♣ mediated by @fourleavedClover
Hey, thought I'd post a selfie, seeing as people were doing that yesterday, and WOWIEAMIFEELINGSOMETYPEOFWAYRIGHTNOW. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f8bff940ea.png @sixpinsImpaled @sawBuck @fourleavedClover @amorousFortune
i stuck once fridge :( you dying now
i got on here cause i heard we were having charms discourse.
Anyone got a nice sexy momma they wanna hook me up with, namely one who knows how to salsa. #nsfw
i am threatening to pull karkat from this fight if crowbar doesn't stop being a bad sport.
Whoever hit Clover off the Chandelier with a broom I'll talk to the Doc about getting you a raise.
anyone but you. i'm not into short men.
who's up for a friendly brawl in, say an hour? men only. less clothes the better. #nsfw
Alright humans and the like (trolls?). It's ya boy, ITCHY. Need advice that isn't strewn in childish cookie talk? I'm here. I'm queer. And I'm ready to advice your sorry asses into next Thursday.
all of your cars are safe, trust me.
i'm planting five more car bombs today. start your engines with caution.