Jake
@golgothassTerror
Adventurer extraordinaire!
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
Big fan of your work mr strider! I sincerely hope you and your sweetheart recover swiftly from this abhorrent affair!
Last post before our inevitable #doom #TheACisTurnedAllTheWayUp #ItsStillVeryHumid #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1083/4d148f7c2befc480cc45e876420e41e240f01bc0.png?1083352
I would like to make my stance on this topic extremely clear. I hold Miss Rose Lalonde and all of her variants in extremely high regard. I believe my esteemed cabinet, which I personally asked two of her alternate selves to be members of, speaks for itself in that regard. Miss Rose Lalonde is an extremely intelligent and capable individual. She is also an adult. Mr. Strider’s celebrity status comes with its own unique set of circumstances (and team of lawyers). I strongly advise leaving Miss Lalonde out of these slanderous posts.
Utterly despicable to me how quickly people forget that celebrities are frigging PEOPLE!! With feelings and livelihoods and reputations that dont deserve to be tarnished for momentary entertainment!!! Boo on you @tmzOfficial !!! BOO!!!!!!
BE NICE TO US WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO.
We ❤️ our haters! Don't they say all publicity is good publicity? 🤔
Bully to your feelings! Your entire business thrives on public humiliation and exploitation!!!! That doesnt deserve a dirt encrusted speck of respect in my eyes!
Take back that blasted ❤️ right this second!!! You damn well know thats just a justification to be a cruel BITCH!
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
how can you go home and look at yourselves in the mirror after stirring up toxicity like this!!
Couldnt have said it better myself! Egads! This is positively bestial! Shame on you all!
:33 < my matespurrit can be so sensitive, sometimes its cute but sometimes its a little annoying :33 < just beclaws i ate a purrkchop jake cooked fur me, doesnt mean im flirting with him!!
Ack- criminy... trouble in paradise?? Im sorry!! I didnt mean to cause you any strife between you and your beau!!!!!
smh you and those slutty cheeks of yours breaking up another couple huh #fuckedup
:33 < its not your fault, jake :33 < hes just purranoid :33 < and calling it trouble in purradise is purrobably exaggerating - were hardly at risk of purreaking up, hes just being a little bitch :33 < itll pass
Anyway!! Attempting pork chops for dinner!! Would anyone else like to partake in a bite or two? #husbandmaterial #oratleasttryingtobe!!
Yes!! Immaculate taste!! Its an absolute favorite of mine as well! Here you go miss! https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/skillet-braised-pork-chops-23.jpg
:33 < jake, you realize a RAW purrkchop would be up to my standards? :33 < this is a thing of beauty as fur as im concerned
RAW!?!?!! Oy vey... gotta say im a little green around the collar about how strong a troll stomach can be!! But im glad youre enjoying!!! If you ever find yourself feelin a little peckish just give me a holler! Happy to whip something else up for ya!
Admittedly i cant lurk about this website for particularly long without feeling a tad morose. Its just so strange being alone and yet so surrounded by iterations of the people youve loved and laughed with or tussled against or... oh bollocks, i really need to stop using this profile as a bucket to puke my brackish frickin thoughts in! Ignore me. Resume the titty talk as per usual!
Exactly!! Its like every other minute im getting my heart scrunched up and tossed haphazardly into the nearest smoothie blender!! Its odd as all dickens i must say. Hmm... new one? Not sure if im picking up what youre putting down right there old chap!
Eheheh that means a lot coming from you... it feels so silly to feel shy around your best friends but dagnabbit i really do!
There is another English. And he is absolutely fucking rancid. Do not try to convince me otherwise.
its soooooo hard not 2 b!!!! but if we were besties b4, we can b besties again :3
Err.... as in a me thats gone dark sided? That is worrying...
It’s okay. I have hands, and if I see his ass, he’s going to wish he wasn’t born.
Ah! When youre right you are so incredibly frigging right!! I'll remind myself of that next time im feeling too squeamish on the matter... thank you roxy!!!!
Hell yes!!! I may not have the faintest idea who youre talking about but if you need a second pair of hands to tag into the scuffle you know im your man!!
Haha, thanks, Jake. I appreciate it.