Najm
@crackedTungsten
⋆｡°✩ Scientist / Car Enjoyer / Maid of Space / ᓚᘏᗢ ✮⋆˙
@gutsyGumshoe @starPower [The video starts with a hand over the camera lens. Slight shuffling and shifting last for a few seconds before the hand is moved away from the camera's line of sight. The video feed itself is from that of a front facing phone, held up by space-bound powers. Najm is sitting cross-legged, waving from the hood of her reflective blurple color-wrapped hobby car parked in the middle of a short-grass field. She's wearing jeans, red and green sneakers, simple black shortsleeve shirt (showing off her noticeably large biceps) with the Space aspect spiral on it, accessorized with red and green color matching charm bracelets and star earrings.] "Hi there to everyone in the Total Drama Island selection committee! My name is Najm, some people call me Naj, whatever works is fine honestly." "A little bit about me, uhhh. Well, I'm not from Earth-C, but that was made plain and obvious in my application lol. Maid of Space from another session across paradoxspace! Saw the chits about it and got curious honestly! I used to watch shows like Total Drama Island when I was younger and always wondered what it would be like to participate in an event like that! I don't super have much of a sob story going on, I'm just really curious about all this really! I remember reading on the application something about humans being a personality hire for this and, honestly that's fine with me lol. If this visa goes through, I'm there for a fun time not a long time." [A short cut to a few moments later is noticable from the sudden perspective change. Najm is now laying down completely on her back against the hood and windshield with her arms crossed, supporting the back of her head and one leg crossed over the other.] "Other than all that, my hobbies include drag racing, working on cars, machines, and personalizing tech. I'm a scientist by trade, but like to also indulge in weaving crafts like crochet, design stitching, embrodery, etc. I've been getting into learning about guns and shooting from my bestie, though my prefered weapons are shovels, guns are starting to get really fun to use! Let's see, what else. Erm, weight lifting, gymnastics. Cats! I love cats! Though I think trolls call them purrbeasts? Apt name for them honestly. ......I cant really think of much else right now honestly! Hope to meet you guys in person beyond chittr space! Bye!" [With a smile and another charm bracelet jingle-jangle wave, the video ends.]
NOT BAAAAAD AT ALL! I LIKE AN APPLICANT WHO KNOWS HOW TO SERVE THE CAMERA! SO LONG AS YOU AREN'T A "GODTIER", WHATEVER THAT IS (JANE JUST SAID THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED), WE'LL BE KEEPING AN EEEEEYE ON YOU!
Wasn’t super on purpose but hey I’ll take a compliment when I can! Follow-up question, if I were “an godtier” and I prommy’d not to use any powers would that be alright or….
Almost time to crack these bad boys out of storage and start making ice pops from fruit in the garden. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39d6687d790f.png
ugh ive got such a panache
oh no :( have you tried a Tylenol? … troll Tylenol? Trylenol? Fuck, wait, I need to google (goregle?) what’s the right term for this
Hey @achillesAnalogue do you wanna come with me to earth-c. Im looking to just go for the laughs if this total drama island thing works out but i do have space on the Other-Dimensional Visa Form (ODV-3) to add you if you want
bllaidds never heell. get bent.
Does this have multiple layers of meaning or am I just reading things wrong now
I just wanna make something clear. Something that I'm sure a handful of you Timebound assholes will nod at. The rest will tell me I'm wrong, but I'm not. Time travel fucking sucks.
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
Wow! The trolls on here ARE right, you ARE a freak. I feel like if I were to mention anything close to a union you'd burst into flames on the spot
Hey @gutsyGumshoe do I have to wait for other-dimensional visa (ODV-3) approval first before doing a video application for Total Drama Island or do I have to wait till after
"= #visalessinterdimensionaltravel #illegal what's up? :) ignore those tags but you should just go there. ="
Being mean or trying not to at least pretend to observe the rules is not nice. I'd prefer to be nice to ask first before breaking shit
Feel free to submit your application while your documents pend.
ough sorry i havent been on tonight the muses were GUIdING me to Paint the messiah in all her TENdER mercy so i COULdNT stoP @gutsyGumshoe httPs://i.imgur.com/AfCc2cw.Png
i ann in auue. genuinely breathtaking uuork... i have not seen art that has nnoved nne to nny core such as this in nnany a suueep. though i have not before understood the devotion uuith uuhich you vieuu this hunnan nnessiah, i begin to connprehend... the life that attends to her so uuillingly. the gentle snnile. a grub cherished and cradled...! i ann going to print out a copy of this and eat it in devoted bliss.
Can't lie, now I'm kinda curious what I smell like... but I can't really tell ngl, so I guess I'll have to skip out on that trend for now
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw
why didnt anyone tell me there was a wholle day dedicated to one of my fav hobbies?? happy #fishingfriday everyone! *attached is an image of Llevyn making a peace sign and a smug grin, Seeminglly on a boat. behind them is a llarge chain winch device, hanging above a llake. At the end of the chain is a gruesome, massive fish, with llong serrated teeth and bullging eyes, fixed on Llevyn. This thing must weigh at lleast 600 pounds.*
OH DAMN YALL GOT A FISHING DAY?
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Your vibes are off. That other guy may be right about the lying part
- Well, that other guy told mme I deserve to lick the carpet last night... so clearly, he is biased against mme. 🤣🥹
Go go gadget space croutons, idk