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^The second they yet me to the culliny center is the second I ask them to finish the JOB. Those fuckers couldn't hope to yet me close to one if they yave their lives for it. Weak little lowland trolls hopiny to catch a hiyhlander. HAH!^

^I was also momentarily arrested on severe counts of hooliyanism BUT that is BESIDE the point.^

BLAH, BLAH, WHY WOULD I OPEN AN INBOX? BLAH, BLAH, NO ONE WOULD EVEN ASK ABOUT CARD GAMES OR ANYTHING SIMILAR. BLAH, BLAH HERE'S MY QUESTION, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE AN *OUT*BOX INSTEAD? MAKE THE RANDOM CHITTR DOOMSCROLLER ANSWER *YOUR* QUESTIONS AT THREE IN THE MORNING

xx_shrimpz_is_bugz_xx

i should be given princess treatment 100% of the time by the way

Life must crow on.

oh yeah that's right happy #matespritmonday @astralvoyager i love you loser <3

MOST LIKELY JUST THAT, 'ADULTLOAF'. CONGRATS, YOU'VE CREATED YOUR OWN TERM FOR TROLLIAN CUISINE

UNLESS ITS MADE INTO A CAKE, THEN IT'S 'ADULTCAKE'. PRETTY MUCH MOST TROLL FOODS THAT HAVE THE 'GRUB-' PREFIX COULD JUST BE REPLACED WITH 'ADULT-'. I SUGGEST *NOT* LOOKING ANY ON THESE UP ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT GET FOOD AS A RESULT
A tall, fat milkshake with a cake slice and rainbow lollipop WILL fix me ♡

> a b1g bag w1th one cook1e 1n 1t <

IS IT BAD I'M ALREADY WISHING FOR FRIDAY TO COME SOONER? IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE HAD A SHIT MONDAY OR ANYTHING I JUST WANT THE WEEKEND AGAIN

FREEZER IS THE BEST FOR MEAT. YOU ONLY USE THE FRIDGE WHEN YOU'RE THAWING OUT MEAT TO THEN COOK SAME DAY

I Wish I Could Relive All My Happiest Moments, Sounds Very Therapeutic.

y6V shoVld re6lly be....... FREEZING it....... if yoV don't haVe any IMMEDIATE VSA6E in mind..........................

MAN, NOTHING BEATS BEATING PEOPLE IN A VIDEO GAME ONLINE WITH THE ONLY THING WON BEING BRAGGING RIGHTS. ERIC(A) FOUGHT WELL FOR A SEADWELLER

almost typed #stairs #itkeepshappening

hmmm. maybe i shouldnt be so judgy inside. :P

Waiter, More Weed #substance

rly should reopen my ask box 1 of these nights, bet yall would b normal abt that
My hive slightly lo-o)+ks like it's decaying and I lo)+ve it ^▽^

Oh, to be a peach...

anons, don't be like that one person that asked me to sit on their face. #nsfw #suggestive

i just wanna be dog today i don't wanna think about anything

This game has an arachnophobia mode that turns spiders into crabs.

I Feel Like The Act Of Blocking Me Is Homophobic.





