♦ pitied by @complacentDisciple
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af458fe868d4.png blanket fort sleepover firday lets go!
HOW STuPID WOuLD IT BE. TO GO BACK TO MY ROOM TO GET FOOD. AND COME BACK AND DO WHATEVER THE FuCK I NEED WITH THIS TOWER LATER? BECAuSE I AM HuNGRY.
There’s always room for one more woman, Mr. Trollbama.
a soup #petpicsaturday
Writing a novel leads me to making many a strange internet search. I truly hope these enquiries do not lead to investigations into my history.
trynna summon the tiger w a spell #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a058fcd84bad.jpg
anywayz joinin in w me n roros tasteful pic #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png
[Metal Gear Alert sound] ! #nsfw
which horny pic should i share? these 2 should work #nsfw
the voices (myself) are telling me (jade) to find a roxy (hot) to breed asap #nsfw
X I’d like to collectively thank 99% of all lalondes Y’all are cool. x
https://i.postimg.cc/4NTmC3N4/Rox.png B33 < ... just in case y'all were wondering what the othpurr end of that exchange with @tipsyGlamour was like B;33 < beauty is in the eye of the beholder and roro your eyes def purrove the theory
its a lil unfair cuz they literally glow in the dark n all but i swear ive nevr seen any1 shine quite as bright ✨💖 @aventurineCopycat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1680b4cd13eb.png
So fucking stupid. --tenaciousTheologist [TT] has logged off!--
they.re envious of my soup. they want to infiltrate my compounds (my hive) to unethically seize my savory comestibles. (my pot of delicious soup).
console.log("i can ønly get sø frustrated beføre i just get sad");
I suddenly feel very sick...
they are going to strap me down to a table and torture me.
What Would Callie Post Here? something Something Everyones A Gangster Until The Dinner Bill Needs To Be Paid?
CIS BOYSKA
it's so easy to fall for lalondes.
all. the. same. @eldritchtherapy i hope you suffer.
Okay wow I regret that.
Because I can post anything right now and not be the most pathetic person suppose I should just post this I've had in my back pocket for a while. Kanaya please return my calls I'm sorry I cheated on you I just want you back, I don't care if it's not in a Matespritship I just want to be with you. Genuinely you can cull me and I would thank you I just need you more than anything In the world. I'll do whatever you say be whoever you want I will do anything you ask no questions please just take me back I'm desperate for you. Please. #yearning #suggestive (?) #lesbian
I just got the strangest feeling that someone here made a terrible, terrible decision.
oh oh fuk the romms spinnin 2 much #substance
Rreally ain't a fan of learrnin' that was trrue..
I know we have barely spoken. I am lumping myself in here regardless for my own personal fulfillment.
still not feelin all that well ngl its been rough #sick
its complicated
i reely wwish i wwas a girl fuck
fuckfukfukfucfukkkkk i think somebody messed w my shampoo
thx <3 its nothin crazy but i cant work rn :\
All we need is the Cherub version of me to be complete here. But I'm pretty sure Caliborn killed him so.
Ƹ 🌂 > .... The Dark One is not AMUSED... by the POPULACE today... Ʒ
ayo any rolals from teh meat side wanna chat and/r hookup? kinda curius how itd go >:3 #nsfw
look ik i have posted weird shit in the past like eatin batteries n shit but even i dont like seein wtf is on the timeline rn #selfharmmentionincase #ihatewhateverthefuckishappeningrightnow #dashwatching #dashhating #iwanttobleachmyeyesrn
All these years and I *still* can't seem to wake up early.
