♦ pitied by @gooddogBestfriend
I wish it we⁻re⁻ e⁻asie⁻r for re⁻liable⁻ scie⁻ntific findings to be⁻ made⁻ more⁻ re⁻adily available⁻. Much of what is share⁻d - in te⁻rms of what is actually true⁻ - is only be⁻cause⁻ it appe⁻als to the⁻ common troll, e⁻ithe⁻r out of intrigue⁻, or to te⁻ll a story. It is a gre⁻at shame⁻ that it's impossible⁻ to pre⁻ve⁻nt distortion by the⁻ pre⁻ss.

:33< hewwo all 91 peopurr on line right nyow!!! hiii!!!

:33< this kitty loooooves ice cream!

n0 idea wh0 this jegus guy is but i w0uld twerk f0r him.

:33< be crimes do gay! :33< no wait... :33< do gay be crimes!
YOUR UNIVERSE IS INSIGNIFICANT.

:33< https://media.tenor.com/vxNVGUzBS1cAAAAe/pop-team-epic-middle-finger.png

:33< sure barkbeast sure 18 notifurcations is a purrfectly reasonable ameownt! :33< fureak :33< #notvaguepostingfurkmew

:33< what mew gotta know about meow the numpurr one thing about meow :33< im kitty

:33< *the mighty huntress grabs mew and so long gay bowsers mew off a cliff*

:33< #cancelcountolaf :33< he owse meow $5!!! :33< lets get his bitch ass! :33< ... he did what to the orphans? :33< okay nefur mind

:33< im like nepeta but more of a little shit im shitpeta getya?

I overthink too much. Maybe I should become stupid forever.

My head is spinning a bit. #substance

