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࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GODDDD. FOUR THE LASSSST TIIIIME!!!! I AM *NOT* A CHUCKLE CHASER!!!! }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ #anonhate #grumblrina #SOOOOnotcool #LIKEOKAYSTOPIT }˚₊⊹ ࣪
SHE IS RUINING MY MOTHERFUCKING TRIP TO TEXAS STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP YOURE A CRUEL WICKEd FOUL WENCHLY VAMP ANd YOUR NOOK STINKS AS HORRIdLY AS YOUR RANCId SOUL #IYKYK #OLEANAISOVERCELEBRATION -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Cuz I MAdE a dEAL with this !!!!!WITCH!!!!! that if I got to 10k kull i WOULd bury my PuPPet i FOUNd in the chilly SANdS but but but i haven't even gotten to show him to everyone after reaching 5k kult !it isn't fair! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
STAY AWAY dONT MAKE MY BURY MY LITTLE PUPPET BUddY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dONT MAKE ME PUT LITTLE MISTER BACK IN THE SANd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
@oleanderSuPernova GET OFF OF ME BACK OFF IM NOT BURYING HIM IM NOT dONT MAKE ME PLEASE -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i like their MELOdIES -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ughhh i wish
najm najm im sorries do u forgive me.....
AAAAA AAAAAA AAAA THE SUN THE HUMAN SUN AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA oh it actually dOESNT hurt that much AAA AAAAA AAAA AAA AAAAAAA #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
it is me ANd my Peen yos UNdERNEATH this giant stone structure... am too COLd ANd far too wet to move. PALINd PINNIP is going to... lie dOWN ANd hug his jerky... until the earth grows KINd. GOOd light all #texasPosting #soggyjerky #alone #wet #COLd #wetANdCOLd #wetANdCOLdANdalone #hallyPeenyo -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i fell in the river it WASHEd me uP somewhere new... too far from bucees.. #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
guh NEEd water... sPicy.... I am going. ... to FINd a river #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
AAAAAAaghhhdBB GGGGBUHHHHH GGHHHRRRdVHHLLLLLFGGGG #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have snuck out of the Mega Lo Mart by going through a dOOR that says emergency exit this is an emergency ANd i NEEdEd an exit BUT I FEAR IT WAS A TRAP BECAUSE AS SOON AS I OPENEd IT IT BEGAN MAKING A LOUd ALARMING SOUNd THAT CAUSEd ALL THE HUMANS INSIdE TO FOLLOW ME OUT I AM NOW UNdERNEATH SOMEONES OddLY CALM SCUTTLE BUGGY WHILE THEY dRIVE AWAY #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
WHY dId YOU LEAVE ME -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Projectiles are occuring -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
every time i walk uP to a human ANd say hi they scream ANd run away #whatdATmean #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
THEY ARE AIMING AT ME SERPENTINE SERPENTINE SERPENTINE THEY ARE MAKING ME dO A LITTLE JIG WHY IS THE ONLY SPECIBI HERE GUN KINd #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have OUTWITTEd the texans by HIdING in the in the aisle of one Mega Lo Mart they will never FINd Me here #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
࣪⊹₊˚{ geeeenuinelyyyy.... they literally ALWAYS say this }9_9{ + THEY LITERALLY NEVER MEAN IT }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ #whomeansit #cullquette #glubblogger #violethysteria }˚₊⊹ ࣪
wow. is that barak trollbama, president of earth c? (EDIT: and NOT the troll kingdom. does the troll king have an account on this site?) this site is a bigger deal than i thought. thank you for the like, kind president. it's so cool how you are like the final and arguably best president of the united states, but a troll.
