♦ pitied by @complacentDisciple
I'm already fretting on what I'm meant to 8e posting here... I'm really not sure!
BITCH DID YOU JUST PITY ME #vagueposting
can i say this novw that it aint during an hour? wvho wvants to wvear a vwiolet collar for me? #nsfvw
im sure glad my plushies arent sentient theyd b so effin traumatized by the shit i had them witness #suggestive
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/NGSXTNJL/IMAGE.PNG THANK YOU. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. MY NEW FAVORITE CLOWN. (DUE TO DISQUALIFICATION. OF THE PREVIOUS SHITHEAD.) FOR MAKING THIS HIVE. INTO A HOME. #HIVEIMPROVEMENT #HIVEDESTRUCTION #HIVEGORE. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST BITCH BOY. COME GET YOUR WORKSLOP. I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU TO CLEAN. ON PRONGS AND STEMJOINTS.
anyboddy lose a dawg bc its mine now soz #notsoz
cAN'T SLEEP }:(
Be honest. Would you all judge me if I said I redownloaded Troll Tinder 😬 ❣︎
WHY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME WHEN I COULD JUST JACK OFF WHILE READING SMUT BOOKS. #NSFW
Wow I Think That I Hate Myself.
There's an overflow of Jakes and Dirks this morning. Interesting.
I d0nt 0u0 en0ugh
i got some shit i wanna post. BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED AT LEAST ONE MEGIDO TO UP AND SIGN OFF ON IT.
All of the multiversal baloney a dude can stomach in a fried meat sandwich and still no one can fix me with a copy of avatar 4. Its like once the third one hit it all trickled up shits stream and everyone was left without a paddle. And no boat. Because there was nothing. Ill never know what became of neytiri and her inner struggles.
I am so+rry to+ the emo+ties... Yo+u all lo+o+k like yo+u are sickly and have jaundice, and it is very distressing. :( I was to+ld they live in my call brick and that makes me sad, why can't we take them to+ a mediculler? They are ailing with jaundice.
Ok can we cool the jets on calling me a little bit of a fuggler. Not only is it hurting my feelings something awful but im looking down the mugs of the folks posting this slanderous bullhockey and thinking sheesh! I might not be easy on the eyes but youre like fricken sandpaper contacts. Roughing my peepers straight up. Yikers. :(
Interacting with people on here is a bit scary sometimes.
for some of us biting our tastestub is an in<onvenien<e but some of you out there are losin that thang if you <homp <arelessly #flatteethwin #gore
#AskJane -- Question: doo you ship #DIRKJAKE or #JAKEDIRK ftw -- Answer: I have never in my life voluntarily contemplated the arrangement of this particular entanglement. It is ALWAYS being presented to me, in equal proportion of appeal to, say, the anus of a housecat attempting to identify itself. YES, I RECOGNIZE YOU. Yes, I am sure this is something you are excited to offer for my perusal, but good gravy, get that tushy out of my face!!! ... That being said. Here's the poll, I guess. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://forms.gle/ypsj9r2BhnLdaGVK9
#teameridan
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(✩ ์ ᴗ ์✩) Hey, I know you! You're the big bad guy! Hi! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7df8f6d5b52.png
ill be back ill alvways be back its cold in here help ill get you for this @tipsygnostalgic#2248 vwell probably not actually #body-horror
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
AS IF TODAY WASN'T ROTTEN ENOUGH. I WISH THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD JUST GO TO HELL!!!
-- terminallyCapricious' [TC] palmhusk has melted! --
It seems none of you have very good taste.
imagiNe KicKiNg youR Kismesis out of the hive Because you got upset afteR 10,002 gRuBs stoГe youR paГmhusK aNd theN cRyiNg foR him to come BacK. dRamatic much xDDDD
WHY DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES “GOLD”? THEY AREN’T GOLD. THEY AREN’T EVEN YELLOW. THEIR BLOOD IS A SHITTY, SWAMPY, UGLY COLOR.
Wizardposting. That was always Redspot's thing. Thus I will not be engaging.
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All I have found myself doing for the last several nights in a row has been sitting here scrawling thoughts on paper, listening to Lumière from the Clair Obscur Expedition 33 original soundtrack. I could never sit down and play the actual game, but this song? Good lord, if music had lips I would wear its lipstick like a victor's sash.
Ƹ 🌂 > Ugh. This is so annoying. The Dark One is irritated. Ʒ
MAN.
R3M3MB3R TO S4LUT3 TH3 TROOPS!! 4ND BY TROOPS 1 M34N M41DS W3’R3 FUCK1NG T1R3D GUYS W3’R3 SO T1R3D
accidnetaly clicked on ghe most loathed tab and got jumpscared by tht fuckign BIRD AGAIN
i just lost 1600 boonbucks #TheCasino #AlphaBoat
OFTENTIMES I FACE THE HATERS. AND THE LOSERS. AND THE CRITICS. WHO ARE CLAMORING TO ASK. MARA SAMA. WHY DO YOU KEEP COLLECTING #AMPORAS. ESPECIALLY THE ALTERNIAN ONES. WHAT IS THE APPEAL. HAVE YOU EVER MET A TROLL. SO GOOD AT BEING A TROLL. THAT YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM UP AS A SHINING EXAMPLE. OF A JOB WELL DONE. PRINT HIM OUT. ATTACH HIM TO YOUR RESUME. WITH HIS KILL COUNT AT THE TOP. CIRCLED IN HIGHLIGHTER. THAT'S EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE LITTLE SCHOOLHIVE SLAUGHTERERS TO ME. EVERYTHING I'M DOING TO ALTERNIA. AMOUNTED TO THAT. HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY HEROIC EFFORTS. FINALLY PAYING OFF. AND THEY DON'T #PAY ME. SO I HAVE TO TAKE #PRIDE IN A #JOBWELLDONE. #NSFW
prolly shouldnt drink if im sick but holy fuck #substance
1M 1N H3444444TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT #SUGG3ST1V3 #NSFW ??
