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As Long As You Drink Some Water With It I Don't See A Problem Love
[Attached is a video of the jar in question perched on a shelf, half filled with the pitch black goo. It bubbles and churns as it dissolves the last of the cracker that was fed to it. When the ichor settles, a gloved hand comes in from off screen with a small Dixie cup filled with, it looks like, every pill Casper could find in his hive. He unceremoniously dumps the painkillers into the jar and very quickly replaces the lid. For a moment nothing happens, the pills sit atop the surface without passing through the topmost layer. Once the lid is secured, there is movement as Casper backs up from the shelf to give the thing some space. There is a perfectly preserved eye in a jar next to the jar of ichor. Purple, maybe, in this lighting. The eye is the only interesting thing happening before the gurgling starts and the pills begin to sink further into the ichor, leaving behind a grey frothing residue. Before long, what was previously empty space in the jar is filled with the stringy froth, and the liquid below begins to churn again, this time very violently. Like when someone does the tornado trick with a bottle of water, except it is thick and pulsing. Before the video cuts off Casper can be heard letting out a breathless laugh and a “Holy fuck” ]
thanks!
ᐖ I FINK ᐖA NIᑈES FING ANYONE EVAR SAIᐖ 2 ME ᐛ
zpinni9n in circl3z
ᐖ SᑈOLLING FRU MY OWN REPIES RN ANᐖ GURL I BE TYPINGK ᑈRAZY ᐖO ANY OF U GUYS AᑈKSHUALLY UNMERSTAN ME OR ᐖO U JUST NOᐖ ALONG MOAST ᐖA TIEM ᐛ
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hello humans i am a human Too please allow me to Become apart of Ur Commnuntiy Fank You
impl0din9 iz an 0pti0n
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when they’re m4k1ng fun 0f 4 k1nk but 1t’s y0ur k1nk ♪͙͘͡ ★ my culture 1s n0t y0ur c0stume 4m1r1te f0lks h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4 0h y0u s41d n0 0h 0k bye then s1gh… ♪͙͘͡ ★ #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ The bush !sss all powerful…꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’m sorry…꠹
i meant mine s0rry misspelling
idk i just think im pretty #nsfw #substances [a video of Meri. she was sitting in her gaming chair, only an oversized tee and her panties on, smiling and making faces in the mirror. her makeup was slightly smudged from smoking.]
IF I HAD A MULLET YOU’D BE THE FIRST I LET PET IT.
i aint doin all that
hellllll yes
[ >MOST CONSTANTLY! THE NEVERENDING DARKNESS IS WHEREIN I DRAWETH MINE POWERS FROM_ ]
꒰[several sweeps in the past , showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have these devices called palmhusks that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page peasant : can we listen to something else me [lying maliciously] : this is the only song we have .꒱
8=8 > #yuri https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/LESBIAN.png
A chair (/t͡ʃɛɚ/ ⓘ) is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat, and a back-rest. It may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[1] a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest;[2] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[3] Etymology Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra and ultimately Greek καθέδρα kathedra ("seat, throne").[4][5][6]
whaaaaaat noooo that would never happen
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wall-e didn’t even deserve that fine ass woman it should have been me
i did not mind the cartoon sound effect
o| YoU GeT FrEe bOoBs aNd cOmPlAiN CaUsE ThEyRe gReEn? UnGrAtEfUl wOrLd tHiS Is |O
:33< *ac flops over on her side and stretches out her paws, giving them a wiggle* :33< i f33l like i have not b33n as present here :33< i know im posting but X00< bluggggh!!! ://< i dont know!!! :33< when i get back to it fur real i n33d to own karkat still :33< *ac sighs and curls up on herself*
excerpt from "your oval orifice" (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, #nsfw, power imbalance, president x sec of defense, in the office, dont get caught, yaoiposting, missingno outbreak mentioned, human relationship) baraks breath caught in his throat as large hands met his hips shoving him down into a deep bend over his desk "what are you...-" "teaching our president some manners" bro muttered the secretary of defenses hand slid up trollbamas spine to grab at the back of his neck scruffing him like a meowbeast and earning a needy moan from the president "i didnt mean to question you i just-" "save it" bro had been shooting daggers at the president since the advisory meeting about the missingno outbreak bro had given his ideas and barak had listened to rose instead when barak should know who to obey with no questions asked "im sorry" trollbama mewled with his cheek pinned against the papers on his desk but something about this just felt so good he could hear the sound of a belt being unbuckled behind him and tried to bite back the guilty smile spreading across his face "did you at least lock the door?" barak asked bro leaned down over him to graze his lips over the shell of the presidents ear "im hoping someone walks in and sees you like this"
3833 < Can you guys watch my shape? > https://64.media.tumblr.com/defa35b6af83e9c07baa064b8d78c0dd/0c177ea9091ec59e-01/s1280x1920/58a39fd9bc914ca2b764e83e9ff8d0f5dbfcbdba.jpg
#bugart.
