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guy 15 years older than me outside of a bar: boy i could really go for a good cigarette right now. things have been hard since the divorce me who heard 'good boy' and got so hard i got lightheaded: what #nsfw
kinnky trennt reznnor be like i wannnna wear you onn mmy gennitals is that annythinng for you freaks #nnsfw
I am scared of almost all of the trolls here, no offence, it's just that your law enforcement wants me DEAD.
youd think hed have heard that one before
That wouldn't be horrible, just don't rat me out to the imperial drones.
i aIn't sHaRe aNy pIcTuReS Of mE By mYsElF, i aIn't gOt mY PaInTs oN, bUt tHaT WaS JuSt cAuSe i wAs kInDa lAzY :o) BuT WaSsUp. hTtPs:o//64.mEdIa.tUmBlR.CoM/950fEf44E8560cDb6f23CcC13c724b1d/aB7E9Ef3745Ff017-B6/s1280X1920/B1Eb8bB940071bF403DdA389195c152a93A1D819.pNg
I'd like a woman who shares my taste in liquor.
I am not going to care about types or sex at the moment. What I will care about is finding a Coke and a rum somewhere.
I now realise I'm just too miserable to be horny. Oh, hey!! An unopened pack of cigarettes!!!!
I killed a man working as a police officer, and the station covered it up; this haunts me every day. What is Alternias law enforcement like, if any?
i uhhmmm like spunky and kinda..creepy chicks, y'know? i mean i don't really complain regardless since i don't really have enough "privilege" to HΔ▽E a type in the first place. i'm lucky if anyone even looks in my direction so y'know, i take what i can get? but that doesn't mean i don't enjoy...stuff! ok chitt over i'm digging myself another grave
>+. #LOWBLOODONLOWBLOODVIOLENCE .+<
i love wommenn who could lift mme with onne armm nnot evenn breakinng a sweat. who wannt mme
actually 1 more bc i thimk im funny #nsfw gonna tear in2 a dilf liek im a zombie
It is virtually impossible for a failure to be someone's type.
my typ3 1s fr34ks... v4mp1r3s, z0mb13s, gh0sts, wh4t3v3r. 0r p4rty grlz l1k3 m3. t33h33.
>>| #nsfwe #violence #gore i need to rant this .out lf my system. so you know, we have .organs, body parts .and .other stuff that holds .us together? like tissues, muscles .and .even .at some part bones too. but that's just recounting .all the details .of troll .organism. .of how he .is constructed. but what .i really love .after culling, .is to deconstruct the bodies. participating .in decapitation .and .amputation .and visceral cleanup. just going .all messy .and bloody .into someone's messed .up body. feel the .insides, the .acid tubes .and .acid tract, big pulsating blood pusher, ventilating bellowsacs .and .all twisting thinkpan. .and .after taking them .out, scooping the last bricks, last pieces .of the puzzle, .it .amazes me .of how .empty the body can be, like .a hollow carcass. .after giving .a good view, .i just throw .it .away, sanitizing .everything .of course cause who wants the smell .after such job? phew. that was quite .a while .i haven't done such discussions .of my secondary hobby. .i didn't .it previously because there's quite .a few humans .on chittr, who .are very sensitive .enough by .our culture. but what shocked me the most, .is low .amount .of cruelty from my society. yes, culling here .and culling there, hut what .about grub juicing for tbe paintings? much more severe .and disgusting doings? .and much more .unimaginable than rape. .i .uhh, do have .one .image .in my mind .on what .actually my people .are capable, but .i haven't seen nothing much near to such grotesque viewing. well. that's that from me. feeling like .a newborn wiggler, .unawaiting for the trials.
Does~ Anyone~ Know~ Any~ Good~ Rustblood~ Exorcists?~ I’m~ Tired~ Of~ My~ Alarm~ Clock~ Being~ The~ Ghost~ That~ Throws~ Mugs~ At~ Me,~ And~ I’m~ Running~ Out~ Of~ Mugs.~
#nsfw #tagginjustincasebcimresponsibeke :) foamign at the mouth abt dilfs. yeah thts the post. u get no more hront up rox
>+. SEE MY TYPE IS. IT CAN'T EVEN INCLUDE "HAS A PULSE" BECAUSE SOMETIMES DEAD PEOPLE ARE HOT .+<
sometimes you eat the worm sometimes you are the worm
My ex-wife keeps missing me... but her aim is getting better!
