♠ hated by @eldritchTherapy
shes what now
That's all you're gonna say to your ex? I'm hurt... Kidding lmao I'm not. How's the replacement Maryam doing for you or whatever the Jade8loods name is?
Wow, held off on 8locking me for THIS long? You must really miss me, it's okay I know I'm great. ;;;;)
▲great well, while the gods mobilize against the anti god shit I'm going dark again, i know what to do ▼ ▲ @eldritchTherapy i love you ill be back soon, ill be safe, i left you a burner in the hive if you need it ▼ ▲ @emptyEyes ... well, least you should know too ▼
If you're reading this, you won the game.
herwe s to hoping
@aventurineCopycat
i have all the fucks to not give.
Hello Dearies! I Have Decided To Announce This Next Thing From The Account Of a Dear Friend Of Yours I Shall Soon Be Live Streaming The Unveiling Of My Humble Statue Shortly, Be Sure To Tune In! - Lady Temora Kalnia
have you checked hell?
its good if the people you care about know whats going on with you
rose!! you woke up :D is everything ok??
its ok :P i already have a few and ive been told theyre pretty hehe :) ill be keeping an eye on things to make sure were all happy with the agreement going forward :D
i told you i dont give up easily :)
good dogs dont bite great dogs know when they need to >:T
she can heal but ill make sure you cant
anyway i probs woulda gotten my shit blown smoov off after like the 82nd time i made that joke while time travelin
▲i cant see your posts, UGH, ok, just... ▼ ▲like this if youre ok, pity it if youre not, and hate it if you're really really not▼
same question
how what who was?
Laikiplier...
ok.
<What. I have never done that in my life.>
[ #laika40k final!!! ] hestia aka @apatheticapostacy has been eliminated! sorry daraya! final round! the gentle persephone vs the relaxed aeolus for persephone vote with <3 and <> for aeolus vote with <3< and c3<
▲cull every kanaya▼
Starting to think I just have an affinity for Hope players at this point. Feels like a cruel joke.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @eldritchtherapy your Face That Your Brother Could Do More On His Own Always Talked Big Acted Like A Total Prick To You 24/7. But It Was An Endearing Way, The Way He Was Insufferable Was Charming It Was One Of The Reasons You Kept Him Around As A Friend Well That And Psychoanalyzing Him Was Rather Interesting To You. but Well, You Didn't Really Get To Say In This Matter Did You, Your Body Moving Without Your Own Agency, Tasks Needing Fulfilled By Your Lovely Lovely Patron And So They Decided To Take Over Rush Along The Busy Work. you Could See Everything Through Your Eyes But None Of Your Actions Really Were Yourself That Night Were They, And So When Dave Came Along Trying To Stop You You Didn't Stop. given It Was Reasonable To Ask You To Stop, Doing These Things You Really Didn't Have A Choice In The Matter Of We're Getting More Concerning. After All Right Now You Are Literally Trying To Devour A Planet So Fairs Fair. but As You Went On And As You Tried You Are Very Hardest To Continue, He Kept Getting In The Way. it All Happened So Fast, Straight Through His Chest He Didn't Even See It Coming. Well He Didn't Think You Would Be The One To Try And Kill Him Did He, Numerous Nights Like This And You Never Did Execute. No Matter How Much He Or Jade Or John Or Really Anyone Else Who Could Bug You Tried You Never Really Hurt Them. but You Quite Literally Weren't Yourself Tonight. you Got Your Control Back Almost Instantly You Didn't Really Care What Your Patron Would Have To Say About That. You Held Him In Your Arms As You Apologized Repeatedly Him Cracking His Stupid Jokes As Always as The Clock That Should Have Brought Him Back Was Rigged To Fail. your Patron Had To Teach You A Lesson. your Brother Died In Your Arms That Night. are You Over This Yet? #death #violence 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.
Snooze you lose, 8a8es. I'll just continue to 8e the 8est Serket, while you deal with........ *That* mess of a me, I suppose. Shrug!
Y'know? Some things don't need to 8e shared online. Yes, hypocritical coming from me, don't get started on that. >::::/
the grindin never stops. rose.
