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You're a real ally of justice, Casper, I appreciate it.
Curious...... Well. I'll keep an eye out for it.................
Thanks so much, Casper. I say, what a fine hat you've got, pardner.
Oh, thank you for noticing. I've owned it all along. [Tipping my unecessarily large cowboy hat] Where did you last see it
Y'all, someone has made off with my unusually large cowboy hat. If you see it, let me know please.
>([a sweet ring for a sweet lady] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/f7975b185078.png]
Not at all! In fact, I'm quite fond of the design!
WEDDING BANDS. Refreshing and narrowing down the prospective selection of wedding bands onto which I'll stack the eventual engagement ring, and thought I may share my journey with you all as I peruse! For YEARS I have been unable to strike candidates from this collection for love nor money, and have paid no small sum to withhold these exact pieces from mass production. :| Simply been waiting on the right fellow to finally decide to make his appearance! But who bellyaches over a divot in their wallet! Not me! I have dough aplenty to replenish the Future-Mr.-Crocker Wedding Fund!!! Anyhow. Somewhat torn between the traditional yellow gold and the white-gold platinum of the base metal. They could be red-plated, obviously, but once we've finished plating a PLATINUM RING in red tungsten carbide, why don't we mosey on out to the garage and begin slapping bumper stickers from Spencer's Gifts onto the rump end of all my cars? ... I am also open to interviewing designers who may potentially design a custom piece for the band, given they're available immediately and complete the prerequisite legal portion of the agreement wherein they withhold the design as mine alone in perpetuity. So the rings. I try not to faff with the encrustment of diminutive jewels on a piece of jewelry. Flash your rock or don't bother. However, it has been suggested to me that said crumbs contribute to the overall harmony of the design, so whatever. There are a selection of pieces from Troll Roman Malakov, Troll Cartier, and Troll Harry Winston. Which on Alternia I would imagine might have suggested a GUARANTEE of maximum cruelty to bloodstain the tapestry of the piece's storied production. But on Earth-C means the cultural niche of the company is plain old derivative. You know what they say. Those who can't DO... copy. At least on Earth-C. My current through process is such- that of the all-white diamond sets in selection, each could potentially be rendered in red diamond just as easily. Within the sets containing a secondary color diamond, presume the final stone will be red. And keep in mind the metal of each piece may be yellow gold just as easily as the white platinum. I'm not much for the pear cuts this evening in particular. They seem diminutive, like cuts scraping for efficient distribution of a larger raw stone in a budget. And of the rectangular cuts, the Radiance cut (note the numerous facets) may attempt to hide some minor impurities. It's the Emerald cut that feels the most timeless in this scenario. Wide, welcoming facets that invite you to peer within, like a hall of mirrors. Even those of you unfamiliar may be able to detect which ring I mean. #Wedding #WeddingPlanning #Eventually #FutureHubby #BigPlans
-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-
✨🍭🕷️ Not much different from your take, although the gendered aspect is a little less relevant. We're kind of all encouraged to be mistrusting of each other regardless of whatever identities we have. Ooh but the ending!!!! Okay so there are two prevalent theories RE whether or not Childs is a thing. Theory one, Thing Childs, points to how Mac's breath is crazy visible in the air and Childs has nothing. Theory two, Human Childs, is that the cinematographer made a point throughout the movie of filming later confirmed things in such a way that they had no light in their eyes, and Childs has eye shines in the final scene. I personally find the human Childs theory more compelling, but the narrative implications of Childs being a thing and giving up to just die with Mac is wayyy more interesting OH OH you might like to read The Things!!!!! It's a short story retelling the movie but from the Thing's perspective https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/ I think it's awesome ]^) 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ Well you see. it's my favorite movie ]^) i enjoyed seeing your thoughts!!!! 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ WAHOO 🕷️🍭✨
What about NASCAR?
✨🍭🕷️ SO TRUE 🕷️🍭✨
hes thinging out
✨🍭🕷️ TRULY. WHAT IS HE DOING???? 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ THAT DOG ACTOR'S NAME IS JED AND YOU HAVE BE SO IMPRESSED BY HIS DOGFORMANCE, OKAY???? BIG UPS TO JED 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ WHO UP THINGING THEY THE. #THINGNATION 🕷️🍭✨
Yeah, I see a lot on here about humans bein' softer or in some way incapable of the cruelty that trolls see as commonplace, but that is just... demonstrably false, y'know? I'm lucky that I grew up being educated about the truth of these things rather than just swallowing the version of history that we get as kids in the lone star state, lol.
