♠ hated by @flurriedFiduciary
↘️oh, she has tricked you into being her protector.↘️ ↗️ELEMAYOH.↗️
↗️CEASE.↗️
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↗️I AM NOT A PERVERT.↗️
↗️THEY HAVE INCREASED IT JUST NOW, ACTUALLY. THEY SAID THEY WANT THE JAILBLOCK EMPTIED BY THE END OF THIS WIPE. THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE YOU HANDLING ALL OF IT.↗️ ↘️your welcome.↘️
↗️I HAVE RECEIEVED AN ENTERNET MAIL FROM YOUR OFFICE. THE OPENING LINE IS THANKING ME FOR THE RECOMMENDATION THAT YOU ARE GIVEN A HEAVIER CASELOAD. THEY HAVE SEVENTEEN PENDING EXECUTIONS ON FILE, AND THEY ARE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR SHIFT TOMORROW.↗️
↘️does anyone else's lusus still insist on packing them midshift meals despite knowing you have already properly fondled the situation.↘️ ↗️DULL BOY DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY ARRANGED MYSELF A SUCCULENT FEAST OF PRONGS-ON OINKBEAST BARBECUE.↗️ ↘️nor is he satiated by my additional carrying of blue cheese.↘️ ↗️HE IS SO ANNOYING.↗️ ↘️this is why we do not allow custodians in the workspace, barring special occasions.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY EXHAUSTING TO DEAL WITH.↗️
↗️I, WROTHE AIARAY, UNDER NO PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONAL OR EXTERIOR DURESS AT ALL↗️ ↘️barring the various pieces of detritus that has entered my breathsacs↘️ ↗️WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND A VERY GRACIOUS AND ALSO GENEROUS THANKS TO MY PERSONAL TAILOR↗️ ↘️ @crypticClinomaniac ↘️ ↗️FOR GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO STITCH ME A NEW SUIT, WHICH IS IMMACULATELY ADHERED TO MY EXOSKELETON WITH SUCH LITTLE ROOM FOR ERROR THAT I NEARLY FORGET TO DISROBE EVERY TIME I DO MY BIWIPELY ABLUTION IN THE OFFICE PRONGSCRUBBING STATION.↗️ ↘️it is like a second skin to me.↘️ ↗️EVERYONE ADMIRES MY DAPPER ATTIRE AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO THEM.↗️ ↘️my horn aches at the base from the force of my exertion.↘️ ↗️BUT I LOOK IMMACULATELY STYLED WHILE I STRUGGLE AND ALSO THRASH.↗️
↗️DON'T YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF MUNDANE TASK TO FAIL AT AND CRY ABOUT.↗️
↘️i watched a new employee laugh at my business card.↘️
↗️IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY, IDIOT.↗️ ↘️you are like the trolls they tip upside down for the purpose of mopping the office tile floors.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY ALMOST USELESS.↗️ ↘️your superiors should be ashamed.↘️
↗️I SEE. YOU WERE HATCHED YESTERDAY. THAT IS WHY YOU ACT LIKE THIS.↗️
↗️WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE BOSS YOU ARE STABBING, BY CHANCE.↗️
↘️i have escalated my concern from the workplace to beyond that.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRIED IN YOUR OWN COURT.↗️ ↘️and punished in your own gallows.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE REALLY SLASHING UPWARDS, LIKE A TOTAL SOFTPAN.↗️
↗️WERE YOU A PERSONALITY HIRE OR SOMETHING.↗️
↗️I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT CHOKING WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SWALLOW A BOILED CLUCKBEAST REPRODUCTIVE BYPRODUCT WHOLE.↗️ ↘️i am okay though.↘️
↗️I VALUE YOUR OPINION EVEN LESS.↗️
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
you are not culling anyone you have "piss my pants every 15 minutes" vibes
↘️literally who are you.↘️
↗️THIS IS TRUE. YOU ARE.↗️
↘️unimportant.↘️
↗️WHAT ARE YOUR SUPERIORS' NAMES AND WHAT ARE THEIR CONTACTS.↗️
↗️SO THAT I CAN REPORT YOU TO YOUR HIGHER UPS FOR JUST AND COMPLETE PUNISHMENT, WITH AS MANY BLUNT, INTRUSIVE OBJECTS THEY CAN THINK TO RIGHTFULLY FLOG YOU WITH.↗️
Okay. I will be §erving you per§onally then. Goodbye.
I under§tand that. I do not like that the two of U§ are §haring it. Change it or el§e. Thi§ i§ your final warning before I DO i§§ue the cea§e and de§i§t.
Why doe§ that other teal have the §ame quirk a§ me. Get §omething el§e, thi§ i§ a warning.
Genuinely, get out of there and find another job. I will be contacting Hi§ Honorable Tyranny. Keep thi§ §obgrub §hit up and he will likely club you down on a whim for annoyance.
I LikE FishiN' FoR PeoplE To FlirT WitH ;3
Do you forgive me?
Just eat the body.
Open wide
You know. A little nibble.