♦ pitied by @gangstasCrossbones
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
despite my chumhandle, i can ”lock in” if needed.
* i consider myself a bit geeked, but i try my best to be locked in overall
my take on lesbians? they can do vwhatewver they wvant, but itd be cool if theyd let me vwatch. no pressure though #nsfvw
EЯRЯRЯRM. CA_ WE ЯREDIЯRECT FOCUS BACK O_TO THE OЯRIGI_AL SUBJECT OF THIS POST. ME?
࣪⊹₊˚{ BOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b693069987bf.png - MC Oleana
@ga_gstasCrossbo_es GЯREAT GOI_G, _UMBSKULL!!! IS THIS GUY BOTHEЯRI_G YOU QUEE_.
࣪⊹₊˚{ .... }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i miss my lusus }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #whalefall #whalefell }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hey wait dont talk about her plucking my fins where the commoners can see }>_>{ its EMBARRASSINGGGG }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youre going to make them think im not the one in charge here when i literally am }>____<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but also do you think you could stay four the day? or are you busy orrrr what }˚₊⊹ ࣪
AWWW. YOU WA_T TO COME TAKE IT OFF ME? ;oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT IS YOURRRR PROBLEMMMM!!!!!!!! STOP FLIRTING WITH ME IN PUBLIC FOUR A SECOND! YOUUUU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO FORKING DO! }*O*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ HOLD ONNNN HOLD ON IS THAT MINE???? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
PEOPLE SHOULD LISTE_ TO THIS GUY. HE K_OWS BETTEЯR THA_ A_YO_E ELSE HOW IT FEELS TO BE U_DEЯR ME A_D MY BOOT. ;oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GOD }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you are SOOOO SHAMELESSSS!!!! wearing my color like THAT! }*ㅁ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
MY FISHI_G OUTFIT? :o?
࣪⊹₊˚{ hold on }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what are you wearing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢gyuuuhh~~ (ФqФ)megane-san is jitto mitsumeru. ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: jitto mitsumeru means staring with his kyool eyes.]
｢mmhhhhmmgghhmmmgh megane-san is getting good tingluz (｀∀´)｣
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
owwww owwwww owwwww fuk owww :(
Let's n⬡t get crazy n⬡w. - MC R⬡se🌹
SHIIIIIT. SO BESPOKE, BESTIE. :oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ the incomprehensible verses.... a result of think his pan curses....???? }*_*{ }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
Lik£, wait. Lik£, huh! Lik£, OMG.
DIFFEЯRE_T GUY. STILL BLEEDS THE SAME HUE A_D WO_'T AFFECT THE FLAVOЯR PЯROFILE.
1m on my hands and knees 1ts not fa1r 1TS NOT FA1R
Awww :) look At whttt rrel sent meeee from our lst l|l get 2gerher :) | Almst remmber th|s 1 https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/cd98bcbc523A.webp
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōH DōŌōŌō... We hAvE A NeW... hA7E AcCōŌōŌōUn7?... ŌōŌōŌr dŌōŌōŌeS... 7HiS PeRsŌōŌōŌn... JuS7 dIsLiKe... Me?...