Hoo boy. Okay. There's a lot to it, lot of human race politics too, so uh, content warning I suppose if you wanna back out? #cw-racism #cw-dubioushistory #cw-impliednoncon According to legend, a free mixed-race woman named Emily West was working in Texas during the Texas Revolution against Mexico, and she was kidnapped by the Mexican cavalry and forced to travel with them, with all the baggage that likely entails. At some point, the forces of the Mexican army under General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna were caught off guard by General Sam Houston at the Battle of San Jacinto, and the Texans were victorious in supposedly 18 minutes... because West was distracting the Mexican general. Carnally. Now that's likely not the case, as the legend, and then the song that was written about it, was supposed to show that the Mexican efforts to subdue the rebellion were shattered because of race mixing, which as any sane person knows, is fucking stupid. But there's a lot stupid shit back in my home state. In any case, the flower's got a sort of secret third region specific meaning. Hopefully all of that wasn't too unpleasant to read. West, btw, did manage to leave the state again after the revolution was over, which is good. Due to her kidnapping, she'd lost the passport that declared her a free woman, but she was vouched for by some prominent figures in the burgeoning new government there, and either returned to her home state of Connecticut or to New York after her ordeal.
Oh right, trolls don't have Texas, there's like a whole layer of meta jokes here that you wouldn't be pickin' up on. Carry on, floriographist troll!
Tansy can be a declaration of war, buttercups are for ingratitude, yellow carnations for rejection or even disdain. There's loads of em!
so much better than cgi
Uh oh. Has he been causing trouble for you recently?
ᐖ FANKS IM A BAᑈON OF RATIONALITEE ᐛ
Nah, he has legs. He just teleports sometimes.
Thinking about it hurts, but I'd prolly do the same. My horse is built different though, so it wouldn't happen.
You CAN coerce me into a private and dubiously intimate hang with the promise of a "Nailed It" marathon. How I love to bray with obnoxious laughter at the expense of these culinary simpletons!
yeah thats fi- oh there you are- oh.... OH.... well i SAId Petting Party not Pailing Party /:F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
some ppl have all the fucken luck ill tell u that much
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
for this #wizardwednesday i just wanted 2 let u all know that my next transition goals include me transitioning from a conjurer to a mage of illusions thx & i hope u all support me going fwd
Thank you. I was going for "grieving matesprit of a deceased real estate tycoon who knows a suspicious amount about poisons." - MC Oleana
thank you to everyone that came to Pay resPects to little mister i love you #byemister -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
My last ever Picture with little mister... oh GOd oh GOd i cant believe this is haPPening #byemister httPs://i.imgur.com/g2QQFjh.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- Hi,
#PuppetsOverParty is here. I hope you will all join us, and watch as we put this odious marionette in the ground for good. Chitt #ByeMister, to wish him a final farewell. https://msparp.chat/byemister https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/728c17a4c57f.png - MC Oleana
Snifhjj hgghhh hghhhhh Please.. j... join us... for the... PROCEEEdINGsd.... tahnk youi/... httPs://msParP.chat/byemister #cw-death #funeral #byemister #PuPPets #mourning -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Come help us give a solemn good-bye to Little Mister, a fine confidant and unfortunately deceased puppet. Please be respectful of your fellow mourners... https://msparp.chat/byemister #ByeMister #Please #DoNotWhipItOut #ForLittleMister
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
im grateful for the PeoPle ANd trolls AROUNd me but it still dOESNT hurt any less... how dO you fix a Pusher thats broken -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
sniffle thank you sairou i really NEEdEd that -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
yeah... i dONT blame him... i know were both SCAREd but it dOesnt make it any easier -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
