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the tabloids have been leaving me alone lately / it's nice / but it's worrying / i'm really grateful for my popularity / and i don't wanna lose it
eh, it's nothin recent but i have this photo in my phone that a bartender sent me after takin it like a year ago or so i'll take something better when i feel like it #substance get baited by the censor loooooooooooool https://64.media.tumblr.com/950df43afd202fa4db7d8f3cbc55c434/ef4f4b89fbcfe65b-e8/s1280x1920/d7725bc8089a0033763a4028e8a1e02f06a3a992.png
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
@nihilisticBody //i would absolutely never pass up a chance to draw miko (puts her in my maw while you aren't looking) https://64.media.tumblr.com/2816ea93b6b529aaab89908b4d5676d8/5b1901856ddda8c6-a0/s1280x1920/60c8a12c9ca99568836a43e39307fa336c299c13.png
:33 < having a cuppa :33c https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0b/9f/da/0b9fdac64f1770e4ca19e228df92e336.jpg
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/33/28/653328c8258d84b19c3c7c1bf3496b5e.jpg :33 < i love doing handstands!! #nsfw -ish
There are some ingenious ways spiders use to capture prey! For instance, the ogre-faced spider weaves a net between its front legs and then dangles above places where prey are likely to pass through. By using its web like a net, it scoops up prey. Bolas spiders use a long line of silk ended with a spot of sticky glue, swinging it at nearby moths to catch them, much like a fishing line. That's your #spiderfactoftheday !
/)olle/) up an/) rrea/)y to go meet a (lient forr a business /)innerr! https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/393e1e36ee175(7160((f036(e/)3e/)a3/81b766(a1b/)33275-4(/s1280x1920/aa5103aab493/)3ff(/)65006269/)(1387e36f93b2.png
@cheerfulMenagerie //did you know i love it when clowns. i love clowns so much. here is your clown i hope i did her justice https://64.media.tumblr.com/df4389a3bcf9d8256426cf664c5de3f2/5b1901856ddda8c6-01/s1280x1920/a9bf6251d8c293a01e9808a1b84f804445ba58fd.png
i am still gØing tØ swear. i just wanted him tØ see many fucks Øn my pØst.
✨The stars today...✨ ...indicate some of you may be getting broken up with, fired, or worse. Use distractions two your advantage. Lucky numbers are 11, 13, 21, and 42! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
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