♦ pitied by @crackedTungsten
I had placed it into its usual spot on my custom hat rack, which is in my bedroom. Respiteblock, I suppose. Anyway, just so happens to be obviously missing this time around.
-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-
࣪⊹₊˚{ I JUST CHOKED ON A JELL-O SHOT }꩜ᯅ꩜{ #wtffff }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ᐖ IF I WUZ A ᑈOWZBOY AN MY BELOBEᐖ STEEᐖ LIEK BROKEᐖ A LEG WHILE I WUZ HAULING ASS AᑈROSS ᐖA ᐖESERT AN I KNEW I ONLY HAᐖ RATIONS ENUFF 2 LAST ME GOING AT HOARSE SPEEᐖZ I WULᐖ EATS MY HOARSE ᐖIS ONLY ONE SUᑈH EZAMPLE ᐛ
!oh \/ its really cool! they basically rent out a bunch of nonthreatening lusii for the sole PurPose of Petting them ANd then they eat cake or some other shareable sweet -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
if the messiah wins the #cronusbabeoff i will throw what humans refer to as a "Petting Party" to celebrate .remember to choose wisely. #nsfw #suggestive #dirtyjoke -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
some ppl have all the fucken luck ill tell u that much
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
My last ever Picture with little mister... oh GOd oh GOd i cant believe this is haPPening #byemister httPs://i.imgur.com/g2QQFjh.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Oh hey Mintyl, we thought you died.
- PLEASE DON'T.
Mintyl would die at a funeral, wouldn't he? Always on that damn grind.
PLEASE NOT MY MISTER. HE'S SCAREd OF THE dARK PLEASE #byemister httPs://i.imgur.com/XnwUWqr.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I. Think I may have killed a guy. #AtLeastHeFellIntoAGrave #ItsTheSmallThings
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
OdE... to my sweet mister... #byemister httPs://youtu.be/A4M_jeSeF90 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
He is no man. He is a puppet. - MC Oleana
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
sniffle thank you sairou i really NEEdEd that -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
yeah... i dONT blame him... i know were both SCAREd but it dOesnt make it any easier -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
its KINd of strange SPENdING time with someone you know you have LIMITEd time with, the awareness that every moment together is on a timer. i cant dECIdE whether to be angry or SAd or to just try ANd enjoy the time left together. its HARd. i look at him ANd get torn between crying ANd yelling. why COULdNT you just live. why COULdNT you HOLd out a little longer. am i SUPPOSEd to be left here, is that what you want. ?to leave be BEHINd? i know its not fair to blame him. i know that. its my fault this is haPPening to him ANd yet... i dONT know what to dO. i just dONT know. i wish he COULd stay forever ANd BUILd a life time of memories with me. maybe its silly to be so ATTACHEd in such a short time but i cant helP what i feel. hes my best FRIENd. i SHOULd have EXPECTEd our time together to be cut short. i knew his time on this alternia was LIMITEd but i still ALLOWEd myself to hoPe that maybe we COULd overcome this, that he COULd stay with me forever. i was STUPId. it dOESNT dO any GOOd to Pray, not to a messiah who cant hear me. this ORdEAL has been testing my faith, the IdEA that the messiahs will always know where i am, what im dOING, how im in NEEd of a miracle, it isnt there anymore. i know they cant always be there, she has her own matters to dEAL with. but i still wish.... no it dOESNT matter what i wish. this is whats haPPening ANd i cant dO anything to change that. im sorry little mister. i dO love you. even if i COULdNT Protect you. i dONT know if i can Protect anyone. im sorry. #cw-death #littlemister #mourning #tobeburied #PuPPet -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
YES YES YES HAHAHHALLELUJAH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I cannot admit to understanding desiring such personall detaills to be posted to the teeming eyes of the masses. As llong as they have fun I suppose. #suggestive
[achillesAnalogue's computer exploded!]
YESSSSS THEYRE GOING TO MAKE SO MANY HUMAN GRUBS TOGETHER -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
im trying to get these two crazy saPians together helP me najm -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!true miracles najm! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Several things, none of which I understand. At least this is sort of a distraction from the horrors.
