♦ pitied by @libidinousHellion
those squeaky wheels do get the attention of my wd40 block button but sometimes its kinda like holy shit i cant look away
matesprit says no torture devices 😔⚾️🔗
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! told h!m !’d shave my bush !f he kept fuck!ng w!th me and the motherfucker CHEERS. He’s ssleep!ng on the couch from now on…꠹
genuinely so confused. took my normal 50mg dose and it’s 8een THREE. HOURS. and I feel NOTHING. HELLO ?? ?? ?? THIS EDI8LE AINT SHIT ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
Why do I feel like someone just exposited for me/// Bastards/
"= yyyyep. and. you know why. well we don't, we haven't had that talk, but i just assume you do. ="
Hatched Yes Quite Possibly However It Is Unlikely They Would Ever Make It Out Of The Caverns
you can do better than that.
i vwas gonna make a post then realized its gonna sound like "yeah you can plug my ass" so ill keep that one to myself for nowv
₍^. .^₎⟆ Cup s!ze? Uhh l!ke F to j? ! dunno anymore ! sSsstopped pay!ng attent!on and focussed on the back pa!n꠹
My matesprit has aband0ned me 0ver a m0nth ag0 n0w. I think I'm all0wed t0 n0t want t0 think ab0ut it anym0re.
It's always awkward meeting the matesprit of a man you ran through with a spear~. #Violence #Gore #Gladiating #HiveWrecking
Man what kind of questions is this from my askbox. From anon: "Do you got tits like the other dirks or are u js skin and bones asking for a friend" Yeah I got pecs if that's what you mean, I'm not some hunk now I'm more of a twunk if anything cause I practice shaving on the daily. #nsfw
well im just kind 0f in a bad m00d n0w 0n0
Becoming one with the void https://i.imgur.com/BRj%7dq.gif
If I Ever Go Bald They Will Have To Put Me Down.
"= TK04: [autoresponder note: activity levels on account temptedAnoxia below assigned default, perhaps this means it needs to post more ---- host organism and administrator "Tekras F____i Iszovh" has indicated status of 'Away' for one wipe but inconclusive. end autoresponse.] ="
they're dipping me in slime again
it’s too hot out, i fear i might melt when will the leaves fall ughhhhhhhh
chow peed into my 8ladder 8tw
Its s0 hard t0 sexily undress when stuff gets caught 0n y0ur h0rns all the time #nsfw
no+ fea+ured. was +he 10 minu+e search for a ligh+er. +ha+ followed.
anyone else like totally hate it when your thong gets caught on you back dermals, brah?
yknowv, i didnt remember hit song by the vwapors, "turning japanese," being quite so human racist. vwhoda thunk it?
*Foor the recoord* i am noot infertile oor castrated At least foor noow
D1d th3y m4k3 1t sp1c13r b3c4us3 of my s1z3? B3c4us3 th3y thought 1 could h4ndl3 mor3? Th1s would sur3ly k1ll 4 troll. Wh4t th3 h3ll. 1'm go1ng to m4k3 th3 1nt3rn 34t 1t too to ch3ck
sNeEzEs HeLpLeSsLy
Open to boytoy applicationz zince apparently it'z a crime to talk to other men. <__#> #rant
"= surprising lack of mediculling supplies in my hive or ship or spare shit warehive. not to be weird. but i do not have sedatives nor do i have fresh needles so if i ever need an injection or something major i'm gonna have to rely on whatever the mediculler brings with them, which doesn't give me confidence, what with the level of trust i would need to give. ="
(( Employment inches closer and closer. Just finished my first interview for a shit ass job that will kill me #joke
dONT PITY YHAT CHITT IM NOT 8ALD ANYMORE IM OKAY
8=l < I've been bitten by a drinker before 8=l < She did not enjoy the e%perience of tasting my b100d mi%ed with my sweat
[ It's a picture! The photo is of Curee Erzhix ( @packageHandler ) tied up, hands and ankles strapped together. He uh... doesn't look happy. The Sgrub copy discs are planted on the grooves of his horns.] He put up a fight, had to humble him.
HH,HHHI,HHATE,GOING,TO,THE,GAS,STATION,I,JUST,WANTED,A,SNACK,IF,I,HAD,A,CAEGAR,FOR,EVERY,TIMME,I,WENT,INTO,THE,GAS,STATION,FOR,SOMMETHING,A,AND,ALL,THE,ATTENDANTS,AAND,CUSTOMMERS,WERE,DEAD,I,WWOULD,PROBABLY,HAVE,ENOUGH,MMONEY,FOR,GAS,TO,G,GO,SOMMEWHERE,ELSE.........,D,DO,I,JUST......,TAKE,IT,?????,THE,CASHIER,IS,DEAD,......,
No.
