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we’re both bitches that shit and we mog that fuckass spider any day
look nice act nice thats the slender motto i totally didnt come up with that just now
its ok the forest and my pages will be waiting for the night you feel ready to find them do not push yourself
Ah I have already asked my matesprit t9 help. Very s9rry.
//every fucking discussion would just devolve once a third dave entered the discussion and become "shit dog that is absolutely correct" "thank you my man i know youve got my back" "shit is it genius o clock in chat or some shit because it looks like thats the only people typing" "dude you could not be more right if you tried" in a self-congratulatory masturbatory loop until vriska started yelling at them to shut the FUCK up. good times.
I mean I guess I c9uld see that 6ut. Very c9nfusing still.
S9 I have 6een #dashwatching f9r the past h9ur and I am quite c9nfused 6y... Everything.
>firelord spitting heat at me >mfw i'm not entirely sure she's ready for the full system shutdown she's about to catch just from trying to bruise my hips while i bruise the fuck out of her nook lining >you're lucky the timeline is watching >these lame ass fucking losers don't deserve to see the full extent of how i'm about to rock your shit sideways LOLOLOL
>you made a low-effort typo because of some perfectly normal circumstance ranging from a brief lapse in frond-globe coordination to autocorrect sabotage to even just general visual encumbrance >i make typos because i am operating under levels of horniness so catastrophic they occasionally cause me to blackout >the struggle is unimaginably real LOLOLOL
>being a supreme handler of bitches it’s admittedly a little humbling to admit i’m getting my bulge-tip teased by a complete stranger on the internet who for reasons beyond mortal comprehension is actively allowing me to get away with being generally fucking unbearable >like bruh >IM IN DANGER LOLOLOL
OSU!
I can take on any cha//engers with my mighty b/ade!
>to vote death to codakk >is to vote however briefly for world peace >a singular radiant instant in which every troll across every blood and every quadrant stands united beneath one glorious cause >that cause being watching this bitch perish >at least for a moment >immediately afterward we can all return to being violently casteist genocidal maniacs without issue >but that one fleeting moment of perfect societal synchronization >orgasm.jpeg >that will echo throughout troll evolution for the rest of our nights LOLOLOL
♠theres a second of me♠
Then it is officia/!
Anime c/ub is open to anyone with the wi//ingness to open their b/oodpusher to the Eastern A/ternian Arts
vwomen... alvways the same...
YOU'RE WAY FUCKING PRETTIER THAN THAT BIRD, WHAT THE HELL?
MMy chroMMa-assigned bird i’MM a big fan https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/a445b1bb71f0.jpeg
Same, Terezi. Same.
Fumbling twinks is weak sauce. Who cares. There's probably another fifty out and about for you to proposition, and you'll likely land one of them eventually. Get back to me when you start fumbling bears. The only other ones out there are married DILFs or people too goddamn normal to match your freak. #nsfw?? Sure.
awwoo
girlcock send chit #nsfw
~Spray me d~Own like the musky husky I am wO~O~f w~OO~d ~#suggestive~
> h1span10lan 0r10le
ain'T really abouT The TasTe of miracles buT more power To you sis. :o)
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real Talk, Though They make for some kicksss painT Though, so They have some upsides.
heh, you're goddamn right.
♦️ Didn’t Avatar Aang beat the ever loving piss out of you? I don’t need to take this from the douche who invaded the Earth Nation’s capital in Ba Sing Se. ♦️
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:33< anyatime i purrsume purrezi or someone mewsing her quirk called the fifurlord
:33< i know im being silly mew s33!
thiswillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueiswearitstrueimneverwrong #bulgerating #nsfw @aeneasCaldarium Hhh. You should know from the title. Uhm. Ill keep it brief! Strength: 10! Uhm. Shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, violets. Pliability: 2! Very sturdy, uhm, and stiff. Not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... Length: 10! It kind of, uhm, shouldn't be a shocker? Highbloodstendtohavethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall Girth:7! A solidly phalicbulgewithastrongbase. Uhm. X Factor!: I'd probably say, an 8? Hisbulgehisveryveryverystrange But. Uhmn. Tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. Smells of the flower of a grape tree. Imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. Hhhf. Maybeineedanewscalingsystem! Please reserve your disbelief for him! I just.. read it. I dont own it!