You w★nn★ go h★ng out in ★n ★b★ndoned building during ★ storm? #ye★rning
i look so stupid right now..this is embarrassing [ friend put this face-paint on me ] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060361547043573832/1515426723070738593/IMG_1173.jpg?ex=6a2ef69e&is=6a2da51e&hm=28f65eba8b3be50f10e56b1239440bea9da9f88dba05561cf5ea46c1b1b3f14b&
My cat is truly a tortured soul. So miserable. Such a sad life she lives, where she cannot be fed an extra treat lest she get too fat.
o-|= i am starting to suspect some of thou art villains =>
real talk ive been slacking on my garden english would be disappointed in me
I’d like to feel sexy, looking at myself. I’ve never really seen myself that way. I’ve known others find me attractive, but I feel I lack a lot of the things I associate with ‘sexy’. Notibly I am not asking for reassurance on the matter, this is just a vague expression of my feelings on the matter. It’s something I’ve reflected on lately.
𒌐✧₊⁺🕯 𓍙 d⛯ be↿𓍙eve ⚚ha⚚ sh⛯u↿d ⚚h𓍙s par⚚𓍙cu↿ar pa⚚r⛯n rema𓍙n c⛯nsp𓍙cu⛯us↿y absen⚚ 𓍙n ⚚he𓍙r acqu𓍙s𓍙⚚𓍙⛯n ⛯f ⚚h𓍙s ce↿es⚚𓍙a↿ sphere, 𓍙 sha↿↿ be c⛯mpe↿↿ed ⚚⛯ d𓍙spense w𓍙⚚h ⚚h𓍙s ra⚚her ⚚𓍙res⛯me charade and, 𓍙ndeed, perm𓍙⚚ u⚚⚚er pandem⛯n𓍙um ⚚⛯ unfur↿ 𓍙⚚se↿f 𓍙n 𓍙⚚s unbr𓍙d↿ed and, 𓍙 dare say, qu𓍙⚚e fr𓍙gh⚚fu↿ magn𓍙f𓍙cence. ⚚he pr⛯spec⚚ 𓍙s n⛯⚚ w𓍙⚚h⛯u⚚ a cer⚚a𓍙n… drama⚚𓍙c appea↿. ✧₊⁺🕯𒌐
ִ ࣪𖤐 Remember: If sOmeONe says mag×̷̷͜×̷K is a×̷̷͜×̷ iN yOur Head, tHey just Have NO idea HOw big yOur Head is! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hat do you do if your oc paradoxically turns out to be real and you really www.ant to talk to her but she scares you because she's scary
Can wizards cast like... sex spells??
smth crazy as bawlls is happening to me rn but for the effin life of me i CANNOT xplain what it is bc i lowzazzerpanuinely am still tryin to figure out if its actually really happening o_o #vaguechit #wtffff
[OBSERVATION] I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_learned_of_other_Cherubs_on_this_website.
ofc...... figures she didnt make #TheGame canon 2 the cotl universe *siiiiigh*
Damn No One Gives A Fuck I Just Get Interactions From The People Who Interact With Everybody But I Suppose My Luck Is Running Short With How I Came Back At A Frivolous Time With The Trend And All Which I Will Not Be Participating In Due To The Fact Again I Am Completely Unknown And Why Would Anyone Care About My Height Haha Ok I Keep Talking That Is Enough
On the topic of heights, I'm only shy of being 5'2 which despite sounding short actually left me taller than both Dave and Roxy for a time. I would still likely be taller than David had he not gotten taller upon becoming a cursed being.
5'4, much taller if we count the tendrils but I suppose we shan't.
After Waking Up, Reading The Life Hacks That Are Being Shared I Genuinely Wish I Could Stab Someone.
Never mention being hungry around Dirk, he will pelt you with beef jerky.
singularity (my asshole son) jus threw up on my succulents after trynna eat one of em
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Dumbledøre˚.⭒
When he fondles my spheres call that pondering my orbs. send chitt. #nsfw (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
who esle touchigin themselfs rn no jsut me sighs runs away and crys #nsfw
quiet. t/)/) quiet. s/)mething bad is ab/)ut t/) happen.
