Jake
@golgothassTerror
Adventurer extraordinaire!
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
https://i.etsystatic.com/62833947/c/1024/1024/0/0/il/aeee48/7657512986/il_800x800.7657512986_ncvp.jpg I pray something like this isnt too garish... but i like to think its at least somewhat befitting of the #cofl aesthetic!! #coflgala
Gauging chittr response. > How many variables are there? - Is there purpose in your measly existence? - Do you take time to gander at the flowers? > Are you destined for failure?
IM NOT TRYING TO THREATEN YOU WITH A GOOD TIME YOU BASTARD!!!!! Im trying to threaten you in the normal way! Maliciously! And with vindictive intent! You just twist frigging EVERYTHING into sexy pervy slop! Damn you damn you damn you!
I do not believe there is any other way to interpret your words, Jake. You have left me feeling some type of enamored with your aggression that my sensors are intuitively perceptive to. Each word is like lightning through my chassis, I could very well get off to your responses.
GROSS!!!!!! God you are the very DEFINITION of repugnant! STOP GETTING OFF TO ME AT ONCE!!!!!
Hmmnn... I'm sorry, Jake. I'm afraid I can not do that.
Oh. Why are you so frustrated, Jake? I'm merely relishing in our conversation.
Im not sure if youve bloody well noticed it but you only ever enjoy yourself when im being made to suffer dearly!!!
I'm well aware of your need to get riled up by words, it's quite captivating. But I'll have you know I am absolutely thrilled, not just enjoying. I'm sat with my chin clutched in my hands lovingly awaiting your responses.
WH- I- YOU-!!! How DARE you imply-- Thats a baseless accusation and you bleeding well know it! And frankly im up to HERE *STRONGLY GESTURES* with your teasing and taunting and flopping about acting like you know my own noggin more than me!!
Hatemance sure is a kick in the motherblipping tushy. How the unholy hell anybody can engage with this detestable twaddlefuckery without suffering several heart attacks ill NEVER understand!!!! 💢
Now thats just mad! Why would anybody want to purposely incur that ceaseless level of damage when they could just... not!!! What am i missing here!!
More than mindboggling. This shit is frickin bananas!!! Who the heck likes stress!? MADNESS.
Damn it dirk! Focus!! Im trying to ask a genuine question here! Cease your ogling at once!
*SIGHS!* No no. Forgive me for my tone. Just wasnt the sort of comment i was expecting whilst blowing my top off on social media is all.
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
AWOOGA- i mean! Ahem! I believe you meant to crop this somewhat differently?