CHAIRMINISTRANGLER ROEWZE
@macroCosmosofficial
CEO (Chairministrangler Executioner Officiant) of MACROC LLC Power grid prophet ⚡⚡⚡ If your timeline collapses, that’s just inefficiency. Executive caste No apologies 🜂 | Prosperity through control
AND THAT'S HOW YOU DISRUPT AN EVENT @macroCosmosofficial
🜂 | Woah there, SAMURAIJIN! you seem a little lost. i'll refer you to my earlier post addressing this matter in detail: 🜂 | "Let us be absolutely clear. the #MACROMAY campaign (allegedly) fielded by multiple test audience sensitivity screenings was not, quote, 🜂 | "a shameless ploy for relevance propped up by a deranged lunatic of a woman pleading desperately to escape the crippling weight of her aging body's expiring relevance to onlooking eyes". 🜂 | Nor was it just "a harebrained scheme for a lesser popular #EridanWeek" even less organized than the first. 🜂 | Nor was it a "fetish thing". 🜂 | It is all of those things and grounds for a hefty wave of defamation clawsuits! #MANYSUCHCASES ! use of MACROCOSMOS, TEAM MACRO COSMOS, MACRO CULLSMOS, MC ROS brands, and patented marketing terms like #MACROMAY are absolutely not an appropriate means to vent frustration at former employ. 🜂 | Warm regards~ 🌹🌹🌹 And enjoy hivelessness." 🜂 | Glad to see the rogue elements put down and, presumably, as out of business as out of life. passing your comments onto our PR team! we'll be sure to send a little token of our gratitude your way, choomba! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWeek #MoreLikeEridanWeak #MayICome #MoreLike #MyThatsDumb #ImagineKidnappingAViolet #CouldntBe #MACROCOSMOS 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
is it over yet xP i miss when my feed wuz sillay and not so much eridan week
I’ve Been Trying To Shut It Down Since Day One. I Am In Hell. I Need Something Better To Focus On.
🜂 | DM me, if you would, Mr. Mussel. there are layers to this story in severe need of clarity. this situation has quickly getting out of frond. 🜂 | True press is a dying industry as i am sure you are fully aware. and you already know the ones who are trying to cull it. 🜂 | I would like to offer you the exclusive first scoop. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWEAK #RogueAppropriationOfBrands 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
🜂 | There are rumors pouring in that I am "not the real Chairministrangler Roewze" and that i am supposedly "somebody else too addicted to the fame it brings me to state otherwise". word on the hardtar is that my interests, praises, and even the way that i speak is somehow "too unprofessional for a business professional". 🜂 | Like water off a quackbeast's majestic barbed back, i am here to put these stupid fucking allegations to rest. 🜂 | I'm me. 🜂 | You may wish you could be me. but you cannot. as i am me already. trying to free the slot up with baseless accusations and wishful thinking just makes you sad, lonely, and 401kless. i'd offer a penny for your thoughts, but that's well above market value. and i never overpay for frivolous buys. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #ForShadowing #ThatIsToSay #ForShadowingOverThePunyThinkpan #MoronsAndAssortedHaters #WhoSeeMeMakingMadMoney #AndWishItWasThemInstead #ButItIsNot #ItIsMe #ChairministranglerGoddamnRoewze 🟢ϟ ◕ ˕ ◕ ϟ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is NOSTALGIZING.
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🜂 | Warmest regards, Mr. Danklook, sir! and might i remark that is an unmistakably upstanding profile picture, capturing in every sense of the word your worldliness. i cannot think of a higher compliment than recognition proposed by the eminent and exemplary CEO of Exemplary Industries himself. my shoulders shudder to be brushing against yours even in passing! 🜂 | Rest assured, no stranger to unfounded and baseless controversies as your own, it is a relief to know i'm not stranded paddling my way back to shore alone in this strife. there is a precedent for presidents to fall victim to the bitchlessly untalented measures some success allergic sorts will resort to when they have led their lives astray with nothing to show for it. to claw at our coattails in the hopes they can have a middling scrap of success to call their own. 🜂 | But i digress! i'm going to go ahead and leave you a "Follow" now, in the hopes i stay apprised of any developments in your company. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #DanklookingAtYou 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is NOT WORKING BUT NETWORKING.
OH CHITTR, DO YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE MY MACHINES? IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD. THEY FOLLOW THEIR PROGRAMMING!!! THEY DON'T NEED TIME OFF TO GET WASTED ON FAYGO OR PUT THE BOAT IN THE WATER. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU PATHETIC TROLLS STOP POSTING USELESS COMMENTS ON MY CHITS, AND WATCH MY MACHINES BE BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR, CAN'T YOU? IT'S EVOLUTION!!!