H34D FUZZY NOW. #SUBST4NC3S
Ooh, I love this monkey's paw. One of its fingers just curled but that likely only means good things.
help where am i:( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1513956646085197844/Untitled96_20260609122220.jpg?ex=6a299d80&is=6a284c00&hm=b37f8d3a7cc8aa4bce3ad10c64129a4ecf8c1688ae23faa3512ed47e88fad34b&
i miss my wife by which i mean my ex #imissmywife
:33 < i wanna fight someone. :33 < someone come fight me
RE: Previous chitt. This is exactly what I fucking meant.
Never th0ught id have a fucking cr0c0dile try t0 sexually pressure me #nsfw #nsfwe
Keep that white haired father-figure away from me before I embarrass us all.
S9mething seems different a69ut the site...
YES. BuT uNDERSTAND YOu ARE GAMBLING. AND PLAYING A VERY DANEROuS GAME. YOuR KARMA MAY BE NEuTRAL. BuT THAT MEANS YOu WILL FEEL THE IMMEDIATE IMPACT OF ANY MISDEEDS. WITHOuT GOOD ACTS TO COuNTERACT THEM. YOuR SOuL IS A NEEDLE DIPPING BELOW THE SuRFACE. CONSTANTLY. THAT SHIT FuCKS YOu OVER BIG TIME. OR IT CAN.
font §henanigan§ again? or am i going in§ane.
=oXO oh the new font _is_ weird'''' ough =oXO
man i opened the site and now the fonts different what the hell
im moreso just tired of them running every test in the fuckin book on me. especially since they already know what the issue is. if i have to set up another appointment i might puke.
i have to go get an ultrasound on my heart tomorrow. i do not wanna.
not zazzerfraud..... #smh
:33< long story calmasis :33< short fursion is a katkat wound meow up and nyat even in a <3< way just sorta pissed meow off
(⊱♓︎⊰) i don't need relationships unless they're permitted :)
I'm so nervous.
i just cried soooo friggen hard lmao
i can think 0f s0mewhere else y0u can find a little g0ld eheheh.
…EUGH. ATE SOME CANDY FROM A WEIRD MYSTERIOUS PERSON, LONG STORY I DON’T THINK I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND, AND NOW MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME. FEELS LIKE I WAS HAVING…NIGHTMARES? CAN’T REALLY REMEMBER, ALL JUST FUZZY AND GREEN. EUGH. WHATEVER.
i†'s crazy how much people ac†ually fucking suck here. like genuinely consider dying.
maybe i should just liek turn straihgt or smth lol ugh #substance
:33 < Equius is saying some weird shit..
:33 < Awe.. i wish i had a matesprit :(
i still have no friggin idea where gandalf is
i havent even fuckin posted yet but jake was blowin up my fuckin phone WTF is goin on @golgothasTerror#1984
iT'S OUTSIDE,
I Am Deeply Infatuated With Rose Lalonde Happy Pride
You give an any/all some peace and quiet during one of their reoccurring recluscations (Where have I seen that before, I wonder,) and they come back with a vaguechitt hot off the presses. C'est la vie. #specificchittr #specificcheeting
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >wh0 w/\nt m≡
i am startin 2 freak out #mentalhealth?
Morning! First time in a good few days ive actually had the time to sit down and play on my phone hahah. Hope everyones been doing well. Ive been terribly busy myself. :(
mljuuuhh bluuhh im boredddddddddddddddd
dont wvorry about that either, trust me blondie. you... are still a blondie, right?
all i vwanted to do vwas vwatch romeo and juliet but the super bitchin wvintage system i got for all film vwatchin shenanigans has decided to cull itself and nowv im left vwithout the best iteration of mercutio blessin my screen
It's Pride month, and my ghost lover is offline, and I don't see any freaky les8ians. I'm going to CULL myself!!!!!!!! #NotReally
woof... all this running is making me sleepy
PLAYTHINGS.
