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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Happy 8/8.

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⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇

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>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]

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calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= get this guy out of this shit. the fuck. ? what? ="

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Y⧃U ⧃NLY EVER PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN'S P⧃STS. WHAT IS WR⧃NG WITH THE M⧃UNTAIN

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

READING ONTO THE RECORD! huh. small multiverse i guess

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@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

no i'm pretty $ure it'$ my fault dude you're ju$t talking

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what the heck is haPPening over there -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

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Just lie dOWN ANd let me work

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Get on the dESK I will ammeliate your suffering.

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Haha ⬡k this ⬡ne seems a bit full ⬡n. N⬡netheless... #Business #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡megaGrindset #Y⬡ghurtMale - MC R⬡se🌹

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Yeah one a sweep sounds about right | Why’ve they got you chained down about it though ‧₊˚🧹

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@carnalVivisection[CV]

⪩ G⌖⌖d. D⌖ n⌖t ce𓉸se try⸸ng. ⪨

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N⬡w THAT'S what I call #W⬡RKETHIC! #Empl⬡yeeg⬡als #C⬡mmendableBehavi⬡ur #S⬡me⬡neGetThisManAnAttab⬡y - MC R⬡se🌹

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@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Mmm. Fish cake.

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Hrn.. you have been quite surly... what a naughty little squeakbeast... you've RUINEd the lives of those two businessfailures but you're so fucking funny about it so who am I to JUdGE

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- I don't care anymmore whatever size load it is I'll just take it ※ REMINDER: PLEASE. YOU CAN'T UN-CULL ME. Bbaaaabbbeee

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I'm yelling because you keeP hurting me ANd won't listen ]:F

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YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNOW THIS WAS NEVER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. I TRY TO LET YOU IN ON THE GROUNdFLOOR OF A NEW AND EXCITING VENTURE THAT I ASSUMEd WE COULd dO TOGETHER. SOMETHING FUN THAT LEANS INTO YOUR INTEREST OF BEING dOTEd ON ANd AdOREd BUT NO I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING BAd GUY AND BAd NEWS BUSTER FOR TRYING TO MOTHERFUCKING dO SOMETHING WITH YOU THAT dOESN'T INVOLVE BEING A dEAdBEAT WHO KEEPS MAKING SHITTY BETS ON THE WRONG MESSIAH dAMN HOOFBEASTS. I'M SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY OH ASSISTER HELPMEET FOR WANTING TO SPENd TIME WITH YOU IN ANY ANd EVERY WAY I dIdN'T REALIZE THAT WOULd BE SO HARSH ON YOUR TENdER SLACKER SENSIBILITIES.

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- I know. I know. ※ NOTICE: You owe mme 350 caegars, BTW.

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※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 1 @ Friendhugger Park. Maiden claimming race. 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. - Placing a 3-hoofbeast boxed exacta bet on 3, 8, and 15.* - * No. 3: Mayano Top Fun (M/L=5/2), No, 8: TimmeForMimmes (M/L=12), No. 15: Man O' Friendship (M/L=9/5) What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets

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- How about this: if Alternian Pharoah places in tonight's first race at Friendhugger Park, I'll consider pulling somme strings to get you somme timme off.* ※ NOTE: *Somme restrictions mmay apply. ;-)

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1n the process of do1ng my backwards ch1ttr feed read1ng. can someone tell me why WHOS beforan WHAT 1S HERE NOW th1s 1s a horror show beyond anyth1ng 1 could ever come up w1th

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- Thank goodness you're the one Handling this. I have somme Business to take care of at the betting window. ;-)

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Oh. Fuck. Yes.

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

[Writing feverntly in my secret spreadsheet]

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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ You seem familiar. ⧂

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oh this will be interesting.

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