Calmasis
@complacentDisciple
The apprentice to Zazzerpan the Learned.
its #wizardwednesday actually
☤ endorse th☤s
hot n sexy wizards in my area
w☤zard
omg r u hot n sexy
heyyyyy wonk ;)
Letting gcat have a beer! #saturyay #whatthehell #sure
GET THAT AWAY FROM HIM.
If youve ever been victim to my FATHEADED sense of easily retractable comradery kindly raise your hand so i can divvy up a payout of some consolation moolah! Clearly those who share my likeness are little more than UNDERHANDED BLUNDERBABES looking to get up to no good so im sorry if youve ever dealt with a not-me me and his twerp ass attitude! #directpost #BIGGERfuckyou
☤’ll take consolat☤on moolah.
Who the sam hill are you.
selling a ring that that gives the wearer the ability tꙮ perfꙮrm the wenis dance flawlessly, making them a genius whꙮ knꙮws it in advance. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yes, please
tbh as long as she didnt cake up my old earthy artifact sega saturn (++ i get my lil guy beastmode spellyowler whiskey sour of da encapsulated prism prison back) (like rly rly soon) (jane.) then its ***GENUINELY*** fine lmfao idek why some of you r so pissed abt this
hav☤ng cake for f⛎︎rn☤t⛎︎re doesn’t so⛎︎nd so bad.
tbh its got its pros & cons :)
☤ ass⛎︎me search☤ng for food ☤s not an ☤ss⛎︎e?
Gurgle.
☤ have a k☤tten named G⛎︎rgle.
yknow how evry respectable wizord has an animal familiar? cool cool now hurry up n put on the cat ears
m⛎︎st ☤?
the kitty headband stays on durin spellcastin
[ >THE WIZARD PUTS THEE INTO A CENTRIFUGE AND SPINS THEE AT 3000 RPM FOR 10 MINUTES_ ]
th☤s w☤zard wants to be let o⛎︎t
[ >TAKES YOU OUT OF THE CENTRIFUGE AND PUTS THEE INTO THE SUB-ZERO THERMAL HULL_ ]
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okay
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
Th☤s ☤s noth☤ng compared to #mysp☤re.
@tantal☤z☤ngGonads q⛎︎est☤ons: “so l☤ke. myster☤o⛎︎s g⛎︎y. how often do ⛎︎ jack off” Exc⛎︎se yo⛎︎?
terrible answer. could have just ignored it at that point
Terr☤ble q⛎︎est☤on. Yo⛎︎ co⛎︎ld have s☤mply not asked at that po☤nt.
they.re envious of my soup. they want to infiltrate my compounds (my hive) to unethically seize my savory comestibles. (my pot of delicious soup).
Can yo⛎︎ blame whoever they are? ☤ want yo⛎︎r so⛎︎p as well.
hhuuu…☆ faïled another spell!☆!☆ ☆m☆
Keep pract☤c☤ng.