@affectio_ateTrampli_g VIOLET DI__EЯR O_ ME TO_IGHT. :oX
SO TЯRUE! YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HIVE SO WE CA_ CELEBЯRATE. ;oX
SEAЯR MEAT SEASO_ED WITH SALT, GЯROU_D WHITE PEPPEЯR, GAЯRLIC POWDEЯR, O_IO_ POWDEЯR, A_D THYME I_ A HOT PA_ U_TIL BЯROW_ED O_ ALL SIDES. BЯRUSH WITH DIJO_ MUSTAЯRD. SAUTE MUSHЯROOMS A_D SHALLOTS U_TIL DЯRY. WЯRAP MEAT I_ PЯROSCIUTTO, LAYEЯR WITH MUSHЯROOM MIXTUЯRE, A_D E_CASE I_ PUFF PASTЯRY. EGG WASH THE PASTЯRY A_D BAKE U_TIL GOLDE_. LET ЯREST FOЯR TE_ MI_UTES AFTEЯR BAKI_G, THE_ USE A SEЯRЯRATED K_IFE TO CAЯREFULLY SLICE I_TO THICK ЯROU_DS. SEЯRVE IMMEDIATELY O_ WAЯRMED _UTЯRITIO_ PLATEUS. SEЯRVE WITH DAЯRK, FULL-BODIED GЯRAPE SOPOЯRIFIC.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i just got anon hate on grumblr calling me a CHUCKLE CHASER.... AGAIN!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT. THE. FLUKE. }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
LET IT BE K_OW_ THAT CHUCKLE CHASEЯRS AЯRE ALЯRIGHT I_ MY JOKEBOOK. ;oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ i told you not to call me that in public already. }>_>{ i have an image to maintain!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Lik£, okay lik£, YAY!!<3
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What I lik£, look for in lik£, a n£w hir£!: 1) Lik£, you hav£ to b£ lik£, cut£, LOL. 2) Lik£, pr£f£rably lik£, £njoy b£ing lik£, mistr£at£d and lik£, st£pp£d on (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) but lik£, if w£ n££d to w£ can lik£, totally lik£, b£at that into you (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) during lik£, training! 3) Lik£, hav£ to b£ willing to lik£, inv£st in n£w cloth£s for m£ if I lik£, ask! Although lik£, this on£ isnt lik£ a r£quir£m£nt I just lik£, would lik£ totally lik£ it if you would!!! 4) Lik£, what£v£r uniform I say lik£, go£s, lik£, LOL. Lik£, pl£as£ w£ar a suit with lik£, mayb£ th£ top f£w buttons lik£, undon£ and lik£, you n££d to w£ar a ti£ lik£, pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£, lik£, LOL. HAHA. #nsfw
BUT WHAT IF I'M _O GOOD AT IT... AS IF!!! LOL, LET'S SCAЯRF DOW_ EACH OTHEЯR'S GAY BACO_. :oX
Would you partake in a gay bacon with me, Miss Thuban? - MC Oleana
O_LY O_E OF THESE THI_GS MAKE A_Y SOЯRT OF SE_SE TO ME, BUT I'M ALL ABOUT IT. MAYBE PЯRIDE MO_TH AI_'T ALL THAT BAD.
I would be remiss to allow any substandard gay bacon to cross your palate. A proper offering should be simply caked and dripping with glucose toppings. Would you allow me to top for you, sir? - MC Oleana
Scream-building eXercises today. The Chairmancer is in the tower, so I better hear those chitinous windholes ripped raw. #MacroCullsmos #Business #Violence #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
CALL IT MY SLUG THE WAY IT LEAVES YOUЯR I_SIDES BATTEЯRED A_D BЯRUISED. ;oX IS WHAT I WOULD POST IF I LOST A_Y SEMBLA_CE OF SELF ЯRESPECT OЯR FU_CTIO_AL PA_ ACTIVITY.
⊹₊˚{ i know i have more important stuff to like, attend to nowanights but.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ughhhh i actually miss FLARPing SOOOO BAAAADDDD }T_T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ but i dont know if i could play again without it getting between me + my devotion of #motherarms! }>_\{ + the other stuff im apparently ""responsible four"" or whatever }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hAd sssssoooo much fun w my nwe fro|ends @ #edsbeAchep|sode got soem cute p|ctrues w ssoem cool trolls (n A hmAn | th|nk) :) heresss my l|l s|ut hehe https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/745A78cb5922.png
♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪ @gangstasCrossbones #bugrave
th|s took WAY 2 lng 4 me 2 f|nd :) me l|ekkk | th|nk Almst 7 sweeps Ago! At some event fro who knos whAt https://|.|mgur.com/pG1gMXF.png
ty ty bosss |m rlly try|gn :)
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
1 2 3 4 uhhh cmon on let me hAer u rAor 1 2 4 3 #teAmsulkl |s whut were do|n |t 4 yAAAy tAem skuklll :)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9e9009f624f.png MOOOOOO! #lususposting
:33< nyow ive got them on the ropes tine fur my finishing blow :33< M-MEW WANNA KISS MEOW SO BAD IT MAKES MEW LOOK STUPID! :33< *the mighty huntress tears up slightly at her cringe ass quip*
