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be nnice to youurself. its the onnly life youuve got to live.
awruffarf awuffff awoooooooooo S3)
aaawwooooooooawruff
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8=8 > AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
awroooo
You're kind, but perhaps today just isn't a good day for me.
Gosh I hope that I'm right about jade being judes daughter if I have a niece I'd be so happy and excited
oh thats nice!!!!! :D we mostly hung out in a poolrooms sort of place
i got a new profile picture! :D and me and mutt hung out in the backrooms
(⊱♓︎⊰) nothing really :)
(⊱♓︎⊰) maybe i will when im not so busy, need to ask )(er permission anyways!
Hi back at you jade! Real spiffy set of ears you got. Ill say i thought i was pretty well prepared for all this game business but i didnt know it could do *that*!
(⊱♓︎⊰) fun!
Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
UMM II WIILL UH II HAVE TO GO BUT THAT SOUNDS VERY COOL AND IINTERESTIING THANK YOU FOR TAKIING THE TIIME TO SHARE
:33< t33h33 :DD
WHAT IIS THE DIIVERGENCE IIF THAT IIS OKAY TO ASK IIS IIT LIIKE THE DIIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OVA AND A THEATER FIILM
:33< im still here aint i?
OH THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY FASCIINATIING IIMAGIINIING THE IINCREDIIBLE IIMPACT THAT HUMAN MYTH MUST HAVE ON YOUR LIIFE IIS MAKIING MY THIINKPAN DO FLIIPS
:33< yeah agr33d
WHAT IIS THE SPECIIAL PROPERTY OF THE FULL MOON AND HOW DOES IIT AFFLIICT YOU IIN THIIS MANNER II HAVE NEVER SEEN THIIS BEFORE IIN MY APPRECIIATIION OF ALTERNASIIA MEDIIA
WHAT A PHENOMENAL DIISPLAY OF UNIIQUE PHYSIIQUE II HOPE THAT YOU ARE SAFE DURIING THE TRANSFORMATIIVE PROCESS
OH II DIID NOT KNOW THAT IIT WAS SHORTENED SO DRAMATIICALLY AND WESTERNIIZED EVEN FURTHER AMAZIING II LEARN SOMETHIING NEW EVERY NIIGHT BUT YES THAT IIS WHAT II WAS REFERRIING TO
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mew open chittpurr 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mew notice someone sitting in your inbox 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < clawsibly menacingly 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < its me 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < youve b33n davepetad
YOU COME IIN TWO FORMS THAT IIS AMAZIING HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN HAPPENIING IIS IIT ANYTHIING LIIKE THE ALTERNASIIA MEDIIA ""A COMPLIICATED CLASS SYSTEM DEVIISED TO FIILTER THE BEST ANTHROPOMORPHIIC LUSIIII TO THE TOP OF THE PECKIING ORDER HAS SUBSEQUENTLY SUBJJUGATED THE HIISTORIICALLY DOMIINANT MEMBERS OF SOCIIETY LEAVIING ONLY THE SO-CALLED BEASTARS TO MANAGE POLIITIICAL DECIISIIONS"" OR IIS IIT LIIKE SOMETHIING ELSE
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! need to k!ss a g!rl R!GHT NOW or elSsse ! D!E #yur!?꠹
B33 < feeling more evil than befur might bite someone #malevolent2xcombo #violence
Horror pictures, the biggest spookies
:33< one thing i will nefur do is rush mew! :33< take all the time mew n33d fur one billion sw33ps!
The best type
:33< ;33c
Sup party people its time to bring you entertainment like you've never seen before!
find the rankmaid i miss her
Aaaaaawwwooooo
I'm doing well, all things considered. How about you, dear?
