โฆ pitied by @grindingArtistry
โฒeh, still kinda cuteโผ
ษ if you ta-a-ag my hive i think my lusus will try to murder you ษ
i never know what to do for motherโs day. iโm glad people who are happy to celebrate do. i canโt even do my usual tradition of watching her old ballet videos so iโm kinda just stuck with this being a normal day.
>[I think I would actually rather drink battery acid.]<
ษ fa-a-aygo ma-a-akes my bra-a-ain feel funny so i don't drink it much ษ
โห๐พหยฐi WISH lolz my tagz r lame thiz iz 1 i foundยฐห๐พหโ
๐ฃ๐ธ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐ท๐ผ ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ป, ๐ ๐ช๐ถ ๐ท๐ฎ๐ช๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฏ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฝ. - ๐จ๐ธ๐พ๐ป๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฏ๐พ๐ต๐ต๐, ๐๐ช๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ต ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ช๐ต
โปMade lunch. Deliciโขus. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20260429_133507.jpgโป
โปSis needs a buzzer fโขr her nโขโขk, sโข she knโขws when peโขple are cโขming in.โป
โฏ wโจrst part abโจut datin a purple blโจโจd was him insistin โจn wearin his jester cap in bed. sโจunded like trโจll saint nick was cโจmin rโจund with all the fuckin jinglin #nsfw
โฏ ask if the pub's ritzy โจr chav. blโจke dโจesn't understand. pull โจut a diagram eรplaining. mate laughs and says "it's a gโจโจd pub, miss." gโจ in. it's chav. fml. #substances
== you could try... but unless you are very coordinated... you would probably fail... ==
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>[I can't take #zzzubzzztancezzz. Not becauzzze of any health concernzzz I juzzzt don't have any on hand.]<
>[Bought a twelve pack of water bottlezzz and didn't realizzze thezzze bitchezzz were fucking zzzoda can zzzizzzed. The conzzzequencezzz of my zzzleepinezzz are great and unimaginable.]<
>[I think you were unironically more annoyed than Valeri wazzz about the arm thing. I'm zzzorry you guyzzz don't have the dizzzpleazzzure of lozzzing an arm okay it'zzz not my fault that guy got culled in front of me with an actual fucking explozzzive.]<
โปKeep yโขur arm calibrated then, I dโขn't want tโข wait fifteen minutes while watching Valeri writhe arโขund.โป
ษ it felt more like the course wa-a-as hitting me ษ
ษ i could fa-a-ail a-a-at orga-a-an too??? i ca-a-ant ta-a-ake this ษ
ษ a-a-aa-a-aoa-a-aoougugghhnhjhgh8h ษ
ษ holy fucking da-a-amn i'm sorry i'm so a-a-awful a-a-at grub-golf i'm sorry i've never been good a-a-at a-a-anything i'll nbever pla-a-ay ga-a-ames a-a-aga-a-ain they're going to cull me for this ษ
ษ i've never been more ba-a-ad a-a-at a-a-anything in my entire life ษ
>[Friendzzz invited me to grub-golf and I forgot becauzzze I wazzz recalibrating my zzztupid fucking arm zzzo now I'm going to be late. Alternia izzz a zzzhithole.]<
jUST TO BE CLEAR, bY THE WAY FOR ALL THE HATERS, oUT THERE, i HAVE NEVER PURPOSEFULLY ENVISIONED vRISKA IN, a STATE OF UNDRESS, aS IS BEING CLAIMED, wHENEVER SHE APPEARS IN MY NIGHTDREAMS SHE IS ALWAYS IN, tHE FAIRY DRESS, nEVER NUDE, i AM NOT, a WEIRDO PERVERT, oR SOMETHING, wHO LIKES GIRLS IN JUST SHOES, #NSFW
๐ฃ๐ธ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐ท๐ผ ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ป, ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐พ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฒ๐ถ๐น๐ช๐ป๐ฝ ๐น๐ป๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐ฒ๐ต๐, ๐ ๐ท๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ ๐พ๐ท๐ญ๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ผ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ถ๐ธ๐ท๐ฐ ๐๐ธ๐พ (๐พ๐ท๐ญ๐ธ๐พ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ต๐ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ผ๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐พ๐ท๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ช ๐ต๐ช๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐พ๐น๐ซ๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ) ๐ถ๐ช๐ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ป๐พ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐น๐ช๐ป๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ. ๐๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ผ๐ช๐ฒ๐ญ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ ๐ช๐ถ ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ช ๐ฝ๐ป๐ธ๐ต๐ต ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ถ๐น๐ป๐ธ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ; ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐พ๐ผ๐ต๐, ๐ ๐ช๐ผ๐ด ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ: โฆ) ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐บ๐พ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ซ๐ป๐ธ๐๐ท ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ท๐ผ๐ท๐ช๐ฝ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ณ๐พ๐ถ๐น๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ช๐๐ ๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฝ, โฃ) ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐ธ๐ ๐ท๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ป๐ท๐๐ถ๐๐
๐ฃ๐ธ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ซ๐ช๐ฑ, ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ต๐ฎ ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ถ๐น๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ผ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฎ๐๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ป๐ถ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ, ๐ ๐ถ๐พ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐ต๐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ผ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฝ (๐ฑ๐ธ๐น๐ฎ๐ฏ๐พ๐ต๐ต๐ ๐ฒ๐ท ๐ช ๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ต๐ฎ ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ญ๐พ๐ต๐ต ๐ธ๐ฌ๐พ๐ต๐ช๐ป ๐ท๐พ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ท ๐ถ๐ธ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฒ๐ต๐ ๐น๐ช๐ป๐ผ๐ฎ): ๐ฝ๐. ๐๐ฝ'๐ต๐ต ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐พ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ฏ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ฝ๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐น๐ช๐ผ๐ผ ๐พ๐น๐ธ๐ท ๐ถ๐ ๐น๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ฎ๐ป๐ฝ๐. - ๐จ๐ธ๐พ๐ป๐ผ ๐ผ๐บ๐พ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ๐ต๐, ๐๐ช๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ต ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ช๐ต
โ I seriously look up to Her her Imperious Condescension sooooo much~ sheโs my number one inspiration for working hard~! Iโm a total HIC girlie, hee hee~โ
my fellow mod / who will go unnamed / is being weird again