I am miserable, and I drink all my problems away. Apparently, people are into that now. Wow! #substance
god he's so fucking cool https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/troll%20fred%20durst.png
So far, hiding from drones has been working out well, especially with the disguise. It is hard getting used to the abundance of death on Alternia, though. I feel like I have to solve every case, but that doesn't really matter here, does it.
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME TO CELEBRATE THE UN DEATH OF SOME RANDOM GUY I'M GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH MY FUCKING SUICIDE. #THISISAJOKE #SUICIDETW #LIGHTGORE
its because discord image links decay and stop working for embeds and stuff i think. If you upload it under an image hosting site like imgbox or something similar and get THAT image url it shouldnt break!
oh we are talking about types now? oh dear look at the time ive got dinner to go get ready for (if any of you three say a freaking word i swear to god… YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
m00d. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/4b59564d9f856510b8fcc778d41b8f59.jpg
https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/2dda62b5e08386767c2ba54f12a3a31e.jpg
Getting fucked up at a concert with someone I met off chittr. If I die, know I died sexy. I also formally decline getting my stomach pumped. #mysterious #idkwhatimtaking #stayhydrated8itches #su8stance
i basically just put veggies which apparently drives some people (my brother) up a wall
oh okay so itchy fell into the backrooms. good to know
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6accc87f34e1.jpg Sculpting is my passion
I NEED TO BE #HURT BY SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. #NSFW
I am a miserable man, but at least I have a good taste in liquor. #substance
yall making me feel like a prude and I go around on the regular tits out basically some if you need to chill out lmao #nsfw
doe2 anyone miind iif ii freak iiTT 2en2iiTTiive 2TTyle dii2claiimer TThii2 po2TT ii2 NO77!! abouTT 2ex!!
iim goiing 2 freak iiTT 2en2iiTTiive 2TTyle whiile playiing pokemon plaTTiinum
>O+ @AMARANtHINEtHREAD I'M DONE, GOING BACK tO IGNORING HIM ONCE AGAIN.
i will be your safe space, assuming you want your safe space to judge you horribly <3 #safespace
You know peanut butter and chocolate pair quite well together, someone should do something with this information. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
i lied btww evvil is cool guns are forevver if you think differently ill be in the gravveyards at midnight cloaked in a deep vviolet cape wwith the crosshairs hoisted at my side i spend thirty minutes standin there EVVERY NIGHT
Goodness gracious! I think perhaps my paper got mixed up with someone else's. #nsfw https://imgur.com/bHJZunS.png #thegrayladies
Between_the_#EridanWeek_and_the_horny_posts, I_don't_know_what_the_hell_I'll_talk_about_because_neither_of_those_seems_like_fun_to_talk_about.
TROLLS ARE JUST BIG FOR NO REASON SOMETIMES I SWEAR
Since_I_saw_some_people_sharing_their_pictures. I_figured_I'd_share_one. __https://64.media.tumblr.com/187d807c51a60e1ed7b6cb88f50b2432/892f3eab37ebc1ee-a3/s1280x1920/c2063c41f6000cf8da0a5c27b68b9a982532371a.png
:33< i truly dont know :33< thats why i strike back at this furked up and evil world!
def gunna be 70day’s affirma7i0n….cx #subs7ance #vi0lence h77ps://cdn.imgches7.c0m/files/4590ccd1ccee.jpeg
HEY THERE PRETTY THINGS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0EF8F8C9AFER9FER.WEBP OK_SQUASH_7FER10'S ART! CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG!
I_have_mostly_recovered_from_the_bewilderment_of_the_reaction_to_my_picture_from_yesterday. Low_expectations_for_tameness, but_it_seems_I've_missed_most_of_the_chaos.
Anyways, here are my thoughts on whats going to happen at #eridanweek / #iwantcandy orvwhatever we are calling it now 1. Everyone because some dumb fucking trickster 2. Everyone gets mindcontrolled 3. A cult is made 4. A other bomb goes off and since it is bunker everyone dies 5. A Eridan finally loses it and kills everyone
never let your enemies know your next move #kissthem

