♦ pitied by @grindingArtistry
Ɏ if you ta-a-ag my hive i think my lusus will try to murder you Ɏ
i never know what to do for mother’s day. i’m glad people who are happy to celebrate do. i can’t even do my usual tradition of watching her old ballet videos so i’m kinda just stuck with this being a normal day.
>[I think I would actually rather drink battery acid.]<
Ɏ fa-a-aygo ma-a-akes my bra-a-ain feel funny so i don't drink it much Ɏ
⋆˚🐾˖°i WISH lolz my tagz r lame thiz iz 1 i found°˖🐾˚⋆
6ee, it 6ot Cold toni6ht... >︵<
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓽. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
∻Made lunch. Delici☢us. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20260429_133507.jpg∻
∻Sis needs a buzzer f☢r her n☢☢k, s☢ she kn☢ws when pe☢ple are c☢ming in.∻
♯ w⨂rst part ab⨂ut datin a purple bl⨂⨂d was him insistin ⨂n wearin his jester cap in bed. s⨂unded like tr⨂ll saint nick was c⨂min r⨂und with all the fuckin jinglin #nsfw
♯ ask if the pub's ritzy ⨂r chav. bl⨂ke d⨂esn't understand. pull ⨂ut a diagram e×plaining. mate laughs and says "it's a g⨂⨂d pub, miss." g⨂ in. it's chav. fml. #substances
== you could try... but unless you are very coordinated... you would probably fail... ==
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა ooh! ooh⁀oh⁀hi⁀hi⁀there⁀hello! down⁀here! i⁀think⁀it⁀is⁀possible, though⁀stances⁀seem⁀important⁀and⁀it⁀is⁀hard⁀to⁀ground⁀yourself⁀while⁀on⁀wheels!
i spaCed out fer a 6ood four hours so uh... oops.
alri6ht, that's fifteen! i'm 6ettin' up and hobblin' my rump baCk to my hive. this is 6onna really mess up my delivery routes tomorrow...
...y'all sure that's safe? if ya fall, yer 6onna really mess yerself up...
>[I can't take #zzzubzzztancezzz. Not becauzzze of any health concernzzz I juzzzt don't have any on hand.]<
>[Bought a twelve pack of water bottlezzz and didn't realizzze thezzze bitchezzz were fucking zzzoda can zzzizzzed. The conzzzequencezzz of my zzzleepinezzz are great and unimaginable.]<
>[I think you were unironically more annoyed than Valeri wazzz about the arm thing. I'm zzzorry you guyzzz don't have the dizzzpleazzzure of lozzzing an arm okay it'zzz not my fault that guy got culled in front of me with an actual fucking explozzzive.]<
∻Keep y☢ur arm calibrated then, I d☢n't want t☢ wait fifteen minutes while watching Valeri writhe ar☢und.∻
Ɏ it felt more like the course wa-a-as hitting me Ɏ
Ɏ i could fa-a-ail a-a-at orga-a-an too??? i ca-a-ant ta-a-ake this Ɏ
Ɏ a-a-aa-a-aoa-a-aoougugghhnhjhgh8h Ɏ
Ɏ holy fucking da-a-amn i'm sorry i'm so a-a-awful a-a-at grub-golf i'm sorry i've never been good a-a-at a-a-anything i'll nbever pla-a-ay ga-a-ames a-a-aga-a-ain they're going to cull me for this Ɏ
Ɏ i've never been more ba-a-ad a-a-at a-a-anything in my entire life Ɏ
>[Friendzzz invited me to grub-golf and I forgot becauzzze I wazzz recalibrating my zzztupid fucking arm zzzo now I'm going to be late. Alternia izzz a zzzhithole.]<
jUST TO BE CLEAR, bY THE WAY FOR ALL THE HATERS, oUT THERE, i HAVE NEVER PURPOSEFULLY ENVISIONED vRISKA IN, a STATE OF UNDRESS, aS IS BEING CLAIMED, wHENEVER SHE APPEARS IN MY NIGHTDREAMS SHE IS ALWAYS IN, tHE FAIRY DRESS, nEVER NUDE, i AM NOT, a WEIRDO PERVERT, oR SOMETHING, wHO LIKES GIRLS IN JUST SHOES, #NSFW
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓫𝓮 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂, 𝓘 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 (𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓾𝓹𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰) 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓛𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼; 𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂, 𝓘 𝓪𝓼𝓴 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭: ♦) 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓳𝓾𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝔃𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽, ♣) 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒿𝓊𝓂𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝓌𝑜𝑜𝒻𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓓𝓸𝓻𝓫𝓪𝓱, 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝓘 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓿𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽 (𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝔂𝓵𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓻 𝓷𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓮): 𝙽𝚘. 𝓘𝓽'𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓼 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓾𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓽𝔂. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
☆ I seriously look up to Her her Imperious Condescension sooooo much~ she’s my number one inspiration for working hard~! I’m a total HIC girlie, hee hee~☆
my fellow mod / who will go unnamed / is being weird again