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:33 < hehe buddy let me tell mew a story called- actmewally nefurrmind. just look up "nepeta leijon" in mewr history books.
:33 < maybe. what planet is that? earth-c?
:33 < if there are religions based on us i n33d my church of nep to convene on my location right meow
good morning perverts
Hi guys
... Today I am going to take it slow and simply focus on getting through all of these radio frequencies. If I stumble upon yours, forgive me. I'm not looking for you.
Morning awooooo
Haha. Yeah. Me either.
I love tealbloods. I approach them with the utmost respect and earnestness, and they regard me as if I just shot their lusus. I would die for them.
I don't know what to tell you man. I'm simply the quill. if things are good or bad, I don't decide.
You do outst★nding on one round ★s imposter ★nd suddenly everyone H★TES YOU #★mongus
c< ....i sHOuld gO sailiNg wHeN i get bacK.... >c
A warrior must always wield his blade with honor and chivalry in his pusher~. He must know when to stri~ke~~~~~~~~! And when to keep it sheathed~. #Suggestive
PROB4BLY NOT 4CT1V3 FOR TOO LONG, BUT 1T'S N1C3 TO SM3LL Y4'LL 4G41N! H4H4, SOM3 OF Y4'LL DO SM3LL R4NK 4F.
;) —— HellO, hellO! My friend finally cOnvinced me tO get On here, hehe! HOw's everyOne dOing? :) —— :P
I know it's not easy runnin' somethin weekly for long around here, folks got stuff goin on but I do miss Fight Nights.
"= hard to sleep without the cupe. fuuuuck. maybe. i should do some other shit. ="
#ThereIsNothingAsHumbling #AsDroppingSomethingSmallUnderTheCouch #AndHavingToBeOnYourHandsAndKnees #PalmingAroundForItBlindly
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ W4TCH1N6 D1RK D13 0V3R 4ND 0V3R RN, TH3 64M3 H4ZN'T 3V3N ZT4RT3D Y3T 84H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
fuuuck thats HOT
It's nine thousand.
... Early to sleep today, I think. Whether or not I can stay that way will be a mystery.
realizing the site vwas asking for my name and not for vwhat people call me. but im keeping it because it separates me from those losers. #ivwouldnevwverrateavwomanbasedonherglobes #unlessshevwantedit #feminism
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ .I am surpriseg dhat a ggolg bloog has dhe finances to obtain such furniture. You must have friengs in higgher places ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
just because i kill people in my free time doesn't mean i can't be a good girl the rest of the time :)
it wasnt always like dis.....
i tink abt like a few perigees ago dat i would post n ppl would ignore it but now if i posted smth and idk. its like "my butt itches" sm1 will say sumn and i tink dats funny
PEOPLE ALWAYS SEEM A BIT CONFUSED WHEN I MENTION FORMERLY HAVING HAD CERTAIN EXPERIENCES THAT MAY MORE COMMONLY PERTAIN TO WOMEN. IT IS LIKE THEY FORGET THERE CAN BE TRANS MEN OVER THE AGE OF 50. HAHA. :^)
moth3rfuk3r h8d mai sh3lfi3 b3caush3 h3 can’t hav3 m3
⊹ #appy Disability Pride Perigee my buzzbugs! N⟡ matter if y⟡ur disability is visible ⟡r invisible, life-l⟡ng ⟡r temp⟡rary, remember t#at y⟡u are str⟡nger t#an y⟡u will ever kn⟡w, and y⟡u are just as deserving as any⟡ne else. We see y⟡u! ⊹
i miss big events like the masquerade and stuff, i feel like i dont really get to hang out like that anymore
It's alright, thank you. I think it's good to sometimes remember where one comes from.
No, no, I just saw this exact post and found that rather funny.