i miss raves i wanna go 2 a rave so fucking badly sigh #substance
i'm taking up ꥟ffers f꥟r any꥟ne t꥟ be my pers꥟nal ashtray. must be quiet and must be ꥟bedient. (#nsfw)
:33< im meowing at mew :33< MEOW! :33< MEOW! :33< MEOW!
genuinely curzing eridan ampora httpz://i.ibb.co/r2fynzft/2026-04-03-04h-kleki.png i claim thiz energy xux #antieridanweek #antiamporazlop #amporazlop #nothingweek
✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png

Come here and make me.
Well, I suppose I can't stop you. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
My blade has grown dull. I need to sharpen it today. #nsfw Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Been awfully quiet on the whole "doing my job" front. Not a whole lot going on, which I should be grateful for, however it has left me rather bored. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I don't understand the word 'lose' I only understand the word 'learn'... daleee
▼y'know, makes sense now why we have so many eridans to spare▲
#canceleridanwweek
the right moment doesnt exist so id rather flop in all fucked like instead of just nevver showwin up
I see, best of luck. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Noted. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I bought estrogen today, this is good news. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
The people have spoken, they ψant to see my boobs. I ψill oblige you in a feψ hours.
:33< absomewt bullshit i nefur went godtier :33< total bullshit :33< i want cute fairywings!
:33< straight up furreaking it, and by it i mean drawing yumeships LOLZ

Adorable.
nothing like being pressed against a freezing brick wall on an ice-cold night and feeling the sear of being used as an ashtray #nsfwe #violence #gore #kink
Remember to find joy in things, even should you lack proficiency. Ego sum ira Domini.
psa: there's one rosie n one eridamn that have now made an enemy 4 lyf... watch urselves out there i'm not boutta forget dis... #wizardtournament
Barkbeast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/310e79dafe88.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.

*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation.
I see, I enjoy being nice. That's all there is to it. Ego sum ira Domini.
Things will turn out better, there will be light for you at the end of the road. Blessings upon you. Ego sum ira Domini.

#SexyEvilSurgery
Bow dowN to maestRo aNd he may show his owN seГf-poRtRait https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/27/115904252_i7ZYHISgds4WyZ8.pNg

I believe it's time for me to take a break and reflect upon what I've done. Adieu, Chittr.
where did my bones go #realquestions
X Wow I’m over DOUBLE my age in human years holy shit- 2604 human years old x
i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
why that tragan troll have homophobia in their eyes.
ZEES EES Ze Zird dm i 'ave gotten tonig't claimEEN i am an offbrand troll malcom x i do not know any trolls named malcom
👁️🗨️ Mel has guilt for many things but being catholic is not one off them. #nogods #nomasters #nowitnesses 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 76 LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, 33 70 68 80
You are welcome. I am always here for you, my dear constituent.

lusting f𖦹r fresh bl𖦹𖦹d
spinnin clay sounds fun ngl. but you knit anything recently ee?
felttttt dat hoenstl its like da best part a beinn
°0 I believe you are meant to call these "gains". #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c33b0ea5a6e.jpg (3-) 0°
Preparing a list of NPC dialogue to use while I'm out and about on a longer job. So far I have "Hmm... Interesting..." and "(indistinct grumbling)". I'm accepting suggestions.
Do not give up. There are opportunities for hope everywhere. To experience bad times is to acknowledge the happiness that came before and will come after.

I know, right?
Adding "heartbreaker" to my bio, apparently.
⚇ bleed 'em like a stuck swine. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #violence #holyviolence ⚇

One time I slept with someone that said I "snored like an adorable mouse". There was no second time after that. #nsfw
🎦 pick yourself up and seize the day!!! there is still time to gain legacy pointz!!!
The Caverns Are Closed Today Because A Grub Set Off The Overhead Fire Sprinkler System
Investigating the site by holding up a comically large magnifying glass and peering into it. My computer is now on fire.
This is a reminder that crime is legal as long as you don’t get caught.
What if I did everything and nothing forever and never.