I WON'T BE SHAMED FOR MY ATTRACTION EITHER
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
SHE'S SO TALENTEd RIGHT -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Plush. Soaked? Overtime... Guh. GUH
Please Messiah just give him one chance hes GOOd for it i swear -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I SWEAR TO YOU ON EVERY PIECE OF dERMIS ON MY BOdY I WILL FINd SOMEONE TO PLANT THE SEEd IN YOUR LOVINGLY TILLEd WOMB MESSIAH I WILL GRANT YOUR WISH YOU WILL BE GRUB MOTHER. NO. YOU'LL BE MESSIAH MOTHER. YEAH. YEAH. !WE ARE GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING dO THIS MESSIAH I SWEAR TO YOU! #nsfw -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
One chance, Miss Crocker, just the one. I just need one chance. JUST ONE.
SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M COOL. I'M GOOD.
Why didn't they include a taste and smell description this time? #suggestive #PLEASE
put my pHone into a bladstic bag so I can hcitt in a codl shower
LET HIM SPEAK HES MAYBE HER TRANSMITTER -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
someone put a muzzlle on that guy
YOU YOU YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU SERPENT TONGUEd BLIGHT ON JOY ANd MIRTH YOU MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING SICK TO MY VERY WALK NUBS IF YOU BETTER NOT SHOW UP TO THE FUNERAL OR I SWEAR I WILL POP MY PAN -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
May he live on. In the dirt. And only the dirt. Where he belongs. - MC Oleana
ghhh guh ghuu ghuh guh... P... Please j... Join us... F...fore the snrghhh. Ghhh,,, for the burial ANd wake of little m--m-m-m-mister on j-july 7, 8 P P Pm human EST ghhhhh #PuPPets #dEATH #funeral #mayhismemorybeablessing #iwillneverforgetyoulittlemister #loss #thewakeofmarvelouslittlemister httPs://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I should go on another Time bender. #substances #uh #intoxication
when humans wish to mate they have to go through this thing CALLEd marriage its KINd of like QUAddING excePt you cant Pail anyone other than the one youre MARRIEd to otherwise you break a contract ANd can get in serious trouble. in ORdER to get MARRIEd one of the humans must surPrise the other in a ritual that i have COINEd rejection roulette. Either by kneeling ANd Presenting a ring or by HIdING it in their beverage or nutrition (even though that seems like a giant choking HAZARd but maybe humans are just able to swallow things easier than trolls) as long as they are SURPRISEd there is a Pretty GOOd chance of them accePting the offer to mate for life. sometimes though if they aren't SURPRISEd enough or theyre SURPRISEd too much they dONT accePt the offer. usually after that the VIdEOS just show them fighting or screaming at each other but those are very rare. these are CALLEd toP ten fails #nsfw -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
?...are... are you really culling me? i guess ... my final wish is that you bury me BESIdE Little Mister -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
IMPRISONEd for the sin of exPloring.... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
They won't let me leave the "aPartment" because im "Possibly" a dANGER to myself ANd "others" ANd might "get" rabies again -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK A SIGMUND IS
Is this an Of Mice and Men situation?
im so motherfucking SCAREd of you right now -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
its more of a squeakbeasthunt situation similar to the iconic 1997 movie of squeakbeasthunt Pertaining to a Particularly raPscallious squeakbeast who is being HUNTEd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
are you Putting me dOWN -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
AAAAAAAHHHH NOOOO IM AFRAId OF WATER RIGHT NOW AHHHH STOP KSSSSSST -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
smek smek smek smek smek PARCHEd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i am the squeakbeast from squeakbeast hunt 1997 ANd this is my squeakbeasthunt where i must not be HUNTEd like a squeakbeast no i must become the hunter like the squeakbeaster yes thats right i am squeakbeast hear me roar -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
smek smek smek mouth so dRY i FOUNd triangle SHAPEd cloth in the WOOdS that has a soPorless recouPeracoon INSIdE beggars cant be choosers GOOd light everyone -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ooh waters got a little kick to it now #texasPosting #rabiesPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I dOOOOOONT LIKE THE NEEdLE KEEP IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
its okay i RUBBEd some dIRT in it so ill feel better soon -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i dONTike the big NEEdLE ):F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
mlem mlem mlem mlem i feel fine though -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
got bit by an earth barkbeast with a WEIRd foam AROUNd its mouth #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you Pee ANd excrete an awful lot is that normal for humans -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!im in whichever the newest mexico is! some Place CALLEd Alba Kurkey -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have been what is known as AIRMARSHALLEd on earth -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