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If you happen to find yourself within my gaze, know that you are no more important than a blade of grass in my vast meadow. This is not meant as an insult. A blade of grass is still a thing of purpose. It bends, it drinks, it grows exactly as far as its conditions allow. It contributes its green insistence to a much larger image. This image is of a scope you will never comprehend. Yet, I would be remiss to say that the picture would be complete without you. You have each, in your own charming and fundamentally limited way, provided a point of color. A tremor in the field. A rustle worth noting. Some of you have responded to my attention with panic, others with flattery. Please understand that being followed on Chittr.ing does not equate to a summons, a judgement, or an invitation to importance. It exists solely as a reminder to you that, for the briefest of moments, you are visible. I invite you to enjoy this distinction as calmly as possible.
GENDER: IT CAN BE CREATED…… AND DESTROYED.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Tr/\g!《 .
How do tell her that you think she is very cute and sweet and love her however you will not let her stack doughnuts on it. #nsfw
I hAvE tInnItUs nOw :(
I switch to light mode and I don't know how to feel about it.
Why didn't I think about that. Lemme just summon my ghost kitchen and make up some ghost muffins and wait a ghost half hour for them to bake.
He's making muffins and I can't have any. :(
Xkay sx... I heard sxmething crack... And therefxre am incapable xf sleeping... (Reasxn: What if there is an intruder!!!)
H4ppy Pr1d3 M0n7h 70 3v3ry0n3 8u7 35p3c14lly 7h3 cl0wn5˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
... I stand corrected... They/Them Troll pussy WILL have you contemplating prior life choices in a manner unsafe for longterm mental health #nsfw - [END TRANSMISSION] ﴾⦵﴿
II am goiing two lo2e iit, thii2 ii2 why II don't liike playiing gamre2 whiich requiire a trollo2oft account, the fucker2 took over trollcraft (the block game) and they can't even keep theiir authentiicatiion 2erver2 up?! iit'2 fuckiing pathetiic, bunch of lo2er2, ii mean why even 2ell a game iif all of a 2udden iit goe2 poof becau2e the 2erver2 at theiir end 2hiit the bed, you 2hould at lea2t be able two connect two 2erver2 u2iing a cached 2y2tem when the auth 2erver2 are down, II mean thii2 ii2 a2 fuckiing ba2iic a2 iit get2.
if you shine a light at your food, you can SOMETIMES TELL that they replaced the sugar with WHITE DYED SAND
⪩ Full ⌖f s⌖up. There w𓉸s g⌖⸸ng t⌖ be 𓉸 cute p⸸cture but ⸸t w⌖n't fuck⸸ng p⌖st s⌖. N⌖ cute p⸸cture f⌖r y⌖u. ⪨
No.
Taking poison damage again. -1
1f 1 cu7 my h41r 7h0u9h, 1’d ju57 l00k l1k3 50llux 8L3H˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
and now theres a pair of those hating only dudes. is this that mitosis thing?
I Think I Got Tricked Again Or Not I Dont Know
wh꥟ever made t꥟day's w꥟rdle i beg ꥟f y꥟u t꥟ c꥟nsider ending it all.
imagine getting cheated on that would suck
Love life is more dead than my my chances or her taking me back.
ran out of wizards 2 post #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad11ada90054.jpg
❀࿐ hello chittr, it's been awwhile as i havve been busy getting much needed beauty sleep and self care, wwhich consisted of wwatching sad romantic showws and movvies wwith a tub of ice cream but.. i'd rather not talk about that part, i do hope evveryone has been doing alright though in my absence.
やれやれだぜ、画面閉じて、さっさと寝よ。一番マシ。
call me boo boo the way ive done nothing but make a fool of myself fucking honk or whatever Bo(
i feel that familiar longing again, the ssame feeling i felt with eridan that i didn’t know would hurt me in the future. i don’t want to be sso annoyingly attached again… i don’t want to consstantly ache to feel connection again…
海苔をバリバリ貪ってれば、現実の辛さなんてどこかへ飛んでいくの。0u0
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! purrom!sSed hole and paws Sso here mew all go! Hope you enjoy~ ;3c ꠹
yep https://i.postimg.cc/LXqKFzyM/image.png
got tlld i look liek a walnkin personloty disorder 2day
SEE THIS IS THE SHIT I LIKE TO SEE. NO NONSENSE, ONE WORD REPLY. CONVEYS ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT TO SAY SO SUCCINCTLY THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET AGGRAVATED THAT THERE WAS A PING. EVERYONE TAKE CUES FROM THIS WEIRD WIZARD FREAK.
