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♯most of you are ♯cooked ♯btw
the glue factory called. they said they want their produce back. #vagueposting
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late night chittr is like a psych ward without staff
私の文化には、ある古いことわざがあります：「猿も木から落ちる。」つまり、専門家でさえ間違いを犯したり、確信が持てなくなったりすることがあるということだ。ただ、私なりの解釈があるんだけど：「ヤリマンも精液を吐き出す。」個人的には、後者の方が励みになると思う。
<body> ** just learned about the human meme "would you still love me if i was a worm?" lowkey offensive as fuck. </body>
☆ Ughhh, I’m, like, dealing with bloodlust right now, but I have no outlet for it~ Is it so hard to find someone willing to, like, let me hunt them for sport~?☆
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
rEALIZING THAT THE, tIME i WAS COMBINED WITH vRISKA, eVEN FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT WAS, aCTUALLY PRETTY FORMATIVE, hUH,
i shake like chuihaha chiuhaha? how do you spell the name of that neurotic little dog? anyways i shake like those things a LOT its not really fun
can someone help repair something internal of mine? i have coolant fluids all over the place :(
I want Wendy's...
V^ Back hurt. Headache. What fucking next? St0machache? Fuck that. ^V
One should exercise extreme discretion regarding unsolicited gifts from unknown sources. It is wise to remem8er the cautionary nature of the 'Monkey’s Paw', 8enevolence is rarely the primary motive of a stranger, let alone the white ink dou8lespeak.
Oh dear. Something about this mysterious fe\\ow that just fo\\owed me is setting off my instincts. I’m feeling particularly pleased to be a Void player right now… ♡☆♡
"WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY ON YOUR BREAK, KARKAT?" TOLD PEOPLE THEIR GRILLED CHEESE OPINIONS SUCKED, AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE SEVERAL PEOPLE TO CHILIS ON MY SHITTY JANITOR PAYCHECK. THANK FUCK CHILIS ISN'T HORRENDOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
youd think grown ass man wouldnt get a tummy ache no more but here i am #aching my #tummy bro whaddahell
i cannt wait. to be a useless piece of shit all day. annd collect all these beetles.
I'm in a weird rut. Usually I have at least so+meo+ne in my quadrents but as o+f right no+w I'm single in mo+st regards. Pro+ject best to+ take it in stride fo+r no+w. I'll enter a new relatio+nship when it co+mes to+ me I suppo+se.
sHOULD i TRY, sAYING HI, tO HER? i MEAN, iF SHE'S HANGRY, tHEN THAT'S NO GOOD BUT ALSO, i AM A LITTLE AFRAID MY HEAD, mIGHT EXPLODE,
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♡♡|GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! MAY LOVE FIND YOU!!|♡♡
>:D --> hI guyS ! i'M neW herE sO pleasE bE nicE :P
…Hm. Something new. How unusual.
OK.. I THINK, I THINK IVE FINALLY GOTTEN RID OF ALL THE MELONS THROWN AT MY WINDOW, THE FUCKING MELON PLAGUE HAS ENDED.
SEA-HORSLE 🟩🟩🟩-🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 first try
B33 < oh appurrently its slime time B33 < clawngrats chittr
SOMETIMES I WISH I KNEW HOW TO PICK UP ON SOCIAL QUEUES BUT ALAS MY LACK OF SOCIALIZATION HAS LED TO ME BEING STUNTED WHEN IT COMES TO MY SOCIAL SKILLS.
,,sometimes im really happy i get to sleep soon,,
proof that chittr has always just been some goop all along