Calling all Jades or dog base people: Awoooooooooo
once again i am nak nak nakking
the struggles of having fur :/
the j
Go on,
miss island sometime miss dog legs a little but people legs good woof!!! >w<
oohhhhhhhhh...... super puppymode..... barkabark!!!! woof... puppymode= no much peopleword woof comfy :) little word ok tiny bark :)
awoooo
[A picture is posted. It's a selfie featuring Roro and Meenah. The background seems to be the night sky, with the flash only providing enough light to show their grinning faces. From the low angle, the shadows dancing along the lines of their cheeks and forehead give them a more sinister air, with them looking down on the camera as if it were prey. If it weren't for the blood splattering each of their flushed cheeks, perhaps it wouldn't be so daunting.] it was a good hunt @tipsyGlamour #horror #violence
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BTBC = before the big chop. sweater was given to me by kankri @prosaicPedagogy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f319895426e.png [Art by @kingGreed]
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i cant b nonchalant anymore i need him whimperin n moanin around my fingers right the eff now #nsfw #directposting
ain't no better feeling in this bitch of an earth than not doing what you said you were gonna do. HONK.
:33 < meow meow :33 < mew mew meow :33 < meow meow :33 < meow mew mew meow :33 < meow meow meow meow :33 < mewwwww meow :33 < meow
Sighs bisexually
Yes, Let Me Bring Paper Out Into The Water, I Am Very Smart. Nothing Will Keep Me From My Doodles.
:33< *the mighty huntress robs mew at gun point cutely*
i wanna hug my plushies :/
:33< though what really sold meow was the #nsfw and #nsfwe tags im apurrfurt mew s333 and that was furry intpurresting care to speak on that at all? :33< if nyat pawblicly in dms?
:33< i always follow back unless i furget!
:33< hiii nice to m33t me mew followed meow so im saying hiii
oh yummy!!! i hope they were super delicious!!
:33< hiiii
im pretty good!! i had a nice nap :) how are you doing??
bad bitch in the streets good girl in the sheets #nsfw
saying hello to the person reading this prank
woof woof!!
awoooo!! hi jade :D
i love being nice and kind im hugging everyone
Sit! Patience is a virtue.
Is it crunchy
Hello Jade, welcome.
To celebrate 10k kult, here is the gorgeous black and white film shot provided by the ever skilled @tipsyGlamour #Nsfw #Suggestive #Substance #Nudity https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7eda83a4092.png
chittr etiquette rule 102 gaslighting so when a baddie rolls up in your notifs and we are talking top fucking shelf cake like she has got layers fine thing makes you wanna lick your fingers and make a chefs kiss mwah in a heavenwards direction before you are permitted so much as a lick of sweet sweet acknowledgement what you can always do if she follows you and you are already following her but dont wanna seem desperado is unfollow her and then wait a few seconds then follow her again that way she knows you are down bad but not bad at it
woah! now there's a bi6 6al!
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A fair choice to make.
Perhaps I shall play the titular game "Among Us" for a time. Would any be interested?
hANGING OUT WITH @GODcAT, mY BUDDY HERE, wHO 1S ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE P1CTURE, iF YOU CAN BEL1EVE IT, aCTUALLY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/F1LES/98FEA6FF9979.PNG
c< literally wHeNever, 2 be HONest >c
get it girl!
c< Hell yeaH! >c
Pistachio double shot oat latte save me. Save me pistachio double shot oat latte...
c< i wOuld! >c
₍^. .^₎⟆ Ok so how do ! get guys to sssend d!ck and b!cep p!cs !n my dms #nsfw꠹
human2 really do make anythiing out two be a cur2e oh no iim iimmmortal oh no ii can fly and driink blood and al2o iim iimmortal oh no ii can turn iinto a ma22iive a22 barkbea2t but have two deal wiith occa2iionally doiing iit under a full moon however wiill ii cope wiith thii2 dii2abiiliity
i support womens wrongs rights grim rites n spooky shenanigans alwaves
damn ii wa2 hopiing youd 2ay ye2 ii ju2t thiink iit would be really funny iif neko roxy came by and ju2t had a giiant a22 barkbea2t eatiing nacho2 wiith chee2e whiile playiing human wolfen2teiin
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ii mean thii2 iin the mo2t re2pectful way po22iible but iit2 the only way ii could explaiin why iive never 2een jade2 wear one
c< pretty! >c
<<"woagh...">>
You are so very sweet.