Sometimes when im home alone i like to go into the garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend im a carrot. Its very healing. :)
I got to do ANYTHING I WANTED with my Photoshoot Pictures. So I made This. ♥☺
⪩ https://f⸸le.g𓉸rden/𓉸kWFL⸸qfwQ⸸sW7qE/cursed-⸸m𓉸ges-𓉸ugust-7-2023-31.jpg ⪨
WATCHING DASH IS LIKE STARING AT A ROAD WAITING FOR A SCUTTLEBUGGY CRASH TO HAPPEN BECAUSE SOMEONES GONNA SAY SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL AND ITS GONNA BE AN ENTIRE SCENE. #DASHWATCHING
flops_around_aggressively_ gonna_wiggle_on_you_watch_the_fuck_out
⏾ Awright I kn﴾ ﴿w s﴾ ﴿me ﴾ ﴿f ya like t﴾ ﴿ have a face t﴾ ﴿ da name ﴾ ﴿f whateva tr﴾ ﴿ll yall talkin t﴾ ﴿ s﴾ ﴿ hea ya g﴾ ﴿.
TODAY MARKS THE LONG-AWAITED RETURN OF ME, KARKAT VANTAS, TO CHITTR DOT ING. I KNOW, HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE. YOUR BELLOWSACS MUST BE STRAINING WITH THE EFFORT IT’S TAKEN TO HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE YOU YEARN FOR ANOTHER MOVIE REVIEW OR SIMILAR OBSCENE RANT. FEAR NOT AND DRY YOUR GLANCE NUGGETS OF TEARS.
(°. https://static.inaturalist.𖦹rg/ph𖦹t𖦹s/96043014/𖦹riginal.jpeg .°) (°. #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #tricyanaulaaurantiaca .°)
I d⚣n't think that Jane is very f⚣nd ⚣f satyrs let me sc⚣⚣t ⚣ut ⚣f the sp⚣tlight actually 0-0
🌳🌳🌳i🌸am🌳now🍄re-evaluating🌲who🌿among🍄you🌸are🌸useful🌿for🌸survival.🌸kahhal🌳has🌸low🌳hopes.🌳🌳🌳
i think it'd be fun to live a life where not everything is bad for me ykwim
What is ever going on here
Mm. I like these yokai. https://64.media.tumblr.com/b7f4e9ce38ba32dbdc9e5b2ac50547a2/3111f62207dbbcfc-21/s2048x3072/c9bc54100126d0fe6d714188f2614d738bcbad23.png
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < so sl33pyyyyy 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < n33d someone to shake me awake
X In a unanimous vote the Alternia B council has decided to arrest *that* cronus should he step foot onto our soil. x
I AM HAVING SOME FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT! HOW VERY EXCITING. :^)
GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE! :^)
((Just finished an artfight attack, figured the #kryqusheads on chittr might like this one https://i.ibb.co/s9sz8J71/200-sin-t-tulo-20260701210708.jpg
Chittrnation really rocking with the 24oz deli cup of horchata I see.
Just me and my 24oz deli container of horchata against the world.
how the fuck are there cancer stick larpers on here like what who pretends to smoke cigarettes to seem cool literally all of the cool part is in seeing someone smoke you sound like a fucking pencil behind the ear collar popped out lower lip biting dork when you just talk about it mesus h christ turning this touched in the head godhead the fuck away turning the other cheek cause this is straight unfettered ass fuck you mean good brands i am losing my mind it is a fucking cigarette
Squirmy wormy.