i'M NOT WORRIED, aBOUT THAT, rEALLY AT ALL, aCTUALLY,
>> Neverm¡nd There waડ a #BadTexture ¡n the ડpaghett¡oડ ¡tડ beyond ru¡ned now.
▲woke up to the sound of girls getting sucked off this retreat was a great idea▼ #nsfw
...... HIMERO YOU WEREN'T FOLLOWING ME THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
>> ¡ don't have any ડoup ¡n my h¡ve
Was I not horny enough. Is that why. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb5b91ccca7.jpg
stupid fuckin asshole mogging me man what the hell fuckign dumb stupid fhfhffhjghhh THIS IS STUPID
Eyes…. Stay open….
Whats Aura Farm Supposed To Mean
I'm already fretting on what I'm meant to 8e posting here... I'm really not sure!
BITCH DID YOU JUST PITY ME #vagueposting
can i say this novw that it aint during an hour? wvho wvants to wvear a vwiolet collar for me? #nsfvw
im sure glad my plushies arent sentient theyd b so effin traumatized by the shit i had them witness #suggestive
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/NGSXTNJL/IMAGE.PNG THANK YOU. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. MY NEW FAVORITE CLOWN. (DUE TO DISQUALIFICATION. OF THE PREVIOUS SHITHEAD.) FOR MAKING THIS HIVE. INTO A HOME. #HIVEIMPROVEMENT #HIVEDESTRUCTION #HIVEGORE. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST BITCH BOY. COME GET YOUR WORKSLOP. I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU TO CLEAN. ON PRONGS AND STEMJOINTS.
anyboddy lose a dawg bc its mine now soz #notsoz
cAN'T SLEEP }:(
Be honest. Would you all judge me if I said I redownloaded Troll Tinder 😬 ❣︎
fuckkkk i have w*rk in the m*rning n******
WHY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME WHEN I COULD JUST JACK OFF WHILE READING SMUT BOOKS. #NSFW
Wow I Think That I Hate Myself.
There's an overflow of Jakes and Dirks this morning. Interesting.
I d0nt 0u0 en0ugh
i got some shit i wanna post. BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED AT LEAST ONE MEGIDO TO UP AND SIGN OFF ON IT.
All of the multiversal baloney a dude can stomach in a fried meat sandwich and still no one can fix me with a copy of avatar 4. Its like once the third one hit it all trickled up shits stream and everyone was left without a paddle. And no boat. Because there was nothing. Ill never know what became of neytiri and her inner struggles.
I am so+rry to+ the emo+ties... Yo+u all lo+o+k like yo+u are sickly and have jaundice, and it is very distressing. :( I was to+ld they live in my call brick and that makes me sad, why can't we take them to+ a mediculler? They are ailing with jaundice.
Ok can we cool the jets on calling me a little bit of a fuggler. Not only is it hurting my feelings something awful but im looking down the mugs of the folks posting this slanderous bullhockey and thinking sheesh! I might not be easy on the eyes but youre like fricken sandpaper contacts. Roughing my peepers straight up. Yikers. :(
Interacting with people on here is a bit scary sometimes.
