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《"WHY ARE YOU Ẓ̌O GOOD AT YOUR JOB" WHY IẒ̌ WATER WET. HA HA HA.》
i said it before and i'LL say it again. there will NEVER be another phutnr fucking guynax. if she makes a clone of me i will legit slime that shit out frame 1. even the robot pissed me off, man.
UNFORTUNATELY YEAH
if you think about it, the #new phuntr is actually just aodhan in a suit #truth
all i'M saying is it'S going to start getting really awkward when that person starts making out with the robot they made of me
are you in the cupe with your creator right now? can you self destruct?
do you think robo-guynax fucks with bruno mars like i do or what
pathetic
you'RE enough of me... rise up...
formerly evil phuntr guynax. kill yantra vidyav.
c< iM NOt selliNg yOu fucKers dasH juice, tHat sHit wOuld Kill Half Of yOu >c
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎blørbø blebus˚.⭒
guntr phuynax.
maybe evil phuntr will fuck you dude
fuck off
sylink what the fuck are you talking about
I am a prooud #phunt believer
Evil is only for the turbo virgins, folks.
Must be match made in hell then
Evil Phuntr is booring i'm beginning too believe this is really yoou behind the accoount just because yoou give ooff the same dull vibe
the woke left is starting to push their anti-#phunt rhetoric
you'RE laughing. my evil alternate self is on this website and one day we'LL have to fight to the death to truly determine which of has the right to live and you'RE laughing.
EVIL LILY HATES CORN!!! SHE HATES EVERYONE!!!!! SHE IS NOT A CUTE DOG GIRL BUT A EVIL CROC!!!!!
꒰is that why theres an evil phuntr around꒱
i have to say. this bit is getting pretty avant-garde
f'at's someone who is evil would say </3
∻Call y☢urself Big Chud∻
EVERYONE but the evil phuntr can know this SECRET of mine whisper whisper whiseprwhsiper whisper
You're Laughing. There Are Little Zombies In Your Palmhusk, And You're Laughing.
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!
I NEED COFFEE. GOOD THING i grow and brew my VERY OWN. free from any traces of the clown military. DID YOU KNOW THE CLOWN GOVERNMENT KNOWS HOW EVERY GRAIN OF MANUFACTURED COFFEE IS WEIGHTED?
:> I ^m the evil clone. Arty is just the ^nnoying one inste^d of the good one. There w^s never ^ good one. <:
...aw hell. it ain't aCCidental is it? i'm just a shameless darn flirt. >︵<
might even consider death... TO EVERYONE ELSE
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ...i have rea1ized h0w much inf0rmati0n i can gett. [END MESSAGE]
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙳𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 '𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜' 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚎𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎. [#𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽] [#𝙳𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙻𝙶𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁𝚂] Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
>>| perish please. .i want to have deep discussion with .original .one. not the .evil .one.
PLEASE die
yeah man.
are you going to ask me to make out with my evil self
let'S not get too excited.