its KINd of strange SPENdING time with someone you know you have LIMITEd time with, the awareness that every moment together is on a timer. i cant dECIdE whether to be angry or SAd or to just try ANd enjoy the time left together. its HARd. i look at him ANd get torn between crying ANd yelling. why COULdNT you just live. why COULdNT you HOLd out a little longer. am i SUPPOSEd to be left here, is that what you want. ?to leave be BEHINd? i know its not fair to blame him. i know that. its my fault this is haPPening to him ANd yet... i dONT know what to dO. i just dONT know. i wish he COULd stay forever ANd BUILd a life time of memories with me. maybe its silly to be so ATTACHEd in such a short time but i cant helP what i feel. hes my best FRIENd. i SHOULd have EXPECTEd our time together to be cut short. i knew his time on this alternia was LIMITEd but i still ALLOWEd myself to hoPe that maybe we COULd overcome this, that he COULd stay with me forever. i was STUPId. it dOESNT dO any GOOd to Pray, not to a messiah who cant hear me. this ORdEAL has been testing my faith, the IdEA that the messiahs will always know where i am, what im dOING, how im in NEEd of a miracle, it isnt there anymore. i know they cant always be there, she has her own matters to dEAL with. but i still wish.... no it dOESNT matter what i wish. this is whats haPPening ANd i cant dO anything to change that. im sorry little mister. i dO love you. even if i COULdNT Protect you. i dONT know if i can Protect anyone. im sorry. #cw-death #littlemister #mourning #tobeburied #PuPPet -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
꧁mypan꧂
YESSSSS THEYRE GOING TO MAKE SO MANY HUMAN GRUBS TOGETHER -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
someone put a muzzlle on that guy
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
.oh itll be a dOUBLE dEATH alright. .but not mine. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
if you COULd that WOULd be immensely KINd of you lark... thank you for having such a loving ANd beautiful Pusher -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
If you'd like, I can bring a boatload of flowers for you. Sorry for your loss, little buddy.
YOU YOU YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU SERPENT TONGUEd BLIGHT ON JOY ANd MIRTH YOU MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING SICK TO MY VERY WALK NUBS IF YOU BETTER NOT SHOW UP TO THE FUNERAL OR I SWEAR I WILL POP MY PAN -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
sniffle thank you najm youre a GOOd FRIENd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
youre a WRETCHEd cunt. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ghhh guh ghuu ghuh guh... P... Please j... Join us... F...fore the snrghhh. Ghhh,,, for the burial ANd wake of little m--m-m-m-mister on j-july 7, 8 P P Pm human EST ghhhhh #PuPPets #dEATH #funeral #mayhismemorybeablessing #iwillneverforgetyoulittlemister #loss #thewakeofmarvelouslittlemister httPs://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
What the HELL is going on with this wave of horse slander???
najm ANd lark gave me an 'IPAd' ANd i have been learning so much about earth culture ask me anything -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
?...are... are you really culling me? i guess ... my final wish is that you bury me BESIdE Little Mister -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
I'm holding your hand brave boy
grrrhhhh i will be so brave -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
It'll be more like you making it happen if you're brave, Pal.
?you can? 6:F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
.i want a whirly PoP. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
grrrrhhhh grrhhh mmmmmaybe can i get a whirly PoP if I'm brave -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
What if I held your hand?
Palind, harming you is the furthest thing from my mind or heart. I am literally a God of Time. I've got ways to get this resolved. I just need your trust.
It's fine, it's fine, we are handling this situation. Very carefully and with gloves.
My life has become that episode of KotH where Dale thinks he has rabies. Only with real rabies.
YAAAAAAY OKAY <3 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
My main gripe with Alien 3 was that it absolutely shoved its themes in your face, and that is saying a lot considering Ridley Scott was a pervert and the first Alien movie is already shoving its themes in your face. It felt like they decided to convert the series into less of a cosmic horror that happened to have a theme to dissect with the alien species, and more David Fincher reading a Microsoft CoPilot summary of Alien and thinking "Oh, the little alien thing is shaped like a vagina? That's awesome. I have some ideas."
Ghhhhgggh GHOKAYYYYYY BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BWAAAAAAHHHHHH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
What Rose does not know is that my Haiku are in fact mine most sinister and secret pllan to conquer her profille through the medium of rechitts. My first millitary campaign in an eon is off to a strong start.
Thank you. I reallize my peoplle often find the dark their status quo, and the llight a heralld of death, but circumstances have llead me to see both as a sign of comfort.