they sent me back dOWN from the dARKEST carnival because of something CALLEd gravity ANd having to LANd the Plane Please maam stoP screaming youre scaring the other Passengers oh my GOd where dId you get that yo yo WERE GOING dOWN MAYdAY MAYdAY INdIA GOLF NINER NINER THERE ARE CHILdREN ABOARd I REPEAT THERE ARE CHILdREN ABOARd whatever that means -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Ghhhhgggh GHOKAYYYYYY BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BWAAAAAAHHHHHH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ggh L... Little mister ........ Snf hhhhh ghhhhhhhh gokay -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
those have been gone since night 1 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
yeah ive been nibbling on those scraPs of FOOd the grubhumans toss onto the floor -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
these PeoPle at the T N A keeP telling me to take everything out of my Pockets but my SYLLAdEX keePs setting it off -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
dAY six TRAPPEd in texas i am beginning to think this is my home now to all the trolls ive PITIEd before i wish i COULd have PAPPEd you one last time -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
࣪⊹₊˚{ najm.... }*3*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
thirstin after a chittr anonymous confessions account is pike thirstin after yo phone cuz its where sweet text messages come from
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GODDDD. FOUR THE LASSSST TIIIIME!!!! I AM *NOT* A CHUCKLE CHASER!!!! }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ #anonhate #grumblrina #SOOOOnotcool #LIKEOKAYSTOPIT }˚₊⊹ ࣪
SHE IS RUINING MY MOTHERFUCKING TRIP TO TEXAS STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP YOURE A CRUEL WICKEd FOUL WENCHLY VAMP ANd YOUR NOOK STINKS AS HORRIdLY AS YOUR RANCId SOUL #IYKYK #OLEANAISOVERCELEBRATION -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Cuz I MAdE a dEAL with this !!!!!WITCH!!!!! that if I got to 10k kull i WOULd bury my PuPPet i FOUNd in the chilly SANdS but but but i haven't even gotten to show him to everyone after reaching 5k kult !it isn't fair! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
STAY AWAY dONT MAKE MY BURY MY LITTLE PUPPET BUddY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dONT MAKE ME PUT LITTLE MISTER BACK IN THE SANd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
@oleanderSuPernova GET OFF OF ME BACK OFF IM NOT BURYING HIM IM NOT dONT MAKE ME PLEASE -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i like their MELOdIES -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ughhh i wish
najm najm im sorries do u forgive me.....
AAAAA AAAAAA AAAA THE SUN THE HUMAN SUN AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA oh it actually dOESNT hurt that much AAA AAAAA AAAA AAA AAAAAAA #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
it is me ANd my Peen yos UNdERNEATH this giant stone structure... am too COLd ANd far too wet to move. PALINd PINNIP is going to... lie dOWN ANd hug his jerky... until the earth grows KINd. GOOd light all #texasPosting #soggyjerky #alone #wet #COLd #wetANdCOLd #wetANdCOLdANdalone #hallyPeenyo -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i fell in the river it WASHEd me uP somewhere new... too far from bucees.. #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
guh NEEd water... sPicy.... I am going. ... to FINd a river #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
AAAAAAaghhhdBB GGGGBUHHHHH GGHHHRRRdVHHLLLLLFGGGG #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have snuck out of the Mega Lo Mart by going through a dOOR that says emergency exit this is an emergency ANd i NEEdEd an exit BUT I FEAR IT WAS A TRAP BECAUSE AS SOON AS I OPENEd IT IT BEGAN MAKING A LOUd ALARMING SOUNd THAT CAUSEd ALL THE HUMANS INSIdE TO FOLLOW ME OUT I AM NOW UNdERNEATH SOMEONES OddLY CALM SCUTTLE BUGGY WHILE THEY dRIVE AWAY #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
WHY dId YOU LEAVE ME -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Projectiles are occuring -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
every time i walk uP to a human ANd say hi they scream ANd run away #whatdATmean #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
THEY ARE AIMING AT ME SERPENTINE SERPENTINE SERPENTINE THEY ARE MAKING ME dO A LITTLE JIG WHY IS THE ONLY SPECIBI HERE GUN KINd #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have OUTWITTEd the texans by HIdING in the in the aisle of one Mega Lo Mart they will never FINd Me here #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
࣪⊹₊˚{ geeeenuinelyyyy.... they literally ALWAYS say this }9_9{ + THEY LITERALLY NEVER MEAN IT }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ #whomeansit #cullquette #glubblogger #violethysteria }˚₊⊹ ࣪
wow. is that barak trollbama, president of earth c? (EDIT: and NOT the troll kingdom. does the troll king have an account on this site?) this site is a bigger deal than i thought. thank you for the like, kind president. it's so cool how you are like the final and arguably best president of the united states, but a troll.
