♦ pitied by @grandpaHarley
My relation or interactions with Striders are? Good? Although Cal is. Well, is Cal.
https://i.postimg.cc/W4sChF53/FUCKYOU.png ???????????????
Shouldn't this whole thing be talked about between the both of them? I don't really see how venting out in social media helps anything get better, in fact it might worsen things up, you're making public statements of so said relationship, instead of talking to your partner you're talking online to others, I might be deepening too much into it.
Fork found in kitchen. Fish found in ocean. Yet another dirk strider found behaving exactly as expected. It gets even more shocking after the 50th time. Trust me bro.
I won't have to worry about that, right?
Am I really doing a mistake?
I SAID TO NOT PITY NOT TO PITY FUUUCKKKKKK
I could really use a nap but i dont trust myself to wake up in a timely manner instead of jolting awake some 12 hours later because i happened to toss and turn my way out of my bed and onto the floor.
woof
Im sorry... are you engagement farming my frankly very egotistical flirtations??
Remind me to never grant you even a smidge of my pity ever again.
꒦꒷ chittr im scared please hold my hand
Sometimes conversing with yourself is an endless cycle of "gotchas!" where neither of you have actually got anything because youre both the same flavor of foolish. #leastvaguepostever
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Fuuuuck #guessillfindotheroldmen #notliketheresashortageofthemlookingforyoungtwinkstospendmoneyon #notthatineedmoney
look, i can totes respect a man whos deeply enamored w his own looks fuck id b a total hypocrite if i didnt lmao but u clearly havent seen enough ro-lals around if thats ur take ;)
Your Breakfast Teleports Out Of Your Prongs And Into Mine. " Yoink ".
tax of blood btw
woabh i defo wasnt expectin such a bad take comin from a jake, but go off king
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Is it common chittr etiquette to demand a man post photos of himself or am i currently being harassed?
you even fuck with my faith, huh.
i should pray.
Pshh! Never! I just know my limits and i wouldnt have any reasonable excuse for getting caught committing arson.
i’m not a damn twink. enough said.
Not a bad idea! Although i think setting something ablaze would be nigh impossible to pull off when the social gathering in question consists of but 4 people including myself.
if you count years i’ve been dead as aging then i’m pretty damn close.
feel like i haven’t done shit to you and you’re on ass about it anyways.
Theyre breaking out the booze soon. This is either where i start enjoying myself or i finally get my excuse to head on home. #substance
Idling at a social gathering until it becomes acceptable for me to slink away. Sigh!!
i’m dead. i’m a corpse. someone stabbed me.
this isn’t a vague. it’s a request.
talk to me. please.
note taken.
i don’t know what to do right now.
Damn, I'm on a block spree. It's kinda nice.
Hurting my feelings, dawg.
I don't even think I've done one horny post on this website yet. Jesus man.
You aren't into sparring?
If you're really inclined, you could take out your frustrations with me.
Interactions feel redundant sometimes. If a post moves me enough ive always got something to say about it so most of the time i forget to use any of the mess of buttons on my screen. Then again i might also just like the sound of my own voice... Or the click of my own keyboard in this case. Whoops.
I'm so close to slicing my own ears and tail off. #violence #cw-gore?
Im sure this is hilarious from an outside perspective but boy am i tired!!
In quite a bit of pain right now. My back and neck have been killing me.
It's 3am and I've yet to even start heading home because he keeps insisting I stick around for a bit longer. I'm currently being held hostage.
I amn half a bottle in and just cried so much that i threw up. Amazing news. Stay tuned for more riveting updates. #substance
Need more older handsome men on this website. It's severely lacking. Can't spend my night craving only one.
Fuck my life! ::::)
Oh. What if we moved this shit to private? I mean, I'm not above it. Unless it's already cooked. PR manager? What do you even do, lmao??
34 years your junior. Oh my. You've made me even more intrigued in everything about you. What a hot- ah. Immensely attractive man you are, Jacob~
Aww. I really thought we were getting somewhere with the roleplay. Could switch it up to third person if it feels weird. Never too old to RP with dude's on the internet. Even if they're a young ghost.
Would you also put a collar and leash on me, too? I could do with a pair of cute kitty ears and a tail. Then I'd be the most anime cat boy around. Mmnhrrrr. Daddy really knows how to get me.
I'm nuzzling my face into your palms, unable to contain just how comforted this makes me feel. If I could purr I would. I am really lonely most days, I can't have an actual relationship with the guy, because his wife might kill me.
And before you throw a fit at me, Jake. It's just roleplay. I'm bored.
Yeah. I didn't want to confuse you, making you think I might have a different set of genitals. Or something. Also where is the pets, big Daddy?
Hmm. hmm. This is good. Keep petting me and calling me a good boy. Also my boy pussy is just my asshole, I hope you're aware.
You can play pretend, you know. Also I've been working to get myself out of here. So maybe. I'll figure this out.
That's fucked up. So fucked up.
1'll be normal when 1 damn well feel l1ke 1t and not a moment sooner
... Is that a command? Also he's not really my "daddy" I was playing into your joke. I just live here. Dude seriously, you're not interested?
My real daddy is too busy being Jane's chew toy. I'm looking for a daddy who might play harder. He's a little pussy bitch sometimes.
I know you're intrigued. I'm willing to do things to you, even you haven't dreamed of.
Don't just vague me, actually comment, big Daddy.
woof
woof
...i'm not tired. huh. i should be exhausted. ma7be it was overwhelming more than exhausting. ma7be i'm getting tougher alread7. #suggestive
WRONG ROXY RWORNG ROXY IM OUTTA HERE best of lukc to ur roxy tho hahaha icould NEVER babysit anyone lmfao GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333
i'll be fine mr harley
Since i dont want to speak ill of the dead ill just say thank you kindly and move on.
Funny old thing grief. You neednt have admired a man to feel the odd weight left behind when hes gone. Wishing peace to those who knew him best
♤ I don't want to be obliterated... ♡
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! yes.
i am so fucking dizzy.
Thank g9g i'm n9t a twink.
Well. Hold On. #suggestive #nsfc
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noted. would you consider doing this to someone who isnt a twink. hypothetically.
⚇ Is cool. ⚇ But that's an older pic of me anyhow lol. ⚇ I'll update it when I uh...Can be bothered lmao ⚇
⚇ I'm literally a fat, hairy motherfucker. ⚇ I am the ontological opposite of a twink. ⚇ What does this even have to do with the post. ⚇ ⚇
Please Don't Put Me In The " Twink " Jenga Tower, I Am Not Strong Enough.
What was that...?? IS THAT LIKE. An exclamation of frustration OR INTENT. Very important to know.
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MY HORN SNAPPED OFF. HM.
∙☾__☽ damn anotherr human plagued by twinks humans got a twink inf̶estation huh?
I've never felt more of a kinship than I do with your dog.
Ignore that. I'm worth it I swear. I'm begging man.