I have n9ticed s9me c9ncern already 6eginning t9 circulate ar9und Cr9nus's (@aeneasCaldarium) newly ann9unced s9-called “6a6e-9ff,” which, f9r th9se f9rtunate en9ugh n9t t9 have had this phrase inflicted up9n their awareness yet, appears t9 6e a pu6lic attractiveness t9urnament designed t9 determine, thr9ugh mass appr9val, which presuma6ly female 9r female-adjacent individual in parad9x space is the m9st aesthetically rewarding t9 l99k at. #6a6e9ffMenti9n #Cr9nusMenti9n #AttractivenessC9ntest #Pu6licRanking I w9uld like t9 6egin 6y saying that I am disapp9inted. #Disapp9inted I w9uld then like t9 c9ntinue 6y saying that I am n9t surprised, which is different fr9m saying that I am smugly unsurprised, th9ugh I can understand h9w s9me9ne with a hist9ry 9f refusing t9 engage charita6ly with my t9ne might c9llapse th9se tw9 p9siti9ns int9 9ne an9ther f9r the sake 9f c9nvenience. #T9neP9licing #CharityInDisc9urse #C9nvenienceMenti9n Cr9nus, I understand that y9u have always p9ssessed a s9mewhat tr9u6ling relati9nship with 69undaries, pu6lic decency, w9men, w9men-adjacent pe9ple, attractive pe9ple, unattractive pe9ple, pe9ple y9u think y9u can make attractive thr9ugh pr9ximity t9 y9urself, and 6asically any categ9ry 9f pers9n wh9 can 6e f9rced int9 the shape 9f an audience. #69undaries #W9menMenti9n #AudienceDynamics #AttractivenessMenti9n 6ut I d9 think launching a “6a6e-9ff” during Disa6ility M9nth displays a level 9f s9cial unawareness that is alm9st impressive in its density. #Disa6ilityM9nth #Awareness #6adTiming #Dense6ehavi9rMenti9n This is a peri9d during which we sh9uld 6e centering imp9rtant c9nversati9ns a69ut acc9mm9dati9n, stigma, patience, structural exclusi9n, and the many ways certain individuals are reduced t9 their 69dies 6y an uncaring s9ciety. It is n9t, ideally, the seas9n in which 9ne sh9uld invite the pu6lic t9 evaluate a 6racket 9f vulnera6le y9ung ladies, ladies 6y ass9ciati9n, lady-c9ded pers9ns, and 9ther ass9rted 6a6e-classified individuals acc9rding t9 their capacity t9 generate flushed distracti9n in the c9mm9n viewer. #Acc9mm9dati9n #Stigma #69dyReducti9n #Vulnera6lePers9ns #LadyC9dedMenti9n And 6ef9re any9ne accuses me 9f 6eing anti-6eauty, anti-fun, anti-p9ll, anti-w9men, 9r anti-Cr9nus, alth9ugh that last accusati9n is admittedly difficult t9 c9ntest 9n a purely em9ti9nal level, I am n9t saying that 6eauty is inherently harmful. 6eauty can 6e uplifting. 6eauty can 6e s9cially meaningful. 6eauty can even, in carefully m9derated circumstances, serve as an entry p9int t9 discussing m9re seri9us t9pics, assuming the 6eautiful party in questi9n is n9t enc9uraged t9 6ec9me vain, friv9l9us, c9mpetitive, 9r distracted fr9m the m9re ethically pr9ductive uses 9f her time. #6eautyMenti9n #VanityMenti9n #Friv9lityMenti9n #EthicalPr9ductivity The pr96lem is that Cr9nus has taken a sensitive s9cial categ9ry and turned it int9 a spectacle. He has placed w9men and similar pers9ns int9 a c9mpetitive framew9rk which implicitly asks the cr9wd t9 decide wh9 is m9st desira6le, as th9ugh the pu6lic c9nsumpti9n 9f feminine 6eauty has n9t already caused en9ugh hist9rical damage with9ut 6eing gamified 6y a seadweller with a micr9ph9ne and the restraint 9f an untrained h99f6east. #Spectacle #Gamificati9n #SeadwellerMenti9n #H99f6eastC9mparis9n There is als9 the matter 9f accessi6ility. Has Cr9nus c9nsidered whether every “6a6e” included in this event is c9mf9rta6le 6eing perceived? Has he c9nsidered whether s9me 9f these individuals may experience s9cial fatigue, 69dy disc9mf9rt, image sensitivity, r9mantic trauma, caste-related visi6ility c9ncerns, 9r simply the natural m9desty 9ne might h9pe t9 see preserved in th9se wh9 are made int9 sym69ls 9f 6eauty 6y 9thers? #Accessi6ility #C9nsent #Visi6ilityC9ncerns #M9destyMenti9n #R9manceMenti9n I suspect he has n9t. #Suspici9n Theref9re, I urge all resp9nsi6le Chittr users t9 think very carefully 6ef9re participating in