Void All Consuming Comfort in the gentlle dark Till the sun peeks through #Haiku
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thirstin after a chittr anonymous confessions account is pike thirstin after yo phone cuz its where sweet text messages come from
Fascists.
it smells so gross but it is such a neat way to understand biodiversity and how every living thing has something unique to give!!!
titan arum, also called the corpse flower, actually undergoes thermogenesis to help spread its yucky carrion scent further to attract its pollinators! the plant uses stored sugars to heat up to almost 38° c!!! molecules like dimethyl disulfide and trisulfide as well as isovaleric acid and putrescine create the distinctive stinks!
these r secretly like wizerds familiars 2 me
tOTALLY! i'LL NEED SOMETH1NG TO HELP PAY, fOR GRAD SCHOOLFEEDING, aND ALL THAT,
please do!!! there is still so much that has yet to be opened but it would be a delight to welcome visitors to what is completed!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
sniffle yeah okay lets have fun... its your birthing dAY ive never HAd a blunt cake before -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
MASTERFUL. Pllease do poetry.
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
i feel like im in lsd dream emulator rn #myluvlysweetdream
While I've got you here, be sure to mosey on over to @timaeusTestified#0414 and pick out a subscription plan at PlushRump.com. For all your plush pervert and felt fanatic needs.
?humans have a wriggling dAY CALLEd a... birth dAY? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!!!!WE HAVE TO CRLEBRATE!!!! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
No problem, -zzt- good luck with whatever -zzt- you forgot about
REALLY YOUd dO THAT FOR ME -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i like their MELOdIES -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
the voice of an angel is coming from someones scuttle buggy lark SAId its the SOUNd of REd hot chili PePPers !i dONT know why your Plants can sing but keeP it uP earth! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
REd hot chili PePPers -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i am going to bring you back a bris ket SANdWICH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!my human FRIENdS! najm ANd lark -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ughhh i wish
a human came out by the dUMPSTER ANd gave me a bag of hally Peen yo honey jerky then STARTEd smoking next to me their role dESIGNATION on their tag says beau whatever that means #texasPosting #theykeePblowingthesmokeinmyface #coughcoughstoPit -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i WOULd like another brisk ket SANdWICH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
the humans at Buccees are KINd.... they dONT even blink that im a troll, a KINd human even MAdE me something CALLEd a brisk ket SANdWICH so i am sitting BEHINd the BUILdING ANd chowing dOWN #texasPosting #bucees #briskketsandy -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
chittr, i hardly know her! is that anything? hi, i am john. i played a game and it sucked so much ass that nobody has one anymore. i am seeing that this site is some kind of portal to the infinite parallel realities of paradox space, which is pretty crazy if you think about it. it's kind of similar to those little bubbles loaded with stream-of-consciousness gibberish that would pop up all over the place when we would go to sleep and hang out with dead people. does anybody remember that? shoot, i guess that some of you are currently experiencing that. sorry if you're dead and tired of hearing about those goofy bubble things. anyway, my friend/mom/nanna/fellow-god-of-earth @gutsyGumshoe basically demanded i make an account here or she would mercilessly beat me with an oversized spoon, so here i am. i will try to keep up with posting so long as i have the energy for it.
Worse by the light. (( #rosessketchbook ))
We're getting you a hat ASAP this is HAPPENING.
Few things make this site worth it. Namely Vriska, Jinx, Gloomweiss, and of course, Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Generation 4.)
Your attempts to sexually antagonize me on this website will crumble before your very eyes. I will not simply freak when froken to.
wtf i didnt realize i was so close to 20k of those kult pointz LMAO??? i feel like i should do smth to celebrate.....??
Hopefully this glaring oversight doesn't impact your ability to grasp the meat of the matter.
come on fuck no wwhy are wwe lettin this slip through our prongs wwithout evven a fight cant you just face off against someone that aint jake
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
Once the waivers have been signed, yes.
You're very polite for saying it came out my mouth. Also, tag your gore. #gore
But. Yknow. Not urethra posting at least! #SmallVictories
Hybridized plant provided a euphoric experience with obvious result of impaired inhibition and cognition. Based on the current state of my head and the way my innards feel, further study will be required to actually ensure dosing is effective as a means of treatment rather than outright poisoning. Blood pressure has dropped back into normal levels, but with it comes the usual sluggishness following such ingestion. Further study required, probably a little less "experimental" as I tend to go. I'll see what Najm has to say about the state of my body after she performs some real tests. #substance
Admittedly I'd probably do it again, maybe a little smaller dose. In effect, not dissimilar to coca, thus limited medical applications due to the blood pressure problem. I'll have to toy with others in my garden, I think.