What a cute expression of excitement.
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
I am going through some old boxes that I ought to have unpacked much earlier, yet no time like the present, and I have come across a few artifacts of my dismal childhood. First: A rainbow flag with a heart cut out of the centre, it is branded with "mom hugs here". Given as a 'gift' that was with no doubt laden with the most faux saccharin support, much like the never-fulfilled emblazoned phrase. Second: A small Sylvanian Families doll, another fluffy gift in lieu of any actual maternal instincts towards one of her spawn. However, I have much fonder memories of this, as I dyed it a deep purple and sculpted a head full of horns and rather wicked claws for its tiny hands. One of my many pieces of transformation inspired multimedia art projects. #MemoryLane #HappyPride
thought about exploding someone with my mind but im nice actually
ok i did it ok ok ok i did it follow fucking sent everybody be cool be cool be cool fucking chill like a crisp nights breeze getting made out with my jack frosts nipple diamondizing mint chewed fresh as fuck breath holy fuck what a rush
I would love to.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f mew’d sp!t on me wh!le me make out ! need you. R!ght now. #nsSsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f you pet me there’s a 50% chance !’ll do a mag!c tr!ck꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ To thosSe wonder!ng, yes ! would ss!t on your face but don’t get mad !f you ssuffocate ;3c #nsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Nvm we good :D꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Ch!ttr won’t let me l!ke posssts :,3꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Happy purr!de! ꠹
we do be all and twinning up in this shit, heh.
heeeell yeah :o) me too.
hey. :o)
Now that I'm back (frfr, as they'd say) Happy pride. I love you all.
:o)
Glad to know if I’m not around to immediately respond to my matesprit’s post, someone WILL tag me in it. Real shit.
what about you???
better today than yesterday! things are looking alright.
hehehe!!! :D
the giggler! >:D
ugh him. i'm really not the person to talk too about this okay, i fucking hate him and need to stop thinking about him.
ew ew ewwwwww. >:( BARK. do you want me to rend him to atoms for you?
As a matter of propriety, it probably behooves me not to startle you with unsolicited solicitation and interest furnished. But I will muster a touch of praise for you. It must be awfully irksome to type that many words and characters, particularly those which require the aid of a shift key, with paws like yours. Perhaps a "treat" is in order? Something as due recompense commensurate to your effort. Like a bout of walkies. On all prowling fours. With a nice luxuriously comfortable collar and lead.
oh my gosh!!!!! where did you find this actual gif of me????! XD im just kidding. but seriously! this is so funny!!!! im going to bark this to everyone that i know. youre so cool jade!! :D
They keep telling me, in squawking voices of easily disregarded incoherence, "rose you cant just let them grow to immeasurably fuckmassive size going grimdark its dangerous". Yeah. Well perhaps I WANT to be in danger. Maybe i WANT to gaze upon a titanic friend and feel the cold sweat of existential awe. Grow up. Read a book. Do. Big people things. And let me watch please. I am only documenting. #NSFWE #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Giant #Giantess #Gender-is-complex #Egbert #Can-be-either #Size-fetish #ExtremeSizeDifference #Growth #Growing #Tattling-on-me https://i.imgur.com/QULqVJI.png
Hm.
Ah. Nothingness. What a concept. #TransitionGoals #GenderEuphoria #I-am-literally-nothing #The-lidless #The-unblinking #Void #Fear-me-agelessly #Happy #Pride
yeah, if any of us were born. :p
well, the way i see it, us egberts and harleys are kind of siblings. sort of. after a fashion.
well i think my sister is the only thing keeping him from trying to stab me, so...
check the nearest available flat surface and there you go sorry for not lingering to say hi but i dont wanna risk fucking shit up too bad
>::::D
I'm glad! You deserve to 8e happy!!!!!!!!
i can drop some off at your timeline
There are opportunities here to get to know people 8etter. I have someone here who I am actually quite close to, 8ut it seems like I'm in the process of possi8ly filling quadrants I didn't even expect to 8e filled. That doesn't mean you need to just accept Cronus, of all people, who says yes whenever it is someone might say they are horny. You are allowed to 8uild things with people you want to. I 8elieve you will find someone who makes you feel safe enough to 8e a8le to explore what you wish to.
