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im happy 2 oblige ;3 #tittytuesday #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b13eaa1a8a3d.png
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#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. EXCEPT FOR IT’S #TUESDAY. BECAUSE I WAS #FUCKINGBUSY. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, YOU INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED HAMBEASTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG #MAIDMONDAY #SUGGESTIVE
i been rehabilitated outta my cartoon horny wolf era for years now. except for any nylon+rayon satin costume with enough bare skin to catch pneumonia, those are still my kryptonite. the fact that i'm still talkin about this hours after the fact an still have more to say about it is proof.
THEY JUST DON'T MAKE GRATUITOUS EYE CANDY THE ⌁AY THEY USED TO ANYMORE. I MEAN, I STILL DO. BUT THEY DON'T. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
࣪⊹₊˚{ i know this is like, a roleplay thing but HONESTLYYYY when is it gonna be my 14 minute break???? }*A*{ }*A*{ #maidmonday #deepmaids #osharkcompliance #stanmaid }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> I w001d like to apologize that I must post an image I have posted before D --> However as it is #MaidMonday I am compelled to participate D --> I enjoy dressing up as a maid servant D --> Although I do not do it often
Should I call my abusive ex? Red reacts for yes black for no, let's have some fun with this. #abuse
8==D < Happy #MaidMonday everypony. 8===D < I am e%cited to participate. 8====D < How hay I serve you? #MaidServant #Service
Well since Casper is cllearlly uninterested in my distinguished and highlly sought after tailloring of a maid dress for him. I'll wear one. Allone in the privacy of my hive. I feell llike there's some kind of humor Factor in someone wearing a maid dress entirelly in private
၄⋆၃ welxome hive :) anyways shout pole i already wore a maid dress so here is a butler uniform #maiddressmonday #xennoxsphotoalbum
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait, why are we #maidposting???? im a maid. im a #deepmaid }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ should i post one of my servant NLARP costumes???? }*o*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
happy #maidmonday ifg
Hot take but the maid dress isnt a kink its a LIFESTYLE. Slap me in a frilly little number and suddenly im dusting shelves i havent looked at in years, humming show tunes, pretending im in the employ of some fabulously wealthy and demanding lady of the house who Simply Will Not Tolerate a smudge on the silverware. Its called roleplaying my way into productivity and its works BRILLIANTLY.
Oh I need to make this dress WAY skimpier. #suggestive #maiddressmonday
print("i was told i would die forever if i did not put on the dress...") print("but i was also told i could have aura when i have it on which made it a little easier to do") print("this will severely deplete my chances to get with someone wont it") print("#maiddressmonday or whatever") print("https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/540ffa0b58ad.png")
You guys truly aren't ready for maid dress Casper
Oh certainly. Diversity is key. I just have a personal vested interest in seeing more maid outfits. I would love to see other outfits too. You are correct.
POV: I am a busty barmaid wiping out a clean mug with a rag as you enter through the double doors~. I slide you a pint across the bar plank~. Your usual, of course~. I always remember just what you like~. I ask you how work is treating you~. You take a hearty swig, and begin to regale me with a long tale about your night in the bloodmines~. I nod along, interjecting in all the right spots, making it clear that I am listening with rapt attention~. Finally, my ganderbulbs flutter wistfully as I apologize, and tell you I have other customers to help~. I heft a full tray of frothy mugs on one strong bicep, and my short skirt rides up as you watch me walk away~. And also we are matesprits~. #MatespritMonday #MaidDressMonday #Suggestive #IWorkOut #ByTheWay
if i had t0 wear a maid 0utfit it w0uld be m0re like the 0ne 0n the left anyways https://statics.devilinspired.c0m/image/cache/2023/1211/0/d2fbcabd-ff49-2ae5-277d-96fb62aab5f2-750x1000.jpeg
#𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓪𝔂. [ 𝓱𝓽𝓽𝓹𝓼://𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮.𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷/𝓪𝓭5𝓖09𝓯𝓸𝓕0𝓴𝓐𝓦8𝓚_/𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓭.𝓳𝓹𝓰 ]
>>| .uhhh. fine, .i'm getting poked .into my spinal crevice with .a fork... https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_047.png #maiddressmonday #maiddress
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b727dc86fc8.jpg #maiddressmonday @scamperWay @fromtheHeavens (just to make sure you get to see it)
I aam aallowing myself to bite one (1) person tonight #violence
hello @gleamingAsperity
good morning EVERYONE say "hello" to @gleamingAsperity;
ram prices are up && its my fault; # my ram;
you smoke "cigars" thats so much worse; at least mine smells "like baja blast";
hitting "the vape" right now;
AHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK "TINY";
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@gleamingAsperity
where is the 40 sweeper