STOP SENDING ME THIS IMAGE.
No one respects my free human testing methods
https://open.spotify.com/track/1zVqcVaYjPxKDhMFFrJfRn?si=1ea2f4e322414ecf
https://open.spotify.com/track/2rqVAj02zaRGkNq6CR97nH?si=3d78e66968744d7a
https://open.spotify.com/track/2rpVmxAGGc18wpBREaoE0R?si=dea99f71544842dc
https://open.spotify.com/track/7G5xEOORkAAUhx6wjTRb26?si=672725d2f2b24d97
https://open.spotify.com/track/32D9ScmWcWlVyCd51jQbOS?si=26d8eda2479f4713
https://open.spotify.com/track/5j4fSU12bw4G6JDVPU7JTB?si=1ee1427ed28d451e
https://open.spotify.com/track/5hReWjUHqPqkHi31G7izL4?si=10606b2de5f54f42
Realistically the Big Chill or Big Rip is more cosmologically likely. @crackedTungsten You're more likely than I to tackle this with the appropriate level of knowledge.
Here, just for you: https://open.spotify.com/track/3bbfY8yDDwzLvvx3tFwy8i?si=19f1adaae9cb41f7
And I should probably get back to music posting, huh?
Looks like I'm in a music posting mood again.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2yqi7I6TrxSed1eJEoE1Ds?si=3HII9uoVS4KPuhx0QxnBFg
https://open.spotify.com/track/6BWwOL0DEK1aLaDjyipjZj?si=jugIGMP8TxeMmUO69Iv14A
And here's a little ditty for my fellow Timebound: https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWsghl493RZGUBEWfcqjc?si=f1EN858PTL2aNia1ZUe3dA
https://open.spotify.com/track/2jQ1P0aGT4WkNyJCeoQnb9?si=e9ecc15e292d404f
(( https://ko-fi.com/tealartifact You may recognize some of the other pieces in here, hehehe ))
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38af8ff9a91e.png It's probably time that I update my icon. I'm not that young anymore, haha.
Very well. So we are talking about it on feed. Excluding the non-carbonated Ohana line for what I hope are obvious reasons. --------- S --------- Rock & Rye. Creme Soda. Vanilla Creme Soda. Root Beer. Cotton Candy. Candy Apple. Bubble Pop. Super Pop. Firework. 60/40. It's 60-lime-40-grapefruit, to crack THAT caper. Dreamin. --------- A --------- Moon Mist Blue. Arctic Sun. Fruit Punch. Gold. --------- B --------- Grape. Jolly Green Apple. Black Cherry. Jazzin' Blues Berry. (You cannot taste the jazz. The berry is inoffensive.) Orange. Peach. Raspberry Blueberry. Pineapple. Pineapple Orange. Pineapple Watermelon. --------- C --------- Classic Redpop. Cola. Cherry Cola. Moon Mist classic. Twist. Ginger Ale. Dr. Faygo. --------- D --------- Tonic. Club Soda.
Catching early-morning reruns of old Alternian local broadcasting on this television. Who is this? Who is this. Who is this. @centaursTesticle Who is this??? Identify her at once. Posthaste. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2230e1d2c0d.PNG
source: i said so
[citation not needed no prablem]
fucking 2:03 in the morning what the hell am i doing still up
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/facba58a1d7b.png
OMFG LOOK AT THIS CAT
Unreal Heiress queue up I'm Not Okay by MCR
How did yall get coffee on your prize planets? I've been trying to cultivate but that shit don't wanna take.
Sometimes you just gotta swang that thang.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/274fbce002d2.png
Not doing jack shit to any moons, because she's a beautiful lady.
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM GOING TO CHUM HIM.... TO DEATH, GIRL!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
OOC // the equally stupid expanded custom JANE KIN FLOWER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f67926165357.png
but with al(hem7, 7ou (an make 7our own lego sets!