D3ar God, Why? B32t R3gard2, Zabrak

#pr3ach
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
I predict somebody will say something stupid in the next hour. #justseerthings

2ad vagu3thir2ting god your3 2o fucking right THANK YOU

Torn b3tw33n thir2ting on th3 int3rn3t and vagu3 2adpo2ting oh what a tim3 to b3 aliv3
𐂯 rawr! lol. is that even a thing anymore??? bark https://i.imgur.com/LpZqS18.png
Detestable. Any just society would oust the leaders of such unfair conditions. Wishing you all the best. Ego sum ira Domini.
COWARD'$ WAY OUT. IF THEY'RE ANNOYING AND HOT THAT JU$T MEAN$ YOU GET TO FREAK THEM BLACKWAY$-$TYLE.
Havingg fun att Clurcch! httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/bd/80/IvWjvBzE_o.pngg
:33< mew efur get jumpscared by an opossum on mewre way out to the dumpstpurr? :33< i know i have in this post i will give mew a great recipe on how to make opossum tartar
NO WAY, IT'$ MY WRIGGLING DAY ON FRIDAY. WE $HOULD TOTALLY THROW A JOINT WEEKEND-LONG RAGER

some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
Oh yeah! You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great! Except that I had to sit between two lovin' cerulean women with excruciatingly severe quadrant issues, and the little grub in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was well, the title is just too long to say! And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out, (my fault) And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside, And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me... you know why? 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position, 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position, 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position! Ah, hahaha! Hahaha! So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full cycles, Draggin' along my alchemical set and my head bag And my tenor spells and my twelve-pound firearm, And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark hand. But finally I arrived at the world famous Serpaz Helilo's Hive Where the jokes are oh so funny, And you can eat your soup right out of the accordion if you wanna! It's ok, they're clean! Well, she had checked down and turned down the jokes, And she turned on the client program, And she's just about to finish up that conversation with Sova, That she loves so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door! Well now, who could that be? She says "Who is it?" No answer, "Who is it?" There's no answer, "Who is it!!!" They're not sayin' anything! So, she goes to check the commotion and open the door and just as she suspected It's some purpleblood with a sea-salt curly Komeada haircut and only one smile! Oh man, she hated that she was right. So anyway, he shifts into her room and he grabs her lucky accordion! And she's like "Hey, you can't have that!!!" "That accordion been just like a accordion to me!" And he's like "Classic mistake." And she's like "Give it!" And he's like "Not unless you join." And she's like, "Okay." So she shot his hand and he grabbed her hardhat, And she swore she'd cull him and he grinned despite the pain, And she tried again and he caught her by the wrist, Yes indeed, you better believe it! And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook! And twenty seconds later, she heard a familiar voice! And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said! It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator!" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator!" In The Alpocalypse! Alpocalypse #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse #PartTwo
Not sure what "Santa" is but this is very joyful. Thank you for sharing as usual. Ego sum ira Domini.
I hadn't expected so many offers of aid. It's good to know caring folk still exist. I will let you know. Ego sum ira Domini.
After doing some research and making the proper purchases I have planted my first seeds! Wish me luck in making them prosper! Ego sum ira Domini.
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
look im seein a kerfuffle on my timeline ovver some trashy asshole hackin my account and sayin i ate my horse if you KNOWW me you knoww im savvin that horse for a truly fuckin rapturous occasion
Do you require medical aid? Ego sum ira Domini.
I often show up to mock duels when I have the time. It's good to hone my swordsmanship. Ego sum ira Domini.
Saw this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48c7ec2630ba.png Ego sum ira Domini.
have yØu killed. will yØu kill. when will yØu kill.