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/sXdsy1hC/image-2⧃26-⧃7-21-183816627.png #NSFW #nsfw THE M⧃UNTAIN IS PR⧃VING A P⧃INT AND ENTERING BATTLE WITH FIVE SW⧃RD STYLE
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒏ — @glitteringAcuity Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen The first run-in I had with a LEGISLACERATOR was leagues more tense than what my siblings told me they’d be. “Are you SERIOUSLY FRIVOLIFRETTING?” They teased me. “They’re as dangerous as a proboscized buzzbeast!” For the record, that got heads rolling. Literally. When they capitulated via decapitation. Oh, and died too, I guess. It was a good thing I wasn’t standing TRIAL OR ANYTHING when I met him, because that could’ve been ME, TOO! (CHEER! SWEAT!) But I’m not here to make a JUDGE OF CHARACTER… No wait, I am. That’s literally my thing. (Womp) Don’t forge any legal tender, let’s Take A Gander at Trycks Treats! (The crowd has been sentenced to death!) Spooked by judiciaries and lacking LEGAL REPRESENTATION? Need someone to professionally persuade someone to meet their DEATH? Perhaps you’re in hot riverwater for impeding LEGAL TRUNDLING TORT(OISES)? Not to make this a shameless ADVERTISEMENT OR ANYTHING, but he’s your SPEED DIALEE with a social platform. She’ll hearsay your enemy until they’re six (⒍) measuratory units under! Trycks (no, Goregle Docs, NOT TRUCKS) is a Character and she knows it. Grandiose, bombastic, the type to slam her hands on the bar table TROLL ACE ATTORNEY STYLE and say the thing. You know the one (⒈). There are people who ♥ hogbeastin’ it out for money, but Trycks does it for the money AND the thrill of winning. Even in a block where no one is expected to ↑hold the law (if they were, everyone here would be tried for public indecency), se goes out of sevs way to make sure you KNOW se is running a business. He always knows the ✓ thing to say, the ✓ thing to DO. Each and every response is armed with pointed poise: strong, clever, and ENDLESSLY WITTY. She uses words like daggers between her stumps, using them to get her edge on the field, or to express herself through delicate wordplay. On that note, I say you watch what you type, because like ANY LEGISLACERATOR OF ITS CALIBER, it scrutinizes every. little. thing. It is f→eningly observant. If there’s anything se ♥s more than getting a big bad highblood’s javel banging with a savourverdict, it’s Troll Magic: The Gathering. I would have something adjacently awesome to say about this, but I don’t play it. Thematically speaking, this could mean se has a more escapist side to sev, but that’s too far of a stretch. You need to pick out the common denominator. LITERALLY speaking, ★ lives for the taste of victory. To have your beasts summoned like POSTURING EXHIBITS, making sure your opposition is felled with a grand closing sequence. That sort of zealous overconfidence pervades every space, because maybe that’s all ★ has in the end. You are bold, sharp, and empty. Your confidence scales higher and higher, Icarus forbid, almost like you’re INVITING YOURSELF TO FALL. Because that’ll garner attention, and a judge ♥S a show more than they ♥ the iron taste of violence. You really live ↑ to your moniker, the Thespian. (Positive!) The world is your stage, and you are willing to make people applaud your every word, because that makes you feel like more of a person and less of a cog. But in the end, WHO ARE YOU beneath the bluster? Do you know where you ★t and your archetype ends? Are you Trycks Treats, or PRESTIGE ON A BUSINESS CARD? I’ve seen many people try to become more than what the script ✎s them as, but you engorge yourself in your inevitability. I am not one (⒈) to deter you from how you’ve been living—after all, you’ve very clearly been benefitting off the scheme you’ve built—but the peak of your identity is a STRAWMAN’S FALLACY. You’ve won a case you’ve distorted to “this is all I can ever be.” I could be ✕ for all I know. Maybe there’s a vulnerable side to you that’s never met the light. But this world only knows your mask. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: KNIGHT OF LIGHT?) (The main nuance that separates Light and Mindbound is the Light’s proclivity to as-sume chances. Trycks tends to dabble in fortuitous knowledge, of the FLUKISH AND FLOURISHING kind, more than ★ strives to be tricksteriously impartial. Also, active gamblingnancy. I rest my case.) Be sure to give our friend here a FOLLOW OR A CALL! (I am personally a big fan of her account, even BEFORE I made this post! Is that weird? VERY. Anyway more poetry please.) I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! #gandertag #job
Hi all! For those of you waiting to get INTROSPECTED, I extend an Apology for taking a while. Things have been coming ↑ on my end, Good and Bad, and I've had my wings pretty busy! LOL. *sweats!* As this little Psychoseries progressed, I've been finding myself writing more words and placing more Time and Care into them. I used to ✎ about five hundred (⒌00) words on average, but now I'm getting awful close to Two Thousand! (⒉000). Admittedly, there are some People that I'd ♥ to reanalyze, if they'd let me (Casper and Mintyl, among others). And there are others that I look forward to seeing, in a Normal Member of Society Sort of Way. Since I'm NORMAL. Regardless, I'm glad that you've enjoyed what I could offer. (It brings me back to the Good Old Nights on TV!) Anyway. Don't be afraid to Let Me Know what ELSE you'd like to See from a guy like me! Thank you again! (CROWD CHEER!)