this event. D9 n9t reward Cr9nus f9r arranging w9men like dec9rative fruit in a st9refr9nt and then asking the pu6lic which 9ne l99ks ripest. #96jectificati9n #FruitMetaph9rMenti9n #St9refr9ntMenti9n #PleaseReflect And Cr9nus, since I kn9w there is a n9nzer9 chance y9u will read this and interpret it as either flirtati9n, jeal9usy, 9r an invitati9n t9 explain y9urself in a dialect n969dy requested, all9w me t9 6e perfectly clear: Cancel the 6a6e-9ff. Use Disa6ility M9nth t9 learn s9mething. Prefera6ly quietly. #CancelThe6a6e9ff #Cr9nus6a6e9ff #Disa6ilityM9nth #Educati9nal9pp9rtunity #QuietlyPlease #6a6e-9ff
okay so im back at the gym at this time because im gonna try and get this dudes number goddamn chat hes so hot hes so outta my league
▲at this point i wanna see the kankris all put together in a room together getting offended by everything the others say▼
X im typing thid with my dick #nsfw x
▲clicker training a puppygirl into being addicted to cigarettes this is great▼ #substance #suggestive
heh hey my friend thinks ur cute https://i.postimg.cc/43PYPQb8/IMG-3352.jpg #cw-spider
nose i just typed "nose" with my nose
penis i just typed "penis" with my finger's
IM ZO BORED RN #BOREDOMPOZTING
taught that liittle blue flower from deltarune two run up two the old and/or dii2abled and yell "motherfucker"
Motherfuckers! You are all motherfuckers, hehe! /)/) ( . .) ( づ🔪
i think my dick also wants to say good morning to others at this rate. #nsfw
the moonns beginn to ebb juust benneath the water of this lake. suunnrise is nnigh, buut.. i wonnder if i shouuld juust nnot leave?
i hope youu are well rested, at least?
Proo tip: everytime yoou win a game tell everyoone yoou're oonly foour sweeps oold and witness enemy team's fuming asses invent new slurs
but now imagine 🐶🍔
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give burger me eat burger want burger you me give burger me burger want me want you
think about the joy you'll put into the world by giving me two burgers
one or maybe two burgers and i'll get the job done for you
B33 < nyawn? is that one B33 < one part of me is catgirl pun expurrt but the other part is trying to make sure the puns arent too too silly B33 < like a little bit of silly B33 < silly to the extent youd let your pet kitty get befur deciding its too rowdy and throwing its furry behind in the bathroom with a snack and closing the door
B33 < ill take the one follow and one like i got furom that as a "yes davepeta nyawn IS a pawesome and not even a little bit too much pun"
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < meowwwwwwwww 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewve b33n davepetad 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < today it gives mew good luck
<} Don't be disheartened listeners, we are still investigating the limeblood conspiracy! The empire won't like what we've dug up on this one, hahaha.
me if you care/lmfao i like these things,,/pos https://cdn,imgchest,com/files/230cfd10b960,jpeg
hot take sprinkles on doughnuts r bad awful n terrible
evwerytime i see mituna in my notifs i just vwanna be like "hi mituna" so anyvway hi mituna.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Miss me? Course you did. I'm Mither.
how many gals can i breed on one day? im pretty sure its more than 10! :D #nsfw
Happy International Fisherman day, International Mud Day, National Almond Buttercrunch Day, National Camera Day, National Guy Day, National Waffle Iron Day, Outdoor Equipment Maintenance Day, and many more.
Having chickens has improved my life a lot I highly recommend it haha
they cant even run dude their limbs are too weak for that lmfao
Da_thrills_huh
☽・ ... I've Changed My Mind; This Is Actually Quite Funny. ・☾
the_way_you_sad_that_with_your_words_makes_me_not_want_to_trust_you_always_._but_this_time_I_will_.
Mmmm_you're_not_wrong_that_sounds_delightful_.
Smmooch! Hai evewyone!! ^w^
Im tawking to EVEWYONE!! Xo3