for some of us biting our tastestub is an in<onvenien<e but some of you out there are losin that thang if you <homp <arelessly #flatteethwin #gore
#AskJane -- Question: doo you ship #DIRKJAKE or #JAKEDIRK ftw -- Answer: I have never in my life voluntarily contemplated the arrangement of this particular entanglement. It is ALWAYS being presented to me, in equal proportion of appeal to, say, the anus of a housecat attempting to identify itself. YES, I RECOGNIZE YOU. Yes, I am sure this is something you are excited to offer for my perusal, but good gravy, get that tushy out of my face!!! ... That being said. Here's the poll, I guess. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://forms.gle/ypsj9r2BhnLdaGVK9
#teameridan
{ ...ghheeuuhg heey guuys ii foorgoot ii haad aan aaccoouunt eehgee.... whaats uup... }
(✩ ์ ᴗ ์✩) Hey, I know you! You're the big bad guy! Hi! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7df8f6d5b52.png
ill be back ill alvways be back its cold in here help ill get you for this @tipsygnostalgic#2248 vwell probably not actually #body-horror
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
AS IF TODAY WASN'T ROTTEN ENOUGH. I WISH THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD JUST GO TO HELL!!!
-- terminallyCapricious' [TC] palmhusk has melted! --
It seems none of you have very good taste.
imagiNe KicKiNg youR Kismesis out of the hive Because you got upset afteR 10,002 gRuBs stoГe youR paГmhusK aNd theN cRyiNg foR him to come BacK. dRamatic much xDDDD
WHY DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES “GOLD”? THEY AREN’T GOLD. THEY AREN’T EVEN YELLOW. THEIR BLOOD IS A SHITTY, SWAMPY, UGLY COLOR.
Wizardposting. That was always Redspot's thing. Thus I will not be engaging.
All I have found myself doing for the last several nights in a row has been sitting here scrawling thoughts on paper, listening to Lumière from the Clair Obscur Expedition 33 original soundtrack. I could never sit down and play the actual game, but this song? Good lord, if music had lips I would wear its lipstick like a victor's sash.
Ƹ 🌂 > Ugh. This is so annoying. The Dark One is irritated. Ʒ
MAN.
R3M3MB3R TO S4LUT3 TH3 TROOPS!! 4ND BY TROOPS 1 M34N M41DS W3’R3 FUCK1NG T1R3D GUYS W3’R3 SO T1R3D
accidnetaly clicked on ghe most loathed tab and got jumpscared by tht fuckign BIRD AGAIN
i just lost 1600 boonbucks #TheCasino #AlphaBoat
OFTENTIMES I FACE THE HATERS. AND THE LOSERS. AND THE CRITICS. WHO ARE CLAMORING TO ASK. MARA SAMA. WHY DO YOU KEEP COLLECTING #AMPORAS. ESPECIALLY THE ALTERNIAN ONES. WHAT IS THE APPEAL. HAVE YOU EVER MET A TROLL. SO GOOD AT BEING A TROLL. THAT YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM UP AS A SHINING EXAMPLE. OF A JOB WELL DONE. PRINT HIM OUT. ATTACH HIM TO YOUR RESUME. WITH HIS KILL COUNT AT THE TOP. CIRCLED IN HIGHLIGHTER. THAT'S EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE LITTLE SCHOOLHIVE SLAUGHTERERS TO ME. EVERYTHING I'M DOING TO ALTERNIA. AMOUNTED TO THAT. HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY HEROIC EFFORTS. FINALLY PAYING OFF. AND THEY DON'T #PAY ME. SO I HAVE TO TAKE #PRIDE IN A #JOBWELLDONE. #NSFW
prolly shouldnt drink if im sick but holy fuck #substance
1M 1N H3444444TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT #SUGG3ST1V3 #NSFW ??
Spent an hour getting lectured by a cholerbear, and somehow Tyzias calls *my* lusus a piece of work. I’m not going into the office tomorrow or I’ll explode.