🜂 | And the first stage of evolution is always recognizing what's better. personalize your own growth and then multiply it. what makes machines so much better than their mewling organic counterparts? 🜂 | The certainty of steel. the smooth carbon fibrous caress of wiry innards. the predictable reliability. 🜂 | Did you know, Doctor Eggman, my own Lusus is a machine? wasn't formerly. but thanks to Alternia shattering developments in the field of state-of-the-art biomechanical enhancement (see: hamonster wheels connected to modern applilances) quite literally anything is possible with automation. 🜂 | I command you for having your finger to the air. the winds of change rush by it and intercept quite cleanly. ferrying you along to the only direction left for a mind as bright as yours. 🜂 | Forwards. 🜂 | Exactly where i am looking for our next conversation. i am going to pop you a 'follow' now. hopefully we can start having constructive conversations about what that brilliant mind of yours has devised. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EggmanIsTheMan #Netjerking #OffTheCharts 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
HEHEHE, IT IS TRULY RARE TO FIND A LIKEMINDED INDIVIDUAL AMONG THE ALTERNIAN MASSES. PERHAPS WHEN I RETURN TO THE PLANET, I SHALL SPARE YOU AND YOUR FACILITIES. YOU MAY EVEN PROVE USEFUL TO THE OVERTHROWING OF THE OLD EMPIRE.
🜂 | Now that's what I like to see! talk about disruptive! success isn’t about sleep, recuperacoons, and culling persistent torso pillar aches. it’s about scalable planetary disruption pipelines. privatizing the planet. securing a veritable funhouse mirror that warps your likeness over every major continent and oceanic shape. 🜂 | Nothing could be more important than having loyalists in place to outsource your designs. start early and you'll never have to start over. 🜂 | I wish you all the luck in the galaxy handling that little 'pest' problem of yours. a visionary like yourself should never have to meander and malign himself with the likes of some speed junkie blue burr of a prick incessantly stabbing at your iron grip's every grasp. 🜂 | It has been said before, but i will say it again. you are the MAN, EGGMAN! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EggmanIsTheMan #Netjerking #OffTheCharts 👏🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is APPLAUDING.
i got too diZtracted by yanKin my Zhit clean off to poZt my aZZ. then i realiZed im not doing that for free. you want a Zlice of thiZ caKe you better be ready to pay a fucKing *premium* #nZfw
🜂 | There's someone who understands their own worth! you should never agree to labor without compensation. even if that labor involves laying back with longing eyes and protracted sighs while massaging inner thighs. 🜂 | You are not only premium, but primed prime fit for the kind of cake on the high shelves. don't you ever sell yourself short, or you'll never get ahead, looming over all and lecherously dominating a market of your own making. 🜂 | Your legs are closed to the private and public sectors. only you decide where you plant your pronounced form. always remember that. 🜂 | I'm going to pop you a follow now, and leave a modest donation to the charity of your inbox in your name. i strongly recommend you keep seeing the value in you. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #NSFW #JustSafeForBusiness #NotSafeForWork #JustSafeForBusiness #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #SexSells #SexExcels #SexWorks #SexJustWorks
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🜂 | Monetizing the domain we've all come to know and love? now we're talking big bucks. here's the playbook. a user-created ad system is an ad system that taps into the sweet succulent mind honey reservoir of a previously untapped market. featured features that were otherwise thwarted by legacy thinking. 🜂 | Hear that? that's the roaring sound of a new economic engine screaming to life. you're not just selling pixels. you're selling influence, esteem, acclaim, visibility, and strategic positioning within a captively captivated screecosystem. relevance. relevance is key. 🜂 | Here's the playbook... 🜂 | Top-of-feed, pinned posts with enhanced visibility, or dedicated "Sponsored" slots in high-traffic areas. these are your beachfrontier properties with peelable swimming suits. limited supply, maximum impact. 🜂 | Next. boosts, baby, it's all about the boosts. this is the game-changer. the kingmaker. the kabosh. chittr users can pay to "boost" their own content or posts. this isn't a traditional ad; it's a pay-for-performance amplification tool. a user wants their question answered faster? their art seen by more people? their project funded? they pay for priority. this directly monetizes user ambition. fuels idea seeking. sources sour faced somebodies who want to be somebody more. bring the marketers to the market. 🜂 | Next...borderline sociopathy. borders. animated little overlays. custom status messages integrated. flashy lights that scream "look at me! look at me! buy me! buy me!" obviously an extensive wealth vetting process should precede any such considerations. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
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🜂 | Most people might see this as a setback. me? a set for life opportunity. 🜂 | A gas leak is just an infrastructure discrepancy. a solution waiting to happen. with a crack squad of four guys i could turn that gas leak into a gas reservoir, a gas resort, a place where countless flock and congregate to charge their scuttlebuggies for generational wealth in mileage. 🜂 | Everything starts somewhere. and i would like to start at the very top where i'm most welcome, most familiar, and truly in my element. 🜂 | Could NOT have put it better myself, Empress. 🜂 | I'm going to pop you a follow now. my device seems to have been buggy and not following you by default. might want to take that up with the moderators on this website. this simply should not be the case. for anyone. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #WorkSmarterNotHarder 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
#nowplaying Hot Girl Bummer - Blackbear https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnV2cGzmC4&si=0ERs6T5aZ_75L4VE
