♦ pitied by @chronicallyCool
i do sometymes wonder if thyngs would have resolved better if there had been a dyfferent aspect for me. if i were intended to shyne, rather than to cast a shadow, would i have fallen the same way? would our session have succeeded? but if that were the case, there would never have been the opportunity to meet these versions of my friends who seem to be so much more vigorous and warm. despyte they hatched upon, due to the inadequacies of our original team. due to my own inadequacies. i thynk it is a bytter pyll to swallow, to know that one's own thryving was never intended to occur, or symply couldn't to make a compelling narrative for sgrub to properly root itsylf in. but lyke most wytches, my role was to make a pact wyth a power that was beyond most people's ken, and see thyngs through for someone else to play the true hero. i've made my peace wyth that, i thynk. but when i thynk of the world they wyll bring to fruition, i can't help but feel a lyttle styrring of some pain where my pusher once beat. it's very improper to be a poor sport, or to sulk when one looses, but i am jealous. i'm so happy that they wyll have a chance to make a place better and kynder than that whych birthed either of our culltures, but that door wyll close, and some tyme after, the rest of us who failed wyll utterly cease to exyst. we may be memories, we may even be honored, but what of our data? our saves are essentially gone. it is very sylfish of me, and not very voidlyke of me, i suppose, but i don't want to not exist.
i wysh that was true!
youre r1ght, next th1rst post 1ll bark no problem
꧁thats like a zillion of you so you can probably do it a lot.꧂
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@imJuniØr hey buddy. may i get the hØØkup with the befØran and trans badges please?
Well, so long as they're having fun.
That would be cool
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
Oh well. Live (or nnot) annd learnn.
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Lame.
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you aint even good enoug)( to be my damn descendant. youre a no name nobody from a rat)(ole backwater sold off to t)(e )(ig)(est bidder recycled into a better idea. fuckin- your planet name is beforus. you are beyond parody. i sure as s)(it aint you. my entire pinky finer )(as seen and survived more battle t)(an you and your entire generation could ever fat)(om. you couldnt even beat your little revolutionary last i )(eard- i regularly kick )(er s)(it in every day. ive killed every fusc)(ia t)(at dared take w)(at was mine. i )(ave no "ancestor". i )(ave no equal. ONLY M------E. so get back in your lane, fuckin coral Constipation over )(ere...
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i will steal t)(at too.
t)(e dead s)(ould not be so keen to brag too loudly. i may not be able to snuff you out in your afterlife, but my employer is never, ever satisfied...
it is so disappointin t)(at you are so radical and yet someone t)(at needs to go someday. all it would take is one bad accident...
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daaaamn that sØunds sick!
I have compiled a recipe to celebrate #eridanweek -1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix -1 can prepared grubglaze frosting -3/4 cup vegetable oil -4 large eggs -1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips -3/4 cup butter -1 2/3 cup granulated sugar -2 cups all-purpose flour Don't forget Eridan Themed garnishes such as: -Fish-shaped crackers -Fish-shaped candies -Fish-shaped solid waste -Fish-shaped dirt -Fish-shaped ethylbenzene -Pull-and-peel licorice -Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment -Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) -1 cup lemon juice -Alpha resins -Unsaturated polyester resin -Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments -9 large egg yolks -12 medium geosynthetic membranes -1 cup granulated sugar -An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands" -2 cups rhubarb, sliced -2/3 cups granulated rhubarb -1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb -1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb -3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire -1 large rhubarb -1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb -2 tbsp. rhubarb juice -Adjustable aluminum head positioner -Slaughter electric needle injector -Cordless electric needle injector -Injector needle driver -Injector needle gun -Cranial caps
↘️hitting the dislike button is an artful and also masterful sport that has been heralded by my genetic forebarers for generations, ages-old tradition held aloft by the quivering typeslabs and trembling stumps of any marketorturer worth his sodiumgrit in playing the market.↘️ ↗️I WILL LITERALLY NOT STOP.↗️ ↘️bye.↘️
what abØut thØse Øf us whØ can't finish if we're nØt being exhibitiØnistic? seems pretty rØugh tØ cut us Øut, man. #nsfw
no thank you! i went to church once. i think that was more than enough for me.
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