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WHHY 153VRRY0N3 4LW4Y5 G3771NG K1DN3P4PP3D??? 8U7 N07 M3?? 4M 1 N07 N1DNW4PPL348L3?? K1DN4PP484L3M?? K1DN4PP48K3????
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! m!ssss my w!fe and w!fehusband and husband꠹
"= this explains a suspicious amount. ="
[TOO MANY $EADWELLER$ IN MY NOOK RIGHT NOW DOE$ ANYONE EL$E WHO I$NT A VIOLETBLOOD WANT TO HOOK ↑ OH NO WAIT NEVERMIND IM $↑PO$ED TO $TOP HOOKING ↑ WITH GUY$ I HAVE A $HOW TO RUN! ]
:33< tunnel system omega is full of :33< mew guessed it :33< #scorpions :33< trying tunnel system 001
∻My n☢☢k s☢ g☢☢d they call it the ring ☢f fire #nsfw∻
B33 < *ac sn33zes joy and whimsy cooties on you*
(ಥ﹏ಥ) < I miss him already. (ノ_<。) < What is wrong with me! ( ಥ_ಥ) < I need to drown my sorrows... #substance
I was g-o-o-ing t-o-o- take a nap, but I have t-o-o- g-o-o- kill Ritchy Keldam.
M-o-o-squit-o-o- bite right -o-o-ver my sec-o-o-nd knuckle. Zer-o-o- surviv-o-o-rs.
Thank g0d i heal fast #attackedbyastapler
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ tha FUCK that s◕und in ◕ur hive WHAT
Striders Have Once Again Lost Their Canoe Priveleges.
X Man I miss shitpeta x
My housemate left the DOOR OPEN on the BLOOD CELLAR I’m going to KILL HIM
DIVA DOWN I REPEAT DIVA DOWN (FELL OUT OF THE TREE)
you know that weird feelin you get like there's snakes in your ribs or smth what's with that does anyone know why that happens
- Say say say my name! - Beetle daddy is a lil much. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
am i made of radioactive poison tonight is that what's happening is that what's goin on is that why everyone an their mother has a problem with me being a decent fucking person
one a these days i'm gonna die drowned in a bathtub an it's gonna be all beau's fault
ᐖ GOREGLE MY NIPS BEEN HARᐖ LIEK 4 ᐖAYZ STRAIGHT AM I GOING 2 ᐖIEᐖ #NSFW? ᐛ
at least when @caligulaAscendit asks me 0ut 0n a date he f0ll0ws thr0ugh
၄⋆၃ GUYS I WAS KIDDING EXXLAMATION POINT
Maybe i shoould shut up foor oonce and noot give peoople any ideas
[I HOPE THE $TA#K OF MONEY I LEFT IN MY $TA#K OF MONEY BOWL AT HIVE I$ DOING OKAY WITHOUT ME, WHO I$ FEEDING HER??]
4 L055 F0R 7H3 UN3MPL0Y3D, 1 H4V3 4 J08. :7
1 don't have any really recent self1es 1 could post }:c
I must n0t be very fun t0 be ar0und
they dont warn you about how easy it is to eat mold by accident
Stop stari^9 at my bul9e i^ my last post I’m melti^9 here!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr (eye's glow red) back OFF pal............................
Isnt it funny h0w liking ass is m0re w0ke than liking tits #nsfw
My pr0n0uns are she/her because i will never be them
"= cupe looking really fucking tempting.... ="
~I'm free-r~Oaming but the ~Only way O~ut O~f the basement is n~On-handicap-accessible stairs~
They are trying to take away my Casper Mush :(
(tw: #guns) My last legislacerat9r sucked I spent the night l9cked up and they t99k away my g9ddamn gun 6ecause 9f that time I g9t kicked 9ut 9f the 6ar </3
// hell yeah! have fun with it. I miss going to powwows. ever since i moved to where i am now I haven't been able to attend my family's ones :(
((Ugh I'm sure Damara finds the taste of blood titillating or whatever but gotta say I'm not a fan!
II took that other te2t that troll2 are on about. Thii2 one ii2 not riigged meaniing what the actual fuck ii2 wrong wiith all you other troll2, iif you 2cored any diifferently go 2et your2elf on fiire.
WHY WOULD YOU SIT ON A CAKE? #NSFW? #SUGGESTIVE? IS IT? SOMEONE TELL ME. ... NO, DON'T TELL ME. This should be criminalized. Posthaste.
Oh, I’m only missing 2 Preditor movies anyway. That’s not too bad
[OKAY #HITTR WHAT ARE THE U$UAL $YMPTOM$ OF GRUBBY BEARING]
burns like hell when i take a piss an my skin is shaking. au revoir i must be dyin.