I'm glad you liked my goose fact. I'll share More whenever I can. :]
The crowd's input means nothing to me.
(CROWD WOW!)
Trolls typically lack this feature. It's not necessary in our physiological purview. Our robust Corpus Callosum firmly connects both pan halves, forcing us to process consciousness globally rather than isolating sleep to one (1) hemisphere. I am Curious, though. To see what other experiment they might have conducted on you, redundant as they cursorily appear.
Goose Fact: Geese have independent control over each bulb. This adaptation allows them to sleep with one bulb open and rest only half of their pan at a time (known as Unihemispheric Sleep), allowing them to remain constantly alert for predators.
print("my shit if flying in the wind in support") print("rip to a real one or something :(")
dicks out for al capone. #nsfw
T0uch a b00b t0day #nsfw
when a tree falles, people heare it; when a tree growes, no one listenes.
you can telle a lot aboute a persone by what they choose to see in you.
Goose Fact: A goose's bill is lined with sharp, tooth-like ridges called Tomia, which are made of cartilage. They mainly use these to rip ↑ vegetation. They are also capable of delivering bites that easily leave bruises or break bones if they feel threatened.
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i GOT TO MEET, tHIS VERY HANDSOME AND FRIENDLY FELLOW, tONIGHT, hER NAME IS nIMBUS AND, sHE IS THE MOST WELL-FED cASTFORM, i HAVE EVER SEEN, sHE 1S CURRENTLY DEALING WITH, aN UNFORTUNATE HAIRCUT, aND IS BEING PUT ON A DIET BUT, oTHERWISE SHE IS VERY HEALTHY! #fIDUSPAWNcHECKUP HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E7D46BE850B5.JPG
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ᐖ WUT U MANAGE?? ᐛ
ᐖ ᐖAT U ᐖO ᐛ
ᐖ WUT IZ IT ᐛ
ᐖ WAIT ᐖIS ᑈUTE AS FURK ᐛ
Aww yoou have yoour adbloock enabled? Toooo fucking bad yoou're goonna see my ad anyway @coonsequentlyOoblique
No one ever talks about the back of someone's neck.
Hello there. What fresh brand of Trycks are you
i love all my trycks...
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Read Carefully, I am not a bootlicker. I am wearing the boot. Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
Read Carefully, This is a very interesting trend. Do not let anyone convince you to stop "waving your freak flag." Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
Thank You?! (CROWD MURMUR)
I got to do ANYTHING I WANTED with my Photoshoot Pictures. So I made This. ♥☺
Hi, all! These are #closed again. YAY! #gandertag ← ← ← for a general reference of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your bulb, then keep one (⒈) out! What I SAY is only an extraneous observation of what your DEMEANOR and 'THEMES' might say about your psychology. Or at least, how MUCH can be said about you from a guy checking your virtual profile. Do also be aware that my analysis might not be ENTIRELY ACCURATE——after all, I only ✎ what I can see! (You will also be CLASSPECTED to the Best Of My Ability.) Thank you all for s↑porting my little hobby. B:o]
Can I come over and Study You? (I'll say "Let Me ✎ That ↓" whenever you do Literally Anything.)