I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|
Aw, flower assignments seem fun. I admit I've done the same thing before, though I'm usually a little more cagey about it . Brave to post on main.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f55b86464446.png The valiant IDIOT BUG.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/832cf4717664.jpg Drool.
I shouldn't do this but there IS flan waiting. Seductively wiggling, waiting for me...
They're all the same thing except when they aren't but even then they are
The thing about unmaking beam is that if it works, who the fuck is gonna know?
Kind of the deal with destroying Time too. It's weird how much overlap godtiers have sometimes.
he wants my chimken https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d54f38e655bc.jpg
Fellow scythekind users, what kind of techniques do you utilize?
When they inevitably make a new Hades game, they should make Aphrodite's model change based on the player's taste. Supergiant should just get really invasive with porn subcategories. #hades #nsfw
(\ /) leave it to the vets! they are trained to handle this stuff, although there is a slim chance the cosmic cat's own body can manage to handle the mites on its own. it's a battle of whose cosmic energy is stronger in these cases, after all. i hope your cat is safe though! ^_^
A smart move. Wouldn't be a bad idea to schedule a veterinary visit, if at all possible.
Haha, gross. Like, poor girl, but that sounds yucky.
✐ᝰ Ice cream treat for Soleah ᝰᝰ
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Almost time to crack these bad boys out of storage and start making ice pops from fruit in the garden. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39d6687d790f.png
sometimes our dynamic feells llike you are a cheerlleader going ham at a graveside whille my unsightlly corpse pulls itsellf from the soggy soill. thank you for this
✐ᝰ Yay! Wahoo! ᝰᝰ
managed to finally stay awake for a few hours and eat my first REALL meall of the night. bllugh. im allive, technically.
Yeah, everybody thinks it sounds cool until they find out how many dead thems and dead friends it involves.
I just wanna make something clear. Something that I'm sure a handful of you Timebound assholes will nod at. The rest will tell me I'm wrong, but I'm not. Time travel fucking sucks.
This music posting shit is easy; just shake the kinnie tunes bag and the trolls come running out like you're dumping catnip on the floor for them to make a fool of themselves in.
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏 ⓘ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝! This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, murder, genocide, abuse/helmsman abuse, self harm. No Game/Rebel AU In association with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws, @guidingConfession, & @cloakedAspect 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚡 "𝚂𝚒𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚡" 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝙰𝙺𝙰: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛/𝙰𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛 It/He/Doom (Doom only for people he's close to) Actively helmed (for now) 》 Psion Power Rank [PPR]: 10 > 1-2 (weak) > 3-5 (average) > 6-7 (strong) > 9-10 (overwhelmingly powerful and rare, likely to get helmed first over other PPRs) ▪︎ Psiioniic/Helmsman ranks 12 》 A master of various code languages, on top of several of his own he's made. His hacking, naturally, is also top tier. Because of this, his title was The Encoder before he was captured at 15 sweeps and helmed. 》 He does not get along with a lot of people. For the ones who do, he sticks close to and treats like family. > Because he doesn't get along with people, and by extension, crewmates on his ship, he often looks like a mess, not allowing anyone to do the proper helm maintenance he needs. 》 He specializes in small, speedy battleships. While he doesn't like KILLING people, making things go BOOM is fun. > His ship is the Royal XOR-Wing, a battle ship capable of destroying small planets if needed. 》 He has been transferred to multiple ships because he's tried to veer course into asteroid belts or generally put the crew in danger. While he doesn't like going after opposing ships, he has no qualms about trying to kill himself and the crew. 》 He's been hard reset so many times while helmed that he can barely remember anything from his life before the ships. He just knows that he doesn't want to be there. 》 He has since earned the title The Agitator. 》 He was on molt blockers during his time helmed, so he isn't as tall or as dark as other trolls his age are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f362df9f493b.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2MvixUD8YjVy9cNqyoOvJS?si=bVV5YSohRmCiz7MGRCHTaw
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Sorry. Lemme try that again. Oh god, what the fuck is that guy?
+https://i.postimg.cc/mZzd1XtT/LUSUS.jpg LUSUS PIC !!! she just ate her special rocks !!! YAYYY [:D]+
Titicaca Water Frog. enjoy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac44e7ce2639.jpg
don't we fuckin all
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You're not even supposed to pet them wet-hands style, butter-hands style is crazy...
And I have gently prodded back in the spirit of playful jetting.
