♦ pitied by @gallowsCalibrator

You guys hate me man, won't date me or fuck me in the combination long john silvers and a&w what the fuck do I have to do to convince you people #nsfw
❤ Getting compliments on my PFP I think is great motivation to finally post the whole thing <3 <3 <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/211c64b5ceda.png ❤
DO YOU NEED A #CULLMOMMY? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3262FD57E1C1.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1684BE9DC34D.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/30B2A88B66F6.JPEG #NSFW #BEFORANCULLING
@ANONYMOUSECATALOG JUST POSTED THIS CANDID OF ME GETTING BENT OVER AND ROYALLY COMPLETELY FUCKED. WHAT’S THE VERDICT? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7475E40B072A.JPG #SUGGESTIVE #HIVEARREST
FUCK DO YOU MEAN. 「VANISHED.」 I'M RIGHT HERE. 0u0

:33 < Purreaking!! We have an update on the #Situation concerning Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido's arrests the other night!! :33 < The pair was arrested outside of the Rusty Spade the night of the 16th on multiple counts of aggravated assault and resisting culling. :33 < Mew leaked photos show their arrest outside of the Rusty Spade bar!! :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out the following night, and is now on hive arrest, while Damara remains at large after having vanished furom her cell! :33 < Her whereabouts are currently unknown, and the Cull Brigade is searching fur her. :33 < Unfurtunately I could not get my paws on the uncensored version of Mistfur Vantas's arrest photo, so all those juicy details about what may be hidden undfur that censor bar are left up to the imagination... #BefuranCulling #KarkatVantas #MissingPersons #PersonOfInterest #Drama #Gossip #JailBird #Leak #LeakedPhotos #Arrested #CensoredGills?? #WhatIsHeHiding!!! #JailedCuties #MogShots # LeakedImages #CullingStruggle #YuriBait #NipSlip [images submitted by @chelifurmGyves and @handMaid <3]

:33 < Controversial!! Should you give your lusus a palmhusk? :33 < Some sources indicate yes! :33 < Although your lusus may not be able to speak in the traditional manfur that doesn't mean they can't expurress themselves! :33 < Following is a statement furom my own lusus! ":33 < HGGHRHJKSKNHRHjhdhj937ywhll dhhhhhhhhhhr rhhsklrppuwuh dbbwh72727yagnrhrhjjjjjjjshwjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjueywyeyy beheheuuehehehop!!!&÷hehhwj......&^÷hhrheioue77f749" :33 < How infurmative!! Thank you Pounce! #Sponsorship #IHuskSponsor #Controversial #HotTopic #Drama #Debate

THE #FELTOPENING IS FUZZY. I WOKE UP WITH THIS AS NOT ONLY MY PALMHUSK LOCK SCREEN, BUT MY HUSKTOP, MY TELEVISION LOADING SCREEN, AND SOMEHOW ALSO TAPED TO THE MIRROR IN MY ABLUTIONBLOCK. THANK YOU @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701, I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T ALSO SEND THIS TO FUCKING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. FEATURING @CENTAURSTURMOIL TOO. DON’T WE ALL LOOK SO CUTE. I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/059A9C647786.PNG

SOMEONE GONNA MAKE THOSE DATING APPS BUT FOR TROLLS AND CALL IT BINDER. AND INSTEAD OF TROLLS ONLY USING IT EVERY SPIECES CAN USE IT.
𖠰Watering my plants. Greedy little fucks.
Thii2 ii2 2o good! II am currently haviing 2ome ii22ue2 wiith my priinter driiver2, but a2 2oon a2 II get that worked out, II am totally 2howiing you the phy2iical one II am makiing and giiviing two @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic

iT HELPED A LOT, tHANK YOU,

yAY i NEEDED THIS, iN THESE TRYING TIMES IN MY LIFE, tHANK YOU,

hAHA THIS IS, sO FUN AND SILLY, i LOVE YOUR CREATIVITY, tEREZI,
STOP REACTING LIKE THAT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR PITY. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, ITS JUST LITERALLY SO FUCKING ALIEN TO ME THAT THERE COULD BE A VERSION OF ME WHO ACTS LIKE A FRESH-FACED WRIGGLER. ITS ALMOST EMBARRASSING.
some body tell jane to let me win at uno :( @gutsyGumshoe
...OKAY I DEFINITELY SEE HOW IT CAME OFF THAT WAY AND I'M SORRY. WHAT I MORESO MEANT TO IMPLY IS THAT THE WOMEN IN OUR TEAM ARE ALL EXTREMELY SCARY AND HYPERCOMPETENT COMPARED TO THE MEN WHO ARE ALL KIND OF WIMPS, BUT I DO SEE YOUR POINT.





