♦ pitied by @grossAnalysis
※ OBSERVATION: He never grinds up pills to put in mmy food.
- Squeak squeak squeak - I'mm such a naughty and disruptive little cheesefiend aren't I ooh oh yes I feel like stealing a slice of mmuenster off a trap ;-) - Aren't you going to try and catch mme ;-) ;-) Sqqueak
Hrn.. you have been quite surly... what a naughty little squeakbeast... you've RUINEd the lives of those two businessfailures but you're so fucking funny about it so who am I to JUdGE
- I don't care anymmore whatever size load it is I'll just take it ※ REMINDER: PLEASE. YOU CAN'T UN-CULL ME. Bbaaaabbbeee
- Sir mmay I also see you in your office block please
- OHHH. Seriously? You don't think I'mm SERIOUS about our vow? So all of those sweeps of being faithful to you while I got asked, *BEGGED* for pile service day after ding-dong freaking DAY mmean nothing to you? - RIGHT. But I'mm not serious the mmomment a bouncier, younger Tsurga shammbles in. Right, don't mmind the fact that our genetic donations have produced at least 5-11 descendants with, potentially, direct heritability. PAY NO MIND to the fact that I've commmmitted to spending the *entirety* of mmy lifespan with YOU, even when I know you'll probably take another mmoirail after I die. - None of that mmatters because I'mm against the idea of training mmy younger, alternate self to do all your favorite tricks. Hmmmm! I wonder why!!!!!!
- I know. I know. ※ NOTICE: You owe mme 350 caegars, BTW.