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i would NEVER be ashamed of myself my SELF is the SWAGGIEST!!!!! i RECLAIM the name of CHROME (#swag) from the SWAGLESS MEGACORPORATIONS that RUIN my RAD AS HECK NAME
mister first guardian of chitter been awfullll quiet. it's nice. not having to hear from him.
yeah i bet youre spoken for an all that
i am so proud of her. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f13571834aef.png
i still do not understand how you came to that conclusion! can we please talk about this privately maybe!
\ 1 mean we g0tta get ar0und S0MEH0W /
that could be fun!!!
Guys where's Like the Nearest mediculler I need A pick-Me-up
((OOC No idea how to have it act in character in the text post i'm crying /silly))
Likeeeee, i'd TOTALLY go Fishing but I've been Dragged into The ocean The few Times i Have by A big Fish lusus And it Totally ruins My hot Look sooooo :/ #fishingfriday
((I might be taking a mental health day idk maybe not we'll see if family dinner makes me feel better, i really just don't know, if you liked my drawing my alt account @cawingScarecrows is hosting art request that I'll get to when i feel better, this is usually where i post my goofy thoughts and shit but i feel just god awful and hopeless and even my dark humour wouldn't be funny rn so I'll annoy or make y'alllaugh tomorrowor whenever I feel better maybe tonight maybe in a few days, shit is just really bad rn and I'msorry for suck a downer ooc post before possibky dissappearing for a bit))
awesome!
same issue i fear :(
In all seriousness, if I Red Miles #eridanweek would anyone truly be sad?
:33 < guys do *not* smoke the catnip at #purridanw33k :33 < it is laced #substance
... ok. you know what? maybe you are right kasane teto. i should trust your judgment, i know you have our children's well being in mind just as much as i do.
@normalPuppet why is this guy still harassing my family? i thought you were taking care of this!
actually i do not understand why you don't just ask me to watch casey first! we do not need a baby sitter, i can sit the baby myself!
i thought so! thanks for letting me know anyway. :)
don't worry kasane teto they can talk to me instead.
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
first time agreeing with you teto
u r a tru hero 2 da service.. i salute u xO
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/65726b1499e0.jpg womp womp
OK THE MELONS HAVE CEASED AT LAST, LIBERATION FROM THE FUCKING ARMIES OF THE WATERLAND.
I'm - sorry >
Sounds like a good birthday celebration.
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
still my wrigglin day btw :3
no offense but like making 263626 chitts every single fucking second and pollute everyones feed isnt very nice @ first time i blocked someone on all accs @ too damn annoying
@kasaneTeto this you? Happy birthday https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461639369145712640/1488916456526713072/drunk-teto-toto-likes-alcocol.gif?ex=69ce8501&is=69cd3381&hm=3e2ce741391a205edc7664fa63e9997d6d887be58911934d8dae3d58e8a71860&=&width=623&height=488
good morning everyone and happy birthday @kasaneTeto! :)
i dont wanna do a duel i cant give anyone my address again #foolmetwentytimesshameonme
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> teleporter here ->[You listening? okay heh..]
the news loves to stir up drama out of nothing huh. well i am not falling for it. i love my wife and i trust her with every ounce of my being!
see, that news source is a big sack of bull shit. i know you did not do that and if you are pregnant than it is probably from when you telepathically sexed me earlier today!
don't worry kasane teto i literally have no idea who this guy is and really doubt the dumb news has any real insider information on anything. i trust you and i know you would not do that.
hell yes. let me know if you run out and i will get you some more kasane teto!
that's fair. i hope it was tasty!
our baby is going to get lung cancer kasane teto! but ok, i will zap back and take it before she can start puffing that doogie or whatever.
<3-Give-her-a-cigar-and-also-motorcycle-#substance
ArE yOU gOnnA be at #eridanweek. yOU shOUld cOmE to #eridanweek. play bIrdbraIn. OnE mOrE song. OnE mOrE song. OnE mOrE song.
i love you kasane titties.
heheheh yeah! you are so silly kasane teto. italian and spanish are very similar so some words might be like that haha. i will make you any kind of pasta you want including penne. :)
:33< that would be pawsome
hell yes. i love penne (the ridged tubes with the diagonal cut ends) and fettuccine (the long thick noodles) personally. both of them go amazing with marinara or alfredo sauce!
apparently toddlers are naturally adept at team fortress 2. i am pretty sure most professional team fortress 2 players are toddlers.
why is she out in the middle of the fuckin field john wtf
@kasaneTeto i think our daughter is lost in the #maze.