Of Course.
Gotcha, I'll Be There Feel Free To Talk With Me If You Want To About Any Of That.
If You Need Help Dealing With Him I Am Willing To Help, Though I'd Prefer To Keep Away From Him.
I see I am not the only one who is concerned a8out the developments of late.
Oh, the agony. 8ut then, who was it for, exactly?
Good girl. I see it so much I had no choice but to come in here and make sure it didn't happen again. We cannot keep taking losses.
He's The Worst, Though I Am Just Ignoring Him He Has Not Messed With Me And I'd Prefer It Stay That Way.
Perfectly understanda8le, my dear. You are 8eing utterly reasona8le. And to get his attention first, oh the agony! You asked for a leash and collar, and that's what you got, and you got it immediately. You poor thing.
Cronus, of course. How could I not take the chance to poke fun, especially when it also sounds like you're so needy a8out this!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Good puppy~ ;3c꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ And !’ll call you a good puppy and scratch beh!nd mewr earSs!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’ll get you a purretty collar !nssstead and take you for walksss :3c꠹
A More Definitive Answer Would Do Better Just Saying
🐶 <- me giwving you the biggest and saddest puppy dog eyes i can muster
8=8 > Couldnt be me #wilddog #cantkeepawickedbitchdown
Is That A Literal Request Now Jade
bark bark bark!
Awoooo
arf arf arf! awooooooooooooooo!
Hell yeah
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My favorite Freddy Fazbear is Withered Freddy he’s literally me guys
Happy Pride Month everyone, Strider Studios is happily the first non-monogamous, queer-lean owned Studio in Hollywood. All identities are valid and welcome. Shoutout out to all my future stars and starlets. We love you.
Sure can, but in this case, I’m being driving around by my driver
Oh. For anyone playing sburb, sgurb or whatever version. Currently, in the past or later Tell me about your sessions Jack. I'm making notes here.
SEEEE? PEOPLE ARE AGREEING WITH THIS FACT
literally one of my favorite horror movies
I MAY NOT BE THE MOST OBSERVANT NOIR SOMETIMES BUT BY GOD AM I THE CUTEST ONE
Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika. Pika pika pika!
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<<"yyou should its probably really cool,,,, >//<">>
Eh, taking a little car ride
What I miss?
pretty jade!!
ya look lovely, stran6er!
cool shirt!
c< pretty! >c
<<"...pretty...">>
Wtf No???????
Okay Very Well Then.
it'S like troll romeo and juliet...
c< yes >c
I Understand What Neither Of Those Words Mean.
yeah probably
fangs like those me too the fuck
Sup
How would we feel about a 10,000 Kult special, perhaps I'll show how to make a proper banana split or something?
nu uh.
Oh my, 10k kult. Thank you all for enjoying my presence enough for this cute milestone. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab3d187f275e.png
A gentle reminder that if you do enjoy the Daily Tarot Card posts, to follow the #DailyTarotCard tag, as all posts will feature that tag.
Sleep well, Pup
rest well, stran6er! ^◡^
Awwouhh..
bark bark bark! awooooo!
arf arf awooooooooooooooo!
a a a a a w o o o o o o oo o o o o o o o
awooooooooooo!
bark! bark! :)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
good luck jade i'm sure it'll go well! arf arf!
Hi jade Welcome to chittr, the current bit changes like every hour.
gang i am literally just uppy :T
all the other jades are nice, i hope you look forward to talking with other versions of us :) bark!
The Jade army grows every day.
oh that's exciting! i'm doing pretty well jade. there are a lot of us and they're all super nice! :)
how are you other me ! i hope your doing well!
hi jade welcome :)
Welcome.
another ver2iion of jade ha2 hiit the da2hboard
@embellishedBookworm and I recently went out https://i.imgur.com/ec1%Gie.jpeg