♦ pitied by @crackedTungsten
Penis Assassination on the timeline. Okay. #nsfw #ithink?
GOrgle how to respond to alien autocrat time sensitive
↘️moving forward, i have opted to suspend those who cannot censor↘️ ↗️OR CONTAIN THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO NEVER MENTION IT AT ALL↗️ ↘️their gratuitous use of sensational language.↘️ ↗️THOSE CAUGHT DEPLOYING QUADBAITING VERBIAGE OR OTHERWISE ENGAGING IN TOPICS FEATURING THE MORALLY CONTESTED NOTION OF↗️ ↘️un*onization↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️w*rkers r*ghts↘️ ↗️WILL BE BARRED FROM PERSONALLY INTERACTING WITH ME.↗️ ↘️severity will be assessed case by case.↘️
↘️please censor gratuitous use of cussing on my posts.↘️ ↗️FURTHER MENTIONS OF U*IONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED OR ACKNOWLEDGED.↗️
"theyre a victim of your whims, im not sure there is anything i can say to them that would purrevent this outcome" "but i can always get rid of your snack budget, since youve b33n having so much fun with easy purrey"
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
"= to be real. this is all too organised. they don't do that. where i am from. ="
Oh man, I gotta stop having eyes, there's. Posts.
Half the time I'm looking around on here like, goddamn, is half of troll #nsfw shit just Looney Tunes, half the time I'm genuinely concerned I'm about to see someone live-chit a murder. Don't. Tell me if that's already happened.
3833 < She was trying to eat ALL the butter!!! > 3833 < She had to be stopped!!! >
Bitches love me for my traumatic backstory. #iwillnotbeelaborating #iykyk
↘️casper cooper made up his backstreet for attention.↘️
↗️I HAVE MADE A SMALL, NEGLIGIBLE TYPING ERROR, CAUSED BY THE TREMBLING OF MY PRONGS.↗️
Don't bother with this one, he's so full of it all he can spew is bullshit
Because the juggalos won, man. The juggalos won.
Why's there always some kind of killer clown round y'alls neck of the stars?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw
Do trolls have gas station boner pills, and if so, are the side effects fucking crazy? #nsfw #trollnerpills?
Man, I should not have posted a song by The Antlers. Music spam is done, I gotta go stare out a window or something.
OH GET A GRIP. I don't bite. I am ALLOWED to show some interest in players from other sessions. I've only just recently conceptualized that communication with you jokers is even feasible. The magic of Chittr, I suppose!
I want to ask more questions about business trolls but I shan't, out of fear of being cancelled for xenophobia.
No, I meant pill. It's incel crap, and I keep seeing it. Feels like the bad old days scrolling shitty forums. :/
Who let the trolls learn about blackpill bullshit? Please don't tell me they actually invented that trash.
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You'd think a critter with hooves wouldn't be so versed in stealth.