june egbert :B
@earthboundBombshell
hi guys!
hairwash day :p [A raunchy image of her freshly out of the shower, hair still wet and curls flying out this way and that. She's wrapped up in a towel, from what's able to be seen. A bare faced beauty!]
maybe i was harsh..the striders i know are ok.
oh...i sure hope the striders on here are less jerkier than the ones i know! :/
[June, positioning her camera in front of her face with a baby blue robe donned. A bit of cleavage is showing, with even some beauty marks along her skin there. She holds a mug that reads "I am here for the shenanigans", because of course she is! She looks at the camera with a smug smile.] anyway, good morning!
okay, wow. woke up from my sloppy winedrunk-stupor. thankfully i didn't post any embarrassing chitts....right?
>> ¡'d 1¡ke to meet whoever ¡ડn't up poડt¡ng embarraડડ¡ng ch¡ttડ
i looked in the mirror, saw my stomach and...huff! i gave up cakes a long time ago, and yet. >:T oh well. still really cute.
sloppy winedrunk.
B33 < sloppy winedrunk would be a funny chumhandle tbh
not)(in like a good drunk to get t)(e feelins outta t)(e system for a good slaug)(terin well, one of t)(ose t)(ins apply to us at least. got a fave wine?
stella rose black is nice. and sweet. are there any cool wines that you trolls have? :o
ive collected s)(it across planets you dont even know exist. ya ever taste celibac? its from a planet i tore apart w)(ere t)(e grapes were mutated in suc)( a way w)(ere t)(ey were t)(e size a bananas and )(ad a tartness similar to dragonfruit. doesnt exist anymore cause i blew it up but you know )(ow it goes
wow. that sounds...really interesting, empress. i'd like to give it a try someday!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NAKED PEOPLE ON THE TIMELINE?!?!
... Full-Fro+ntal-Friday?
>>>(False) idols of worship >>>(Triggers) a reaction (That) takes away (Your) ability to process for a moment >>>(Countersurveillance) tip >>>(No) nudes on the dash >>>(Always) be alert
B33 < ... B33 < girl this site is horny efurry day of the w33k B33 < fork found in kitchen etc
I have no idea and I’m genuinely scared. Which is insane coming from ME of all people!!!!!!!!
[A nice picture of a glass of wine, accompanied by a book and a pair of fuzzy socks kicked up onto a coffee table! There's a Yankee candle lit in the background too. Is June a millenial?] happy friday, everyone :D i value these nice moments alone...though, i have spare glasses and fancier wine, should i ever have company one of these days :p
That lo+o+ks like an ado+rable setup, dear. Quite co+zy.
thanks! i can tell you i've fallen asleep on this couch countless times with a setup like this, hehe.
Well that can't be very go+o+d fo+r yo+ur back... O+r else, yo+u have an exceptio+nally co+mfo+rtable co+uch.
your multiverse weather reporter here! looks like we have a category 8 storm moving in rapidly. it's advised everyone evacuate the premises as soon as possible. juuuuuuuust kidding! looks like clear skies and sun all week! because, you know. i control the weather. :p
i just caught myself about to post a chitt about wine. is my age showing?
actually, thinking of it now, i'm in my mid-twenties...maybe this is acceptable.
Po+sting abo+ut wine simply sho+ws maturity, no+t age. What is yo+ur favo+rite type o+f wine to+ drink, dear?
oh! i love a good merlot. occasionally though, and more often when i want something fun, i go for moscato!
A nice cho+ice, to+ be sure. Perso+nally, if I'm go+ing to+ enjo+y wine, I like ho+ney-wine, o+r a sweet red o+f so+me so+rt. I believe the o+ne I drink mo+st o+ften is called Pino+t No+ir. I've also+ been to+ld by so+me o+f my clients that that enjo+y watching me ho+ld a glass o+f that, while I wo+rk. I do+n't fully understand it, but it's a pleasant eno+ugh drink, o+verall. #nsfwimplied
well, maybe it's a mind thing? some people like the niceties of a simple, but elegant, glass of the sweet red? i dunno. i drink it after a long day. always helps ease the tension in my shoulders.
O+h, I didn't say my clients go+t to+ drink any. They just like watching me ho+ld the glass. I think it has so+mething to+ do+ with rainbo+w drinkers being similar to+ vampires? But the co+lo+r is co+mpletely wro+ng, if they're trying to+ imagine that it's a glass o+f blo+o+d. I just chalk it up to+ individual taste o+f aesthetics. Still, what do+ yo+u do+ in yo+ur day, that yo+u carry so+ much tensio+n in yo+ur sho+ulders?
well, that does make sense. not sure. maybe you are just a very elegant rainbow drinker made even more elegant by a glass of wine! oh, you know...the usual. playing funny pranks. being a god. making it rain and subsequently making it blazing hot. the works.
I'm a little co+nfused by ho+w making things rain makes anything 'blazing ho+t'. But that do+es so+und like quite the active life. I spend mo+st o+f my time wo+rking at my tatto+o+ and piercing parlo+r, so+ mo+st o+f my tensio+n is in my fo+rearms, perso+nally.
fit check? :D https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cc/d5/32/ccd532201c82586fb69358fc039da0f8.jpg
I need to stop checking this website so often bein' exposed to beautiful women like yourself all the time is goin' to do something irreversible to my head at this point.
gee, thanks :p don't go prodding around the internet if you aren't prepared for mass beauty attacks, i guess? :p
thanks! fun fact: i made the second shirt myself. with a lot of blood and sweat and tears and help from rose.
The fit is irradiating pure nerd energy. 8/8 ::::)
oh my. you all are very sexual on the timeline.
hello everyone! [Insert: The most beautiful picture of a tan-skinned beauty, fitted with only the finest windwoven garb money could buy. A big buck-toothed smile, dorky glasses, and jet black curls fill the image. She's even waving to the camera!] couldn't find any good pictures so i decided a selfie would be nice. how is everyone tonight?