Old Man Harley
@grandpaHarley
☆ Globetrotting Old Coot ☆
yeah i belong in a basement
...is this a kink-thing or a self-depreciating one? I can never tell with you kids. #NSFW ????
self depreciation this time lol
Oh! Oh. Well im sorry to hear that, boy. Did something in particular happen that shifted your basement time from crude enjoyment with the boys to a sad spectacle?
just sad
I see! Id recommend the classics: drinking, drugs, or divorce. But I get the feeling none of those might be applicable! #Substance
Consider this a bit of a daft question... But is that "Lord English" one of my alternate's hubby or..? Does that make him the wife, since he took Jake's name?
Is that who Jake gets with after breaking up with the Strider boy?
I'm pretty sure he said something about some guy named English beating his ass once, so he took his name. So like even sillier than what you're thinking
Oh that makes perfect sense. So he is quite taken with the chap!
ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING NOT.
Oh don't say that! You two are a cute couple! Non-traditional, sure. But valid none the less!!
THERE IS NO COUPLE. THAT IS NOT A THING THAT IS TRUE. STOP THIS.
Oh no need to be shy, man. I might be long in the tooth but I'm accepting of some fun times between lads. As long as the feelings are there, who should judge?
Important lessons for any young woman: Stay strapped and dont talk to cops!
ive got one part of this down
theres a lot of woofs and ruffs and awoos on here and if i had less self control id be joining in buuut i can control myself
wow holy fuck okay just my grandpa right there on chittr
Hi, honey! Grandpa is just here to advertise for his show. You have fun, be safe, and make sure your gun is always loaded and the safety is off.
Haha! Sorry for flaking on anyone! Filming has been a little rough since the camera crew was taken hostage by the local mob!
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Yes, they are rather... endemic. Just make sure you're carrying the right gun to deal with these boys, dear.
of course pa
Of course, they are. Who wouldn't like an adorable little mutt like you? Good boy, good boy.
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Go one size bigger, dear-- Oh, you could borrow mine, sweetie. Armor-piercing rounds, perfect for dealing with insistent suitors!
haha, grandpa!!! ill be fine, okay? my remington model 10 will scare them off just fine.
Alright, sweetie. You have fun. Remember, Grandpa will help you hide the bodies.
Old, decrepit, ugly, and a douchebag.
Hoohoo. Well three of those are certainly true.
My thoughts exactly. Though I do feel a tad bad.
I thought i mightve struck a nerve but apparently i was moreso pressing down on a whole bundle of em... and not in the fun way!
As a person who's a bit out of the "Strider Loop" are they all so... Sincere for a lack of a better word? Or have I just ran into all the ones who swear fealty on a first meeting?