1'LL PL4N TH3 T1NY HUM4N FUN3R4L FOR TH3 T1NY T1NY HUM4N! >:D
𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 #𝕤𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⠿⣶⣦⣄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⡄⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠂⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣇⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⢠⣾⠋⠸⣿⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠸⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⣰⡿⠧⠤⣤⣿⡆⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠉⢿⣦⠀⠘⣿⣦⡀⢻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣰⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠠⣿⣷⣶⣿⡿⢿⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣷⣿⣷⣦⣄⠀⣹⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣧⠈⠻⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠘⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⢸⡿⢾⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⠋⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡟⢻⣿⣷⡀⠀⣿⡀⢠⣤⢀⣠⣬⣿⣤⣄⡘⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⢸⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣉⣿⠀⠹⣿⣿⡄⢹⡇⢈⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⣸⡇⣸⣿⡀⠀⣿⣷⠀⢻⣿⠛⠉⠻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣼⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣹⡇⠘⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⢸⣇⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠙⠳⠶⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣇⢻⣿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡇⠰⣿⡿⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣦⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢹⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠀⠻⠷⠴⠾⠋⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡏⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣧⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⢶⣤⣀⡀⠀⠐⠶⠤⠴⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⡏⣠⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⢻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢶⣶⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⠿⢟⣿⣿⣾⠟⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢿⣿⣟⡹⣷⣴⡿⣿⣅⣰⣿⠋⠙⣿⣄⠀⠸⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⢹⣷⣾⠋⠉⢷⡄⢶⣾⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡏⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⠀⣼⢧⣿⠉⢉⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀ ⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢀⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀ ⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⡿⡆⢸⣿⡆⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀ ⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⡟⡹⠁⣼⡟⠃⣿⡀⢸⡄⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄ ⢸⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡘⠁⠀⣹⣷⣶⣟⠁⠀⢳⣀⣀⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⢉⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠘⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠀⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣷⡿⠟⠁⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠹⣷⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢹⣯⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣛⣉⣉⣁⣰⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡿⠁⠀⠀⢰⡎⠀⠀⣼⣿⡝ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠃⠀⢠⣶⠋⠀⢀⣼⣿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣶⣦⣽⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⢃⣴⣿⠋⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣠⣶⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠿⠟⠛⠁⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
bigotry is only cool comin from a girls mouth wwe all knoww this
even that guy. holy shit. FACEPALM THE THIRD.
evvil and intimidatin skyhorse in the background could make this a honest masterpiece nep
lesbian drama on MY chittr feed
i dont drink wwine
D --> You have the lesbian flag badge
:33 < i like alternan spirits dipped in pepsi
get a grip.
still waiting for a chance to talk to one of those hollywood daves though.
:33 < i like my coff33 hot!
:33 < bleh i like pepsi in my coff33
i *HOPE* that it cascades into a disastrous intersocial snafu
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/0ac08f302b61.png had one hell of a workout $e$$ion, might treat my$elf to hotpot or $omething a lil later
It's funny how people think Rose has ever had her shit together. Like, ever in her existence.
THE EVERYTHING.
holy fucking shit [Picture of Sara at The Bug Zapper (TM). Her hands are actively glowing blue, as she is holding up her hand to the Bug Zapper, completely unaffected by the zapper part.]
why is she being so stubborn over this :/ #vagueposting
Literally the most drippiest Serket on here with the most clout and illegal drugs. How the fuck am I NOT the 8est Serket!?!?!?!? Quit lying to yourself, you fucken know you love me, toots. >::::)
they better not let my hungry ass in those broodin cavverns
well time to stop looking at the feed for about half an hour ish
COULDNT YOU HAVE SAID IT JUST NOW. >:B
oh mb ill speak up HEY LETS TRY NOT DOING THAT OK ROSE CAN YOU TRY DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD BECAUSE YOU DESERVE NICE THING'S
:33 < hisssssss
im not goin to explain wwhy my gender expression made me think i wwas included in your lineup of theoretical suitors and just take the hint.
im almost tempted to step forwward but im not sure i wwant to be an accomplice in an unhealthy coping strategy.
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
ha hahaha she wants me to what? oh i'll do more than that.
i wwant you dead if that matters
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i am hollow
X @apatheticApostacy x
YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP *THIS* BITCH? HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!
a plurality, maybe evwen a majority, of livwing species are obligate parasites.
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY.
she could not have been that good you have to let go do a few paces arwound a table that usually worwks trwy poetrwy but like make surwe it is not sappy shit because then you starwt to go into a prwose spirwal of yearwning and that is basically game overw maybe like not do poetrwy neverwmind do not do poetrwy
rose.
