Jake
@golgothassTerror
Adventurer extraordinaire!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/47019878f32c.png @broBot ... So THATS why ive been feeling eyes on the back of my neck all frickin day...
Looks like we're starting this morning off with a dadgum freepin headache today!! 💢
Hatemance sure is a kick in the motherblipping tushy. How the unholy hell anybody can engage with this detestable twaddlefuckery without suffering several heart attacks ill NEVER understand!!!! 💢
More than mindboggling. This shit is frickin bananas!!! Who the heck likes stress!? MADNESS.
Damn it dirk! Focus!! Im trying to ask a genuine question here! Cease your ogling at once!
*SIGHS!* No no. Forgive me for my tone. Just wasnt the sort of comment i was expecting whilst blowing my top off on social media is all.
i think it's a slightly better stress. or like an outlet for it? there are an awful lot of stressful things on alternia after all!
You people frighten me something dreadful.
ur pfp is ur tits nd happy trail. get #mpreg
W-whoops! Confound it all my dagflab finger slipped again!!
Allow me a mere moment of vulnerability amongst this persistent cesspool of japes memery and lascivious tomfoolery but... the gratitude i feel towards this silly little application to allow me a glimpse of dear guardians departed!!! I cant express thanks enough!!
aw i hope their hornyposting doesnt ruin your image of em tho Imao :o)
Thank you dirk! Its hard to not feel a little impish at the thought of going against the comedic grain but its hard to deny my feelings on the matter!!
Their WHA- I... ... Sweet mary on a flipping cross i havent thought of that....
What are the odds that the day passes without the immediate friggin death drop into debauchery that seems nigh inevitable at this rate????
Perhaps we can last an hour without my underoos being dragged into exhibitionistic display?
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you get five whole minutes sweet cheeks you know what the people want
th3 troll trojan war was fought for l3ss3r glob3s than i can s33 in ur fuckin pfp holy shit i could drown in thos3... #nsfw
Well then! Were certainly cooking with petrol now! Greetings and salutations everyone!
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/depressed-man-sitting-shower-depression-getting-him-down-depressed-man-sitting-shower-242653830.jpg
You poor lad! what could possibly have you so down in the dumps?
scrub all you want it wont wash away the sins
Surely nobody endeavors to see a grown gentleman haphazardly squeezed into an ill fitting cheerleading suit... ... ... ... ... Right?
Bi7ches And Gen7lemen, I7's Show7ime, Hurry Hurry, S7ep Righ7 Up
You should poll the crowd through teaser pictures. I'm certain that'll provide the feedback you seek.
Wouldn't know, all my clothes fit me perfectly. Let The Lash know if you need a hand out though.
Time and space paradox alike!!!! good golly!!! i perish at the thought however i believe visual examples are in order!!
Heavens to freakin betsy, show business sure isnt what i expected.
whats happenin hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean jake
#CastingCouchRegrets
UHH well you see its a tremendously long tale id hate to waste your time prattling on about but lets just say ive been *strongly advised* to keep it off for... "clout"?
I suppose ive relinquished the right to be called anything else at this point huh... :(
Off for my morning run until we head off to the gym! Perchance anyone is free and willing to join along? #fitness #gymgoals #nirvana #adventure #goodmorning
O-oh no! My finger slipped again! #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1405/sample_dd726510b18b6e8cf7f5892a00031acf.jpg?10764421
sorry i blocked you for a sec big dog dw i got better
nah man it was something totally unrelated don’t even think anything of it
oh shit i didnt think youd actually do it goddamn nice cheeks by the way
Thank you kindly! Honestly i didnt think i would either! Still deciding whether or not im proud of myself or whether ill be roiling in mortification for the whole rest of the night...
*dabs tear away with hankerchief* You always know what to say...
Egad its gotten quite salacious in the last handful of minutes... *fans self*
Dagnabbit!!! I cant get this goddamn hornswoggled friggin profile pic to crop right!!!!!
apology accepted, no harm no foul. although it was less an eye *sore* and more an eye... hm. whatever it is. like i said, it's not *bad*. simply unexpected. very unexpected.
Believe you me it was an unexpected surprise for me as well. I completely fat fingered the photograph selection and chose the wrong thing... i promise if i could represent myself with something a friggin SMIDGE more wholesome i would!!!!
bad bitches cant even have itty bitty waists anymore without having to apologize
"Itty bitty" isnt... *exactly* the word id use ahaha but thank you!!
((i recognize papayapartys art instantly))
