♣ mediated by @grossAnalysis
- I don't care anymmore whatever size load it is I'll just take it ※ REMINDER: PLEASE. YOU CAN'T UN-CULL ME. Bbaaaabbbeee
- Sir mmay I also see you in your office block please
- OHHH. Seriously? You don't think I'mm SERIOUS about our vow? So all of those sweeps of being faithful to you while I got asked, *BEGGED* for pile service day after ding-dong freaking DAY mmean nothing to you? - RIGHT. But I'mm not serious the mmomment a bouncier, younger Tsurga shammbles in. Right, don't mmind the fact that our genetic donations have produced at least 5-11 descendants with, potentially, direct heritability. PAY NO MIND to the fact that I've commmmitted to spending the *entirety* of mmy lifespan with YOU, even when I know you'll probably take another mmoirail after I die. - None of that mmatters because I'mm against the idea of training mmy younger, alternate self to do all your favorite tricks. Hmmmm! I wonder why!!!!!!
- @paleHighblood You hate mme. You hate mme and revile mme, sir. Seeing mme suffer brings you profound joy and please, and you hate mme and want mme to die. - What have I done to you? Tell mme. What have I done to deserve this. Is it because I told The Annalist eat those grubs in a blanket off the ground? He didn't actually have to do that, you know. I was JOKING. You love jokes, sir.