Calmasis
@complacentDisciple
The apprentice to Zazzerpan the Learned.
Gurgle.
☤ have a k☤tten named G⛎︎rgle.
yknow how evry respectable wizord has an animal familiar? cool cool now hurry up n put on the cat ears
m⛎︎st ☤?
the kitty headband stays on durin spellcastin
[ >THE WIZARD PUTS THEE INTO A CENTRIFUGE AND SPINS THEE AT 3000 RPM FOR 10 MINUTES_ ]
th☤s w☤zard wants to be let o⛎︎t
[ >TAKES YOU OUT OF THE CENTRIFUGE AND PUTS THEE INTO THE SUB-ZERO THERMAL HULL_ ]
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okay
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
Th☤s ☤s noth☤ng compared to #mysp☤re.
@tantal☤z☤ngGonads q⛎︎est☤ons: “so l☤ke. myster☤o⛎︎s g⛎︎y. how often do ⛎︎ jack off” Exc⛎︎se yo⛎︎?
terrible answer. could have just ignored it at that point
Terr☤ble q⛎︎est☤on. Yo⛎︎ co⛎︎ld have s☤mply not asked at that po☤nt.
they.re envious of my soup. they want to infiltrate my compounds (my hive) to unethically seize my savory comestibles. (my pot of delicious soup).
Can yo⛎︎ blame whoever they are? ☤ want yo⛎︎r so⛎︎p as well.
hhuuu…☆ faïled another spell!☆!☆ ☆m☆
Keep pract☤c☤ng.
Good morning, how is everyone?
Well, thank yo⛎︎.
pspspsps. heard this is how you summon cats. i think all sort of them. <:B
Tr☤ed th☤s on my k☤ttens and ☤t worked. Thank yo⛎︎.
console.log("i can ønly get sø frustrated beføre i just get sad");
☤ hope yo⛎︎ feel better.
≈ My favorite ship, in all of infinity's infinity, is that of the human tale of Theseus. ≈
☤ l☤ked that one, too.
I suddenly feel very sick...
☤ hope yo⛎︎ feel better.
Do you see religious figures in your friends and close ones? I often see my mother as Mary.
From t☤me to t☤me, ☤ v☤ew Zazzerpan as a form of dev☤l, ⛎︎nfort⛎︎nately.
i cast fireball
☤ cast f☤reball X2
uh uh uh it iz icecream day! therez a manafruit and vanilla icecream i quite enjuy, zuch a nice tartnezz tu it that and cuukiez and cream
☤ enjoy van☤lla, too.
🐚No one understands me because they simply cannot fathom my love for French Onion Soup, tis a shame. Not even the ants understand. -----༄༄༄🐚
☤ also have a profo⛎︎nd love for so⛎︎p, ☤ncl⛎︎d☤ng French On☤on so⛎︎p.
Okay wow I regret that.
Have yo⛎︎ tr☤ed send☤ng a message d☤rectly to them, o⛎︎t of the p⛎︎bl☤c eye?