▲I fucking swear that mother grub is laughing at me, what a bitch▼
sometimes i plan on bullying ppl but then i stop myself bc i actually quite like their honest and genuine nature
I wish i could get a bite of #mynuts before #ourboat. :(
second post in a while yoU’ve hated, captain. i’m afraid i mUst disappoint yoU and reveal i’m not interested in yoU in that way ~_u
CALMASIS WAS VAGUE CHITTIN ABT ME #ImTiresome #Yusssss #BestDayEVER
((Sorry for all the health jokes lately im kinda projecting because holy fuck my body has been really fucked up lately lol))
smash
ᐖ THE PEEPL R ALL PITYING MY PITYING IS HAWT POAST ANᐖ I ᑈAN ONLY ASSUME THIS MEANZ EVERYBOᐖY IS LONGING 4 A RIᐖE ON ᐖA ᑈLAIRE TRAIN ᐛ
♯most of you are ♯cooked ♯btw
the glue factory called. they said they want their produce back. #vagueposting
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late night chittr is like a psych ward without staff
私の文化には、ある古いことわざがあります：「猿も木から落ちる。」つまり、専門家でさえ間違いを犯したり、確信が持てなくなったりすることがあるということだ。ただ、私なりの解釈があるんだけど：「ヤリマンも精液を吐き出す。」個人的には、後者の方が励みになると思う。
<body> ** just learned about the human meme "would you still love me if i was a worm?" lowkey offensive as fuck. </body>
☆ Ughhh, I’m, like, dealing with bloodlust right now, but I have no outlet for it~ Is it so hard to find someone willing to, like, let me hunt them for sport~?☆
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
rEALIZING THAT THE, tIME i WAS COMBINED WITH vRISKA, eVEN FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT WAS, aCTUALLY PRETTY FORMATIVE, hUH,
i shake like chuihaha chiuhaha? how do you spell the name of that neurotic little dog? anyways i shake like those things a LOT its not really fun
To the gentleman whom I saw take a tumble this morning, I hope you are okay and that the beverage you spilled was not scalding.
I want Wendy's...
V^ Back hurt. Headache. What fucking next? St0machache? Fuck that. ^V
One should exercise extreme discretion regarding unsolicited gifts from unknown sources. It is wise to remem8er the cautionary nature of the 'Monkey’s Paw', 8enevolence is rarely the primary motive of a stranger, let alone the white ink dou8lespeak.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY ON YOUR BREAK, KARKAT?" TOLD PEOPLE THEIR GRILLED CHEESE OPINIONS SUCKED, AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE SEVERAL PEOPLE TO CHILIS ON MY SHITTY JANITOR PAYCHECK. THANK FUCK CHILIS ISN'T HORRENDOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
youd think grown ass man wouldnt get a tummy ache no more but here i am #aching my #tummy bro whaddahell
i cannt wait. to be a useless piece of shit all day. annd collect all these beetles.
I'm in a weird rut. Usually I have at least so+meo+ne in my quadrents but as o+f right no+w I'm single in mo+st regards. Pro+ject best to+ take it in stride fo+r no+w. I'll enter a new relatio+nship when it co+mes to+ me I suppo+se.
sHOULD i TRY, sAYING HI, tO HER? i MEAN, iF SHE'S HANGRY, tHEN THAT'S NO GOOD BUT ALSO, i AM A LITTLE AFRAID MY HEAD, mIGHT EXPLODE,
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♡♡|GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! MAY LOVE FIND YOU!!|♡♡
>:D --> hI guyS ! i'M neW herE sO pleasE bE nicE :P
…Hm. Something new. How unusual.
OK.. I THINK, I THINK IVE FINALLY GOTTEN RID OF ALL THE MELONS THROWN AT MY WINDOW, THE FUCKING MELON PLAGUE HAS ENDED.
SEA-HORSLE 🟩🟩🟩-🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 first try
B33 < oh appurrently its slime time B33 < clawngrats chittr
SOMETIMES I WISH I KNEW HOW TO PICK UP ON SOCIAL QUEUES BUT ALAS MY LACK OF SOCIALIZATION HAS LED TO ME BEING STUNTED WHEN IT COMES TO MY SOCIAL SKILLS.
,,sometimes im really happy i get to sleep soon,,
:33< uhhh im kitty?
proof that chittr has always just been some goop all along