Spent an hour getting lectured by a cholerbear, and somehow Tyzias calls *my* lusus a piece of work. I’m not going into the office tomorrow or I’ll explode.
▲I fucking swear that mother grub is laughing at me, what a bitch▼
sometimes i plan on bullying ppl but then i stop myself bc i actually quite like their honest and genuine nature
I wish i could get a bite of #mynuts before #ourboat. :(
second post in a while yoU’ve hated, captain. i’m afraid i mUst disappoint yoU and reveal i’m not interested in yoU in that way ~_u
CALMASIS WAS VAGUE CHITTIN ABT ME #ImTiresome #Yusssss #BestDayEVER
((Sorry for all the health jokes lately im kinda projecting because holy fuck my body has been really fucked up lately lol))
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ᐖ THE PEEPL R ALL PITYING MY PITYING IS HAWT POAST ANᐖ I ᑈAN ONLY ASSUME THIS MEANZ EVERYBOᐖY IS LONGING 4 A RIᐖE ON ᐖA ᑈLAIRE TRAIN ᐛ
i shØuld have dØne mØre than cØncuss him.
♯most of you are ♯cooked ♯btw
the glue factory called. they said they want their produce back. #vagueposting
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late night chittr is like a psych ward without staff
私の文化には、ある古いことわざがあります：「猿も木から落ちる。」つまり、専門家でさえ間違いを犯したり、確信が持てなくなったりすることがあるということだ。ただ、私なりの解釈があるんだけど：「ヤリマンも精液を吐き出す。」個人的には、後者の方が励みになると思う。
<body> ** just learned about the human meme "would you still love me if i was a worm?" lowkey offensive as fuck. </body>
☆ Ughhh, I’m, like, dealing with bloodlust right now, but I have no outlet for it~ Is it so hard to find someone willing to, like, let me hunt them for sport~?☆
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
rEALIZING THAT THE, tIME i WAS COMBINED WITH vRISKA, eVEN FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT WAS, aCTUALLY PRETTY FORMATIVE, hUH,
i shake like chuihaha chiuhaha? how do you spell the name of that neurotic little dog? anyways i shake like those things a LOT its not really fun
To the gentleman whom I saw take a tumble this morning, I hope you are okay and that the beverage you spilled was not scalding.
I want Wendy's...
V^ Back hurt. Headache. What fucking next? St0machache? Fuck that. ^V
One should exercise extreme discretion regarding unsolicited gifts from unknown sources. It is wise to remem8er the cautionary nature of the 'Monkey’s Paw', 8enevolence is rarely the primary motive of a stranger, let alone the white ink dou8lespeak.
Oh dear. Something about this mysterious fe\\ow that just fo\\owed me is setting off my instincts. I’m feeling particularly pleased to be a Void player right now… ♡☆♡
"WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY ON YOUR BREAK, KARKAT?" TOLD PEOPLE THEIR GRILLED CHEESE OPINIONS SUCKED, AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE SEVERAL PEOPLE TO CHILIS ON MY SHITTY JANITOR PAYCHECK. THANK FUCK CHILIS ISN'T HORRENDOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
youd think grown ass man wouldnt get a tummy ache no more but here i am #aching my #tummy bro whaddahell
i cannt wait. to be a useless piece of shit all day. annd collect all these beetles.
I'm in a weird rut. Usually I have at least so+meo+ne in my quadrents but as o+f right no+w I'm single in mo+st regards. Pro+ject best to+ take it in stride fo+r no+w. I'll enter a new relatio+nship when it co+mes to+ me I suppo+se.
sHOULD i TRY, sAYING HI, tO HER? i MEAN, iF SHE'S HANGRY, tHEN THAT'S NO GOOD BUT ALSO, i AM A LITTLE AFRAID MY HEAD, mIGHT EXPLODE,
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♡♡|GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! MAY LOVE FIND YOU!!|♡♡
>:D --> hI guyS ! i'M neW herE sO pleasE bE nicE :P
…Hm. Something new. How unusual.
OK.. I THINK, I THINK IVE FINALLY GOTTEN RID OF ALL THE MELONS THROWN AT MY WINDOW, THE FUCKING MELON PLAGUE HAS ENDED.
SEA-HORSLE 🟩🟩🟩-🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 first try
B33 < oh appurrently its slime time B33 < clawngrats chittr
SOMETIMES I WISH I KNEW HOW TO PICK UP ON SOCIAL QUEUES BUT ALAS MY LACK OF SOCIALIZATION HAS LED TO ME BEING STUNTED WHEN IT COMES TO MY SOCIAL SKILLS.
,,sometimes im really happy i get to sleep soon,,
:33< uhhh im kitty?
proof that chittr has always just been some goop all along