THE ANNALIST
@grossAnalysis
➡️Numberswatcher supreme of nominal impact.➡️ ➡️Earnest perpetuator and wallower of capital-class systems.➡️ ➡️Voted Beforus' most eager to be culled three sweeps running.➡️
➡️Your favorite squirming employee has been hard at his duties.➡️ ➡️I will maybe even be able to produce another word next wipe.➡️ ➡️I cater my cramp and my hurt to the numbers of the barrener and I am noticed and congratulated.➡️ ➡️Yeay.➡️ ➡️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/460a8a6fb03d.png ➡️
"= get this guy out of this shit. the fuck. ? what? ="
"= you are. playing. oh. is this not a beforus culling thing, is this a kink thing. #nsfw ="
HEAR THE RUMBLING IN THE STREETS ⧃F THE M⧃UNTAIN SPRINTING T⧃ GET A SCARBY'S TW⧃ F⧃R TEN DELUXE AND CLASSIC DEAL
➡️Sometimes, the Baronair will get me a large Spite, fasten me to the back of my chair, and watch me attempt to grope for the straw with my nutrient intake orifice.➡️
Can I give you a silly straw that wraps around into glasses for your Spite imbibing pleasure?
Y⧃U ⧃NLY EVER PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN'S P⧃STS. WHAT IS WR⧃NG WITH THE M⧃UNTAIN
>> #Beforanડ p1eaડe te11 me what 1¡meb1oodડ have/had ¡t 1¡ke ¡n your ડoc¡ety Becauડe ¡ have a fee1¡ng the ડ¡tuat¡on ¡ડ very d¡fferent than what ¡'ve been brought up w¡th ¡'m k¡nd of afra¡d to hear what y'a11 have to ડay, honeડt1y
➡️Our luckiest, most employed friends.➡️ ➡️Your informationsome friend relays; lifebloods possess a unique connection to the fires of their passion, made manifest in their literal control over pyrokinesis.➡️ ➡️Ample employment, specialist coddlebodies.➡️ ➡️The opportunities for these optics are massive.➡️ ➡️Huge bonfire starters.➡️ ➡️They are the hardest working class Beforus has to offer.➡️ ➡️I am so jealous I could chew my amply distanced digits off.➡️
>> P1eaડe do not chew your d¡g¡tડ off. That ¡ડ.. nowhere near what ¡t'ડ 1¡ke here. ડo ¡'m aડડum¡ng moડt of the caડte ¡ડ ડt¡11 a1¡ve where you 1¡ve?
➡️Happily so.➡️ ➡️Office potluck barbecuers.➡️ ➡️Eat the oblong meat object off the ground, Anna.➡️
◌ All of that aside (don't mention it to me), my wriggling day approaches quickly. I usually nothing for the event since it has passed too many times to care about, but this time around I may hold a little get together. ⧂
➡️Where did your short pants go, friend.➡️
※ OBSERVATION: He never grinds up pills to put in mmy food.
➡️My most unworthy and unpitied friend, you don't even like the distinctively metallic tang of his lesser tasks, do you?➡️
- You would drink the 6-night-old 'cupe slimme if it had a mmetallic tang to it, so objectively, this does not mmean mmuch. ※ TONE INDICATED: Figure it out.
➡️Your oldest and kindest cubicle companion, putting the secret in secretary, does not even have to try to win.➡️ ➡️I'm so happy.➡️
I'm happy for you, big guy!
➡️Everything is beautiful because my prescription lenses have not been updated in four sweeps.➡️
◌ I just wish he would stop talking about his pants. Is that really too much to ask for? Can I not look like a complete and total fool on this site for one night? ⧂
➡️The office of Pinnip Refineries would like to issue a reminder that there is nothing morally maladjusted about entering a quadrant with the disparaged lowbloods, mutants, or lesserly capable, designated to you in a cull assignment.➡️ ➡️They are already physically and emotionally reliant on your superior resistance to exterior stressors, they are already in your care.➡️ ➡️If you love your friends, you will remove the agency of finding exterior couplings and handle the busywork yourself. Your oldest, nicest friend needs you and your help alone.➡️
[+1 to “Torment Nexus” event queue]
READING ONTO THE RECORD! beforan society is *fascinating.* you live like this?
➡️Please send the RSVP to the Baronair at your nearest convenience.➡️
SIDEBAR! y'know, you remind me of a friend of mine? though more cheerful. DIRECT EXAMINATION! are you like a version of Wrothe or are you your own guy
➡️I need my sedative.➡️ ➡️I need it ground up in a yogurt cup and fed to me slowly.➡️ ➡️Medicully necessary.➡️
➡️Yes, which is the polite way of saying no.➡️ ➡️Your slimiest shakefriend is so overstimulated by the loss of exterior motivation that it is making him feel a sort of way.➡️ ➡️All negative.➡️ ➡️Trickle down champagnomics.➡️ ➡️What about your oldest friend.➡️ ➡️Oldest friend Wrothe oldest friend Anna.➡️ ➡️Hh➡️
➡️Cold cupe for Meansteep, warm plank for Writeneat Anna.➡️
$orry i ignored thi$ for 3+ hour$ i read it but the word$ rolled $traight into the va$t expan$e behind my eyeball$ with no ¢omprehen$ion atta¢hed i have no idea what you $aid to me ba$i¢ally
no i'm pretty $ure it'$ my fault dude you're ju$t talking