Maybe I Should Look At My Palmhusk For A Moment, I Say. " You Know What Daddy Always Says " https://i.ibb.co/8djjdz0m/the-origin-of-dog-closing-eyes-meme-yakuza-3-v0-txfwdc8oi2ve1.jpg
I hate it when im in a m00d but i 0nly crave a specific pers0n. Like why is my n00k s0 picky #nsfw
my way too expensive 8ag from eastern alternia just got a scuff on it. my life is over and I'm doing it #suicide #thisisaNORMALRESPONSE
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
Yeah. I expect an apology. With tears.
S0rry i havent really p0sted t0day I kn0w y0u all missed me
I am understimulated #nsfw
D0 y0u guys hate me be h0nest
QUESTION: 1F TH3R3 W3R3 TW0 GUYS 0N TH3 M00N 4ND 0N3 0F TH3M K1LL3D TH3 0TH3R 0N3 W1TH 4 R0CK W0ULD TH4T B3 FUCK3D UP 0R WH4T? ANSWER: IF tyhis happened to me I would be s opissed off. QUESTION: ｢konnichiwa!! kekeke~~ (ФωФ) kyuu~ jane-chan!! megane-san wants to knyaw ヽ(○・▽・○)ノ゛what kind of pantsu does anata prefer?~ (^_^) kyuu~~ as a kyutieful girl with kurasa, you seem like... a resu pantsu type of reidi... but megane-san doesn't know! (´ﾟЗﾟ｀) kyaahhh~ ＼(^_^)／ let megane-san knyow, jane-sensei!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pantsu means... *gets hit on the nub with the back of an eraser* gyah!! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) megane-san won't be a baka hentai!! kurasa means class ＼(^_^)／ jane-chan is a classy lady! resu means... lacy~~☆ kekeke... reidi means lady!] ANSWERR: THISS was siuch a journey to read. I needed a Lard of the Rangs amountof time to get through its. I dident goet to go to normal schools in middle schol but I think thewy would have ebeaten you criminaly. https://forms.gle/RfijxURAUHfDpkcR7
>>>(Inversion) of the psyche through substance usage... >>>(Victim) of (MKU)?..
DoNN't let seadwellers reNNt out the VIP sectioNN iNN your club the floor's beeNN sticky for weeX aNNd I'm out of chemicals to try aNNd solve it with I NNeed aid this is a call for help. #NNsfw #justtobesure
I haven't touched amongus since lockdown, but i've always sucked ass at it xD I'm too autistic to lie
[ Anonymous user asked: Are you into wire play? #nsfw Assuming this is "horny." I don't know, I don't think I'd be keen on someone playing around in my insides for sexual reasons. https://forms.gle/FHZQgt2cqs5w1r6J9 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9a6c6eb7bd.png #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]
So Now If I Try To Evade Imperial Drone Culling By Doing As Everyone Does This Season It Looks Like I Am Proving Him Right. But If I Don't, I Am Culled. This Is Stupid. I Don't Even Have The Sex Drive For This. All Of You Disgust Me. #nsfw
Ɏ i would screa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-am Ɏ
<action; statement input; statement: it did, which was why it didn't happen ear|ier input; statement: but i was very angry & |ashed out before i cou|d process the action in that instance />
SQUEALS. KEELS OVER AND DIES.
>>| trolls bones .aren't that tasty... .i don't know why .i started trying .out someone's flesh. .it still tastes .awful. #gore #cannibalism
groceyr store sushi... #regerts
>>| no.
"= uuuhheeuuuuh. mmhnnnn. no :) ="
catchin glimpses of god tiering talk how about someone kill me and see what happens
My Pitch Quadrant Is Vacant Only Because I Am So " Aggressive " And " Mean ". Not My Own Choice Of Words. Trolls Don't Want A " Twink " To Put Up A Fight These Days. #pensive #nsfw #pitchposting
looking at the images of rankmaid posted of herself im pretty sure she shaves her armpits and its making me self conscious for some reason so i think im going to do that too
My brother is chewing on ice directly next to my ear. I might have to kill him, actually.
I SWEAR TO GOD, THE SECOND THESE ASSJOCKEYS LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE, I'M GOING *BAKE SIXTEEN BEAUTIFUL PIES TO SHARE AMONG MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND QUADRANTMATES* AND THEN *I'M GOING TO START SOME KIND OF FOUNDATION IN MY MOIRAIL'S NAME, FOR GRUBS OF SOME KIND OF LOWLY HATCH CIRCUMSTANCE OR SOME SHIT* AND IF ANY OF US ARE EVEN ALIVE AFTER THAT, THEN, I *PROMISE* WHOEVER'S LEFT WILL BE SO GODDAMN SORRY, THEY WISH THEY *TOOK A BIG OLD NAP ABOUT IT*! -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION. --
(an't believe hatebot is a transphobe. smh m7 head https://i.g7azo.(om/80fb5((f81f6e5295f65(e9e5b(1a1a4.png
MY RACK AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THIS PAYLOAD!!!! #myrack
killing and murder and violence 1000 sweeps explosion beam barrage
Oh gosh I jus' saw th' upskirt fiend... good thing I left when I did @_@ #nsfw #fightnight
"= okay so i'm at four deaths in the last two weeks which is lower than usual. 0/4 k/d.. fuck, i'm bad at this real life shit. ="
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my pussy itches #nsfw
[|87 :: Just rolled the worst jo;nt ever. 1 am ashamed FUK MY FAT CHUD L1FE!! #substance
I DON'T EVEN SMOKE WEED ANYMORE.
