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3WWWW 15 7H47 WH47 C0M35 0U7 0F Y0U???? #nsfw
@imperiousCondescension Fond Memories! Here's to 124 s\/\/\/\/eeps an' countin' o' loyalty. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f1/37/52/f13752d2ccef1d5b59325ab6896e6f22.jpg
one lick of u i shrivelled up dry
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
i am excited to meet your beautifulbaby
>look again >youre already pregnant
Fun s.o°da fact: Burping is gr.o°ss but it's .o°kay if y.o°u d.o° it a little bit and c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth it is just an.o°ther .o°ne .o°f th.o°se yucky things that pr.o°ves y.o°u are alive but c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth st.o°p being gr.o°ss I d.o°n't want t.o° .o°utright ban burping at my stands but this is getting t.o° be t°o.o° much
◥▶◀◤ —> When you are all able to get over being you, I would recommend trying to be me
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
X Celebrities can get into the Golden Sallet Dayclub for free, we also can tend to your substance based cravings there with the highest grade shit you will ever touch. x
>who the fuck is going through and reacting to all of my chits stop artificially inflating my score
>ive been edging since you logged on #nsfw
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IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<