Troll Hideo Kojima
@deathStranding
Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
Looking for a distraction right about now. #suggestive
Have you tried my game "Death Stranding 2: On The Beach" available on multiple platforms including the personal computer?
I AM TRANS. I AM VISIBLE TODAY. TOMORROW? I WILL BE INVISIBLE.
I WAS TRYING TO SING INVISIBLE BY DURAN DURAN BUT MY DUMBASS FORGOT THE LYRICS
You do not want to hear my opinions on the current drama.
I once made a video game character who could only breathe through her skin so she had to have her tits out boobily. You tell me.
#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute
I'm more than happy to help brand you.
Have you ever seen the wonderful film Jackass 2
One of my favorite films. You have great taste.
I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU SPECFICALLY FUCK YOU
sticky icky snake venom in my soda #substance
Anyone have any good book recommendations, actually? I prefer fantasy or historical fiction, but I'll read about anything.
https://a.co/d/00g8MU9k
I'm hearing rumors that they are planning on remaking my game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater". #Concerning
READ ALL ABOUT IT β [ Youβre not gonna believe this but they already did. ]
If you didn't play my game, eat shit and die. Fuck you.
1T'S NOT 4CC3SS1BL3 TO M3 >:[
It is available on the Steam platform and features a myriad of accessibility settings. Never accuse Hideo Kojima of being ablest.
just so everyone knows im going 2 heaven i main olimar n sheik
You could main a character also introduced in Super Smash Bros: Brawl.
ah man ive been spotted https://i.ibb.co/nhxzcrx/img-2174.jpg
dont worry aboat lil old me im domesticated DO worry about that other me though she looks nasty
Due to licensing agreements, in the latest update of Death Stranding: Director's Cut we have replaced Low Roar's "Don't Be So Serious" with Biz Markie's "Just a Friend". Please enjoy!
yOUr gAmE is lIterAlly UnplayablE now AssholE
π- MISTER KOJIMA, Hey it's me DK, I was in a game with Solid Snake a couple times. Could you put me in Death Stranding 3?
There is an opening in my next game PHYSINT or perhaps OD. Death Stranding 3 is a no-go. Reedus-kun is fucking terrified of monkies.
:33< mannnn tomodochi life looks so fun :33< im gonna fill my island with all the peopurr i know and then s33 who ends up togetpurr and add that to the wall :33c
been a whole 20 minutes since my last scandal what we doin next taking suggestions
i suggest a pregnancy scare
This is my friend. Please, be nice to him. https://i.imgur.com/xEmKgOr.png
This is my friend Geoff. Please be nice to him. His dad made IMAX.
at what point is it time to send your old man to a home #advice #adviceseeker #lmk #opinionswanted