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i aint doin all that
hellllll yes
[ >MOST CONSTANTLY! THE NEVERENDING DARKNESS IS WHEREIN I DRAWETH MINE POWERS FROM_ ]
꒰[several sweeps in the past , showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have these devices called palmhusks that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page peasant : can we listen to something else me [lying maliciously] : this is the only song we have .꒱
s34rch1ng up tr3nds 1 m1ss3d 0ut 0n 4nd r3ply1ng t0 p0sts fr0m h0urs 4g0
8=8 > #yuri https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/LESBIAN.png
A chair (/t͡ʃɛɚ/ ⓘ) is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat, and a back-rest. It may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[1] a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest;[2] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[3] Etymology Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra and ultimately Greek καθέδρα kathedra ("seat, throne").[4][5][6]
whaaaaaat noooo that would never happen
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wall-e didn’t even deserve that fine ass woman it should have been me
i did not mind the cartoon sound effect
o| YoU GeT FrEe bOoBs aNd cOmPlAiN CaUsE ThEyRe gReEn? UnGrAtEfUl wOrLd tHiS Is |O
:33< *ac flops over on her side and stretches out her paws, giving them a wiggle* :33< i f33l like i have not b33n as present here :33< i know im posting but X00< bluggggh!!! ://< i dont know!!! :33< when i get back to it fur real i n33d to own karkat still :33< *ac sighs and curls up on herself*
excerpt from "your oval orifice" (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, #nsfw, power imbalance, president x sec of defense, in the office, dont get caught, yaoiposting, missingno outbreak mentioned, human relationship) baraks breath caught in his throat as large hands met his hips shoving him down into a deep bend over his desk "what are you...-" "teaching our president some manners" bro muttered the secretary of defenses hand slid up trollbamas spine to grab at the back of his neck scruffing him like a meowbeast and earning a needy moan from the president "i didnt mean to question you i just-" "save it" bro had been shooting daggers at the president since the advisory meeting about the missingno outbreak bro had given his ideas and barak had listened to rose instead when barak should know who to obey with no questions asked "im sorry" trollbama mewled with his cheek pinned against the papers on his desk but something about this just felt so good he could hear the sound of a belt being unbuckled behind him and tried to bite back the guilty smile spreading across his face "did you at least lock the door?" barak asked bro leaned down over him to graze his lips over the shell of the presidents ear "im hoping someone walks in and sees you like this"
3833 < Can you guys watch my shape? > https://64.media.tumblr.com/defa35b6af83e9c07baa064b8d78c0dd/0c177ea9091ec59e-01/s1280x1920/58a39fd9bc914ca2b764e83e9ff8d0f5dbfcbdba.jpg
#bugart.
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o shit she's here... Σ(O_O) #fightnight #yearnposting
WELL A MOMENT OF SILENCE DOESNT HAVE TO MEAN / that they died
This is standard professional procedure when examining a cool insect or arthropod of sorts.
I would not dream of stripping you of your natural environment. I would examine your reactions to different stimulus and take a few pictures before leaving you. Maybe more. Shrug.
It is not "Weed day" (#substance). It is "Mother 3 day" (#peak). Please get it right
A chortle does not equate to you charming me. You are a specimen to me. A little bug I found under a rock.
matesprit isLLand is right next to the isLLand with a giant skuLLLL shaped cave that whispers eviLL secrets reLLated to a dark rituaLL in the middLLe of the night but im sure that means nothing
-=[ if you need me you know where to find me https://i.imgur.com/AK6V5do.png_☺]=-
ᐖ ZOMG UR SO REAL LULZ ᐛ
xx_HAIIIIII_>w<_xx
xX I THINK!!! I CAN SME// CX/XRS!!!! Xx
🜏 @xu♱♱lefiishXrrusherr II ♱old you ii xould (;死亡 #bulge #nsfw #balloonbeas♱ #nsfwe #bodyhorrrrorr ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/118651946_5aWZrraWAum20jdxx.png ) ♅
(( last post for the night. If anyone would be willing to help me go over confessions and shit, please dm me </3 tonight was fun but also overwhelming ))
at thII2 rate chIIttr II2 never gonna be the neVV pdf.
"i could fix her" is a sad thing to read. no you can't.
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rude. i am much cooLer than the other Lesbians on here
The only way I "procreate" is with my iPad to draw wizard.
ᐖ I HAV AN Xᐖ TAT ON MY BEWB LULZ ᐛ
xx_I_DOOOOOOO_xD_xx
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/actwally im dying the dream *dowble pistols and a ghostly wink*/
(( Ace Dick as the Pjackk of Chittr is such a disgustingly awful role to play. I'm having so much fun. ))
yeah sorry... that means i have to dissolve you in acid (︶︹︶)
but also yeah the ic blocking functionality feels a little jank tbh i think it needs a rework
(( vaLid I don't think deejay has Posted anything Like that but ur vaLid
(( wait @theUnvirgin mun did you bLock me ooc cuz my aLts cant rePLy to u to thank u for PLaying the heeL LoL
(( bc genuinely i loved that exchange <3
Check your block settings, it said you blocked it.
ᐖ GUYZ IS IT GROSS 2 ᑈHEW UR HAIR B HONEST ᐛ
i was definitely reading that tag as 'leather chit' and i was excited for a moment but apparently i can't read disappointed nonetheless.
ok peeps!! am i doing dis rite?? Dx btw its just a DOODLE so dunt judge my art ok!! i didnt decide on le design yet!! https://images2.imgbox.com/47/38/aBptFQa4_o.jpg
i hate evil twinkz rechitt if thy agree #injuzticeforeridan #antieridanweek #canceltheamporaz
The Joker is jokerposting. Everyone else is riding his wicked purple coattails.
I don't need to "go outside" and "talk to real people," I get all the socialization I need from The Sims 2 (2004).
Can I have a hit? My vape is watermelon sour batch.
ya but only if u have good taste
((that may be your intent but simply put not everyone sees it that way))
(( You should always check whether the *recipient* feels the same way, just in case. It's likely that you'll encounter people who don't agree, and you won't know until you ask. ))
whaTT iif TThe world wa2 made of puddiing
just gave TTs cat a bottle cap to play with the man is absolutely fiending for this thing i might sign him up for shuffleboard classes #proudcatdad
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
There are war heroes that have suffered less than this.
getting into fucking harry potter beef with a dirk strider on chittr whos pfp looks like bakugo it really is 2016 again can we bring the flower crowns back tok
i think there are better things to do in your life than defending harry potter fans on troll social media bro get fucking real
I've finally made adequate enough progress on this project to feel comfortable sharing it. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
if the color you picked out on purpose to have all your fucking text in requires me to tap at my screen just to see it like im pecking at a game of solitaire on my iphone 8 as a cancer riddled reality warped dementia patient just know im not fucking reading that shit #imnotreadingallthat
why do half of you talk like millenials who like harry potter what dimension is this in
doesnt mean im licking the boy who lived's balls
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ᯓ𝄞 1... 2... 3... Miku Miku beam! (*’▽’)ノ＾—==ΞΞΞ☆ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.