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@fivefingerFillet
Now I simply MU5T know. React to let me know if you would let me kill you and bake or otherwise cook your remains into a lovely savory pastry or dish~ (( #gore #cannibalism
absolutely not unless you wanna take care of my kid man
I would crimepost but I think I'm done upsetting people for one day
Upset the bitches, they deserve it. For saying I were dead!!!!!!!!!!
Just between us frogs, a certain bitch nearly put me in the grave. Oh, if only I had a handsome nurse to tend to my wounds!
I’ve returned. It would seem my invitation was… underutilized. Not a single question left in my absence. How unusual. One might assume there would be at least a handful of curiosities lingering—something unasked, unresolved, or simply inconvenient enough to leave in writing rather than voice. And yet— nothing. I won’t pretend that isn’t a touch disappointing. Still, I understand. Questions tend to feel more pressing in the moment, and far less so when given time to settle. Or perhaps some of you found answers elsewhere. That does happen. In any case, the offer remains. You may ask. I will answer, where it is appropriate to do so. There is no need to wait for my absence next time. I am, as ever, available.
I5 Mi55 5nowman actually allowed to hurt me? I wa5 ju5t poking a bit of fun! :)
That would depend on the triggering actions. Although I do my best to ensure the ensnared amphibians of the Felt do not harm each other outside of strictly cultural rituals, I do recognize that the Carapace Peoples have more violent courting.
I can't outrun her forever, but I can absolutely try!
Fret not. You don’t need to outrun her forever. Only all the others she is chasing. Equally endlessly.
you also cant outrun bullets
Depending on when they're coming my way, I might!
WHAT THE FUCK SLICK HOOKED UP WITH SNOWMAN????? @slowDozer @amorousFortune @fivefingerFillet @sixpinsImpaled @misterSeven @exiledUniverse @banishedQuasiroyal @adamnGoodtailor @sawBuck @mrBenedict @imBiscuits @maximsBelt @engineNoise
It's true, I saw their trails before it happened, you can aaaaalways trust me~
Do you see where mine's going now? Does it seem to be getting closer to you?
AYOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY BITCHES AT??
Probably nursing his hangover from last night 🤭
Ought to go out to town to get some ingredients to prepare for the party later~ #cannibalism #dontworryaboutit
Chalk shell or Dersite.
I was going to offer ingredient suggestions to make the dish taste better. But suit yourself.
Melted butter, freshly minced garlic, lemon juice. Parsley, smoked paprika, and salt or pepper are good additions to bring out the flavor more.
Prospitian, or Dersite? Prospitians tend to have more naturally tender meat, but tough as it is Dersites are ever so flavorful~ #cannibalism
taking cØmmissiØns. yØu give me 10 bØØnbucks. and i dØ nØthing. :)
Counter offer: I give you 5 boonbucks, you taste test the sauce I'm making for tonight's dinner.
Would anyone be interested in playing a game of five finger fillet.
For fuck's sake. This is exactly 0% of what I meant. Do your fucking numbers summon you like some unholy facsimile of a shadow magic ritual?
No need to be excessively rude about it, Droog. Do you despise the Felt that much? Or is it just me?
I assure you, it isn't personal. Knowing your cohorts I can't say I imagine you're sincerely interested in a fair game, though. Am I wrong.
Of course I'm interested in a fair game! I'll already know how it ends, but I'm interested in it all the same~
Just one is fine. Keeping track of multiple is more of a hassle than a prize.