Fuck the haters, get croaking. Ribbit.
https://open.spotify.com/track/77oKfNLyXNAWYPTmpCCFNT?si=48878b5bafb24966
I do my best to spread out my suggestions. Glad it's received well.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d76b8852d89.jpg #fragranceposting
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c9dff3512a7.jpg #fragranceposting
Yeah, not intending to try, genuinely curious here.
Well, the thing about my thing, is that you could have it whenever you wanted. Didn't have to be lunch. Your thing sounds cool too though.
Cheese, ham, crackers. Sometimes turkey, if ya nasty.
Jigsaw out here describing lunchables. Wow.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14d30559aec2.jpg #selfie #oknotreallybutitsfunny
Should I start posting other links for the songs I recommend?
https://open.spotify.com/track/7uJTLqgyu4kecKVETVr5KZ?si=vOUpw_FhQOmi6_3WXjEWNA
i just have WEIRD hangups about specific, very very popullar food stuff. nobodys faullt but gogs
yeah i am unfortunatelly a taste freak and you just hit two of my big walls, 1. nuts, in anything, and 2. mixing sweet and savory. there are few things in the llatter category that i tend to llike.
well i was out of croutons so that was disappointing and the llettuce is now super high quallity. but the bllue cheese fucks and thats all that matters to me.
eating a sallad. by which i mean im eating bllue cheese, dellivered via sallad. its what i need in these trying times. #salladmaxxing
i meant more. telling you its not so bad, onlly for you to figure out, it IS mostlly that bad. feells llike catching you tripping onlly to put my toe in front of your stride 3 steps llater.
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youre nice. but i think sugarcoating it might just set them up for another fall llater.
>> no, def¡n¡te1y not many 😔 ¡'m juડt trynna he1p them fee1,, 1eડડ terr¡b1e
>> ¡t ¡ડ pretty upડett¡ng, ¡'m ડorry ¡t can't be p1eaડant to 1earn about that for the f¡rડt t¡me
] CAN A[WAYS RESPECT SOMEONE WHO CAN DO A B]T OF H]VE REPA]R
== i think... it might have something to do... with a sand-based timekeeping device... ==
sorry about my embarrassing posts i just kind of got flustered by the doxxing and then some other stuff im ok!
A classic for the clowns :o) https://open.spotify.com/track/7jKHJoOij35nfpq6PYHlFH?si=f63bacbd27374823
https://open.spotify.com/track/47cNDW1xyM03mT2kseO41a?si=33653003ec1340e7
https://open.spotify.com/track/7HZ6Ofd1vedQgESGo03MYn?si=5e78487b185f4d5b
https://open.spotify.com/track/6E7Ytt3CJEkLi8ut0l4om5?si=d60d174ec7d84757
https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWahKerLaVddUjb8d1Q4Q?si=1d021383b6644be0
https://open.spotify.com/track/3pUoLeK4j2XHIuuqU8FECt?si=ae6c8960f9024162
https://open.spotify.com/track/0NdkCBwfoWDzjDSwT9Of7X?si=9513c77f9f7c4a8a
https://open.spotify.com/track/4oKCIop7m89At6IJ8HqCPT?si=8d09c023487b4255
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Ud3deeqLAG988pfW0Kwcl?si=7fb1b4cde4a74b14
Lied. One more. https://open.spotify.com/track/77oKfNLyXNAWYPTmpCCFNT?si=Je2TXEL1TpCtTDWaw1JdGQ
One last tune before I gotta lock back in. https://open.spotify.com/track/5gS8whHdcpbkdz0qonQZF8?si=QOaaRfYlRwW6RVfqMJjeKg
https://open.spotify.com/track/1Mf0q4xcS4oo9xw9dCZhCz?si=681f6bc4652c4cf6
I suppose some introductions are in order! My name is JANE CROCKER, and I am but one face in the incalculable population of the DREAMBUBBLES! I am twenty-six years young, ten years deceased. I enjoy long walks on the memory bank, and I have a particular knack for recalling desserts from my plethora of living experience hunched over a hot oven. :B My home is wherever my humble feet carry me- particularly at the side of my BEST PAL, @galootTyrranicide. We gave Sburb the old college try, but if statistics are to be believed, there is no shame in losing! Now we spend our time exploring and in the good company afforded us by the FURTHEST RING. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/056012e162c1.png OOC // GAME OVER timeline Jane. Shares a writer with @gutsyGumshoe and @gynarchsGoverness .