could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
dfstyacgvwhjuikunxbdejnovwklseptbhiknrdf fewnikpohcewdsklbgveljkrsdbnvk #rubmahbelleh https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486193859443556382/r24ytggjcxbb1.jpg?ex=69c49d64&is=69c34be4&hm=0d54bfc5bd6e09e59969bedb7bb984215da83f83d55f81fa18600cae4ad73f1b&=&format=webp&width=1055&height=819
My RumblesphereS ArE OnlY PerceivablE In YouR MindS~ #nsfw
/=||== - IM NOT ONE TO POST ACTUAL pHOTOS BUT I FELT LEFT OUT NOT PARTICIPATING IN TITTY TUESDAY, SO YOU GET ANOTHER CORRIG ORIGINAL PIECE - HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/BOOB.PNG #NSFW -
alright yeah Zure why not read 'em and weep. fellaZ fellaZ there'Z plenty of thiZ aZZ to go around ((ooc: Zource - Zelf-made)) httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/03/24/rZZ_67674871_KoyabvniyxbKnye.png
=^owo^= getting head from a highblood call that multiculturalism #nsfw
:33< this is the sw33p of meangirls :33< me and the bestie are talking shit :33< and yes its about mew t33h33

You can't unfumble what hasn't been fumbled in the first place.

new #chittrchallenge boys push your spheres up against another boys and post a photo (in this thread haha) to determine whos are bigger! kyaaaaa! trusted voters including myself will be the final say. (tags: challenge, rivalry, mine are bigger, bl, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

Be warned. I bite https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png #nsfw

girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!

self concious omega violetblood x smug alpha goldblood (tags: omegaverse, casteplay, caste difference, age gap, toxic quadrant, quadrant flopping, #nsfw, fishy pheromones, i could smell you from miles away, archive rating: M)
Well try finding what you don't like in other trolls.x I'm sure there is a troll who is doing much worse than me right now.x And that makes me feel fine.x
My lusus gøt a little tøø excited førr dinnerr. Blubberrbeasts werre deliciøus thøugh. Nøw he's in the ablutiøn cage. https://i.imgurr.cøm/YSiaVbn.jpeg #lusus #lususpics #lususpøsting
when ii wa2 liittle ii u2ed two watch peanutbuttergamer and pretend he wa2 my lu2u2.
dont blame me or my suspiciously data shaped burlap sack
>MAN WITH A MISSION - DATABASE #NOWLISTENING >FUCK YOU
:33< going clubbing tonight with my besti333333 :33< wish meow luck and catch meow at pounce 33
YOu NEVER HAVE TO WORRY. ABOuT MEETING YOuR HEROES. IF YOuR HERO IS ME. FOR ONE. YOuR GOAT WILL NEVER BE WASHED. EXCEPT FOR WHERE IT COuNTS. MY AuRA IS uNENDING. AND I ONLY GET INTO DRAMA THAT I DIRECTLY CAuSED. ON PuRPOSE. TO TANK THE RATINGS OF MY ENEMIES. I NEVER LOSE. EVEN WHEN I LOSE. I GAIN SOMETHING THAT YOu DON'T HAVE. THEY CALL THAT SHIT. CALIBORNOMICS.
CALIBORN IS MY FAVORITE PERSON HERE TOO. I WANT TO PuSH MY BIG BuXOM BREASTS. WHERE HE CAN EASILY SEE. AN IMPRESSIVE SEVERAL METERS OFF THE GROuND. AS IS REQuIRED. GOD I JuST LOVE CALIBORN. WE SHOuLD ALL TOTALLY. WORSHIP HIS EVERY WAKING MOMENT. AND I SAY THAT. WITHOuT ANY DuRESS. OR uNDuE ACTION. TAKEN AGAINST MY LONGEVITY. OR ANY INTENTION TO. CRY OuT FOR HELP. I AM OF SOuND. MIND. HEART. SPIRIT. AND BODY. IN LOVE WITH CALIBORN.
:33< mewre so right

Date and time. I'll be there.

I'll kiss you.

rainbowdrinker who only drinks from human boys but refuses to admit they taste best "whos manjuice" chapter one coming soon! (tags: rainbowdrinker/human, internalized homophobia, BL, just one taste, hurt/comfort, angst, unreliable narrator, cravings, #gore, #nsfw, thigh biting, scent sensitivity, fantasy, loose magic system, secret royalty, archive rating: M)
WE SHOULD ENSALVE HALF THE MEN AND MAKE THEM FEMBOY SLAVES. THE OTHER HALF GOES TO WORK AND US WOMEN AND OTHER GENDER NON MALE PEOPLE CAN BE BETTER OFF
howws this https://files.catbox.moe/u0qk4r.png
gonna kiss all my alt versiosn onnthe motuh. or cheek. werespect boundsries.
wwell hello https://files.catbox.moe/j89153.png
:33< which one were mew again?
:33< girl id tell mew but in a pawblic purrlace?
:33< as my dancestor is so fond of saying :33< i may be cringe but i am fur33
:33< chaos chaos let it reign :33< all these bugs are in my brain :33< i s33 now the worlds gone blind :33< that is how i found my mind
nobody is having my fucking weed

