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evvil and intimidatin skyhorse in the background could make this a honest masterpiece nep
lesbian drama on MY chittr feed
i dont drink wwine
D --> You have the lesbian flag badge
:33 < i like alternan spirits dipped in pepsi
still waiting for a chance to talk to one of those hollywood daves though.
wwere out of apples noww sorry evveryone not prevviously measured is 0 apples tall an does therefore not exist
:33 < i like my coff33 hot!
:33 < bleh i like pepsi in my coff33
GREEN AURA.
you smell like shit bro
i *HOPE* that it cascades into a disastrous intersocial snafu
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It's funny how people think Rose has ever had her shit together. Like, ever in her existence.
THE EVERYTHING.
holy fucking shit [Picture of Sara at The Bug Zapper (TM). Her hands are actively glowing blue, as she is holding up her hand to the Bug Zapper, completely unaffected by the zapper part.]
why is she being so stubborn over this :/ #vagueposting
Literally the most drippiest Serket on here with the most clout and illegal drugs. How the fuck am I NOT the 8est Serket!?!?!?!? Quit lying to yourself, you fucken know you love me, toots. >::::)
they better not let my hungry ass in those broodin cavverns
well time to stop looking at the feed for about half an hour ish
COULDNT YOU HAVE SAID IT JUST NOW. >:B
oh mb ill speak up HEY LETS TRY NOT DOING THAT OK ROSE CAN YOU TRY DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD BECAUSE YOU DESERVE NICE THING'S
:33 < hisssssss
im not goin to explain wwhy my gender expression made me think i wwas included in your lineup of theoretical suitors and just take the hint.
im almost tempted to step forwward but im not sure i wwant to be an accomplice in an unhealthy coping strategy.
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
ha hahaha she wants me to what? oh i'll do more than that.
sorry, doll... 1 cant turn off the charm...
i wwant you dead if that matters
i am hollow
X @apatheticApostacy x
YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP *THIS* BITCH? HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!
a plurality, maybe evwen a majority, of livwing species are obligate parasites.
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY.
she could not have been that good you have to let go do a few paces arwound a table that usually worwks trwy poetrwy but like make surwe it is not sappy shit because then you starwt to go into a prwose spirwal of yearwning and that is basically game overw maybe like not do poetrwy neverwmind do not do poetrwy
rose.
.you shitbags dont wanna see people happy and being themselveS .be honesT .you want the drama and the gossiP .if the tea doesnt flow chittr doesnt want iT
y'know, outside of the vapid and readily available hyperdegeneracy, the single worst thing about this site is having to watch people who look—and, on paper, are—exact copies of some of my closest friends and loved ones, yet are just... not them. not even remotely. half the time they don't even behave like actual people. it's like watching a funhouse mirror try and reconstruct someone you care about from memory. genuinely unsettling shit. :B
MATESPRIT MONDAY. WHAT THE FUCK. OKAY. I LOVE MY GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND DOLL STRIDER. SHE MEANS THE FUCKING WORLD TO ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE WITHOUT HER. PROBABLY MISERABLE. SO. <3 @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD
TRULY THERE ISN’T A MORE PATHETIC BREED THAN THE LALONDES.
Good, you shouldn't care what anyone has to say! That's a good step furward ^w^
I meant flaws specifically not faults, my bad. Try leaning into it fur the sake of mewr own purrsonal health.
:I
lol.
and, hey, i respect that. vwhich is vwhy im offering to shavwe and put on my best marilyn monroe impression. because i care. #ally
I’LL GET YOU HIS CARD.
eh, i can vwear a vwig. ill let you call me sole/fin.
a good screwving vwill havwe you right as rain.
all this tar slingin is makin my mighty kraken feel some type a wway im onto you my little wwild flowwer
an a course naturally as is your dummy human wwackadoo religions givven right i invvite you to wwatch so that wwe may baptize our unfairly thwwarted kismesissitude wwith a bloody snog my plush vviolet mixin wwith your narsty girl swwill
nah
Its 0kay y0uve p0sted cringier shit
Just Be Happy I’m Not A French Bloke
Oh, to be clear, I agree wwith their idea a a patriarchy.