I can only sigh so many times in one day before I run out of breath.
listen jane i kno thats #fakenews bc if i DID ever have a son id name him something normal like ness or jeff see ^^^^^ is 4 letters & EVERYTHING
chittr, i hardly know her! is that anything? hi, i am john. i played a game and it sucked so much ass that nobody has one anymore. i am seeing that this site is some kind of portal to the infinite parallel realities of paradox space, which is pretty crazy if you think about it. it's kind of similar to those little bubbles loaded with stream-of-consciousness gibberish that would pop up all over the place when we would go to sleep and hang out with dead people. does anybody remember that? shoot, i guess that some of you are currently experiencing that. sorry if you're dead and tired of hearing about those goofy bubble things. anyway, my friend/mom/nanna/fellow-god-of-earth @gutsyGumshoe basically demanded i make an account here or she would mercilessly beat me with an oversized spoon, so here i am. i will try to keep up with posting so long as i have the energy for it.
So we're just dropping sincere, unironic tildes now?
The sheer level of digital pollution across the dashboard is becoming an active biohazard. We're rapidly approaching the point of sirens going off and evacuation orders being sent out. It's not enough to exist as a collection of fractured, agonizingly self-aware iterations of the same dude across the matrix of P-Space. Apparently we all have to aggregate on the exact same meaningless website so that everyone can be made aware of how hard one man can autofellate.
Day one of absolute celibacy. #Suggestive #NSFW I guess? #CelibatePride #HappyPride #BetterThanYou
I have learned my lesson. Never make posts acknowledging the existence of anybody, or everyone else will slide in saying what about me.
That was not an open invite for people with unfortunate names to make themselves known to me. Your issues are your own.
Celibacy. I have simply been wounded too many times. #Celibate #CelibatePride #DryGirlSummer
That did hurt my head quite a bit. I'm going to rest now.
I have seen a whole heaping glob of discussion all centering the word "moe," what traits constitute the quality, and the social currency of displaying said traits! I would be remiss not to help explain the origin of the term. ... Moe Howard, as the de facto leader of the Three Stooges, acted out the role of charming semi-straight man. Whereas to his own companions he represented logic and authority, and vented his frustrations in the form of slapstick physical abuses, to the greater world at large his own intellectual shortcomings sat on full shining display! So to become "moe," as so many of you seem to have fixed yourselves on, all you need do is perform some level of beguiling self-assured stupidity for the platform audience at large. In practice, this could be done as simply as the confident explanation of a concept on which you have no grasp. I hope this has been educational for you all.
Thank you for pointing this out in public. It gives off a great impression of your ability to adhere to the various nondisclosure clauses. @technicallyTimaeus Here you go.
i could youre not heavvy
I've been asked by a potential-slash-possible future member of my own timeline if this is me, and I quote, "pre-crazy." ... What does that mean. What does this mean? @timaeusTestified#0414
I do not like the man I ended up being today.
Hybridized plant provided a euphoric experience with obvious result of impaired inhibition and cognition. Based on the current state of my head and the way my innards feel, further study will be required to actually ensure dosing is effective as a means of treatment rather than outright poisoning. Blood pressure has dropped back into normal levels, but with it comes the usual sluggishness following such ingestion. Further study required, probably a little less "experimental" as I tend to go. I'll see what Najm has to say about the state of my body after she performs some real tests. #substance
Admittedly I'd probably do it again, maybe a little smaller dose. In effect, not dissimilar to coca, thus limited medical applications due to the blood pressure problem. I'll have to toy with others in my garden, I think.
⧃ I do not care. I am a lotus flower. =o
No one respects my free human testing methods
ok so I mayve should have pur my phone away.
⊹₊˚{ i know i have more important stuff to like, attend to nowanights but.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ughhhh i actually miss FLARPing SOOOO BAAAADDDD }T_T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
One who was once The Fumbller
⊹₊˚{ awwww.... but what if i like, asked you to? }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ no ones matesprit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones situationship }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones hateful talking stage }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ bored but at peace }=ࡇ={ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #girlglubber #lanadelstingray #violethysteria #cullquette #reglub }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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fucking 2:03 in the morning what the hell am i doing still up
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally will not be able to deal if another one of these dumb blind dates goes wrong again }9_9{ #shittytablemanners #krilledhim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i kept trying to hellp him be a better person and he turned EVERY SINGLLE attempt into hitting on me
࣪⊹₊˚{ yes!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ not that im like slutty or anything }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but yes! i have! its just that these guys are the WOOOORST! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Unreal Heiress. Play Nobody by Mitski.