new #chittrchallenge! ^_^ record yourself doing push-ups until failure and post the audio here! (tags: whimpering, GWA, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion. #whoreremembers #nsfw

Mayb3 w3 2hould gat3k3pt chittr a bit hard3r fuck m3 thi2 2hit2 2low tonight
PEnis sErious, pEnis dElirious. Go into thE woods call that pEnis mystErious. PEnis various pEnis hilarious. Dawn of thE agE of thE pEnis Aquarius. PEnis ponticulous pEnis mEticulous. WEaring my clown shoEs I'm pEnis ridiculous. PEnis furious, pEnis bi-curious. What you do today may just bE pEnis injurious. PEnis infamous, pEnis limitlEss. Stopping mE from rapping is pEnis mischiEvous. PEnis vividnEss, pEnis dEliciousnEss. What you'rE doing is pEnis villainous. PEnis frivolous, pEnis witnEssEs. CausE a problEm that is scandalous. PEnis ominous, pEnis bottomlEss. Thanks for listEning my namE was pEnis Nicholas. #poEtry
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:33< oh girl i know she rules in the best of ways

Forced cold turkey for three minutes. #ImDistressed

I don’t mean to shame any of my beloved followers but a pair of abs just followed me. This is even more intense than the boob situation. #nsfw
me and my twØ dads that hate each Øther :)
sOmEtImEs I bE lOoKiNg, BuT a MoThEr FuCkEr NeVeR tHe LoOkEd. #wOrD
:33< girl whats she gonna do hunt down ONE little rusty who said mean shit online? do mew have anya idea how meowch of a pain in the ass that would be?
Excuse Me Miss, I Don'7 Me@n To Sound Like A Jerk 6u7 I'm Feelin' Jus7 A Li77le S7ressed Ou7 From Work could You Punch Me In The S7om@ch And Pull My H@ir? spi7 On Me, M@y6e Gouge My Eyes Ou7?
:33< why stop at indigos mew gotta get good at fuchsias :33< all the way to the top bestie!
they go to the crine scene they paw @ the evidence they put tha killer behind bars
:33 < the gummy bear was behind it all #WAKEUPSH33PLE! :33< no offense to my furiends who are sh33p adjacent
"LOUIZZ, LOUIZZ! WHY I$ YOUR CLA$$ A MAID?" BECAU$E FIERCE I$ FIERCE HUNNI. "GAGGGGG"
Catgirl to catgirl collaboration!
catgirl 2 catgurl communicashon catgirl 2 catgurl... conversashon
It Is Honestly Sort Of Confounding Because They Never Actually Explained Who Is Party Rocking In The Hive Tonight Just That They Are
:33< yeah sorry besty dont furry though they all knew me there too
:33< i went to mad at mew island and efurryone mew knew was there
[TAKING BACK$HOT$] ERRRRM... $HE$ *RIGHT* BEHIND ME, I$N'T $HE?
hatin ass bitch 😳👉💜 link in bio
:33< cats were cats were the cats :33< we purray at night we stalk at night were the cats :33< im the giant cat that makes all of the rules :33< lets s33 what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into!
Saw this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20e018e8f539.png Ego sum ira Domini.
:33< ill sing mew the song of my peopurr :33< meooooow meow meow meow meow meow meooooow meow meow meow meooooows
Using "kys" at the end of a reje€tion email for an entry-level position I am requiring FAR too mu€h experien€e for>>>>> #BossShit #BusinessTips
:33< fureaks mewre all fureaks <3
:33< what do mew call a moobeast with no legs? :33< ground b33f!
:33< here have an imowge of troll becky and her lusus :33< who GIVES a shit https://i.imgur.com/9bBq2bg.png



















































































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