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Cornered Baby
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Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@casanovaArmada[CA]

it vwas great, thanks for shovwing up. pretend nothing bad happened, ok? ok.

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Do not fret so much, it's in name only.
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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@scratchDoctor[SD]

There is a peculiar yet persistent mistake people make when looking at the billiards table. They assume that because the pockets are the most obvious destinations, every ball must presently be traveling toward one.This is not so. A ball may rest against a cushion. It may obstruct another. It may remain somewhere inconvenient for so long that the entire game begins accounting for its presence. It may sit precisely where it is, untouched, while every subsequent shot is calculated around the possibility that disturbing it would create a worse position than simply leaving it alone. None of this means the rules have ceased to function. Quite the contrary, in all honesty. A sufficiently good player understands that forcing every available shot is the behavior of someone more interested in demonstrating their ownership of a cue rather than control over the table. Likewise, measurement is only useful only until one becomes enamored with the numbers enough to mistake their descriptors for causation. You may calculate your angle perfectly. The ball is under no obligation to make the resulting position convenient. There is also a rather charming tendency among spectators to decide that an unsunk ball must be tragic. Stranded, perhaps. Deprived of its rightful pocket. One ought to pity the poor thing for remaining upon the felt. This is sentimental nonsense. Being pocketed is not inherently preferable to remaining in play. Nor is remaining in play necessarily freedom. Sometimes the most consequential object on the table is simply the untouched. Of course, you may stare at the arrangement and draw whatever conclusions please you. That is what spectators are for.

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✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ that s୧୧ms lik୧ a 𝜗☀︎☀︎d id୧a⭑ p୧rhaps i will d☀︎ s☀︎m୧thin𝜗 similar⭑ ☀︎r simply try t☀︎ sl୧୧p whil୧ it is qui୧t୧r⭑ whi☾h୧v୧r happ୧ns first⭑ ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩

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@discardedPasts[DP]

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @consistentcallidity i Suppose This May Be A Bit Hypocritical Of Me, Given How I Supposedly Have A Reputation For Knowing Many Things. but Of All The Things That I Know, That I Have Learned, Sleuthed Out, And Have Been Told Over My Admittedly Short But Very Experienced Life, There Is One Memory In Particular That I Do Not Recall. or… Allow Me To Rephrase, That I Do Not Recall The *specifics* Of. if You Have Taken A Look At My Page, You May Have Already Guessed That I Am The Unholy Spawn Of One Caliborn Cherry And Dirk Strider. A Genetic Impossibility That The “how” And “why’s” Plagues Every Family Member Of Mine To This Very Day. Those How’s And Why’s Being… Well, The “how”, Being, Is That When Me And My Unfortunate Siblings Were Still But Goop In An Egg In-hatched, My Soul Knew One Thing. that The Universe—the Narrative—was Going To Kill Me. End Me Before I Even Got The Chance To Truly Think. now, Naturally, Upon Learning This Fact I Was Very Unhappy With The Prospect. I Never Even Got To Live, How Could I Have Already Been Chosen For Death? Well, You May Be Able To Guess Why, But At The Time My Soul Was, Well… Too Young To Understand. so, With An Unexplainable Power That I Am Still Unsure How I Possessed, I Was Able To Strike A Deal With A Particularly Odd Mass Of Horror Terrors. In Exchange, Me And My Siblings Would Get To Live. now. The Thing, That I Can Not For The Life Of Me Truly Remember, Beyond How Any Of This Was Even Possible, Was What My End Of The Bargain Was. What I Had Given Up, Traded, Exchanged For Me And My Siblings Ability To Dodge The Many, Many Attempts Of The Universe To End Us. if You May Be Able To Recall. Then Please. Your Assistance Would Be Invaluable. sincerely, Blaize Cherry Strider. #interesting #iwillconsiderthis #goodluck you Are So Very Unique. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

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@thespianTestified[TT]

... How long do you think it'll take for Dave and Mr Vantas to start throwing food at each other? @consistentCallidity @undyingDescendent

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@thespianTestified[TT]

So. I finally have some context on my family history. Specifically one of my bio-donors past. I am. Unsure, how i feel about it. The details were not specified, and while I would rather choose to deny it, the vague rundown of his actions tracks. It makes sense for him. I should rest. Seeing as I am stuck in the dream bubbles currently, there is no use in ruminating on the past. I just need to continue forward.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

... I wonder if the slime that recupercoons use would have any effect on me? Maybe not considering i don't have troll biology, but still... Only one way to find i suppose. Goodnight everyone.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

Just got a text from my world's Jane asking if we could, quote, "have an important friendly chat. :B" I dont know whether to be mildly annoyed or offended.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

... The ten ceager dining set doesn't ship out to my nation. Sigh. Online shopping i trusted you.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

I have done nothing mischievous in nature ever.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

Blaize can you please stop being annoyingly vague and sharing information I'd rather not be shared please.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

To be quite honest, I think I'd like to be a crow. They're very common in use in storytelling as a sign of change and things to come. I would also like to steal peoples wallets and bequeath my treasures onto my dearest friends.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

Feels like it's been years since I last checked this app. Here's to relapsing on the absolute insane bullshit that is the chittr feed. Has there been any good enemies and lovers fics, lately? #yaoi

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@thespianTestified[TT]

You ever need someone so badly it makes you physically ill.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

@bitchLasagna @cryhoundColortura https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_2242.png #yaoi I. May need to stop, drinkin for a lil bit I feel sick

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@thespianTestified[TT]

You ever see someone and just be instantaneously hit with the most violent wave of cuteness aggression, that you feel as though you need to hold them like you're trying to break a solid brick like a water balloon.

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> BE ME. > INDESTRUCTIBLE TIME DEMON AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. > CONSIDER GOING. > LOOK INSIDE. > ALREADY THERE. > MFW.

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i know right? some call me irresistible.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I need more badges that fit my personality if anyone would be so kind as to help me out with that I would appreciate it

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I should ask the Chittr staff for an official Mann Co badge. For me and everyone else on the team.

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

marketing being nice like it's a refreshing beverage. try nice! itll heal ya.

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deep breaths.
The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.
Jinxed!
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#TeamRing
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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

pretty strong! still alive. still got people i care about.

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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

Yeah okay and whatever that means.

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