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calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy

"= get this guy out of this shit. the fuck. ? what? ="
Y⧃U ⧃NLY EVER PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN'S P⧃STS. WHAT IS WR⧃NG WITH THE M⧃UNTAIN

READING ONTO THE RECORD! huh. small multiverse i guess
what the heck is haPPening over there -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Just lie dOWN ANd let me work
Get on the dESK I will ammeliate your suffering.
Haha ⬡k this ⬡ne seems a bit full ⬡n. N⬡netheless... #Business #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡megaGrindset #Y⬡ghurtMale - MC R⬡se🌹
Yeah one a sweep sounds about right | Why’ve they got you chained down about it though ‧₊˚🧹
N⬡w THAT'S what I call #W⬡RKETHIC! #Empl⬡yeeg⬡als #C⬡mmendableBehavi⬡ur #S⬡me⬡neGetThisManAnAttab⬡y - MC R⬡se🌹

Mmm. Fish cake.
Hrn.. you have been quite surly... what a naughty little squeakbeast... you've RUINEd the lives of those two businessfailures but you're so fucking funny about it so who am I to JUdGE
- I don't care anymmore whatever size load it is I'll just take it ※ REMINDER: PLEASE. YOU CAN'T UN-CULL ME. Bbaaaabbbeee
I'm yelling because you keeP hurting me ANd won't listen ]:F
YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNOW THIS WAS NEVER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. I TRY TO LET YOU IN ON THE GROUNdFLOOR OF A NEW AND EXCITING VENTURE THAT I ASSUMEd WE COULd dO TOGETHER. SOMETHING FUN THAT LEANS INTO YOUR INTEREST OF BEING dOTEd ON ANd AdOREd BUT NO I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING BAd GUY AND BAd NEWS BUSTER FOR TRYING TO MOTHERFUCKING dO SOMETHING WITH YOU THAT dOESN'T INVOLVE BEING A dEAdBEAT WHO KEEPS MAKING SHITTY BETS ON THE WRONG MESSIAH dAMN HOOFBEASTS. I'M SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY OH ASSISTER HELPMEET FOR WANTING TO SPENd TIME WITH YOU IN ANY ANd EVERY WAY I dIdN'T REALIZE THAT WOULd BE SO HARSH ON YOUR TENdER SLACKER SENSIBILITIES.
- I know. I know. ※ NOTICE: You owe mme 350 caegars, BTW.
※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 1 @ Friendhugger Park. Maiden claimming race. 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. - Placing a 3-hoofbeast boxed exacta bet on 3, 8, and 15.* - * No. 3: Mayano Top Fun (M/L=5/2), No, 8: TimmeForMimmes (M/L=12), No. 15: Man O' Friendship (M/L=9/5) What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets
- How about this: if Alternian Pharoah places in tonight's first race at Friendhugger Park, I'll consider pulling somme strings to get you somme timme off.* ※ NOTE: *Somme restrictions mmay apply. ;-)
1n the process of do1ng my backwards ch1ttr feed read1ng. can someone tell me why WHOS beforan WHAT 1S HERE NOW th1s 1s a horror show beyond anyth1ng 1 could ever come up w1th
- Thank goodness you're the one Handling this. I have somme Business to take care of at the betting window. ;-)

Oh. Fuck. Yes.

[Writing feverntly in my secret spreadsheet]

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