The Mountain
@industrialIncidentalist
H⧃ H⧃!
THEY PUT THE M⧃UNTAIN IN A SEALED CHEST UNDER THE ⧃CEAN BUT HE ESCAPED
| Expect Noth|ng Less, Any |nconven|ence |s An Aura Farm|ng Opportun|ty
By swimming to the other side of the ocean.
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS PLANS THAT HE CANN⧃T SAY ⧃R THE HATERS WILL SAB⧃TAGE HIM
The M⧃untian had an unf⧃rtunate accident while practicing eight sw⧃rd style.
H-o-o-w many m-o-o-untain parts did y-o-o-u l-o-o-se
whenever i read your posts im imaginging them in Goemon's voice OORR THE BOULDER FROM AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1a/88/e4/1a88e421db025a70967e26c0b3962813.jpg) (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a1/16/f8/a116f8432f1364b44097a8d58013a307.jpg)
၄⋆၃ mountain dot dot dot what happened question mark
WHAT IS THAT SMELL ITS WHAT THE M⧃UNTAIN IS C⧃⧃KING
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/2SxCmC7s/image-2⧃26-⧃7-21-19⧃651159.png #NSFW #nsfw THE M⧃UNTAIN F⧃UND M⧃RE SPACE F⧃R SW⧃RDS THANK Y⧃U @cati⧃nicAg⧃nist F⧃R THE SUGGESTI⧃NS
surely you could hold more swords if you stacked them on top of each other¿
1f you squat, you can add 2 more, one for each popl1teal fossa (kneep1t)
[THI$ I$ IN#REDIBLE I A$PIRE TO BE LIKE YOU ONE DAY]
BECAUSE L⧃WBL⧃⧃DS ARE LESS THAN ERG⧃ GREATER THAN ERG⧃ THE M⧃UNTAIN IS ⧃BLIGATED T⧃ D⧃ EVERYTHING THEY SAY T⧃ MAKE THEM.HAPPY
.... alr1ght, what the hell, sure. 1f thats the mental gymnast1cs you wanna play, who am 1 to stop you now
HM. THE M⧃UNTAIN BETS HE CAN USE A 6TH SW⧃RD #SUGGESTIVE
၄⋆၃ MOUNTAIN MOUNTAIN WHAT QUESTION MARK
>:) SER4OUS. MOUNTA4N. T4ME. THE NOOK DAGGER. DEADLYEST.
are you gonna put two 1n each armp1t or someth1ng
⧃HH THE ARMPIT G⧃⧃D IDEA THE M⧃UNTAIN BETS HE CAN USE EIGHT SW⧃RD STYLE
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/52sSZFDy/image-2⧃26-⧃7-21-1854⧃5977.png SEE
၄⋆၃ JEGUS XHRISTTTTTTTTT leave some dot dot dot i dont fuxking know epixness for the rest of us the mountain
THE M⧃UNTAIN DID A HAND STAND ⧃NCE
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/sXdsy1hC/image-2⧃26-⧃7-21-183816627.png #NSFW #nsfw THE M⧃UNTAIN IS PR⧃VING A P⧃INT AND ENTERING BATTLE WITH FIVE SW⧃RD STYLE
THE M⧃UNTAIN USES FIVE SW⧃RD STYLE
INDEED IT IS EASY! ⧃NE SW⧃RD IN EACH HAND ⧃NE SW⧃RD HELD BETWIXT MY M⧃UNTAIN CHEEKS AND ⧃NE SW⧃RD [Cens⧃red.]
W⧃ULD Y⧃U LIKE AN EXPLANATI⧃N ⧃F MY W⧃RK⧃UT R⧃UTINE T⧃ BE ABLE T⧃ PR⧃PERLY CLENCH THE HANDLE BETWIXT
Y⧃U D⧃ N⧃T NEED PH⧃T⧃S Y⧃U NEED T⧃ ENGAGE THE M⧃UNTAIN IN GL⧃RI⧃US FIVE SW⧃RD C⧃MBAT
i h♤ve ♤lre♤dy m♤stered my own five bl♤de style with my telekinesis, but i ♤ppreci♤te your willingness to sh♤re...
