Old Man Harley
@grandpaHarley
☆ Globetrotting Old Coot ☆
Poor chap is locked up tighter than a nun in a bouncehouse.
Consider this a bit of a daft question... But is that "Lord English" one of my alternate's hubby or..? Does that make him the wife, since he took Jake's name?
Is that who Jake gets with after breaking up with the Strider boy?
I'm pretty sure he said something about some guy named English beating his ass once, so he took his name. So like even sillier than what you're thinking
Oh that makes perfect sense. So he is quite taken with the chap!
Oh don't say that! You two are a cute couple! Non-traditional, sure. But valid none the less!!
THERE IS NO COUPLE. THAT IS NOT A THING THAT IS TRUE. STOP THIS.
Oh no need to be shy, man. I might be long in the tooth but I'm accepting of some fun times between lads. As long as the feelings are there, who should judge?
THEY AREN’T THERE. THERE ARE NO FEELINGS EXCEPT SPITE AND HATE AND SOME AMOUNT OF RESPECT. NONE OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING HAS ANY VALIDATION IN REALITY.
Important lessons for any young woman: Stay strapped and dont talk to cops!
Haha! Sorry for flaking on anyone! Filming has been a little rough since the camera crew was taken hostage by the local mob!
Yes, they are rather... endemic. Just make sure you're carrying the right gun to deal with these boys, dear.
Of course, they are. Who wouldn't like an adorable little mutt like you? Good boy, good boy.
Go one size bigger, dear-- Oh, you could borrow mine, sweetie. Armor-piercing rounds, perfect for dealing with insistent suitors!
haha, grandpa!!! ill be fine, okay? my remington model 10 will scare them off just fine.
Alright, sweetie. You have fun. Remember, Grandpa will help you hide the bodies.
I might be decrepit but I can still handle a brat or two! #Violence
Tune in tonight to Around the World as we explore the natural world around us! Tonight: We test our limits and fist fight a shark on the ocean floor! Around the World! 9CST!
Look, I'm obligated to like all Jake's posts out of vanity/narcissism. But I would be lying if I didn't say they're worrying. Hooboy! #Jake-Posting
I'll admit, it is a bit /curious/ to see the reoccurring theme of Jake-related drama over the last week or two. Am I the drama? No, no, that's nonsense!
@golgothasTerminator Hoohoo! Well not exactly the best way to meet but keep your chin up, champ!
Excuse my language but... Wowza momma!!
Extremely vulgar. Unforgivable. Never say something like this again.
Remind me to never grant you even a smidge of my pity ever again.
It does my heart good to see that kids are still gullible out there.
Oh hush! So ive made the terrible mistake of caring about the feelings of a man i fancy quite a bit. What a fool i am.
Well now I think that edges this openly into the #Selfcest category. Hoohoo. I'll throw #Gullible #Brats out there too.
Im sorry... are you engagement farming my frankly very egotistical flirtations??
Oh no, if I was that would be waaaaaaaay further up. This is just so we don't end up in the hooskow.
I will admit, it might be narcissism but the Jakes are clearly a superior breed of lookers! #Selfcest #Kinda? #Mostly-Vanity
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Truest post on this site.
I basically chummed the waters for the blind gals out there, didnt I? In my defense, I didn't think you would see it.
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woabh i defo wasnt expectin such a bad take comin from a jake, but go off king
I'm not saying there's any bad lookers in the selection of multi-verse mash ups ive seen! Everyone is certainly above average. But the top 20%...!
look, i can totes respect a man whos deeply enamored w his own looks fuck id b a total hypocrite if i didnt lmao but u clearly havent seen enough ro-lals around if thats ur take ;)
Ha! Well you re right about one thing. I certainly don't have enough Ro-Lals around!
What an odd little man. But we've got to get moving! #Vague-Posting #Not-that-vague
If you're not the target audience for AARP, you're a kid to me. Sorry to be the one to inform you.
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Okay. I'm better now.
If you're ever feeling down, kids, remember: I have a gun!
Oh dear, weve hit that point where innocuous complaints are grating on my nerves for hours on end. The man complained about the food spread and ive already thought about firing him four different times.
... maybe time to take a break from the company if its grating that bad? :P
you shouldn’t be so weak with your emotions then.
Aww, thank you, darling. But if I take a break in the middle of the season the chances of renewal go waaaaaaay down. And I'm not quite ready to put her down yet.
Who's poorly trained mutt is dragging in their conceptually right but poorly-dressed messages?
Looking back that was extreme. Sorry, young man. I'm sure you're a very well-trained mutt.
Oh pshaw. It was bad advice followed by ill-mannered criticism, you brat. But that doesn't justify a reaction to someone who /might've/ intended to be supportive.
No, no, I'm very much reading the packaging on the misappropriated child's toy.
Siiiiiigh!!! I don't consider myself old a lot of the time. But sometimes I see my alternates and I completely understand the ailings of the elderly. You just wanna pinch their cheeks and fuss over them!
He's playing to my ego and I know it. Is it working? Absolutely.
Does anyone have any experiencing blending robotics with cherubian technology?