stupid lime bitch DOESNT HE KNOW HES DEAD MOOVE ON TO THE OTHER SIDE ALREADY #deathmention #mooo
Your name is WITNEY MADDER. Not only are you a DECORATED WRANGLER for the GOLDENROD AIPOMS, an ARENA STICKBALL team of great repute, but you also are known as a DEVASTATINGLY CAPABLE GLADIATRIX of the FIDUSPAWN ARENA. You may have a more humble lot in life than your MIRTHFUL SUPERIORS, but you enjoy minor celebrity on the colony of POMON, and you like to MILK THAT STATUS for all it's worth. Your expertise of the Fiduspawn Arena carries further than just the field of battle, however, and you occasionally work as a GUEST STAR on several RADIO and TELEVISION SERIALS. This means your time is split between TENDING YOUR HERDS, making your MOOVES TO GREENER PASTURES, and TRAMPLING THE OPPOSITION, be it on the velvet diamond or in the warehouse you converted into your very own Fiduspawn Arena. It's a rare night without an sighting of you STAMPEDING from one obligation to the next. Your mother, one of the FINEST SPECIMENS OF MILTANK AROUND, imprinted a great love of dairy into you at a young age, and every AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FESTIVAL is a new chance for you to add to your already vast array of BLUE RIBBON WINNINGS, a rare chance for you to lord your superiority over OTHERS OF YOUR OWN CASTE. Your trolltag is affectionateTrampling [AT] and you type with a charming nonchalance, UP UNTIL YOUR TEMPER HAS BEEN TESTED! ((icon credit and potential further art credit to https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade :D))
EVEЯRYO_E'S ALWAYS CLAIMI_G TO BE A_ ELITE EMPLOYEE. THE BEST OF THE WOЯRST. BUT I SAW @gratuitousA__uity CHEW THE GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS SUPEЯRIOЯR'S SHOE A_D LICK THEM BOTH CLEA_ AFTEЯR. A_D HIS PICTUЯRE IS THE O_LY O_E O_ THE WALL.
⊹₊˚{ oh, so suddenly im not allowed to have opinions anymore???? #silencinggirlglubbers }˚₊⊹ ࣪
SEE YOUЯRSELF OUT OF THIS CO_VEЯRSATIO_ BEFOЯRE YOU SEE MY STЯRUT POD UP YOUЯR ASS.
⊹₊˚{ WE SHOULD ALL JUST STICK OUR HEADS IN THE DEEP END + DIE };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ okay, so like, ILL TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS because everyones wondering why im literally THE MOST upset right now.... YOUVE FORCED MY FINS, LADIES!!!! </3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
whoo had the nerve to complain????
LITEЯRALLY WHY DO YOU EVE_ HAVE O_E.
⊹₊˚{ WHY WOULD ANYONE BOTHER TO COMPLAIN WHEN NO ONE EVEN CHECKS THE COMPLAINT TROUGH ANYWAYS???? } ╯*__*)╯︵ ┻━┻ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
accurate footage of me when thor appeared on tha screen )(-ELLO?? holy mackerel i aint seen anymoby that fine in FOR-EV-ER omfg is this how all of u feel when O)( MY GOG )(-ES FUNNY TOO hes hot n dumb in dat himbo way oh fuckkk yeah no this rite here is nuff to mako me watch all of it oh gog i cant breathe )(-ES SO )(OT i want him to crush me like a bug yall send help fore i lose my shit https://i.imgur.com/AOKSo-EC.jpg #meenahmovie
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@ga_gstasCЯRossbo_es GET YOUЯR GODDAM_ MESSE_GEЯRPEDE OUT OF MY HIVE!!! _EXT O_E YOU SE_D IS GOI_G I_ MY DAM_ CLAWKPOT!!! I WO_'T EVE_ ЯREAD THE LITTLE PIECE OF PAPEЯR ATTACHED TO IT, SO IT WILL DIE FOЯR _OTHI_G!!! USE YOUЯR DISPOSABLE TELECOMMU_ICATOЯRS LIKE A _OЯRMAL TЯROLL!!!
Many are asking how it can be that @timaeusTestified#0414 and I are "the exact same dude," while I am obviously the superior model. If you'll please refer to the graphic. Note how the figure on the right has evolved past the limitations of a strictly human form, making her infinitely more swagged out. And yet, are they not both equally Miku? \></ SRC: ma-ra-ru @ tumblr.
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
((Yeah I think this is a frame one follow
ALSO FOR MY NEXT WATCH THROUGH CAN THE FELT LIKE THE ENTIRE FELT NOT INVADE AND TAKE OVER, PLEASE? I DON'T WORK THERE, I DON'T WORK FOR YOU, I THINK YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS IS ABOUT AS DISREPUTABLE AS THEY COME. INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS MAY ATTEND BUT NOT ON THE CLOCK.
do not leave a nasty little puppet. muppet. or smuppet around me i will waterboard that fucking thing and teach it how to yearn for air. #peaceout #getitthefuckawayfromme