For pride month, and to demonstrate I am not a misogynist, I will start posting #lesbianlifehacks. God knows those women need some help getting their shit in order.
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▲i mean clearly you just don't love her enough▼
▲i mean im not against it i guess▼
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:33< yeah alright fine :333< heres bush :33< https://i.imgur.com/84ZjIGI.png :33< #nsfw
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it was number 69, a(tuall7, (an 7ou believe it?
thats the magic, you dont hawve to! check out the loathed tab from the main dash ;)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 16: latula pyrope #cheating #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl ah tula. second holder of the mystical #pyrump. the original pickme girl. shes not like other girls, though she does still put out. she exists in an interesting space. i think shes the gal vwhos most likely to be looking for something serious out of us beforans, at least for me anywvays. kinda puts me off her. but then, shes dating mituna, but... its complicated, yknowv? you wvouldnt knowv that she wvas seeing anyone by the vway most of the ones i come across act. hell, they dont evwen play it up like the feferis vwill. still, its hard to go vwrong vwith a gal vwith legs like that. other thing you gotta keep in mind vwith latula is that its all an act. shes desperate for you to think shes cool. underneath it all, shes just a scared girl wvho knowvs there wvasnt a future for her before sgrub came and sawved the night. she has to be different, she has to be special, she cant let you in. mind stuff, yknowv? so use that. vwalidate her, tell her hovw cool she is, but let her feel like that approwval could go avway at any moment. drip-feed it to her. get her hooked on your vwalidation then let her go through vwithdravwal.. other thing: wvideo games. offer to game vwith her. thats an easy wvay into her hiwve and then into her panties. make some dumb bet wvith her and shell probably throvw just to let you feel her up or strip her dovwn. shes lonely, shes vwearing a lie and she knovws it, theres space to wvriggle on in there. offer comfort, a shoulder, an ear. wvrap an arm around her and let her yap about wvhatevwer game shes into that vwipe, and if you start to feel her up wvhile shes blabbing, wvell, vwhos keeping track, right? the ratingz bod: alvways fit, usually has some meat on her, alvways has that perfect fat pyrope ass. might just hawve the best legs outta all the gals i knovw too. the leggings do a lot for her too. 8/10 wvariety: this is the problem, i just hawvent played wvith enough tulas to really hawve a handle on em. i only ewver see the wvideo games thing wvhen i do. its a fun bit and all, but if i can be honest? nevwer gotten that in depth vwith one. gonna call this a 6/10 ease: eh. shes into it, but shell probably vwant too much commitment out of it. could just be a me problem though. 6/10 personality: wvery subjectiwve. do you find the gmer grrl thing hot? then youre in luck. obnoxious? youre boned. maybe try transitioning her to an e-girl type thing, thatd be fun. 7/10 ovwerall: 7/10. i dont dislike her or anything, just havwent tended to get too many good bites. im more than happy to be prowven otherwvise though ;)
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▲wonder if Lynera would freak out if i got my horn pierced▼
yeah. im just as generic as they come. lets sweet bro and heller jeff
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howv meu meu, howvs it hanging kitten?
ah hell naw this is like watching the dumpy fuck from jurassic park go safety issues are just minor growing pains the park is open its completely safe the hell it fucking is mr john hammond this aint no ordinary theme park if the pirates of the caribbean ride breaks down the pirates dont eat the fucking tourists straight up why are you trying to get ate rose wait dont answer that ew better question why are you trying to revive prehistoric shit in your modern day life your ex is your ex
Meep morp to you too
JuST FOR THAT. JuST FOR YOu. I AM MAKING A NEW POST. WHERE I TALK ABOuT MY FEELINGS. INNOCENT. HARMLESS. RELATABLE FEELINGS. I WILL NOT TAG YOu IN IT. BuT YOu WILL NEED ELDRITCH THERAPY AFTER READING IT.
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