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o shit she's here... Σ(O_O) #fightnight #yearnposting
This is standard professional procedure when examining a cool insect or arthropod of sorts.
I would not dream of stripping you of your natural environment. I would examine your reactions to different stimulus and take a few pictures before leaving you. Maybe more. Shrug.
It is not "Weed day" (#substance). It is "Mother 3 day" (#peak). Please get it right
A chortle does not equate to you charming me. You are a specimen to me. A little bug I found under a rock.
matesprit isLLand is right next to the isLLand with a giant skuLLLL shaped cave that whispers eviLL secrets reLLated to a dark rituaLL in the middLLe of the night but im sure that means nothing
-=[ if you need me you know where to find me https://i.imgur.com/AK6V5do.png_☺]=-
ᐖ ZOMG UR SO REAL LULZ ᐛ
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xX I THINK!!! I CAN SME// CX/XRS!!!! Xx
🜏 @xu♱♱lɛfiishXrrushɛrr II ♱old you ii xould (;死亡 #bulgɛ #nsfw #balloonbɛas♱ #nsfwɛ #bodyhorrrrorr #rro♱♱ɛnpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.sɛ/fiilɛ/f2~♱oyhou~sɛ/iimagɛs/118651946_5aWZrraWAum20jdxx.png ) ♅
(( last post for the night. If anyone would be willing to help me go over confessions and shit, please dm me </3 tonight was fun but also overwhelming ))
at thII2 rate chIIttr II2 never gonna be the neVV pdf.
"i could fix her" is a sad thing to read. no you can't.
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rude. i am much cooLer than the other Lesbians on here
The only way I "procreate" is with my iPad to draw wizard.
ᐖ I HAV AN Xᐖ TAT ON MY BEWB LULZ ᐛ
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/actwally im dying the dream *dowble pistols and a ghostly wink*/
yeah sorry... that means i have to dissolve you in acid (︶︹︶)
but also yeah the ic blocking functionality feels a little jank tbh i think it needs a rework
(( vaLid I don't think deejay has Posted anything Like that but ur vaLid
(( bc genuinely i loved that exchange <3
(( wait @theUnvirgin mun did you bLock me ooc cuz my aLts cant rePLy to u to thank u for PLaying the heeL LoL
Check your block settings, it said you blocked it.
ᐖ GUYZ IS IT GROSS 2 ᑈHEW UR HAIR B HONEST ᐛ
i was definitely reading that tag as 'leather chit' and i was excited for a moment but apparently i can't read disappointed nonetheless.
jerk it 2 it eithr way
i miss your wife too man
ok peeps!! am i doing dis rite?? Dx btw its just a DOODLE so dunt judge my art ok!! i didnt decide on le design yet!! https://images2.imgbox.com/47/38/aBptFQa4_o.jpg
i hate evil twinkz rechitt if thy agree #injuzticeforeridan #antieridanweek #canceltheamporaz
I don't need to "go outside" and "talk to real people," I get all the socialization I need from The Sims 2 (2004).
Can I have a hit? My vape is watermelon sour batch.
ya but only if u have good taste
((that may be your intent but simply put not everyone sees it that way))
(( You should always check whether the *recipient* feels the same way, just in case. It's likely that you'll encounter people who don't agree, and you won't know until you ask. ))
whaTT iif TThe world wa2 made of puddiing
just gave TTs cat a bottle cap to play with the man is absolutely fiending for this thing i might sign him up for shuffleboard classes #proudcatdad
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
There are war heroes that have suffered less than this.
I've finally made adequate enough progress on this project to feel comfortable sharing it. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
if the color you picked out on purpose to have all your fucking text in requires me to tap at my screen just to see it like im pecking at a game of solitaire on my iphone 8 as a cancer riddled reality warped dementia patient just know im not fucking reading that shit #imnotreadingallthat
The⁻ re⁻lativistic e⁻ne⁻rgy of a syste⁻m de⁻pe⁻nds on both the⁻ re⁻st mass and the⁻ total mome⁻ntum of the⁻ syste⁻m. in such case⁻, E² = (m₀)² * c⁴.
ᯓ𝄞 1... 2... 3... Miku Miku beam! (*’▽’)ノ＾—==ΞΞΞ☆ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.