Don't block my communications and I'll pretend to spoonfeed your rabbit mouth another yogurt cup.
:33 < Who's to say! :33c
among other things, women haters who probs want you to shut up and do whatever they want you to. go ahead and kill em
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait, whats chud? he said chud is like GLUB to him. im pretty sure hes bullshitting me!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG..... }⟡_⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg }˚₊⊹ ࣪
short for "femoid". derogatory chud llanguage.
࣪⊹₊˚{ SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FORK A FUCKING FOID IS BEFORE I TEAR THIS OLIVE AT THE HARMACY CHECKOUT LINE INTO RIBBONS!!!! NOWWWW! }⟡0⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
I assure you he'll be quite fine! Despite his ALLEGED pain and suffering.
I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont want to see the world anymore! }/_\{ }/_\{ }/_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ yes???? + im NOT. your page says that youre literally older than me. }*-*{ so what would even be the point of that! i wouldnt even have a frond to st+ on }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ugh, just fourget i said anything!!!! }>_>{ }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Just ate a burrito the size of an infant. May kill me. Might be Heroic, if I go. Ough. Guh.
Penis Assassination on the timeline. Okay. #nsfw #ithink?
GOrgle how to respond to alien autocrat time sensitive
↘️moving forward, i have opted to suspend those who cannot censor↘️ ↗️OR CONTAIN THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO NEVER MENTION IT AT ALL↗️ ↘️their gratuitous use of sensational language.↘️ ↗️THOSE CAUGHT DEPLOYING QUADBAITING VERBIAGE OR OTHERWISE ENGAGING IN TOPICS FEATURING THE MORALLY CONTESTED NOTION OF↗️ ↘️un*onization↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️w*rkers r*ghts↘️ ↗️WILL BE BARRED FROM PERSONALLY INTERACTING WITH ME.↗️ ↘️severity will be assessed case by case.↘️
↘️please censor gratuitous use of cussing on my posts.↘️ ↗️FURTHER MENTIONS OF U*IONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED OR ACKNOWLEDGED.↗️
!! what the fuck,, that"2 not fa♊︎r..
"theyre a victim of your whims, im not sure there is anything i can say to them that would purrevent this outcome" "but i can always get rid of your snack budget, since youve b33n having so much fun with easy purrey"
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
"= to be real. this is all too organised. they don't do that. where i am from. ="
Oh man, I gotta stop having eyes, there's. Posts.
Half the time I'm looking around on here like, goddamn, is half of troll #nsfw shit just Looney Tunes, half the time I'm genuinely concerned I'm about to see someone live-chit a murder. Don't. Tell me if that's already happened.
3833 < She was trying to eat ALL the butter!!! > 3833 < She had to be stopped!!! >
Bitches love me for my traumatic backstory. #iwillnotbeelaborating #iykyk
↘️casper cooper made up his backstreet for attention.↘️
↗️I HAVE MADE A SMALL, NEGLIGIBLE TYPING ERROR, CAUSED BY THE TREMBLING OF MY PRONGS.↗️
Don't bother with this one, he's so full of it all he can spew is bullshit
Because the juggalos won, man. The juggalos won.
Why's there always some kind of killer clown round y'alls neck of the stars?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw
Do trolls have gas station boner pills, and if so, are the side effects fucking crazy? #nsfw #trollnerpills?
Man, I should not have posted a song by The Antlers. Music spam is done, I gotta go stare out a window or something.
OH GET A GRIP. I don't bite. I am ALLOWED to show some interest in players from other sessions. I've only just recently conceptualized that communication with you jokers is even feasible. The magic of Chittr, I suppose!
I want to ask more questions about business trolls but I shan't, out of fear of being cancelled for xenophobia.
No, I meant pill. It's incel crap, and I keep seeing it. Feels like the bad old days scrolling shitty forums. :/
Who let the trolls learn about blackpill bullshit? Please don't tell me they actually invented that trash.
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You'd think a critter with hooves wouldn't be so versed in stealth.