.you shitbags dont wanna see people happy and being themselveS .be honesT .you want the drama and the gossiP .if the tea doesnt flow chittr doesnt want iT
y'know, outside of the vapid and readily available hyperdegeneracy, the single worst thing about this site is having to watch people who look—and, on paper, are—exact copies of some of my closest friends and loved ones, yet are just... not them. not even remotely. half the time they don't even behave like actual people. it's like watching a funhouse mirror try and reconstruct someone you care about from memory. genuinely unsettling shit. :B
MATESPRIT MONDAY. WHAT THE FUCK. OKAY. I LOVE MY GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND DOLL STRIDER. SHE MEANS THE FUCKING WORLD TO ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE WITHOUT HER. PROBABLY MISERABLE. SO. <3 @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD
TRULY THERE ISN’T A MORE PATHETIC BREED THAN THE LALONDES.
Good, you shouldn't care what anyone has to say! That's a good step furward ^w^
I meant flaws specifically not faults, my bad. Try leaning into it fur the sake of mewr own purrsonal health.
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I’LL GET YOU HIS CARD.
eh, i can vwear a vwig. ill let you call me sole/fin.
a good screwving vwill havwe you right as rain.
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 16: latula pyrope #cheating #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl ah tula. second holder of the mystical #pyrump. the original pickme girl. shes not like other girls, though she does still put out. she exists in an interesting space. i think shes the gal vwhos most likely to be looking for something serious out of us beforans, at least for me anywvays. kinda puts me off her. but then, shes dating mituna, but... its complicated, yknowv? you wvouldnt knowv that she wvas seeing anyone by the vway most of the ones i come across act. hell, they dont evwen play it up like the feferis vwill. still, its hard to go vwrong vwith a gal vwith legs like that. other thing you gotta keep in mind vwith latula is that its all an act. shes desperate for you to think shes cool. underneath it all, shes just a scared girl wvho knowvs there wvasnt a future for her before sgrub came and sawved the night. she has to be different, she has to be special, she cant let you in. mind stuff, yknowv? so use that. vwalidate her, tell her hovw cool she is, but let her feel like that approwval could go avway at any moment. drip-feed it to her. get her hooked on your vwalidation then let her go through vwithdravwal.. other thing: wvideo games. offer to game vwith her. thats an easy wvay into her hiwve and then into her panties. make some dumb bet wvith her and shell probably throvw just to let you feel her up or strip her dovwn. shes lonely, shes vwearing a lie and she knovws it, theres space to wvriggle on in there. offer comfort, a shoulder, an ear. wvrap an arm around her and let her yap about wvhatevwer game shes into that vwipe, and if you start to feel her up wvhile shes blabbing, wvell, vwhos keeping track, right? the ratingz bod: alvways fit, usually has some meat on her, alvways has that perfect fat pyrope ass. might just hawve the best legs outta all the gals i knovw too. the leggings do a lot for her too. 8/10 wvariety: this is the problem, i just hawvent played wvith enough tulas to really hawve a handle on em. i only ewver see the wvideo games thing wvhen i do. its a fun bit and all, but if i can be honest? nevwer gotten that in depth vwith one. gonna call this a 6/10 ease: eh. shes into it, but shell probably vwant too much commitment out of it. could just be a me problem though. 6/10 personality: wvery subjectiwve. do you find the gmer grrl thing hot? then youre in luck. obnoxious? youre boned. maybe try transitioning her to an e-girl type thing, thatd be fun. 7/10 ovwerall: 7/10. i dont dislike her or anything, just havwent tended to get too many good bites. im more than happy to be prowven otherwvise though ;)
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yeah. im just as generic as they come. lets sweet bro and heller jeff
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howv meu meu, howvs it hanging kitten?
ah hell naw this is like watching the dumpy fuck from jurassic park go safety issues are just minor growing pains the park is open its completely safe the hell it fucking is mr john hammond this aint no ordinary theme park if the pirates of the caribbean ride breaks down the pirates dont eat the fucking tourists straight up why are you trying to get ate rose wait dont answer that ew better question why are you trying to revive prehistoric shit in your modern day life your ex is your ex
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