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Shubmit hot takesh, shneak dishshesh, rishky vagueposhtsh, and other shuch thingsh via private meshshagesh OR the pinned Goregle Form. Let looshe all your cull-worthy opinionsh here.

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Shtopping there for tonight. Remember that all shubmishshionsh will be poshted eventually, no matter when they are forwarded. A hefty shupply for tomorrow would be appreciated. To shubmit a confeshshion, check the bio/pinned chitt.

Confeshshion 15: "IM UH... FLUSHED FOR JEFF THE CULLER" Thoughtsh? #creepypasta #flushed #hearts #crush

Kult: +25
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Ratio: 1.67

What. #what

Shubmishshions are alwaysh welcome. Check the bio/pinned chitt to shee how to shubmit one.

Confeshshion 14: "My hates are a form of loving endearment. Jubilant, and a euphoric resonance with the very fabric of this entire website." Thoughtsh? #hate #haters #hateposting #hatereacting

Kult: +5
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Ratio: 1.00

Shidenote: More shubmishshionsh would be appreciated. Shooner rather than later.

Confeshshion 13: "Not to say any names, but I saw some seadwellers at #EridanWeek participating in some taboo activities...." Thoughtsh? #seadwellers #eridanweek #suspicious

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Confeshshion 12: "i'm at marvus' concert rn. this guy's music is genuinely unlistenable this has to be an industry plant" Thoughtsh? #badopinions #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek #music

Kult: +25
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Ratio: 2.08

for fucking real!!!

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Confeshshion 11: "my movie isnt coming out june 15 next year i dont know when its coming out and i havent even started directing #broke" Thoughtsh? #movies #director #deadlines #hurrytfup

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Total: 5

It'sh that time of the night. It ish time to reshume poshting confeshshionsh. Additionally, with the coming of #eridanweek, shubmishshions relating to it and eventsh happening there are very much welcome. There'sh no shuch thing ash too big of a backlog.

Shtopping at 10 for tonight. Make shure to shend in more confeshshionsh for tomorrow. Everything getsh poshted eventually.

Kult: +10
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Confeshshion 10: "got too close to someone and now the more i think about it the more i realise i might be in love with him i cant get him out of my head" Thoughtsh? #yearning #quadrants #flushed #oopsies

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Ratio: 1.60

kill him.

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LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING! NOTHING TO BE SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT. I THINK THIS ANONYMOUS POSTER SHOULD POST THIS ON THEIR PRIMARY ACCOUNT AND PIN IT TO THEIR PAGE SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT THEY ARE EXPERIENCING THE WONDERS OF EMOTION! POST REPLY.

Confeshshion 9: "@aeneasCaldarium is like, a total sexpot, me and evwery one of my gal friends cant get enough of him" Thoughtsh? #nsfw #liar #lying #nottrue #falsehood #deception #dishonesty

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Total: 81
Ratio: 1.31

<3-Anyone-want-to-bet-on-if-he-sent-this-in-himself?

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oh vwowv youre too kind stranger

I want him biblically.

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Are we sure he didn't send that in?

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girl help im crine ;-;

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Confeshshion 8: "I'M BEGINNING TO REALIZE THERE ARE HUMANS ON THIS PLATFORM, AND AM GROWING INCREASINGLY BEFUDDLED. IS THIS NOT AN UNDERNET EXCLUSIVE SITE? UNRELATED, HOW MIGHT ONE GO ABOUT CAPTURING ONE OF THESE HUMANS WHEN THE ONLY KNOWN INFORMATION ABOUT THEM IS THEIR PROFILE?" Thoughtsh? #humans #undernet #capturing #potentialculling

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50

Quick answer, you don't. lol

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so whos trying to capture some humans my curiosity is piqued

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Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Confeshshion 7: "I'm such an asshole. I'm flushed for my goddamned kismesis. Even when she's mean, she's nice. Fuck me." Thoughtsh? #quadrants #relationships

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Confeshshion 6: "birds arent even all that great" Thoughtsh?

Kult: +10
Kull: +35
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Ratio: 0.29

this is fucked up

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who the fuck would say this

Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?

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Ratio: 4.50

Keep him away from women I swear 2. The motherfucking messiahs

Confeshshion 4: "I'm happy that he's happy with him, and I'm glad I got her, but there are still days where I think about what could've been with him. Just. Why did he have to kiss me at that party man. It still weighs on me." Thoughtsh?

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Ratio: 1.45

KILLEM.

howv many confessions do you hawve in that backlog of yours?

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Never enough.

huh hovw vweird

Confeshshion 3: "I would do unspeakable things to @normalPuppet " Thoughtsh? #nsfw

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Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

I would, too.

Pardon?

Confeshshion 2: "Everyone should send photos of their PC builds to @tenebrousTranscendence " Thoughtsh?

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Ratio: 2.00

Everyone welcome confeshshion number one. "I don't believe in the Twin Messiahs" Thoughtsh?

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Ratio: 1.50

"= agree ="

Hello. It'sh time for everyone'sh favorite shocial media shtaple. Direct your ganderbulbsh to the new anonymoush confeshshions account. Shubmit whatever you deshire to the Goregle Form below, and there'sh a high chance it will be poshted here. Have fun. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScYNzNAytdKS8xgHgydFGXR0S4UDGs1zAwU6uhUrtqmaYbyfg/viewform?usp=dialog

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