T⧃night the M⧃untain is s⧃mber and quiet ⧃ut ⧃f respect and rec⧃gniti⧃n f⧃r the 3.43 billi⧃n tr⧃lls wh⧃ sacrificed their lives in the Great Bef⧃ran Planetary C⧃nflict ⧃f ⧃18XX BUT T⧃M⧃RR⧃W THE M⧃UNTAIN WILL TAKE T⧃ THE THUNDER ARENA AND BRAWL AN ARMY ⧃F DR⧃NES AND IF HE WINS HE GETS A FREE LAZER TURRET
That’s quite a sentence to unpack there. Uh. Have fun tomorrow? I guess?
((I can't get through reading this chit out loud without cracking up thank you))
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS ACRIM⧃N⧃US
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS RANC⧃R⧃US
ok im just sayin the mans got four fuckin quadrants dont he wwhy are you so greedy the mountain
THE M⧃UNTAIN CANN⧃T EXPLAIN THE WHIMS AND WANTS ⧃F A PUSHER ENCASED DEEP IN FIRM RUGGLED YET S⧃MEH⧃W BULGING CLIFFSIDE ST⧃NE
sometimes evven twwice a day can you imagine that it must be difficult to conceivve a wworld wwithout that fetid boystink miasma
i thought you twwo wwere comin off as more scarletsuch anywway wwhats the big flippin deal
W⧃AH W⧃AH W⧃AH N⧃ ⧃NE SAID ANYTHING AB⧃UT QUADRANTS HERE THE M⧃UNTAIN DEALS IN THE FLEETING BUT THE F⧃REVER
N⧃W THE M⧃UNTAIN IS FUMING
THE M⧃UNTAIN WANTS T⧃ BRAWL
T⧃ REC⧃NCILE WITH ⧃NESELF IS T⧃ DISC⧃VER H⧃W MANY FLIPS ⧃NE CAN D⧃ IN THIRTY TICKS (THE M⧃UNTAIN CAN D⧃ SEVENTEEN)
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS REC⧃VERING FR⧃M HIS FIGHT WITH THE PREHIST⧃RIC LUSII A VEL⧃CITY RAPT⧃R GRABBED THE SUPPLE CURVE ⧃F HIS MUSTACHE AND ATTEMPTED T⧃ RIP IT ⧃FF H⧃WEVER IT WAS UNAWARE THAT THE M⧃UNTAINS HAIR F⧃LLICLES ARE EVEN STR⧃NGER THAN HIS T⧃UGH SKIN AND THE VEL⧃CITY RAPT⧃R SIMPLY CARRIED HIM ACR⧃SS THE C⧃NTINENT
Keep doing what you're doing Mountain, your life sounds like a blast
Wow~ what else can the mustache do~~?
THAT IS F⧃R THE M⧃UNTAIN T⧃ KN⧃W AND THE HEKT⧃R T⧃ FIND ⧃UT
F⧃LL⧃W THE WIND MY FRIEND IT WILL LEAD Y⧃U T⧃ ME
I will follow the scent of you like a pie on a windowsill~.
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/XJcKdbgL/image-2⧃26-⧃7-14-211446999.png YET AN⧃THER STUDENT ⧃NE MACR⧃ SMARTER THANKS T⧃ THE M⧃UNTAIN AND HIS WISD⧃M
WAIT IM TH£ STUD£NT TH£ STUD£NT IS M£!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS A TEACHER
can y⚣u teach me s⚣mething right n⚣w 030
Thank y⚣u Mr. The M⚣untain I w⚣uld have never kn⚣wn that inf⚣rmati⚣n if n⚣t f⚣r y⚣u. I'm sure it'll serve me well ⚣ne day 030