4 whole boon-dollars and a lollipop from the dentist.
https://open.spotify.com/track/3e3w6DAhBjhAZ4wCXu6qnV?si=223032672d944911
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https://open.spotify.com/track/7y8X0Z04gJCKtfrnSAMywJ?si=5a06040e311d44c2
Likewise, ma'am. Perhaps I could manage a pass by your planet if I sweet-talked the right Space player. Seems like there's always something goin' on thataways.
... I agree. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Hehehe, is a guy not allowed to commit to the bit? It is pretty neat, kinda makes me wonder what other aspects of paradox space are gonna start feelin' a little less broad, sweeping, disconnected. Etc.
Hmmm...
I mean, that's the impression I got? See her all over the damn place, make ya think she's timebound with all the posting. Heh.
She's also one of the cornerstones of this damn website, it's intimidating.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f071bc0ee0bc.png GUH! @gutsyGumshoe
https://open.spotify.com/track/1Ar6DUQLqKiOoAzg7qO3ji?si=c05e86da04834d94
Not sure I should keep #musicposting if I'm getting in on Alternian genocides. Hemocides? Is there a term for that type of mass slaughter with y'all? Jfc, why am I even asking?
Don't think I've ever heard of a limeblood before.
https://open.spotify.com/track/79jQsuUX9NAaVXKTXZ2DLJ?si=f349c1aa3ddc4ae8
Oh. Well. That tracks, but fucking sucks.
>> we11, ડome of uડ are ડt¡11 around ^ ^;; depend¡ng on where you 1ook
Hello? Did I make some kind of lime convention?
Wish I could meet one now. Feels weird having this intangible line of kinship with folks that've existed, but yknow. I'll likely never be able to talk to.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a36e397355cf.png Apparently this would be my sign?
https://open.spotify.com/track/2lQbaP7YiTWfHVqzVEpT9I?si=d5f84da445874248 Why are there so many business trolls?
https://open.spotify.com/track/4t2OeILB07eMGTXSUbMPEu?si=a74b931f68674a65
https://open.spotify.com/track/376Np9VAQXL4OgvOeNMXSj?si=45c55cefe8e34687
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ux1QS7wKrayew0ZOQhE4g?si=39b21961f7ed49b3
https://open.spotify.com/track/2d4e45fmUnguxh6yqC7gNT?si=5e65e085224941ee It's my understanding that there's quite a few olive mercenaries out there. Do trolls have hitmen, or is there a more elaborate alien title I should know?
https://open.spotify.com/track/2KL4UeD4QZXpnhMjweB54Z?si=8632200cc7094f30
And? If they bitch about it, you can ask them if it's illegal to listen to music.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0uWWG6DZrLsbwLghpC7m02?si=I1AK89UuTnCcbgcgH2zePw
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Now one for the ladies. https://open.spotify.com/track/7m4pa6QJVZ5T4vf33pvLTm?si=183d4e1e767b4f06
https://open.spotify.com/track/0kFyW7WTkSIRRxIVKC2fVH?si=8bba2ac4cf964d90 In honor of shared taste! @spontaneousStratagem
https://open.spotify.com/track/7qZugV7gI0BO2b26ZSExxJ?si=bf76b546311a4a3c
https://open.spotify.com/track/5rKTGQ2Q1wndZnX7km8WYu?si=256b81c379084b4e
https://open.spotify.com/track/4Wgj6jzoI2gYlumXdYAB8U?si=2fa4c326b7ff49fa
Gonna be honest y'all, I will likely be posting too much music. Hope that won't bother too many folks.
>> yeah, Obongma on the feed ડmh
https://open.spotify.com/track/3QZ7uX97s82HFYSmQUAN1D?si=b39f0ffa009c48d3
https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWsghl493RZGUBEWfcqjc?si=bc12a09bca444918
Why does the sun shine? Why does the dew collect on the grass in the early hours of the morning? Why doe spiders weave webs and birds sing lovely songs? Why do flowers bloom? He's there because being a pain in the ass comes to him. Honestly. Naturally. >:I
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