I can only sigh so many times in one day before I run out of breath.
listen jane i kno thats #fakenews bc if i DID ever have a son id name him something normal like ness or jeff see ^^^^^ is 4 letters & EVERYTHING
chittr, i hardly know her! is that anything? hi, i am john. i played a game and it sucked so much ass that nobody has one anymore. i am seeing that this site is some kind of portal to the infinite parallel realities of paradox space, which is pretty crazy if you think about it. it's kind of similar to those little bubbles loaded with stream-of-consciousness gibberish that would pop up all over the place when we would go to sleep and hang out with dead people. does anybody remember that? shoot, i guess that some of you are currently experiencing that. sorry if you're dead and tired of hearing about those goofy bubble things. anyway, my friend/mom/nanna/fellow-god-of-earth @gutsyGumshoe basically demanded i make an account here or she would mercilessly beat me with an oversized spoon, so here i am. i will try to keep up with posting so long as i have the energy for it.
So we're just dropping sincere, unironic tildes now?
The sheer level of digital pollution across the dashboard is becoming an active biohazard. We're rapidly approaching the point of sirens going off and evacuation orders being sent out. It's not enough to exist as a collection of fractured, agonizingly self-aware iterations of the same dude across the matrix of P-Space. Apparently we all have to aggregate on the exact same meaningless website so that everyone can be made aware of how hard one man can autofellate.
Day one of absolute celibacy. #Suggestive #NSFW I guess? #CelibatePride #HappyPride #BetterThanYou
I have learned my lesson. Never make posts acknowledging the existence of anybody, or everyone else will slide in saying what about me.
That was not an open invite for people with unfortunate names to make themselves known to me. Your issues are your own.
Celibacy. I have simply been wounded too many times. #Celibate #CelibatePride #DryGirlSummer
That did hurt my head quite a bit. I'm going to rest now.
I have seen a whole heaping glob of discussion all centering the word "moe," what traits constitute the quality, and the social currency of displaying said traits! I would be remiss not to help explain the origin of the term. ... Moe Howard, as the de facto leader of the Three Stooges, acted out the role of charming semi-straight man. Whereas to his own companions he represented logic and authority, and vented his frustrations in the form of slapstick physical abuses, to the greater world at large his own intellectual shortcomings sat on full shining display! So to become "moe," as so many of you seem to have fixed yourselves on, all you need do is perform some level of beguiling self-assured stupidity for the platform audience at large. In practice, this could be done as simply as the confident explanation of a concept on which you have no grasp. I hope this has been educational for you all.
Thank you for pointing this out in public. It gives off a great impression of your ability to adhere to the various nondisclosure clauses. @technicallyTimaeus Here you go.
i could youre not heavvy
I've been asked by a potential-slash-possible future member of my own timeline if this is me, and I quote, "pre-crazy." ... What does that mean. What does this mean? @timaeusTestified#0414
I do not like the man I ended up being today.
Hybridized plant provided a euphoric experience with obvious result of impaired inhibition and cognition. Based on the current state of my head and the way my innards feel, further study will be required to actually ensure dosing is effective as a means of treatment rather than outright poisoning. Blood pressure has dropped back into normal levels, but with it comes the usual sluggishness following such ingestion. Further study required, probably a little less "experimental" as I tend to go. I'll see what Najm has to say about the state of my body after she performs some real tests. #substance
Admittedly I'd probably do it again, maybe a little smaller dose. In effect, not dissimilar to coca, thus limited medical applications due to the blood pressure problem. I'll have to toy with others in my garden, I think.
⧃ I do not care. I am a lotus flower. =o
No one respects my free human testing methods
ok so I mayve should have pur my phone away.
⊹₊˚{ i know i have more important stuff to like, attend to nowanights but.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ughhhh i actually miss FLARPing SOOOO BAAAADDDD }T_T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
One who was once The Fumbller
⊹₊˚{ awwww.... but what if i like, asked you to? }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ no ones matesprit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones situationship }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones hateful talking stage }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ bored but at peace }=ࡇ={ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #girlglubber #lanadelstingray #violethysteria #cullquette #reglub }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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fucking 2:03 in the morning what the hell am i doing still up
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally will not be able to deal if another one of these dumb blind dates goes wrong again }9_9{ #shittytablemanners #krilledhim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i kept trying to hellp him be a better person and he turned EVERY SINGLLE attempt into hitting on me
࣪⊹₊˚{ yes!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ not that im like slutty or anything }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but yes! i have! its just that these guys are the WOOOORST! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Unreal Heiress. Play Nobody by Mitski.