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
the option to minimize or hide pinned posts themselves in addition to the replies would be nice. especially for when the pinned user's suffix and prefix are very big let alone the possibility of the post itself being long.
i can't believe kasane teto is just as freaky as me. i love my wife! #nsfw #ilovemywife.
i think i am in heaven and you are my angel.
i think i am going to be gender fluid maybe! my body is already pretty feminine so i should be good to go without any drugs haha.
i am a chronic people pleaser but i also just would like to make you happy. i love you too kasane teto.
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
߷ - wOKE UP FROM A TERROR ONLY TO SEE gREEN mARKIPLIER IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN , 𖦹~𖦹 sAD TIMES,,,
>>| .it's so nice to see .a new pair .in here. so happy for them. #blackstrider #incest (?)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Incredible idea. #nsfw ]
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress lets out a deep sigh* :33< yeah alright fine ill like this
POINT OF ORDER! the plaintiff would like to call @kasaneTeto to the stand. DIRECT EXAMINATION! please introduce yourself to the court
kasane teto i am sorry i did not know you were real and was rude to you. could you please drop the charges, because otherwise this bit will take forever.
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
"THIS ONE MUTANT I KNOW" IS KINDA CRAZY
ok. although i think it would be really nice if she apologized to you and you two made up without it having to become a legal battle! i can't imagine this is healthy to have going on so soon after child birth...
it is five in the fucking morning and i'm going on a date with a cute frog later. #whiskeyhour
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎h♡nk y⟡u <3 bu⚓︎ I d⟡n'⚓︎ ⚓︎hink I'm be⚓︎⚓︎er ⚓︎h♡n ♡ny ⟡f my f♡mily J⟡⚓︎♡r⟡ is ⚓︎he bes⚓︎ nephew ever! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PLAINTIFF! good evening, your highblood. my name is Filigree Hallowen and i am here today on behalf of the plaintiff in today's case, my client @kasaneTeto. (who then either stands and says "good evening, your highblood" as well or gets elbowed really aggressively). (you can sit back down now). we have a few housekeeping matters to attend to once the defense has made their own introductions
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! tonight as soon as you have exhibits or tomorrow night if you want my team and i to prepare a really elaborate opening statement
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against your sister-in-law for discrimination, i know a guy who can make it happen
damn do twindrill and ahsoftwear co ldt not let you have lucky charms cause that suks saddest thing ive eer heard
it's ok kasane teto you are a real girl. i know suddenly having a physical body out of the blue is very intense! and having babies immediately is even more intense!! but you are beautiful and i love you very much. we should get some sleep together, it has been a long day.
th_ey l0v_e m_e f0r my p0sts i thi|\|k
i am sure the nurses will bring you some right away.
ur so brave ur doin good sweetie
I can't believe we're watching the birth of new life, live on the feed. #Blessed
DRIVING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP.
Congratulations!
why is this the first chit i ever see? the chit that takes my chit virginity? uncle d wasn't lying this place is fucked lmao.
oh my god that was fast!!
Thi2 r3lation2hip moving 2O fa2t im g3tting WHIPLA2H dud3
to kasane teto, please feel free to follow my account and send me a private message if you want to. i am going to have to sleep in a bit because it is getting very late but i hope you get some really good sleep too and if i miss a message from you i will reply as soon as i am around again. :)
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/WgngmK5.png Notion T+e Roly-Poccasions 02:51_________•__03:15
oh no i am not complaining! it just sort of came out of the blue!
:U teto! i absolUtely adore yoUr work with jamieP. ^u^
this is all happening so fast. i can't believe i was about to go to bed.
wow ur a married man now john treat her rite
oh my gosh!
:33< oops, fell into a purrcarious position whatefur will i dooooo :33c #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1076/sample_ac6a94bb0fd6e01b908756d08b83a225.jpg?13638828
everythings so wonderful all the time.... :)
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fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
.o°h my g.o°d Kasane Tet.o° I am such a big fan
wh-when did kesane teto show up an why did she like my horny postin #nsfw
Why would you do that to 2om3on3??? #fuck3dup
u ever just flirt with a hot android n the first thing the mf does is walk off an eat some batteries :(