Old Man Harley
@grandpaHarley
☆ Globetrotting Old Coot ☆
Look, I'm obligated to like all Jake's posts out of vanity/narcissism. But I would be lying if I didn't say they're worrying. Hooboy! #Jake-Posting
I'll admit, it is a bit /curious/ to see the reoccurring theme of Jake-related drama over the last week or two. Am I the drama? No, no, that's nonsense!
@golgothasTerminator Hoohoo! Well not exactly the best way to meet but keep your chin up, champ!
(( GASP. is that Bec Guidestuck? ))
Excuse my language but... Wowza momma!!
Extremely vulgar. Unforgivable. Never say something like this again.
Remind me to never grant you even a smidge of my pity ever again.
It does my heart good to see that kids are still gullible out there.
Oh hush! So ive made the terrible mistake of caring about the feelings of a man i fancy quite a bit. What a fool i am.
Well now I think that edges this openly into the #Selfcest category. Hoohoo. I'll throw #Gullible #Brats out there too.
Im sorry... are you engagement farming my frankly very egotistical flirtations??
Oh no, if I was that would be waaaaaaaay further up. This is just so we don't end up in the hooskow.
I will admit, it might be narcissism but the Jakes are clearly a superior breed of lookers! #Selfcest #Kinda? #Mostly-Vanity
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Truest post on this site.
I basically chummed the waters for the blind gals out there, didnt I? In my defense, I didn't think you would see it.
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woabh i defo wasnt expectin such a bad take comin from a jake, but go off king
I'm not saying there's any bad lookers in the selection of multi-verse mash ups ive seen! Everyone is certainly above average. But the top 20%...!
look, i can totes respect a man whos deeply enamored w his own looks fuck id b a total hypocrite if i didnt lmao but u clearly havent seen enough ro-lals around if thats ur take ;)
Ha! Well you re right about one thing. I certainly don't have enough Ro-Lals around!
What an odd little man. But we've got to get moving! #Vague-Posting #Not-that-vague
If you're not the target audience for AARP, you're a kid to me. Sorry to be the one to inform you.
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Okay. I'm better now.
If you're ever feeling down, kids, remember: I have a gun!
Oh dear, weve hit that point where innocuous complaints are grating on my nerves for hours on end. The man complained about the food spread and ive already thought about firing him four different times.
... maybe time to take a break from the company if its grating that bad? :P
you shouldn’t be so weak with your emotions then.
Aww, thank you, darling. But if I take a break in the middle of the season the chances of renewal go waaaaaaay down. And I'm not quite ready to put her down yet.
Who's poorly trained mutt is dragging in their conceptually right but poorly-dressed messages?
Looking back that was extreme. Sorry, young man. I'm sure you're a very well-trained mutt.
Oh pshaw. It was bad advice followed by ill-mannered criticism, you brat. But that doesn't justify a reaction to someone who /might've/ intended to be supportive.
No, no, I'm very much reading the packaging on the misappropriated child's toy.
Siiiiiigh!!! I don't consider myself old a lot of the time. But sometimes I see my alternates and I completely understand the ailings of the elderly. You just wanna pinch their cheeks and fuss over them!
He's playing to my ego and I know it. Is it working? Absolutely.
Does anyone have any experiencing blending robotics with cherubian technology?
Just based on my observations, I believe he might really enjoy being able to stretch his legs. That truly is a needy one. "Mr. Bot" is a new one, you can if you wish to call me Hal. Or if you're so inclined "Mr. Strider."
Hal or Mr. Strider? Well that's interesting. This is the first Strider I've "formally" met on this website! A pleasure, Hal.
Of course, Jacob, hm? So fancy, so eloquent. And what an honor to be the first you've officially acquainted with. I am a fairly outgoing Strider in comparison. That may be the difference. 🤭
Well, Jake *technically* works but I'm aware I have a few young iterations running around with the same name so it becomes a matter of distinguishing us apart. It's a bit odd to be called "Jake" by someone thirty years my junior.
34 years your junior. Oh my. You've made me even more intrigued in everything about you. What a hot- ah. Immensely attractive man you are, Jacob~
Yes, yes. I'm aware I've got daddy status in my age. Grand-Daddy some might say! #Jokes #NSFW I do appreciate the ego-stroking but I *do* need to tweak the design of this robot to pull cross-dimensional! I can't be swayed by your shameless flattery, Mr. Hal. A pleasure as it might be!
What a shame, perhaps we might speak again in the future. I am always around, and if you need any help... mechanical or otherwise. I'm very skilled with my hands. <#suggestive>
I did say hands, but my tongue is incredibly good at licking, too. <#suggestive>
Very rarely i regret learning to read. But those rare occasions happen to coincide with posts from blondes.
That sounds like quitter's talk. I refuse to believe a young man so anime has already forsaken his cat-boy dreams. (Though we're really mixing our zoomorphism here!) Purr for daddy. #RP #Suggestive
Would you also put a collar and leash on me, too? I could do with a pair of cute kitty ears and a tail. Then I'd be the most anime cat boy around. Mmnhrrrr. Daddy really knows how to get me.
Your flexibility with this roleplaying is terrifying. I think the collar and leash would be for yours and the public's own good. The cat eats are a matter of preference, though I do think you pretty anime boys could pull them off! #RP Actually, RP is over because I just remembered I'm a fifty-something old man RPing with twinks on the internet.
Aww. I really thought we were getting somewhere with the roleplay. Could switch it up to third person if it feels weird. Never too old to RP with dude's on the internet. Even if they're a young ghost.
I do apologize. Fan meet-ups are one thing but those cases of slamming the salami in some twink or young ghost are much less documented than a public soiree on the net. I've also got my PR manager sending me death threats at the moment to stitch this up. Sorry, son.
Oh. What if we moved this shit to private? I mean, I'm not above it. Unless it's already cooked. PR manager? What do you even do, lmao??
Hoo hoo. Well, I don't mind a private conversation with a handsome spook. But I really am working on something so I should keep the RP to a minimum for now. I can't shortchange a pretty puppy by only giving him half my attention! As for what I do, a little bit of everything! But the PR manager is in reference to my show. I travel across the world, show off interesting sights -- the ocean, the jungles, the people, the animals. Anything and everything that might be worth seeing!
I thought I was a cat boy. Am I just some mixture of puppy and kitty at this point? Either way, I feel pretty cute lmao. I guess while you're busy working on whatever you're doing I'll go binge your show. What's it called?
I said we were mixing up your zoological traits earlier! But at this point, I say whatever feline-canine abomination you've rolled into is pretty darn adorable, if I say so myself. Around The World! We air new episodes at 9EST on Fox and the WB!
I'll kick my feet and purr or bark either way. And wag my tail for you. Got it on the TV right now, dawg. Kinda wish I had popcorn.
Completely hypothetical scenario: Say you quintuple-booked your dance card for a Valentine's Day shoot (Yes, we shoot them in July). How would you work that out?
Nothing a group choreography cant fix i reckon.
Remember, girls. If you're going to an orgy, always bring a gun--no, not that one, bring the bigger one. #NSFW #Sicknastysunday
WRONG ROXY RWORNG ROXY IM OUTTA HERE best of lukc to ur roxy tho hahaha icould NEVER babysit anyone lmfao GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333
This is a bit embarrassing. But would anyone be free to accompany me to a dreadful party at a country club? Unfortunately my date met a very tragic accident with a volcano. #Looking_for_Armcandy
In wonderful news, the "tip slip" incident of Season 2 has been purged from the internet! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
Exactly! I don't know how no one on the editing team caught that the president was peeking out for that whole jaunt through Peru.