Don't block my communications and I'll pretend to spoonfeed your rabbit mouth another yogurt cup.
:33 < Who's to say! :33c
among other things, women haters who probs want you to shut up and do whatever they want you to. go ahead and kill em
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait, whats chud? he said chud is like GLUB to him. im pretty sure hes bullshitting me!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG..... }⟡_⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg }˚₊⊹ ࣪
short for "femoid". derogatory chud llanguage.
࣪⊹₊˚{ SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FORK A FUCKING FOID IS BEFORE I TEAR THIS OLIVE AT THE HARMACY CHECKOUT LINE INTO RIBBONS!!!! NOWWWW! }⟡0⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
I assure you he'll be quite fine! Despite his ALLEGED pain and suffering.
I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont want to see the world anymore! }/_\{ }/_\{ }/_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ yes???? + im NOT. your page says that youre literally older than me. }*-*{ so what would even be the point of that! i wouldnt even have a frond to st+ on }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ugh, just fourget i said anything!!!! }>_>{ }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Just ate a burrito the size of an infant. May kill me. Might be Heroic, if I go. Ough. Guh.
Penis Assassination on the timeline. Okay. #nsfw #ithink?
GOrgle how to respond to alien autocrat time sensitive
↘️moving forward, i have opted to suspend those who cannot censor↘️ ↗️OR CONTAIN THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO NEVER MENTION IT AT ALL↗️ ↘️their gratuitous use of sensational language.↘️ ↗️THOSE CAUGHT DEPLOYING QUADBAITING VERBIAGE OR OTHERWISE ENGAGING IN TOPICS FEATURING THE MORALLY CONTESTED NOTION OF↗️ ↘️un*onization↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️w*rkers r*ghts↘️ ↗️WILL BE BARRED FROM PERSONALLY INTERACTING WITH ME.↗️ ↘️severity will be assessed case by case.↘️
↘️please censor gratuitous use of cussing on my posts.↘️ ↗️FURTHER MENTIONS OF U*IONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED OR ACKNOWLEDGED.↗️
!! what the fuck,, that"2 not fa♊︎r..
"theyre a victim of your whims, im not sure there is anything i can say to them that would purrevent this outcome" "but i can always get rid of your snack budget, since youve b33n having so much fun with easy purrey"
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
"= to be real. this is all too organised. they don't do that. where i am from. ="
Oh man, I gotta stop having eyes, there's. Posts.
Half the time I'm looking around on here like, goddamn, is half of troll #nsfw shit just Looney Tunes, half the time I'm genuinely concerned I'm about to see someone live-chit a murder. Don't. Tell me if that's already happened.
3833 < She was trying to eat ALL the butter!!! > 3833 < She had to be stopped!!! >
Bitches love me for my traumatic backstory. #iwillnotbeelaborating #iykyk
↘️casper cooper made up his backstreet for attention.↘️
↗️I HAVE MADE A SMALL, NEGLIGIBLE TYPING ERROR, CAUSED BY THE TREMBLING OF MY PRONGS.↗️
Don't bother with this one, he's so full of it all he can spew is bullshit
Because the juggalos won, man. The juggalos won.
Why's there always some kind of killer clown round y'alls neck of the stars?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw
I tried them once. It's just fent.
Do trolls have gas station boner pills, and if so, are the side effects fucking crazy? #nsfw #trollnerpills?
Man, I should not have posted a song by The Antlers. Music spam is done, I gotta go stare out a window or something.
OH GET A GRIP. I don't bite. I am ALLOWED to show some interest in players from other sessions. I've only just recently conceptualized that communication with you jokers is even feasible. The magic of Chittr, I suppose!
I want to ask more questions about business trolls but I shan't, out of fear of being cancelled for xenophobia.
No, I meant pill. It's incel crap, and I keep seeing it. Feels like the bad old days scrolling shitty forums. :/
Who let the trolls learn about blackpill bullshit? Please don't tell me they actually invented that trash.
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You'd think a critter with hooves wouldn't be so versed in stealth.
How did I manage to fuck up the word do?