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@grandpaHarley

☆ Globetrotting Old Coot ☆

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Shouldn't this whole thing be talked about between the both of them? I don't really see how venting out in social media helps anything get better, in fact it might worsen things up, you're making public statements of so said relationship, instead of talking to your partner you're talking online to others, I might be deepening too much into it.

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Hoohoo. It's a pretty common phenomenon, during personal disputes, it's natural to seek support. It /is/ a bit messy though.

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It could end up making the whole situation worse, I myself would just go straight on speak to my partner, this way it'll be quickly resolved and no one will have any sort of hooks in the relationship, hook as in some info on each of the two.

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Hoohoo. Well, that's a very nice thought, Mr. Lalonde. You'll understand when you're in a relationship and whipping your own #vague-posts about them too.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Coffin cuddles... many things to think about

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...is this cuddling *in* a coffin or being cuddled so tightly it takes the traits of being a coffin?

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@todaysDreamer[TD]

Its like cuddling a vampire. So. Literal

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I see! I missed that bit!

I'll admit, it is a bit /curious/ to see the reoccurring theme of Jake-related drama over the last week or two. Am I the drama? No, no, that's nonsense!

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@golgothasTerminator Hoohoo! Well not exactly the best way to meet but keep your chin up, champ!

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...i just want to say I love the monkey.

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Excuse my language but... Wowza momma!!

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Extremely vulgar. Unforgivable. Never say something like this again.

:(

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Awh no! Im sorry! Dont look at me like that now.

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Hah. Gotcha!

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Remind me to never grant you even a smidge of my pity ever again.

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It does my heart good to see that kids are still gullible out there.

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Oh hush! So ive made the terrible mistake of caring about the feelings of a man i fancy quite a bit. What a fool i am.

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Well now I think that edges this openly into the #Selfcest category. Hoohoo. I'll throw #Gullible #Brats out there too.

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Im sorry... are you engagement farming my frankly very egotistical flirtations??

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Oh no, if I was that would be waaaaaaaay further up. This is just so we don't end up in the hooskow.

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Oh!! Wow!

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See something?

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woof

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Did you sleep well, boy?

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woof

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Aww, that's my good boy! You feeling hungry? Can you guess what's for breakfast?

I will admit, it might be narcissism but the Jakes are clearly a superior breed of lookers! #Selfcest #Kinda? #Mostly-Vanity

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@gallowsCounselor[GC]

4R3 YOU *SUR3* 4BOUT TH4T WORD1NG?

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I basically chummed the waters for the blind gals out there, didnt I? In my defense, I didn't think you would see it.

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@tipsyGlamour[TG]

woabh i defo wasnt expectin such a bad take comin from a jake, but go off king

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I'm not saying there's any bad lookers in the selection of multi-verse mash ups ive seen! Everyone is certainly above average. But the top 20%...!

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look, i can totes respect a man whos deeply enamored w his own looks fuck id b a total hypocrite if i didnt lmao but u clearly havent seen enough ro-lals around if thats ur take ;)

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Ha! Well you re right about one thing. I certainly don't have enough Ro-Lals around!

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@truculentTimaeus[TT]

i should pray.

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Any excuse to get on your knees, hmm? #Suggestive

Its always vague vague vague with you people huh!

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Hoohoo! Just teasing a certain twink.

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"Go fuck yourself"?? Sure! Why not? #nsfw #selfcest

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Absolutely! Yourself included. *wink wink*

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You flatter me, you adorable little scamp.

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Its hardly flattery if im just stating what i see. Youre quite the looker!

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Haha! You-- Are you looking for a role in Hollywood? That's usually the end-game when a handsome young man "chats me up". Or are you just angling for a boat too?

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Pfft... god no!! Thats far too much attention for me. And ive already got a boat of my own. Cant a dude simply appreciate a fine fellow?

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A shame for the world at large to keep your face off the big screen! But that could also be a heaping dose of narcissism if I'm being honest! You're certainly no sore looker yourself, my pint-sized doppelganger. You're... 23-25? I'm not too sure the effect of timelines on the aging process but you certainly can't be too old with a face like that.

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Id agree but i get ogled enough without my face plastered all over the big screens. Ive had my fill of attention and its really not for me. Also youre only a little off. 26 but ill take it as a compliment that you think i look younger!

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Fair, fair, I can't say I don't enjoy disappearing from society for weeks (months) on end. I'll admit, I'm definitely contributing to the oogling right now.

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You get it! Sometimes i forget i own a cellphone. My pals never let me hear the end of it though. All this hubbub about maintaining friendships and proper communication and whatnot. God forbid a guy need a break! Also im well aware. Im willing to let it slide when it comes from a gentleman as dashing as yourself.

Hoohoo. Well that might be the problem with the times, here in the 90s it's perfectly acceptable to disappear for months on end. I can't imagine how I would adjust to being "always available." Good choice! You've got a boat but how does your antique gun collections look? I've got an original Winchester that a handsome brat can earn for joining me on a late cruise!

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