june egbert :B
@earthboundBombshell
hi guys!
anyone else here like doin random math problems for fun to see if they can figure shit out without actually taking the proper class to learn it sometimes
if yov covld give yovrself from 5 sweeps ago any bi+ of advice, wha+ wovld i+ be?
love a good pair a' man tits. #nsfw
hope the beautiful young thing reading this is having a great day. unless it aint a beautiful AND young thing reading this (both adjectives mandatory bee tee dubs, audience evaluations only no self diagnoses accepted). in which case get that undeserving gaze off stat or im blowin the alarm n momma didnt raise no spitter
chrissake cant believe they keep cardin me at the drive thru like aight yeah i get it a LA tens off the goddamn charts this side of the mason dixie n it aint every day you get to rest your eyes THIS easy. but thirty aint the only dirty im servin n daddy needs his morning martini extra olive #substances
take it as a compliment! being carded at age thirty is pretty freakin sweet.
aight well first of all maam youd best put that th*rty back in your mouth n swallow it right the hell down cause im forever twenty one. but i mean yeah i do look pretty fresh its sweet its true
hmm! maybe start off with wearing clothes that make you look older. like suits! and ties! that maybe should do the trick.
1m not a sub never been one #nsfw
anyway my blood was on the floor cause i thought it would be funny to attempt to juggle some knives and believe it or not i was doing pretty fucking well all things considering. the issue came from one of dirks newest bots deciding it meant i was challenging them to a strife for some reason and now that bot is being turned to scraps for other projects
[June, positioning her camera in front of her face with a baby blue robe donned. A bit of cleavage is showing, with even some beauty marks along her skin there. She holds a mug that reads "I am here for the shenanigans", because of course she is! She looks at the camera with a smug smile.] anyway, good morning!
looking good sis!!!
sloppy winedrunk.
B33 < sloppy winedrunk would be a funny chumhandle tbh
not)(in like a good drunk to get t)(e feelins outta t)(e system for a good slaug)(terin well, one of t)(ose t)(ins apply to us at least. got a fave wine?
stella rose black is nice. and sweet. are there any cool wines that you trolls have? :o
ive collected s)(it across planets you dont even know exist. ya ever taste celibac? its from a planet i tore apart w)(ere t)(e grapes were mutated in suc)( a way w)(ere t)(ey were t)(e size a bananas and )(ad a tartness similar to dragonfruit. doesnt exist anymore cause i blew it up but you know )(ow it goes
wow. that sounds...really interesting, empress. i'd like to give it a try someday!
maybe.
hwat folder are you putting me in (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, click and drag play, power imbalance, archiev rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c6c94f25ef6.png
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NAKED PEOPLE ON THE TIMELINE?!?!
[A nice picture of a glass of wine, accompanied by a book and a pair of fuzzy socks kicked up onto a coffee table! There's a Yankee candle lit in the background too. Is June a millenial?] happy friday, everyone :D i value these nice moments alone...though, i have spare glasses and fancier wine, should i ever have company one of these days :p
That lo+o+ks like an ado+rable setup, dear. Quite co+zy.
thanks! i can tell you i've fallen asleep on this couch countless times with a setup like this, hehe.
Well that can't be very go+o+d fo+r yo+ur back... O+r else, yo+u have an exceptio+nally co+mfo+rtable co+uch.
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is this the troll version of raceplay??
Just putting these here. :) making me feel all confident. Also, because they'll get buried with how frequent i speak of dumb shit. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77d59e969602.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
Lets see we got: ✔️ Person being stalked livechitting his every move. ✔️ A separate asshole stalker openly doing his revenge plot on an ex ✔️ That undisguised human trappes on Alternian running around with their location being broadcastes to all of chittr ✔️ Can't forget about the chasers. Lol Anything else going on today????
yes! i am wineposting. getting sloppy wine drunk, soon. and being beautiful.