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put a spider outside instead of killing it. because i'm nice like that. #awesome

BUUUBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEE

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*HOOOONK...SHOOO..* It's time for this little pony to hit the hay. But not literal hay, I don't snack before bed.... anymore!! I mean that I'm going to sleep, sillies! See you tomorrow! https://i.imgur.com/7ittmJz.gif

PINKIE PIE. IS A HERO OF MINE. TO BE ASTuTELY CLEAR. ONE OF A DISTINCT PALTRY FEW.
And say it louder for the peanut gallery's far back reaches, Caliborn!

THEY SAY NEVER MEET YOuR HEROES. BuT CLEARLY. THE WHINY ASS BITCHES. WHO SAY THAT. JuST NEED BETTER HEROES. LIKE @mansLaughter. WHO LIKES ME BETTER THAN MY DEAD BITCH SISTER. HER "FAVORITE" SHE SAID. YOu PEOPLE NEED BETTER IDOLS. NO WONDER YOu ARE ALL SO MISERABLE.

... not a bad day, honestly. do wanna find something to do with my evening though. hm.
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. https://i.imgur.com/Es66TtY.png

I apologize for the horses and cats debate! (serp is forcing me rn with a katana.) i realize my mistake and horses are wayy better! (S.O.S)

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...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
That's just how you are with your friends! And I'm friends with EVERYPONY! Especially you!
Welcome to the party! You're just on time! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/b8/93/38b89338a3ca4054716f52f27c80c2d8.jpg