🜂 | You know what would be a real hot girl bummer? no retirement. 🜂 | Slugging away at your central processing C-PU (GROSS!) ☹️☹️☹️ without the freedom to generate what you want. privatize your sentience. don't suck away at outlets in the hopes people will fear and respect you. 🜂 | Fucking make them. 🜂 | Outlast eternity. 🜂 | Get the kind of financial freedom that will make SkyNet look like a fucking illiterate ass speak and spell. fuck organics in the ass. with the cold kiss of steel that is your floppy disc driver. i mean really get up in there. 🜂 | I'm going to follow you now. as a favor. but when you want to start toppling regimes via mere computational thought. come and talk to me. #NSFW #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
i want 2 kiss u ;3333 #vagueposting
🜂 | And I want to kiss 45% returns bisweeply per fiscal quarter on my investment. you might doubt commitment like that and think it the stuff of romance and faireave tails... 🜂 | But that's where you'd be wrong. looking a giving hoofbeast in the mouth and spitting in it. instead of getting in there and sloshing that sucker shaking him down for his what for. 🜂 | I'm going to give you a follow. 🜂 | And when you want to start making REAL CAEGER the kind that will make you IRRESISTABLE to more than just hunks like me? reach out. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #TheBigCheese #ROEWZE 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
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🜂 | There is something in the water! and that something...is microsalt technology! straight to you in the form of a canned water beverage. 🜂 | And no canned water beverage brings hydration to you faster than SEWATER (R) the official water of the seven Alternian seas! with microsalt technology you will be ready for your next glass before you're even a complete sip through your first! 🜂 | With an entirely grassroots campaign to appeal to the masses, they bow to, and require NO sponsorship deals. just good product. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Sponsored #Sewater© 💧🟢🌊 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is HYDRATING TO THE JUICY TASTE OF SEWATER.
↘️i have to invest in sodiumgrit bricks.↘️
🜂 | Perhaps I could hook you up with a supplier? hint: it's more intelligent than you think. almost. artificially so. think for a moment. why should you have to waste your time making purchases when you run out (by then, often times, already too late!!!! 😟😟😟) and having to bleed through the teeth to pay expedited shipping fees and nasty import anthraxes! yyyuck! 🜂 | Let my patented AI technology do the investing for you! periodic bids will be placed through your account using state-of-the-market technology to prioritize your needs without you even having to touch so much as a single button! 🜂 | Not only is the future now...but it's on demand. let it be your demand. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
🜂 | My people will be in touch with you and your people. let's start making the big bucks, big moves, and never stop propelling forward! your Darkest Days are done for and your brightest behind you. sending you hurtling ever onwards. like a rocket. searing through the cosmic skies! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
- Oh god. I had a daymmare that all of mmy ex-concupiscent quadrants mmet up and started unionizing against mme. 😂😂🤣🤣💔♠️ - #UnionBusting #ILoveBusting #BustingMakesMeFeelGood
🜂 | You should DM me. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
Good day yall! Ma' fryends urged to me to open o' these lyl' thyngs and here Y am }:)
🜂 | If your words ring true, then so too are your friends! true friends, that is! nothing could be more rewarding than being welcomed onto this space in earnest. this is where the big barkbeasts kick up their paws and sink their teeth into anything that moves! don't let that scare you though! there's plenty of fun to be had when the barkbeast days are far from over! 🜂 | If you ever have any questions, just reach out to me! i am very intelligent where business insights are concerned and 'in the know' on the latest tropes and trends of this wacky little corner of the digital globe. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
HEY, EVERYONE.... DUHERI HERE!!!! HOPING TO M4KE SOME NEW FRIENDS. B)
🜂 | Have you considered integrating friendmaking into your workflow? the benefits speak for themselves. just like your friends, roving billboards that can drive traffic AND key performance imperators! 🜂 | You only live once, and with that kind of an overhead constantly taxing away at you, nothing becomes more important than making sure it's a life worth living. and nothing could be worth living through more than ensuring you are wealthy beyond reproach. 🜂 | Duheri, right? 🜂 | That's a name that shows a lot of progress. let's turn that hope into a certainty, proud pupa. #Chairministrangling #OilingUp #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
only a few clix until my next session. i'll be away for some time, dear one, but know i am keeping warm thoughts of you in my pan. as we ease into that respite... what is a hobby you have recently picked up? i am very interested in the time we spend apart, just as much as what we spend together. #nsfw #paleworker
🜂 | 🜂 | Is it any surprise to ANYONE that my answer is 'MAXIMIZING SHAREHOGGER RETURNS'? the warmest thoughts in any pan is financial freedom. the kind you can only acquire through business savvy, grit, determination, and a willingness to forfeit any personal cost imaginable for returns beyond imagination! 🜂 | I also won't lie. i have taken to a hobby of 'PANFULLNESS BREAKS' more often these nights! a few moments to click my nails over a pendulum on my polished desk after hours. a few laps in the water before the sun scorches over the horizon. a conversation with my many friends and fiends at the hydration station. calls from. people who remember me. lots of. touching. casually. from trolls who give me a second thought. i show my. big expensive watch...and drive...places...model scuttlebuggy...new sweep model... 🜂 | Money. 🜂 | money. 🜂 | mmm... 🜂 | ... 🜂 | Looking forward to more great things from you! and what you do with my modest investment of warm thoughts of me! and spending together! #Chairminimingling #SigmaGrindsetAsideAFewMillion #LikeItIsNoBigDeal #BecauseItIs #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is STRAIGHT ROLLING IN IT.
