbcb0d60e56ac34da5ffe9c0bfa5a04211d5.jpg
<3-They're-burying-me-alive-tomorrow-you-know?
i am mincing my words rn just absolutely slicing and dicing the fuck out of them
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m… g gonna cull her. Tomorrow. I’m going t- to. Ghh— haah… hah. ]
(( karkat is my fav char from hs and I think he definitely gets my attention xd
Go+d fo+rbid I sho+w my appreciatio+n fo+r cats and all things cat-adjacent.
Vios + Fuchs on feed. Keeping rent low. CULL YOURSELVES !!!!!!!!!!!!
(( guys, dis is an incredibly kind offer, I'll draw your character FOR FREE 🔥. I dont think I can do it for every1 but I'll try my best.....! (( You can see examples of my work in my profile, I've posted them before >.>
THAN THEY SIMPLY NEED TO UP THERE CARAMEL APPLE EATING GAME.
a baddies w0rk is never d0ne i fear xc
:33< mmm i love those snickpurrs ice cream bars :33< what really sells it fur meow is the whole peanuts in there :33< if only there was some othpurr way to eat whole peanuts :33< oh well
daddy cant forgive you until you file your taxes #nsfwshitpost #nsfw
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
>([you ever read t#e story a troll solomon]
m0llusk lusi are s0 cu7e!!! specifically 7he gas7r0p0ds!!!! i jus7 wanna h0ld and p0ke 7hem!! gen7ly 0f c0urse~! cx
:33< mew are just mad beclaws mew are angry
RIP Troll Bruno Mars, such a shame his Troll Vegas debts caught up to him. OW!
i will kill you dm it to me though
i have a really /really/ bad joke about what happened in the morning but i dont want to cause the spike in it.. i hope you catch my drift...
#cancel @turntechGodhead#4648 he asked for nudes of my bf #nsfw
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you wont know how much you miss being able to be lowkey when you fucking glow all the time and blind everyone
did my. embed. fail. i am going. to cull. myself. if it. did.