My J*b Won't Allow Me To " Post Hole " At Work. Can't Have Shit On Alternia. #nsfw
i donnt knnow why i did
▲fucking hate pitchbaiters▼ ▲like sometimes i just wanna put out a cigarette on someones arm and for once not have them moan▼ (( #nsfw #abuse i think))
Empress for8id a girl expresses a little homicidal intent everyone once in a while. ::::/
so whatever yea im missing the smell of mildew and cigarettes and hot asphalt what of it
"= arquius sprite is rechitting everything with the word horse in it. i was about to wonder. why he was rechitting. some random replies from a thread i had earlier, uh, it is what it is. ="
tHeY SpRaYeD PeStIcIdEs oN Me wHeN I WaS HaTcHeD
☆i think ive reached new stages of tired where i send the bolt home on an antique rifle and just. stare at it clamping my thumb and not doing anything.☆
It is time f♋︎r #allc♋︎l♋︎rsweek as I have been inf♋︎rmed! All c♋︎l♋︎rs are valid and valuable in my eyes. D♋︎wn with the hem♋︎spectrum!
i can't post about howv hard i am the incident.... #nsfwv.
fuck. 1 r4n out. #subst4nc3
Haven't said cloaca in a while so I should say cloaca again. Never forget what sburb took from you. And by you I mean me. (Penis.) #nsfw
Ge++ing randy while ♡n y♡ur hea+ cycle is n♡ excuse f♡r ac+ing like a slug crea+ure <- advice I sh♡uld f♡ll♡w bu+ w♡n'+ heed #nsfw
Can we talk about why troll comedy club2 have the wor2t yet mo2t expen2iive grub? II a2 hopiing for 2ome laugh2, good joke2, and good food two get my thiinkpan dii2tracted, but got none of the2e thiing2. The fii2h on 2tage wa2 a2 cold a2 theiir blood and a2 the earth entiitiie2 would put iit floundered before they liiterally diied on 2tage. The grub2teak wa2 dry and chewy liike a clown2 honkiing no2e. Hone2tly the honkiing no2e would have probably ta2ted better and been more funny than thii2 2hiit. Goiing two my hiive two nur2e a miigraiine. #trollcomedyclub2 #toomanyboondollar2 #badjoke2 #woe2efood #howdothey2tayiinbu2iine22 #reviiew
https://images.squidge.oorg/images/2026/04/10/1000085525.jpg
JUST PUT A LOAD IN THE WASHING MACHINE, WATCHED A 20 MINUTE VIDEO ON YOUTROLL, AND CAME BACK TO THE WASHING TIMER HAVING GONE DOWN TWO MINUTES. TIME IS RELATIVE, BUT THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.
i g0t called a vwh0re guys h0rny p0sting is a l0t harder than i th0ught #nsfvw
Hm. No, I shant. This is a lovely picture.
(\_/) help, i forgot to eat and now i have a maaaasive headache (\_/)
jussst tried closssing the door of my THERMAL HULL and accidentally ssslammed MY FUCKING BULGE with it. might jussst BURN DOWN SSSOMEBODY'SSS HIVE #nsssfw
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
what about them?
fuck 1 need to get #reemployed
[+] thinkin' of goin' to whatever event in my area and findin' soemone to makeout with...
Shit man, someone stole my 100 years high weed brownies. #substance
:(((((((( im sad baddies.
xx_OH_NOOOOOEZ_I_BROKE_MY_CHEW_TOYYYY!!!!_:(_bited_too_hard..._xx
Okay, I+ Seems +ha+ No One Believes In My Pure In+en+ions, So I'll Go Firs+: I'm Comple+ely Missing +he Muscle In My Mou+h +ha+ Seems +o Be A Key De+ail For +rolls +o Be Able +o +alk. I Can'+ Send A Pho+o +hough, My Husk+op Doesn'+ Have A Camera, Bu+ I'll +ry +o Find A Way Soon.
kinnky trennt reznnor be like i wannnna wear you onn mmy gennitals is that annythinng for you freaks #nnsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress suplexes mew fur no reason*