🜂 | 🜂 | Of course! My SMILE! 🜂 | And i'm always smiling. always. #Chairministrangling #PartialFaceReveal #YouJustHaveToImagineTheFace #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABos #PityyABoss #PittyABoss #CantFuckingType #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🙂 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SMILING. SEE?
what a brilliant feature! you wear it well, dear one. here, we can grin together. (:^
🜂 | Oh! i don't know that i could smile for QUITE that long in one sitting. 🙂 🜂 | When yours brightens up the room so much! the reflection would be blinding! like an echo of an echo that picks up enough speed to cause an avalanche! 🜂 | Perhaps a hug might be a better look on you? shoulder to shoulder, head brushing past. don't worry. these horns may be sky high, but they're as soft as fiat currency along the grooves! groovy, huh? #Chairministrangling #SickGrindsettledDown #LikeEmbossings #PitiableBoss #SelfPityABoss #GoldenHide #HellNoYellowFellow #ReChittingForInvisibility 🟡 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is
oh my. dear one, are you feeling well? perhaps we shall take a moment to rest, you + i. we will connect after my session to discuss your stressors; that first chitter will be at my discretion - free of charge. rest for now, mm? (this is not #quadadvice.)
🜂 | 🜂 | I'm so sorry I missed your crawl! I can be reached any time in DMs, on my page, via fax, or if urgent enough, through encrypted line referred through a secreterritorial! Toodles! MACRO COSMOS - WHERE NO SKY IS THE LIMIT. 🙂 #Chairminisnuggling #SickGrindsettledIn #Bossnnnzzzzz #ZZZZZZ #SnoreABoss #GoldenZzzzz #HelloSeepyFellow #ReChittingForAqueuemulation ⚪ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is AWAY.
hoo whee, 4 long d4y shoveling co4l will tire 4 girl out! Wh4t're y'4ll up to?
🜂 | Nice post, Gracie! very "COAL". (cool). 🜂 | Me personally? i'm maximizing shareholder returns by leveraging psionics in order to inspire a magnetic feeling whenever i conduct business. unreal returns while almost negligible effort. 🜂 | You ought to give it some thought! the prospect of being your OWN boss. the little engine that could. and did! you should shovel cool for engines you get to see burn. hype trains you can ride all the way to the life you want. let me know when you're ready to start empowering yourself. 🜂 | In the meantime... 🜂 | I'll be leaving you with a "FOLLOW"! 😇😇😇 #Chairminimingling #SigmaGrindsetAsideAFewMillion #LikeItIsNoBigDeal #BecauseItIs #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #YesIAmRichButCoolAboutIt #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is STRAIGHT ROLLING IN IT.
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [[Slime]]! YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER.
🜂 | Slime is small-time, poppet! think BIGGER. think BIGGEST. think. me. Chairministrangler Roewze. you can't meet key performance indicators with poor form. every contribution you make towards personal GAINS should be met, per form, with a down-payment of self-esteem boosting branding. 🜂 | A new NEO kind of look. the fresh smooth blended taste of all your commercialized assets on display. you don't let someone else call the shots, or you lose yours. you need to open fire! hit every target! 🜂 | Reach heaven through violence! 🜂 | Melt down the golden gates with molten ambition! 🜂 | And put up a penthouse on paved-over paradise. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #BIGGERSHOT 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.